Peacocks on the edge of the cliff
The meat begging actually replied.
But when he saw the flag raised, the meat stopped in the dense fog in front of him, and he still couldn't see his face clearly.
"Old drill wind? Isn't it a little drill?" Tang San was inexplicably familiar with this name.
"Hmph, Little Diamond Wind is my grandfather, and I am Little Diamond Wind's grandson - Old Drill Wind." The meat is high and high.
"Dead! How old is this?!" Tang San was angry, he had never seen such a stupid grandson.
"What do you care? Lao Tzu's ancestors have three generations of weirdos, and the disaster level is all ghost-level, so I asked you if you are afraid?" After the meat begged for words, he snickered in the thick fog.
"It's so lucky, I haven't eaten anyone in a long time, hehe......"
Tang San scolded it: "Snickering! Do you know the Lion Camel Ridge boy band?"
"Huh?" Rouqiu stepped forward and took a step, "Bald, are you hairy?"
"Hairy?" This is even bullshit, "Quickly let that boy group come out and meet." ”
"Quack quack, interesting, not afraid of death came to the door." The flesh begged to roll on the spot, and the wind swept up the thick fog, crushing it with withering and decaying.
"Fulfill you! The old diamond wind and meat beg for the chariot! Woo-ha! ”
What a greasy move!
Tang San stretched out his hand to touch the "Yin and Yang Two Gas Cylinders", but at this time, the strap was tied into a dead button!
"Longevity!" Tang San screamed miserably, and the meat begging was ruthlessly crushed over him.
After running over a few meters, the meat stopped the car, and two small short legs popped out of the ball, and sat on the ground, wanting to look behind him, but his neck was too short.
"Forehead......" Tang San made a faint sound.
"Huh? Not dead yet?" Lao Zhuanfeng put away his limbs, and a meat begging chariot reversed back, repeatedly crushing several times.
"Nai hi hi hi! This is a dead ball, right? As an old driver, you must be crushed several times to prevent future troubles, in case you don't die, won't I support you for the rest of your life?" The style of the old drill style is really social.
"Bang, state, state." Knock on the bang three times in a row, "My old drill wind finally opened the meat class, babbling and babbling~"
Reached under his belly and touched it several times, hey, I didn't touch the bald head.
"Squashed? Ahh With a smile on his face, the two little short legs struggled to prop up the fat ball-like body, pouting and carefully searching under him, but he didn't see the bald head.
"I'm a big grass, this bald head will shrink the ground?" Old Diamond Wind was dumbfounded, only to see that the ground was empty, and next to it, a vase rolled out.
picked up the vase, shook it curiously, shrunk his little head and looked in: "Bald, bald, are you hiding inside?"
"Dead! Stay away from me!"
Lying grass. Lao Zhuanfeng threw the vase out, and there was a voice in it, hell.
It turned out that Tang San was in a hurry, put himself in a vase, and perfectly avoided the crushing of the meat chariot.
This Nima! It's a tactical genius!
"Master, you are from the masters......"
"Hey, hold the grass!" The old diamond wind stumbled and sat on the ground, hell, there were two different voices in this bottle, what is the situation!
"Okay, you vase spirit doesn't know whether to live or die, eat my nail meat and egg steamer!"
"Takino Lora!" His limbs shrunk up, and a huge meat egg rolled over, and at the same time, he shot all the way to the vase.
This vase contains Tang San and the two of them, once it is crushed, wouldn't it be a bottle that will be shattered and killed?
Seeing that the meat and egg roller has been crushed to the vase-
"Fuck off!"
At the last moment, Tang San released himself from the bottle, and the 1,000-watt bald head sprayed out, directly on the meat and egg steamroller.
The King of Heaven covers the tiger! Mars hits Earth!
In the next second, the meat egg was directly flew out and hit the stone wall, and there was a "boom" explosion, smashing out a huge hole.
The peacocks who escaped from the bottle saw this scene and directly dropped their jaws: "What kind of bald head is this, it's just an alloy slug!"
Tang San touched his bald head in confusion: "What kind of egg is the river golden egg?" Is it delicious? ”
"Lost! The poor monk's donkey cart! Tang San pounced on it with a wail, and the electric car that fell to the ground had already been flattened by the rear wheels and broken.
"Donkey! Donkey, you squeak!! Beast, the poor monk still expects you to carry it. ”
On the stone wall, the old drill wind struggled to get out of the hole, his face was scarred and embarrassed, his three generations of weirdos had never been so miserable.
Where is this bald head sacred?! To be able to beat him like a tiger-level monster like this bear, he is definitely not a human! Absolutely, absolutely not!
Old Drill Wind was still cowering, afraid that he would attack again, but as soon as he saw Tang San feeling distressed about the battery car, he immediately turned to ecstasy.
"Hahaha, stinky bald! This is what will happen to anger Lao Tzu, why don't you wash it up obediently and let Lao Tzu eat it?"
"Eat? Poor monk eat you stinky meatballs!!"
An empty fist struck through the air, and the wind howled and rushed to the meat balls on the stone wall.
The fierce fist wind fascinated the eyes of the old drill wind.
When he opened his eyes in horror and found that he was unscathed, he instantly burst into ecstasy: "Hey, quack, dead bald donkey, put me on this pretending to force you not to pee and take a few hairs of yourself, Lao Tzu will come down and eat your white chicken."
As soon as he finished speaking, the surrounding stone walls suddenly shattered, the hole collapsed instantly, and the meat ball rolled down the cliff at once.
The last sorrowful cry of the old drill wind came from the mountain stream: "Bald head, I will top your lungs, babbling and babbling ~ Bang, Bang ......"
The peacock masters on the ground were terrified when they heard this, and they stared at Tang San who lowered his head and raised his fist with wide eyes. opened his mouth wide and was shocked for a long time, and said: "Master, it's so good~"
"Do you think so too? The Poor Monk is indeed great. Tang San withdrew his fist and sighed deeply, a thick melancholy welling up in his heart.
Before the day is over, 5,002 weirdos have been killed, wouldn't it be too cruel?
You can't go on like this, when you are a monk, you should be a bit of a monk, blowing up others all day long, who will play with you in the future?
"Good, good, good. Sins, sins, sins. Don't commit murder again...... I hope the old drill wind is well. ”
The peacock masters looked at Tang San, who was sincerely repentant, and a gratifying smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Beautiful man, your image in my heart is one centimeter taller again, you like it very much." ”
Tang San turned his head sharply and glared.
The peacock masters hurriedly waved their hands in a panic: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I'm just talking to myself." ”
"Hmph." Tang San ignored it, picked up his electric donkey and continued on the road.
I'm tired, I have to push a donkey cart by myself, life is already so difficult, hey.
"Stinky guys, don't be brutal." Leaving this sentence behind, Tang San stepped onto the electric donkey and walked forward.
I didn't take two steps, the battery ran out, and the car overturned.
"Evil beasts! I'll punch you to death believe it or not! Tang San raised his hand and was about to smash the car.
Behind him, the unwilling peacock masters couldn't wait any longer.
Taking advantage of Tang San's scolding car, he rushed forward and took out a handkerchief to cover his mouth again, subduing Tang San again.
"Ahahahaha, woohoohu~ Beauty, it's not in the hands of this master. Saying anything won't let you pass, Jiumi~"
Just as he was about to put his hand on Tang San, he was suddenly grabbed by his wrist, and Tang San could still make an instinctive resistance in a coma.
The peacock was horrified: "What a fierce horse, you will surrender you now." ”
Tang San opened his eyes suddenly: "What do you want to do, a dead man!" ”
"Wow, you're pretending to be dead!"
"How can I lose you twice! Is the poor monk's breath-holding Dafa okay? ”
"It's useless, it's useless, it's useless, eat my hidden dragon and play with pearls!"
"Dead open." One pushed the peacocks a few meters away.
The gentleman fell to the ground. I was stunned for a while, but I was dumbfounded.
"If you dare to follow again, don't blame the poor monk for sending you to find Lao Zuanfeng."
Tang San left.
Looking at his distant back, the peacock men slammed their fists on the ground, gritted their teeth with teary eyes, and said: "I can't say anything to see you go to death, you wait for me." ”
He must stop the monk from going up to the Lion Camel Ridge, this is a road of no return that will surely die!
Got up and chased after him, stepped on the blasting nail of the old drill wind, pierced into the soles of his feet, jumped three feet high in pain, and then fell off the cliff when he landed.
"Ah......h Syllable. ”
Peacock masters, pawn.
(Remembrance, peacocks on the edge of the cliff)
Tang San walked a few steps with the cart, and suddenly found a flag in the dense fog, with the three big characters "Old Drill Wind" written on it, which turned out to be the thing dropped by the strange man just now.
Ay?
Tang San's mind lit up, and suddenly he had a plan......