Metamorphosis - Many Disasters (55)
After that, we went into the kitchen of the Evil Cloud Dao Chief, found some food and put it in our backpacks, and then planned to go to a serious house nearby to rest and rest, this time we tossed enough to choke. When I passed by the Evil Cloud Dao Chief, I asked him by the way: Is this considered a robbery? The Evil Cloud Dao Leader said again and again: No! Not counts! I originally wanted to ask Aunt Yiyun Dao, but she was smarter, and without waiting for me to speak, she said directly: You can go in and get more!
It wasn't until I reached the top of the mountain that I saw that yesterday's city was already on another hill opposite each other, and there was a gap between the mountain at our feet. I thought that the Evil Cloud Daoist really had a way, and they could actually move such a big piece of meat as my old pig here. But to be honest, it's Brother Monkey who I admire, after all, he just smelled the chicken legs on my body, and with such a long distance, you can imagine how difficult it must be. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, don't think about all that mess, hurry up and find someone's home, otherwise we will have to camp again tonight. So I quickened my pace and followed.
Woohoo. Just as we were walking lifelessly, there was a sudden sound of a dog barking in front of us. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother and second senior brother, listen, maybe it's someone else! I said: Senior Brother Sha, you hurry up and take a look, see if it's someone else, if so, quickly ask them to cook, it's best to get a few chicken legs. Senior Brother Sha said yes and ran forward. Brother Monkey shouted from behind: Senior Brother Sha, be careful, don't be bitten by a mad dog! Senior Brother Sha turned around and agreed, and then continued to run forward.
After a long time, Senior Brother Sha didn't come back, until Brother Monkey and I walked to a clearing before we saw Senior Brother Sha sitting on the ground, and in front of him stood an old man with a dog. Senior Brother Sha, why don't you come back and report to us? I said complainingly. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother and second senior brother, this old man came out to walk the dog, and he said that his house is not far from the front, so we can go to him to rest. The old man was startled when he first saw us, and it wasn't until we almost broke his mouth that he finally believed that we were good people. Hearing that we were going to the end of the mysterious space, the old man said worriedly: Oh, it's more difficult to get there! Brother Monkey laughed and said to the old man: Don't worry, we have the ability! The old man said: Let's go, the front is the old man's home.
We chatted with the old man as we walked, and the old man said that he had lived separately from his son and daughter-in-law, so he could stay with us. Brother Monkey asked the old man what kind of place this was. The old man said that this place is called Half Moon Mountain, and there is a bay in front of it called Half Moon Bay, and he has lived here for more than 40 years. Gulf? I look very strange, how did I walk and walk to the beach? Brother Monkey said: Idiot, what are you fussing about? The bay is just a bay, not the sea. "Yes," said the old man, it was just a small bay, but it had all the beauty of the seaside: sun, sand, waves, cacti, and an old captain.
At first, I was a little suspicious that the old man was copying the lyrics, but after seeing what the old man said about the bay, I found that what the old man said was true. Although there are no stormy waves, the style of this small jasper in the bay is actually quite good. The old man lived in a house facing the bay, and I suddenly remembered a poem by Haizi, "Facing the sea in spring".
That night, we stayed at the old man's house for a good night, and when we set off the next morning, the old man told us that if we went to the end of the mysterious space, we only had to walk along this main road to get there. We prepared plenty of water at the old man's house and set off. The main road is next to the beach, and it is soft and comfortable to walk on. After walking for about half a day, the "beach road" is finally coming to an end, and there seems to be a large forest in front of it. Brother Monkey suggested that we take a break. I said okay. So we sat down on the spot. Senior Brother Sha said that he was not tired and walked around.
After a while, Senior Brother Sha came back nervously, panting and said, "Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, come and see!" It looks like he's in a hurry. What's the matter, so panicked! I said. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, come and see it, it's definitely a good thing.
Brother Monkey had already gotten up and followed Senior Brother Sha, so I had no choice but to stand up and trot all the way after them. Senior brother and second senior brother, you see, isn't it in front? Senior Brother Sha stopped, pointed in the direction ahead, and said. I looked in the direction pointed out by Senior Brother Sha, and saw a stone blocking the intersection in front of me, which was huge. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, you are wrong, it is not a stone, it is a seashell, I have seen it in the past just now. It's true? Brother Monkey asked. Senior Brother Sha said: Let's go, let's go over and see you together, and you will believe it.
When I went to the front, I realized that Senior Brother Sha was not lying, and it was indeed a huge seashell. What's more, the shells are still open! I carefully and tentatively poked the flesh inside the shell a few times with a wooden stick, but there was no response. I said, "Don't be afraid, they're all dead." This seashell is so big, it's no exaggeration to say: Even if the three of us sit in it and set up a table to fight the landlord, we won't feel crowded. Brother Monkey swirled around it twice and said, "It's strange! It's amazing! Senior Brother Sha said in conclusion: He must have been blown up by the wind and waves to death. I agree with Senior Brother Sha's statement, thinking that Haibei will not run up by itself, and I guess it is not so stupid. I said with pity: Alas! What a waste! Senior Brother Sha said: Why? I said, "It would be nice if a guy fried the shellfish."
Senior Brother Sha thought for a while and said, "Well, that's right. After that, Senior Brother Sha really lowered his head and went into the shell to visit, as if he was really trying to find a way to get the shellfish out. I walked behind the seashells, where Monkey was studying the stripes on the shells. Senior brother and second senior brother! Senior Brother Sha was shouting in panic again. What's wrong with that? I asked as I walked over. Brother Monkey also slowly followed. What's wrong? Brother Monkey asked. Senior Brother Sha squatted inside and said, "Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, look, what is this?
Brother Monkey and I looked in the direction of Senior Brother Sha's finger, and saw a round and shiny pearl about the size of a fist growing on the surface of the shell! Pearl!!! I screamed. Brother Monkey said: What are you shouting, idiot? At first glance, you can tell that you are a person who has never seen the world, but what about pearls? I said: It is said that pearls can be beautified when eaten. Hairdressing? What's your business? Brother Monkey asked curiously. Bring it back to Sister Qing! I said. Cut! Brother Monkey said a word and then never spoke again.
Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother and second senior brother, hurry up and find a way to get the pearl out first, what a pity to lose it! Brother Monkey said: That's, that's! Unfortunately, no matter whether we dig or plane, that pearl still doesn't move.
Just as we were racking our brains and still not being able to dig out the pearl, we were very annoyed, when a burst of laughter suddenly sounded outside. Hahahaha...... Who? Brother Monkey was the first to react, and then he was ready to go out to see what was going on. Suddenly, the other half of the shell, which was still open just now, suddenly collapsed, and we were all trapped inside. Hahahaha...... The laughter rang out again. It's not good, it's a trick! Monkey let out a muffled shout, then stood up and tried to push away the shells that covered it. Senior Brother Sha and I immediately reacted to what was going on, and hurriedly stood up to help.
No matter how hard we try there, the shells on it just can't be opened; During this time, Brother Monkey tried to fly up and crash away, but still failed, but hit his own arm painfully. Bang bang, bang, banging sounded outside. Who? I asked vigilantly. An old man's voice came from outside: Is it comfortable inside? Who are you? Senior Brother Sha also asked. Are you going to those King Kong incorruptible bodies at the end of the mysterious space? The old man outside asked rhetorically. Yes and no? Brother Monkey asked. The old man said, "So are you really so?" Someone! Carry them back! Stew and eat it tomorrow! Be! Then several voices replied at the same time. Then I felt like I was swaying, and it seemed to lift us up.
Brother Monkey originally wanted to struggle, but was dissuaded by Senior Brother Sha. Senior Brother Sha said that we have to preserve our strength and wait for them to let us out before breaking out. I agreed with Senior Brother Sha's statement, so Brother Monkey stopped. After staggering for a while, it finally stopped. Master, open the shells! Someone spoke.
Brother Monkey snickered and said that this is good, now there is a chance to escape. Brother Monkey told me and Senior Brother Sha: As soon as the lid is opened later, we will rush out and run away. I said to Senior Brother Sha: Well, I know. But the old man said something that made our enthusiastic hearts cool down suddenly: don't be busy, you have to hypnotize them first, otherwise what if you run away? Senior Brother Sha said: Fuck it! Then out of nowhere came a puff of smoke, a little fragrant, and it didn't take long for me to feel my head swell, and then I tilted my head, unconscious.
When we woke up again, we were already in the same room, tied to three pillars. As soon as we woke up, an old Taoist priest appeared in front of us, looking at us with a smile. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha had also woken up at this time, and Brother Monkey asked very sternly: Stinky Taoist, do you want to eat our meat? If you have the ability, let us go down and go heads-up! If you win, I'll cut off my head myself! Lao Dao laughed and said: "It's so cunning, do you think the agitation method will work for an old man like me?" Then the old Taoist priest circled around a few of us again, and then said as if to himself: King Kong's incorruptible body, well, I didn't expect it to be like this.
Brother Monkey saw that the old Taoist priest was not a fuel-efficient lamp, so he said to the old Taoist priest in a relaxed tone: Report your name, so that the old grandson can die more clearly. The old Taoist priest turned around and glanced at Brother Monkey, smiled, and said: The old man is known as the Taoist of Canghai, and he has been practicing for many years; Some time ago, I heard that there will be a few Vajra immortal bodies from Lingshan who will pass through here and go to the end of the mysterious space to seek a transformation party, if you eat their flesh, you can increase your cultivation for a thousand years, and now that you are, the old body will have to offend. Brother Monkey laughed and said: Old man, you are not confused, you believe everything people say.
The head of Canghai Dao immediately became serious and said: You are talkative, the old body has made up your mind, tomorrow is your death day, and I will order the disciples to prepare wine and good food for you tonight.
After finishing speaking, the Canghai Daoist went out, leaving only a few little Taoist boys watching us from the side. Senior Brother Sha sighed again, saying that we shouldn't covet that pearl, otherwise we wouldn't have made this field. I said in the tone of my brother: If you know your mistakes, you will be a good child. Senior Brother Sha said: It's a pity that I won't have a chance in the future! Brother Monkey comforted Senior Brother Sha and said: What are you worried about? Eat a trench and grow a wisdom; Right? Nerds! Brother Monkey turned to me again and asked. Yeah! I hurriedly replied.
Then I looked at the house carefully, and it seemed empty, as if there was nothing else but us. Of course, I don't know if there is an old pig in the back, and the head of the old pig cannot be turned over. Looking out, you can always see the outermost scene, and you can see some trees, densely turned, probably on the slope not far from the beach of the bay. When I came back to my senses, I found that the little guys guarding us were already fighting the landlord. Brother Monkey scared them and said: You don't care about it, if we run away, you will feel good. One of them turned around and said contemptuously: Run? Can you run and try it? As long as you can break free of that rope, I won't stop you! Seems to be sure.
Brother Monkey tried to break free twice, but sure enough, he didn't move. Brother Monkey smiled and asked: Little brother, what is the trick of this rope? The Taoist boy who spoke earlier said: This rope is refined by our master with the blood of seventy-seven and forty-nine kinds of animals, and there is also a spell, I don't believe you can try to break free? Brother Monkey smiled and said: Believe in it, why don't you believe it? I looked down and saw that the rope tied to my body was indeed in a blood-red state. After that, they were fighting the landlord again. Brother Monkey said: It's really sturdy.
After a while, the head of Canghai Dao came in, and the little guys who fought the landlord immediately put away the playing cards. Go and rest first, and let them come. Canghai said the chief. After finishing speaking, several Taoist priests walked in outside, all of them were adults, and they looked very old-fashioned. Good students look at them, don't let them run away! The Canghai Dao Governor commanded with a very serious look. Be! The Taoist priests replied. After that, the Taoist Canghai went out, and only a few Taoist priests remained.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the head of Canghai Dao stepped out of the door, these Taoist priests also took out playing cards to fight the landlord. Senior Brother Sha said: I didn't expect landlords to be so popular here! Brother Monkey said: That's it! I said to those Taoist priests: Brother, why do you all like to fight landlords? One of them turned around and replied, "Damn! Do you think you don't get tired from chanting scriptures every day! It's good to fight the landlord, pastime.
The sky gradually darkened, and the Taoist priests came in to eat, so my stomach also growled. What was that? One of the Taoist priests asked vigilantly. Then he looked nervously at us. I looked very embarrassed and said: I'm sorry, brother, it's the old pig's stomach that is calling! They still didn't believe it, until a Taoist priest came over and leaned on my stomach and listened to it for a long time, and finally said in an affirmative tone: That's right, it was his stomach that called. I asked them to give me a little, but they didn't even look at me, which inevitably provoked the ridicule of Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha.
They were going to sleep, and before going to bed they used rock-paper-scissors to determine the order of each person's shift. So the Taoist priests all slept, and even the one on duty shook his head. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother and second senior brother, now we have to go out, and the game will be over tomorrow. Brother Monkey said: Lao Sun also knows, but how to get out has become a big problem.
Things seem to be deadlocked, I don't have a clue at all, and even the peeing method I used before doesn't work. Senior Brother Sha said: Yes, this is made of animal blood, of course, I won't be afraid of your urine. Brother Monkey said: No matter, let's rest for a while. But it didn't take long for Brother Monkey to suddenly scream: Ah, Lao Sun has thought of a way. At that time, I almost fell asleep, but I was woken up by Brother Monkey. I looked very dissatisfied and said: Brother Monkey, what kind of solution do you think of, hurry up and implement it, it will be too late later! Brother Monkey said mysteriously: You see my grandson.
So Brother Monkey shouted to the Taoist priest on duty: Brother! Dude! The Taoist priest woke up in a daze: What's the matter? Brother Monkey said: Brother, come and take a look, why is the rope on Lao Sun's body loose? The Taoist priest walked over and looked at it carefully. I saw that Brother Monkey took the opportunity to blow into his face, and then asked: Is it loose? Ah! It's really loose! The Taoist priest shouted: What is going on? In fact, the rope on Brother Monkey's body was not loose at all, it was still as tight as before, it seemed that Brother Monkey had cast some spells on the Taoist. Brother Monkey smiled and said: Fortunately, Lao Sun reminded you, otherwise you would be responsible if I ran away. The Taoist priest smiled and said: That's it! Is that! Then Brother Monkey began to dominate the Taoist priest again: You quickly untie the rope and tie it again. The Taoist priest thought for a moment and said, "Well, it seems that it has to be like that."
After speaking, the Taoist priest really started to untie the rope. Senior Brother Sha and I looked at each other, not knowing what the hell Brother Monkey was doing. Just when the Taoist priest had just untied the knot on the rope and was about to tighten it again, Brother Monkey suddenly broke free with a sudden force, and also pulled the Taoist priest far away, falling to the ground with a "poof" sound. Who? The Taoist priests who were sleeping on the side woke up again at this time and asked vigilantly. Then they saw the scene in front of them, and they all reacted, and hurriedly outflanked them. Brother Monkey saw that the situation was not good, so he wanted to come up and untie the rope on my body, after all, he could still get a little help in that case.
But it is a pity that Brother Monkey's wishful thinking did not succeed, because the surrounding Taoist priests have rushed over with lightning speed. Brother Monkey crouched down, knocked them down with a sweeping leg, and then stood up again to untie the rope on my body. Just when Brother Monkey had just made a move, the Taoist priest who had been blinded by Brother Monkey pounced on him, hugged Brother Monkey and fell to the ground. Someone! Come on! A Taoist priest was shouting.
After a while, there was a shouting in the rooms outside, then the lights came on, and then the sound of tapping and running could be heard. Seeing this, Senior Brother Sha said: Oh no, Senior Brother will definitely not be able to deal with so many people alone. So Senior Brother Sha asked Brother Monkey to leave first, saying that he would come back later to save us. I agree with Senior Brother Sha's statement, thinking that "stay in the green mountains without worrying about running out of firewood", as long as you observe carefully, there must be a chance to save us. It is estimated that Brother Monkey was about to be unable to parry, and more and more Taoist priests poured in, so as soon as Brother Monkey jumped up, he escaped through the roof.
Daoist Canghai then arrived, and when he saw Brother Monkey fleeing, he felt very dissatisfied, and shouted to the Taoist priests who had kept vigil before: "Okay now, the one who escaped is precisely the one with the highest skill!" It seems that the governor of Canghai has studied us very thoroughly. The room fell silent, and no one dared to speak anymore.
After a long time, the Canghai Daoist said in a heart-wrenching tone: You all go to rest, leave a few people to guard all night, and if you let them escape again, you will replace them with your heads! The Taoist priests were frightened and hurriedly responded. Then the Taoist chief of Canghai took those Taoist priests out, and those Taoist priests couldn't help but hate us, and at this time they transferred their hatred for Brother Monkey to us.
So they started scolding us.
Scolding and scolding, several of them were ready to reach out and hit the sand junior brother. Senior Brother Sha was about to dodge, but I stopped the Taoist priest at once: Hey! If you think clearly, tomorrow your master is going to eat us, if you see the scar while eating, do you think you will blame you? The Taoist priest stopped, probably thinking that what I said made sense. Hit him in the stomach! Another Taoist priest proposed: If you hit the stomach, you won't leave scars, but they will all become internal injuries, and the master can't see them. I thought about it, but I didn't expect that one of my kindnesses would cause Senior Brother Sha to suffer a more vicious punishment.
Of course, the old pig was not spared, and the old pig also received a few fists on his stomach. However, the Taoist priest is a Taoist priest, and after the toss just now, he seems to be even more tired, and one of them even fell on my shoulder for a while.
The surroundings slowly fell silent again, and the night was getting deeper and deeper, but I didn't feel sleepy at all, and I was always hoping that Brother Monkey would come back soon to save us. Looking forward to the stars and the moon, Brother Monkey's voice finally sounded: Idiot! Nerds! Yes? I whispered in response, for there were two Taoist priests sleeping standing beside me; I don't know how they managed to do such a difficult move. Where are you? I asked Brother Monkey in a whisper.
At this time, Senior Brother Sha also turned his head and looked at me. It's Brother Monkey! I said to Senior Brother Sha. Brother Monkey said: Don't talk first, Lao Sun will untie the rope for you, remember not to speak! Good! I said. But soon I became worried again, so I said to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, do you want to deal with these Taoist priests around you first, they are very troublesome! After a while, Brother Monkey said: No need, Lao Sun didn't eat today, and he didn't have much energy anymore, and he still felt struggling when he applied the obstacle method to that Taoist priest just now. I said that's fine, you can hurry up.
Who's talking? Suddenly, the Taoist priest who was sleeping on my pillar woke up, looked at me with bright eyes and asked. Who? Where? The surrounding Taoist priests also followed. Seeing this, I hurriedly lowered my head and pretended to be asleep. Feed! The Taoist priest next to me was pushing: Are you talking? I raised my head, squinted my eyes, and pretended to have just woken up and said, "Speak?" The old pig didn't speak! The old pig has been sleeping! So who was talking just now? The Taoist priest looked at the priest while touching his head. I hurriedly rounded the field and said: It may be that the old pig is talking in a dream, as long as I am afraid that the old pig will talk in a dream. The Taoist priests were skeptical, but because they really didn't know who was talking, the big guy finally had to think that it was me talking in a dream. Then they went to sleep again, slowly.
I'm thinking, fortunately, Brother Monkey didn't show up in a hurry, otherwise he would have fucked up. After a while, when the room was calm again, Brother Monkey began to act again, quietly untying the rope on my body. Then Brother Monkey went to untie the rope for Senior Brother Sha again. Senior Brother Sha was also successfully rescued, so we quietly walked towards the door.
I originally suggested that we go out from the roof, but Brother Monkey said: You are stupid, won't you make a noise when you go out from the roof? When Lao Sun went out from here just now, he found that the courtyard was quite large, and he couldn't go out for a while. Brother Monkey walked in the front, I walked in the middle, and Senior Brother Sha walked in the back.
Just as we were tiptoeing out of the room, there was a sudden popping sound behind me, I was frightened, and hurriedly looked back, only to see that Senior Brother Sha was falling to the ground, and his feet were tied by the rope that had just been untied. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, hurry up and help. It's just that before I could completely help Senior Brother Sha up, the sleeping Taoist priests had already reacted again: Huh? They actually ran away again! Then they rushed up.
Someone! Someone! Someone shouted. And so, the shouting voice sounded again. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you hurry up and take Senior Brother Sha away, and the old grandson will be behind. Fortunately, during the day, I took a look at the environment here, and knew that I could get out of the gate if I kept walking, otherwise I would still be headless flies.
I dragged Senior Brother Sha all the way and ran wildly, poking and poking the ground. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, let's stay and help Senior Brother, it is estimated that he can't do it alone. I said: It's Brother Monkey who says he can handle it; Since he said that he could do it, he must be able to do it. But as soon as I finished speaking, Brother Monkey was shouting: Senior Brother Sha, nerd! Idiot Sha junior brother! Hurry up and help! In this way, it is impossible not to help.
When we passed, Brother Monkey was already surrounded by several Taoist priests at the same time, come here! Brother Monkey shouted at us. So Senior Brother Sha and I went to Brother Monkey's side and formed a three-legged situation with him to deal with the vicious Taoist priest together. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, don't be so exaggerated, right? Of the blackest dye! A Taoist priest suddenly drew a long sword from behind him and stabbed at me. Of course, the old pig was going to dodge, so I reflexively jumped to the side.
Yes! As soon as I dodged, there was an exclamation behind me. Looking back, Senior Brother Sha has been recruited! I was frightened again, and hurriedly ran back again, flew up and kicked away the Taoist priest with the long sword, and then went to check on Senior Brother Sha's wounds. OK! OK! Senior Brother Sha said: It only penetrated the clothes, and I thought it was in the flesh.
Just as he was fighting with the Taoist priests, a majestic voice suddenly came: Stop! When I looked closely, it turned out to be the head of Canghai Road. Stop it! Canghai Daoist shouted again, so everyone stopped, along with Brother Monkey. Get out of the way! Canghai Daoist shouted again. So everyone got out of the way again, and everyone retreated.
I was about to get out of the way, but Brother Monkey said: Idiot, people didn't say anything about you, what are you doing when you go away? Oh! So I had to stand there again. Brother Monkey whispered to us: Now that the old man is dealing with the three of us alone, there must be fraud among them, so we have to be careful. So Senior Brother Sha and I agreed. Brother Monkey greeted us and said: Stand up, stand up! It has to look like a fight! So Senior Brother Sha and I stepped back a bit, so as not to get in the way of Brother Monkey.
We had just stood still, and suddenly we felt a violent vibration under our feet, like an earthquake. I was taken aback, and hurriedly looked down, only to see that the piece of land under Brother Monkey's feet was rapidly falling, and after a while, all the land went down along with Brother Monkey. I said to Senior Brother Sha: It's so dangerous, fortunately, we didn't stand with Brother Monkey just now, otherwise if we fell together, there would be no one to save our lives.
When it was too late, I saw a "rumbling" sound from the place where I had fallen, and then I saw something quickly cover the entrance of the cave, so Brother Monkey was locked under it. Get them! Daoist Canghai immediately pointed at me and Senior Brother Sha and shouted at those Taoist priests. In an instant, countless Taoist priests poured over from all directions. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, it's not that exaggerated, right? Uncountable? Aren't there only a few dozen? Without further ado, those Taoist priests have already rushed up, and the old pig has to go and greet them. I hadn't eaten for half a day, so my stomach was empty, so I didn't have any strength at all. So I gradually felt powerless. While fighting, I said to Senior Brother Sha: It is not possible to go on like this, we have to escape, "Leave the green mountains without worrying about no firewood", isn't it? It's not too late to come back to save Brother Monkey when I'm full. Senior Brother Sha felt that what I said made sense, so we fought all the way and retreated.
Unfortunately, our motives were seen through by the Canghai Daoist, and he could only hear him shouting: surround them! Can't let them run! So the Taoist priests who were previously semi-surrounded came up in full surroundment at this time. Of course, this kind of simple outflanking can't stop us, and if we can really stop it, it will be worthy of my title of Marshal Tianpeng. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, don't keep mentioning your glorious history.
Therefore, Senior Brother Sha and I immediately decided to escape. Although it was a bit reluctant, it was enough to escape from this courtyard. At first, the chief of Canghai Province caught up for a distance, but later he probably went down because he was unable to do it. Senior Brother Sha was a little worried, saying that the old man would have eaten Brother Monkey in advance? I said this, don't worry, he won't move Brother Monkey if he doesn't catch the two of us, it's not enough for them to stuff their teeth, right? Senior Brother Sha thought for a while and said: That's. After escaping from that yard, we descended, and walked all the way to the beach, as if we had walked to the beach again. Senior Brother Sha sat down and said that he would rest for a while no matter what. I couldn't rest because my stomach was so hungry. In the end, I came up with a brilliant solution, which was to catch fish and eat sashimi. After that, I also lay down on the beach and slept, but I didn't expect that when I got up again, the sun was almost in the center. Senior Brother Sha said: Oops! I forgot to save my brother. I said what are you anxious about, even if I go to save you now, do you have the strength? Let's find something to eat first. Senior Brother Sha said: That's right. So we started looking for something to eat. After eating some messy things, we started to discuss how to rescue Brother Monkey.
After some deliberation, Senior Brother Sha and I decided to go there first to see what was going on, and then discuss it further. After all, we didn't see the layout of the house in Canghai Dao last night, and we didn't even see the mechanism in the yard, right? Soon I arrived at the outside of the courtyard of the Canghai Road Chief, only to hear that it seemed to be quiet inside. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, you can climb up and take a look. So I climbed up, but it didn't take long for Senior Brother Sha to say that he couldn't bear my weight, so in the end, Senior Brother Sha climbed up. Senior Brother Sha said: It seems very quiet inside, as if nothing has happened. I said: No way, there must be a hidden crisis.
Because I suddenly thought of the sentence "If you don't explode in silence, you will die in silence", it is obvious that it is impossible for so many Taoist priests to die, so there is only an outbreak. So I felt that there must be some kind of conspiracy hidden in the quiet. Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains and prefer tigers to go to the mountains, this can be said to be our motto now. Under the cover of the flowers and trees planted on the edge of the yard, we trotted under the house, and then found a very quiet room and went in, and sure enough, there was no one inside, and then we watched the whole yard from there. I noticed that the place where Monkey had fallen last night had been filled in, as if nothing had happened there. Second Senior Brother! You see, there seems to be a passage here! Senior Brother Sha suddenly shouted. I looked in the direction of Senior Brother Sha, and sure enough, I saw a very small door erected in the corner of the wall, which was very inconspicuous. I thought for a while and said, "Let's go!" Go in and take a look, maybe you can enter the basement where Brother Monkey is being held! It was dark inside, and there was no light to be seen.
Because I was afraid that there would be someone inside, I didn't dare to say anything even if I fell on my ass and it hurt. Sure enough, it was a passage in the basement, and we could only bend down. We walked along the winding passage and saw a faint light as we walked. Senior Brother Sha patted me on the shoulder and motioned for me to look, and I said that the old pig saw it, and Brother Monkey must be there. The lights are getting brighter and brighter, and gradually I can see the scene in front of me, and there are really two people in the front direction, but I'm sure it's not Brother Monkey. At the end of the passage, you will find a spacious basement.
I saw clearly, the two figures we saw earlier were the two Taoist priests, and they were standing there talking quietly at this time. I motioned for Senior Brother Sha to gradually approach the two Taoist priests from the shadows on the other side of the basement, and then I shouted loudly here to distract them, and then Senior Brother Sha took action, trying to eliminate the two Taoist priests at once. Senior Brother Sha said: Understood, and then dispersed. When Senior Brother Sha got behind the two Taoist priests, I began to shout at them. Hey! How could anyone be? One of the Taoist priests said. Let's go, go and see! Another Taoist priest said. As soon as they set off, Senior Brother Sha, who was hiding behind them, suddenly pounced out and pressed them to the ground one by one.
I hurriedly ran up and helped catch one. Nerds! Senior Brother Sha! Brother Monkey was indeed locked in a small room by them. I breathed a sigh of relief and said: Oh, Brother Monkey, it's good that you weren't eaten by the stinky Taoist priest, you scared my old pig to death. Brother Monkey said: Don't talk nonsense, quickly take down the key on their bodies and open the door, it is estimated that the Taoist priests above already know. Senior Brother Sha took off a key from a Taoist priest and opened it as soon as he hit it. Walk! Go up! Brother Monkey commanded. So we went all the way up to the surface along the passage we had just taken and escaped through the bushes around the yard.
Hahahaha...... suddenly, a smug laugh rang out. When I looked closely, it turned out that the chief of Canghai Dao was standing on the wall, looking at us with fierce eyes. Want to run? The Canghai Daoist rushed towards us with one lunge, and there were many Taoist priests lurking behind him, all of whom came out at this time. As a last resort, we had to flee to the middle of the courtyard again. As soon as I arrived in the middle of the courtyard, many Taoist priests immediately poured out of the surroundings. Hehe; Brother Monkey smiled and said: Old man, you are too uninnovative, right? I want to use this mechanism again and again? The Taoist priest laughed and said, "Don't get too complacent, there are things you haven't seen yet!" Seriously? Brother Monkey looked curious. I said: Brother Monkey, let's stop entangled with them, let's go quickly. Brother Monkey decided that I had a point, so he planned to escape.
But before we could turn around, there was a sudden rumbling sound in the sky. Hurriedly looked up, it turned out to be a huge iron cage descending from the sky facing us at this time! Brother Monkey yelled "not good", and then took our hands and ran out. Fortunately, we reacted in time, because as soon as we went out, the iron cage smashed to the ground with a clatter. It's dangerous! I muttered. But the unexpected happened again, because immediately after that the ground loosened again. Come on! Brother Monkey said. It's just that this time is completely different from the last time, the last time Brother Monkey fell it was only a small area, and this time it was a large area, almost half of the yard collapsed. Therefore, it is theoretically impossible to escape from this large range at once. Nerds! Senior Brother Sha! Fly up and step on their shoulders! Brother Monkey shouted, and then took the lead and flew up. Although we didn't fully understand what Brother Monkey meant, we still followed Brother Monkey and got into the air. Then, Brother Monkey fell, just stepping on the shoulder of a Taoist priest, and then Brother Monkey was on tiptoe, so he rose into the air again.
I understand, Brother Monkey is telling us to use Taoist priests as stepping stones! So Senior Brother Sha and I also jumped up with Brother Monkey and put them on the shoulders of those Taoist priests. Get them! The voice of the chief of the sea came out, and then he saw many figures rushing over. We landed and had already arrived outside the courtyard, so when those Taoist priests chased them out, Brother Monkey beckoned us not to move, saying that he wanted to settle accounts with them. The Canghai Daoist flew over immediately afterwards and rushed straight to Brother Monkey.
It is completely conceivable that we were completely afraid that there was a mechanism in the yard at the beginning, so we lost to him by focusing on two things, but now that we have changed the environment, we are naturally like a fish in water. Brother Monkey caught the Canghai Daoist in three strokes and five divided by two, so those Taoist priests didn't dare to come up. Brother Monkey asked: How to deal with it? I said, "Slap your mouth!" Senior Brother Sha said: That's not good, I think we should still ask for his own opinion, so that at least it can show that we respect human rights more! Brother Monkey agreed with Senior Brother Sha's statement, so he began to ask for the opinion of Canghai Daoist: Are you willing to spank or slap your mouth? Spanking! Spanking! Canghai Dao said busily. I thought that this old man must be more face-saving, and I thought that it would be difficult to see people if I slapped my mouth; It can be seen that he is still relatively smart.