After starting from the Golden Wolf Dao Leader and them, we walked for almost three days in a row before we finally saw the end of the forest, and there seemed to be many houses in front of us.

Brother Monkey was the first to see it, so Brother Monkey said to me: Idiot, hurry up, there are chicken legs to eat in front! I heard that the spirit of having chicken legs is much better, and it can be said that chicken legs are the driving force for me to persist all the way. If I can transform successfully, the old pig must thank him.

Sure enough, when I climbed the tallest stone on the top of the hill and looked into the distance, I saw a house looming in the middle of the mountain covered by clouds and mist on the opposite side. With Bentou, we are moving forward much faster. When I got to the front, I finally saw that it was indeed a relatively large city, and there were scattered large and small houses around the city.

Brother Monkey went to find a hotel, and Brother Monkey said that he must find a hotel with good conditions in all aspects, and the most important price should not be too expensive. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha went to the front, and I was the only one who was left behind and looked around. Of course, the crowd around me was also looking around, and I guess they had never seen a guy as ugly and funny as me.

Just as I was looking around, I suddenly felt that someone was pulling my sleeve, and then a sweet woman's voice came: Big brother, where are you going? When I looked back, I saw a beautiful eldest sister standing behind me, a very beautiful kind. So I immediately said with a smile on my face: Oh! Find a place to live! Oh! Is it? Why don't you go to live with us, the environment is good and the service is good. After the woman finished speaking, she squeezed her eyebrows and winked at me, and then deliberately rubbed her big chest against my elbow, which was very elastic, and the old pig's heart couldn't help but itch. Is it good? The woman then asked in a delicate voice.

At the moment when the woman winked her eyebrows at me, I just felt like the world was spinning, as if everything around me was spinning. But it was only for a moment, and then I was calm again. I thought that this must be what people usually call "discharge", but I didn't expect the electricity emitted from a woman's eyes to be so powerful; So I didn't think about it anymore.

Hearing the woman say that she had a house there, I hurriedly said to Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha who were walking in front: Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey! What are you doing? Brother Monkey turned his head and asked. I walked forward and pointed to the woman and said to Brother Monkey, "Brother Monkey, this woman said that she has a place to live, so we might as well go to her place to rest." Brother Monkey smiled and said: I see that you are a nerd, you will go when people tell you to go, you look at the bewitching appearance of this woman, you know that it is not a good thing, maybe it is a chicken! Go to yourself! After saying that, Brother Monkey turned around again.

Then the woman came up and asked, "What were you talking about?" I hurriedly said: Nothing! Nothing! Brother Monkey turned his head and looked at the woman with a vigilant color, and the woman smiled and said, "What do you think?" Do you think that a woman is not a righteous person? To tell you the truth, I'm in the right business. I said: Brother Monkey, look, you have wronged others, but they are doing legitimate business.

Seeing that Brother Monkey ignored him, I walked up to the woman again and said: Just him, I just said that you are .......

What is it? Before I finished speaking, Brother Monkey shouted and jumped over. So I ate well again and kept silent. The woman said, "My house is right in front of here, and it is more convenient to have a place to live and something to eat." Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: Okay, I'll go to your house, is there a discount? Yes! Yes! Yes! The woman said with a smile, and then led the way. I said: Senior Brother Sha, tell me, where is it not to spend money? Right? Senior Brother Sha said: That's it! Is that!

The woman brought us to a house, stopped, and beckoned us in. Brother Monkey said: Sister, why don't you even have a signboard in this hotel? The woman smiled and said, "Yes, it will be installed in two days." The woman took us to a room and said, "Well, you see, the environment is very good, isn't it?" Not to mention, it's really good. The woman said, "Then rest first, and I will go down and ask the kitchen man to get you something to eat." All right! All right! I said: The old pig wants three catties of chicken legs! The woman smiled meaningfully at me, staring at me with both eyes, which seemed to contain endless lingering. So I felt like the world was spinning again, and it was so powerful that I almost didn't fall to the ground.

Senior Brother Sha asked: Second Senior Brother, what's wrong with you? I said it was fine! It's okay! I think that this woman's "secret autumn wave" is too powerful, it seems that I have to pay attention to it in the future. The meal was quickly ready, and we were satisfied, and then we went upstairs to rest.

It's strange to say, I seem to have that woman in my heart all the time, why can't I get rid of it. After eating, we rested, although it was still early. In a daze, I felt that someone was pushing my shoulder.

At first, I thought it was Brother Monkey, so I muttered "What's the matter" and then turned over and went to sleep. But the pushing continued, so I had no choice but to look up. It didn't matter, because there was the woman standing in front of the bed. I was about to ask a question, when the woman put her index finger to her lips and shushed out, then motioned for me to go out with him.

In this case, the old pig couldn't refuse, no matter what she was going to do, at least the old pig wouldn't suffer, so I tiptoed out with her.

When I got to the stairs and turned out, the woman stopped, and I smiled and asked, "Sister, what's the matter?" The woman turned around and didn't speak, still looking at me with the same affectionate eyes as they had during the day. Could it be that the old pig has encountered something good? Just when I was happy in my heart, a blue light suddenly appeared in the woman's eyes, and then I seemed to be controlled by some force, and I became in a trance, and my actions were a little involuntary.

Where are you from? Where are you going? The woman asked in a stiff tone. I didn't want to tell the truth, but at this time, I felt that I couldn't help myself, and my whole body was controlled by the blue light in the woman's eyes.

Lingshan is coming, and he wants to go to the end of the mysterious space. I told the truth in a daze. Are you the incorruptible body of Vajra? The woman asked again in that stiff tone. Be! I replied in the affirmative. The blue light in the man's eyes carried a kind of demagogic power, which made people have to tell the truth.

During this whole process, the woman and I were in a state of star-gaze, and we were in a stalemate there. After a while, I saw a Taoist priest appear. Seeing that the Taoist priest was taken aback, I instinctively wanted to turn around and leave, but I found that I couldn't break free from the blue light in the woman's eyes at all. Worst! Meet the master! I thought so at the time, and I couldn't move my hands, as if I had been immobilized.

I wanted to scream, but I couldn't make a sound in my throat. Thinking of the two times a woman looked at me before, I felt the world spinning, and I immediately understood that I had fallen into a trick and fell into their beauty scheme.

Then the priest came over and put a bag over my head, and then I felt even more dizzy, and then I didn't know anything.

When I woke up, I realized that I was no longer in the hotel, because the surrounding environment showed that it was a farmer's house, and the house was in a mess.

Big brother, how do you eat this fat man? It was the woman's voice, and the old pig could hear it at once. No hurry! When his two companions came together, they grabbed them and ate them together! It was a man's voice. I'm now tied to a pillar, with the kind of rope that looks pretty strong.

I opened my mouth and realized that I could actually speak. So I shouted, "Hey! Feed! Feed! It's loud. Immediately, a Taoist priest came in at the door, and then I saw the woman again. Who are you? We don't know each other, hurry up and release people, otherwise I will look good when Brother Monkey comes!

Hahaha, I'm waiting for him to come! The Taoist priest said. Why do you have to calculate my old pig? I shouted angrily at the woman again. The woman smiled charmingly, then stepped forward gracefully, and then rubbed her big breasts against me, and then said in a playful tone: What are you calculating about? Death Phase! Then he walked away.

Who the hell are you? What are you doing here? I asked the Taoist priest again.

Hahaha. The Taoist priest laughed for a while and said, "I am an evil cloud Taoist priest who has been practicing here in retreat for many years, and I heard that there will be a few Vajra immortal bodies that go to the end of the mysterious space to pass by, and I heard that eating your flesh can increase cultivation, so I have no choice but to wronged you. So who are you? I asked at the woman. Ah, he; The Evil Cloud Daoist replied for the woman: She is my junior sister, known as Yiyun Girl; How? Pretty, isn't it?

Phew! I said indignantly: If you have the ability, you can let it go, let's go alone! But the Evil Cloud Daoist didn't pay any attention to my words, but just turned to the woman and said: "Haosheng looked at him, I'll go outside to take a look, it is estimated that his two companions will be found soon, I heard that it is very powerful, we have to be careful." The woman nodded and said, "Got it." After that, the Evil Cloud Daoist went out, and Yiyun Daogu sat on a stool against the wall, staring at me motionlessly, as if I would suddenly fly away.

I looked at the house carefully, and it seemed that there were many rooms in front of me, because the light that came in was very limited, and I could only barely see the inside of the house, except for a window in front and a small door next to it, there was no third place in this room to communicate with the outside world. Then I turned my gaze to the house, it seemed that there used to be a pile of miscellaneous items, and there were all kinds of things, but because of the dim light, I couldn't see what was there. Then I saw Yiyun Daogu - since I already knew her identity, it was obviously correct to call her "Daogu", although she was very beautiful, not at all like Daogu; She was still staring at me straight at the moment.

It's been a long time, so I feel uncomfortable, and still smile and say: Sister, please don't look at the old pig with that kind of look, okay? Depend on! It's still pure! Since Yiyun Daogu scolded a dirty word, she then walked over to me, stretched out her hand and pinched the work below me, and then said: Where did the confused guts go just now? Do you have the ability to look at my eyes again? Don't look at it! Don't look at it! I said as I turned my head. Then the woman "cut" and sat back down.

Sister! Sister! Suddenly, there was a rush of shouting outside. Here it comes! Yiyun Daogu replied as she got up, and then ran out quickly. They're coming! I heard the voice of the Evil Cloud Daoist. Those two ugly bastards? Yiyun Daogu's voice. Oh, yes! It's really amazing! I couldn't handle it alone, so I'm coming back and asking you for help! The voice of the Evil Cloud Dao Chief. Then I heard a kick-and-tap run, and then there was no sound.

It seems that Brother Monkey is coming! In this way, the old pig is more at ease! I felt very sleepy, so I took a nap. In a daze, there was a shouting sound in my ears again, and I was so excited that I woke up and listened, it turned out to be the two of them talking in the room outside. It's amazing! It was the voice of the Evil Cloud Dao Chief. Senior brother, why don't we catch the two of them, just get this guy with a pig's head and a pig's brain and a pig's tail to eat it? Save yourself the risk. It was the voice of Yiyun Daogu. No, I heard that the cultivation of those two is higher, so you must catch them, otherwise the fat that comes to your mouth will fly again; Besides, we caught this pig's head, pig's brain, pig's tail, those two are his accomplices, how can they let us go easily? It was the voice of the Evil Cloud Dao Chief. That's right, too! Yiyun Daogu said.

Then there was a silence, and then the voice of the Evil Cloud Dao Leader came out again: Let's take turns to look at him, since those two already know that we live here, they will definitely come to save him, and they must not fall short, this kind of excellent opportunity is once in a thousand years! Got it! Yiyun Daogu said.

It's really a waste for me to think about it, such a beautiful woman actually became a Taoist aunt! But when I thought about it, Master is so handsome and has become a monk! Again, there's no place to reason, right? So I seemed at ease again.

After a while, Yiyun Daogu came in, still sitting on the stool against the wall. I said to her very contemptuously: Ha, my monkey brother is here, now you have a good show! The woman gave me a hateful look, but did not speak. As the room darkened, the woman stood up and lit a lamp, and then sat down again. It didn't take long for the Evil Cloud Dao Elder to come in: Senior sister, you go to sleep first, or do you keep watch for the rest of the night? No! I'd better keep it up in the middle of the night! If those two come to save him, they will definitely choose the second half of the night, and when you guard, I'm afraid I won't be able to parry. Yiyun Daogu said. All right! The Evil Cloud Daoist said: Then I'll go to sleep first! After that, the Evil Cloud Daoist walked away.

In this way, I couldn't sleep, so I said to Aunt Yiyun Dao: Sister, let's chat, don't you feel bored? Unexpectedly, Yiyun Daogu was furious: Who is your eldest sister? Be clear! I'm smaller than you! Ok, good, good! Little sister 1 little sister! It's okay to call you little sister! So we both fell silent, we both had ghosts, I was looking forward to Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha coming soon, it is estimated that the woman was thinking about the opposite of me, he must be praying that Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha would come in the second half of the night. It can be seen that women are still more afraid of Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha.

The silent atmosphere coupled with the dim oil lamp and the time of day made me want to sleep, so I began to "nod my head". And I found that Aunt Yiyun Dao had a similar reaction to me.

In a daze, I saw the chicken leg again, and there was a woman next to the chicken leg; Of course, it's definitely not Sister Qing. Suddenly, Brother Monkey's voice sounded in my ears: Idiot! Nerds! As soon as I was excited, I immediately raised my head, so the chicken legs and the woman were all gone, but Brother Monkey's voice was still real and continued: Idiot! Nerds! Brother Monkey? I asked in a whisper: Where are you? Nerds! Don't be afraid, Lao Sun is here to save you out! Sure enough, it's Brother Monkey. I said, "Brother Monkey, no, there's a woman sitting here!" If you don't get rid of him first, you will definitely provoke that Taoist priest, and then it will be more troublesome......

Who's talking??? Before I finished speaking, Yiyun Daogu, who was sitting on the stool and napping, drank it violently, and then stood up and walked over to me. Who's talking? Yiyun Daogu asked sternly. Oh! It's the old pig who is talking about it! I replied frankly. With whom? Yiyun Daogu asked vigilantly.

Good sister, the old pig wants to shhhhhhh I was just calling you! I said with a grin, and looked unbearable, painful. It's true? Yiyun Daogu asked. It's true! I replied. I thought she would let me go, but who knew that she looked me up and down and said: Hold back again, and you will tell him when my senior brother comes in the second half of the night. Alas! I sighed, looking very aggrieved.

Then Yiyun Daogu sat back in her original position and continued to squint and doze. I looked around, but I still couldn't see where Brother Monkey was. Brother Monkey! I whispered again. Stop shouting! The old grandson is on your shoulders! Brother Monkey said. I turned my head to look, and sure enough, I saw a fly perched on my shoulder, and the sound was coming from there. I looked at the woman, and then said, "Brother Monkey, hurry up, they are still discussing how to catch you and Senior Brother Sha together and eat us!" Brother Monkey smiled and said: Idiot, you are so cowardly, I don't know how many times I have heard this kind of thing, and Lao Sun has not lost a single hair. I said: Brother Monkey, this is true, but these two are amazing! The old pig was caught by them just by one look at her.

Haha, you deserve it! Who called you? Brother Monkey said. Then Brother Monkey buzzed to the woman's side and circled around her. "Slap", the woman suddenly straightened up and slapped her; The response is really fast enough; Wasn't you sleeping just now? Immediately, the buzzing stopped.

Ah! I was taken aback, could it be that Brother Monkey had been beaten to death by Aunt Yiyun Dao? So I had to look at them in a daze, wanting to talk but not knowing what to say. Yiyun Daogu carefully opened the merged palms and looked at it, buzzing; Hey, Brother Monkey is flying again! Of course, Yiyun Daogu didn't know that it was Brother Monkey, so she only scolded hatefully: Damn flies.

It took a long time for the room to regain its former tranquility. I said: Brother Monkey, hurry up, it will be even more troublesome for the Taoist priest to come later, it is estimated that his kung fu is still above this woman! Brother Monkey said: Don't be afraid, nerds, Lao Sun already knows how many catties and taels they have, and we have made a move during the day. When Yiyun Daogu was confused again, Brother Monkey changed back to his original form and jumped down to give me the rope on my body.

However, after tossing for a long time, there was no sign of loosening at all. I said: Brother Monkey, what's wrong? Brother Monkey said, "Hey, why doesn't this rope have a head?" It's complete from start to finish, it's just seamless. Brother Monkey said: It's better to move you out like this! I said angrily: As long as you find it convenient, the old pig doesn't matter. Who's talking? The woman suddenly woke up, stood up and walked towards me. Naturally, she saw Brother Monkey. Brother! Brother! Come on! They're coming! The woman shouted in panic and ran in the direction of the door.

Brother Monkey was quick and quick, and he flew in front of the woman with an arrow step, blocking her way, and then reached out to cover her mouth. Suddenly, another blue light appeared in Yiyun Daogu's eyes, and it shot straight towards Brother Monkey's eyes! Before I could call "Brother Monkey be careful", Brother Monkey had already been tricked, and then he began to sway, and then the hand he stretched out just now retracted, and the whole person looked listless. Yiyun Daogu took the opportunity to run out, still calling "senior brother, senior brother". Brother Monkey, are you alright? I asked from afar. Big brother, what's wrong with you? Senior Brother Sha suddenly appeared at the door and helped the crumbling Monkey Brother.

Brother Monkey shook his head vigorously, and finally seemed more sober. Grandma's, it's really amazing! Brother Monkey said scoldingly. Needless to say, the old pig has long told you that women's eyes can't look casually; How? This is the letter, right? Then there was a shouting sound in the room outside, followed by the sound of a tap. Senior Brother Monkey Sha, you should quickly hide first, and you must not force yourself with them. I said worriedly. But the place is just such a place, how easy is it to hide? So Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were in trouble.

Fight! Brother Monkey said angrily: Senior Brother Sha, you go and find a way to untie the rope on the nerd, and Lao Sun will deal with these two guys. After finishing speaking, Brother Monkey really went out, and Senior Brother Sha quickly came to me to check the situation. Oh, Second Senior Brother, how is this good? Senior Brother Sha was first taken aback. I said: It's nothing, Brother Monkey just said that there is no way, it is estimated that the old pig is more auspicious. Senior Brother Sha hurriedly comforted him and said that he must be fine, and he must be able to think of a way. Senior Brother Sha thought for a while and said, "Second Senior Brother, if you shrink your stomach a little more, it is estimated that you will be able to loosen it up in that way!" I said: Are you mistaken, can't you see that my old pig is strangled tightly? Where is the room for contraction? Senior Brother Sha looked at it and said, "Really! Seeing that we were here and wanted to escape, of course the Evil Cloud Daoist would not sit idly by, so he parried Brother Monkey and said to Yiyun Dao Gu: You go over there! Can't let that fat guy run away! Be! Yiyun Daogu agreed, and then rushed over. Brother Monkey originally wanted to stop him, but because the Evil Cloud Dao Elder was too entangled, he couldn't pull away at all.

Senior Brother Sha saw a woman, and he didn't dare to do it at first, but he smiled with him. I said: What are you doing in a daze? Still hands-on? Wait for her to catch you too? Just watch out for her eyes, touch it anywhere else! Senior Brother Sha looked very embarrassed and said: Second Senior Brother, she is a woman! I said: It's the old pig of the woman who asked you to touch it casually! Senior Brother Sha said: It seems that he can't do it. I thought for a while and said, "Don't you just treat her as a man?" Senior Brother Sha thought for a while and said, "Huh! That's a good idea. After that, he really got into a fight with Yiyun Daogu.

I said to Senior Brother Sha, who was in a hurry: What is it? The old pig told you not to treat her as a woman, she is better than ordinary men! Senior Brother Sha didn't speak, and Aunt Yiyun chased after him urgently. Brother Monkey fought and retreated, and joined up with Senior Brother Sha. Brother Monkey said: Senior Brother Sha, you still have to find a way to save the nerd, and Lao Sun will deal with the two of them.

Senior Brother Sha panted while parrying: Senior Brother, that rope is strong, you can't get it open! After that, Brother Monkey stopped talking, and alternated with Senior Brother Sha to deal with Evil Cloud Daoist and his junior sister. After a while, Brother Monkey said: Senior Brother Sha, you pluck a hair from my body. Why? Senior Brother Sha asked as he parried. Brother Monkey said: Let's pull it out first. Senior Brother Sha really took the time to pluck a piece of Brother Monkey's hair and stuffed it into his mouth. I saw that Brother Monkey blew a breath, and that hair turned into an axe. Big brother, what do you mean? Senior Brother Sha asked. Brother Monkey said: You take this axe and cut off the pillar behind the idiot, and then the idiot can come out. That's a really good idea! I said.

So Brother Monkey began to greet the two Taoist priests, and Senior Brother Sha came over with a whoosh, raised his axe and slashed at the pillar behind me. Click! I shouted. What's wrong? Second Senior Brother. Senior Brother Sha stopped his hand raised in mid-air and asked. I said: You must be accurate, you can't greet the old pig. Senior Brother Sha smiled and said, "Second Senior Brother, don't worry, the place I chose is far above your head!" That's good! That's good! I said. "Bang", there was a loud bang, and then I felt my back tingle, and then I felt something small fall into my neck. Is it broken? I asked Senior Brother Sha. Not yet! Senior Brother Sha replied. Just as Senior Brother Sha raised his axe and was about to come a second time, Yiyun Daogu rushed over and flew up to snatch the axe from Senior Brother Sha's hand. With a "bang", Senior Brother Sha stuck his axe on the pillar, and then went up to meet Yiyun Daogu. Brother Monkey fought and retreated again, continued to greet the two of them alone, and then asked Senior Brother Sha to do it again.

I said, "Senior Brother Sha, can you work harder?" It's best to have a one-size-fits-all approach.

Senior Brother Sha said: I'll give it a try. I saw Senior Brother Sha round his arms and cut it down with an axe. Click! This time it's a clicking sound. Senior Brother Sha! Broken, right? I asked. It's broken! Senior Brother Sha replied happily. Then it was easy to do, Senior Brother Sha easily pulled the rope off the pillar, and I got out of the rope smoothly. In this way, a three-to-two situation was formed, and the Evil Cloud Dao Elder and Yiyun Dao Gu, who had the upper hand just now, gradually became unable to parry at this time.

Finally, Brother Monkey kicked down the Evil Cloud Daoist with a Scud, and then slapped Yiyun Dao Gu on the shoulder, causing her to take several steps back in succession, so Brother Monkey began to tell us to retreat in the direction of the door.

I ran out of the house in a fright, and only then did I see that this was a single house, and the city I saw during the day did not know where to go. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha also came out closely, and the last ones to come out were Evil Cloud Daoist and Yiyun Daogu. Brother Monkey stepped back and said: Go! Come on! As we ran forward, I looked back and found that the Evil Cloud Daoist and Yiyun Dao Gu were just standing there stunned, as if they didn't intend to chase us back. I said, "Okay! All right! Out of danger.

Senior Brother Sha said curiously: Huh! Why didn't they come up after us? Brother Monkey said disdainfully: Cut, I'm scared! I agree with Brother Monkey's statement. After running for a while, I gasped and said, "Brother Monkey, let's rest, anyway, they didn't catch up." Brother Monkey thought for a moment and said: Okay! I asked Brother Monkey: How did you chase here? It seems to be far from the city! Senior Brother Sha said: It's all up to Senior Brother, he said that you always have a strong smell of chicken legs, and as a result, you found this place along the vine. I thought for a while and said: It seems that the old pig will eat more chicken thighs in the future. Senior Brother Sha said: Well, it makes sense.

We said something intermittently, and just as we were about to get up and continue walking, we suddenly felt a strong hurricane blow behind us, pulling us back like a magnet. I said, "Damn! Why is this wind so strong? Senior Brother Sha covered his head and said: Yes! Oh, yes! Suddenly, the wind behind it blew even harder. Brother Monkey said: Damn! What's going on here? So Brother Monkey turned around and looked.

Yes!? When I looked behind me, I immediately let out an exclamation. What's going on? What a fuss! I said disdainfully as I looked back. I was stunned by this sight, because there was a huge pocket hanging in the air right behind us! This gust of wind came from the pocket, and in the opposite direction, the sand and gravel on the ground were whirring in; Directly below the back of the pocket stood the Evil Cloud Dao Elder and the Yiyun Dao Aunt! Grandma's! Brother Monkey scolded. Looks like they're trying to suck us into that pocket.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Brother Monkey shouted "Lie down", and then took the lead to lie down, tightly dragging the grass on the ground. The wind was getting stronger, and I could even feel my body slowly floating. Poof, one of Senior Brother Sha's hands had detached from the grass; Poof, one of Monkey's hands also detached from the grass, and then their bodies began to float literally.

Just as I was secretly glad that I had grasped it firmly, there was a "poof" sound, and as a result, one of my hands was also out of the grass and floated up. At this time, I really realized what it means to be "happy and sad". Whirring, the wind blows harder; I could only hear three successive sounds, poof, poof, poof, and the other hand of the three of us detached from the other bundle of life-saving grass almost at the same time, and was sucked into our pockets by the powerful hurricane.

After a while, we felt that the wind had subsided, and we sat down on something soft; Then the opening of the pocket was sealed, and the inside became dark. I said, "How is this underground so soft?" Brother Monkey said: You are stupid, we are in the bag now, can we be soft? I'm right to think about it. Then I felt like I was being lifted. A voice sounded outside: Senior brother, when will you eat them? A woman's voice is Yiyun Daogu. Don't worry, after tossing for most of the night, take a good rest first, and wait until dawn to make a decision. It was the voice of the Evil Cloud Dao Chief. After swaying for a while, I heard a "squeak" to open the door, and then a "bang", and I felt a pain in my buttocks, which seemed to put us on the ground.

Brother, do you think they will run away again? Yiyun Daogu said worriedly. Don't worry, now that I've put them at the head of the bed, even if they can escape, I'll be able to find out in time, right? Evil Cloud Dao Leader said. Okay, I'll go down and rest, Yiyun Daogu said. Good. The Evil Cloud Daoist replied.

Then we heard the creaking of the press, followed by a slight snoring. Brother Monkey said: This guy is so smart that he actually put us in his room. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother and second senior brother, this time it's fucked. I said, "What are you afraid of?" Brother Monkey is omnipotent in heaven and earth, and he can always think of a way to get out. Who's talking? The Evil Cloud Dao Chief shouted sharply. We didn't speak anymore, we just listened quietly to the noise outside. Then I felt my pockets shake, and then I heard the voice of the Evil Cloud Daoist asking: Are you talking? Brother Monkey smiled and said: Yes! Oh, yes! Lao Sun wants to shhhhh Phew! The Evil Cloud Dao Leader seemed to be angry. After that, he went to bed with a crunch.

I said, "Brother Monkey, you have to be gentle when you speak." Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother and second senior brother, what should we do now? That's what we're all thinking about right now, so we started to sit quietly again and figure out how to get out. This bag is very sturdy, because no matter how hard we pull it, it never responds at all. Brother Monkey seems to be hanging his head.

Suddenly, there was a rooster crowing outside; It didn't take long for Yiyun Daogu's voice to come from the next room: Senior brother, it's dawn. Senior Brother Sha said: It's over! Finished! Aren't they going to eat us when it's dawn? Fortunately, the Evil Cloud Dao Leader turned over and said, "Don't worry, sleep a little longer!" Then there was a slight snoring again. Brother Monkey patted his chest and said: I'm scared to death! I'm scared to death! Senior Brother Sha said: Hurry up and find a way, otherwise it will be too late for them to get up later. After that, Brother Monkey tried all kinds of methods: cutting with a knife, sawing with a saw, and drilling with a drill, but to no avail, the cloth bag still did not move at all. Brother Monkey was scolding again, saying what the hell is this thing made of? How sturdy is it? In the end, Brother Monkey really had no tricks, so he had to sit down quietly again.

After being silent for a while, Senior Brother Sha spoke: Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, why don't we treat others the way they do? Brother Monkey said: How can you use the way of others to govern others? I said: Yes, if there is any way, just say it quickly, and I won't rush later! Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother and second senior brother, you see, since the Taoist priest has put us in a bag and can't get out, then senior brother, why don't you also change a bag and come out, and then let's get in, so that the Taoist priest can't open it? Senior Brother Sha, you are so smart, what a good idea!

As soon as I heard what Senior Brother Sha said, I immediately raised my hands and feet in agreement. Brother Monkey said: Well, it's a good idea! It's better to act than to be excited, so Brother Monkey immediately changed into an identical cloth bag and came out, and then we got in, and then Brother Monkey sealed the bag from the inside.

After a while, the voice of Yiyun Daogu next door sounded again: Senior brother, get up, it's almost noon! The Evil Cloud Dao Leader rolled over, and the bed creaked. Get up! Get up! The Evil Cloud Dao Leader said in response, and then he really heard the sound of creaking out of bed. Sister, let's make a fire and boil water, and I'm going to stew their meat to eat! Evil Cloud Dao Leader said. Okay! Yiyun Daogu is next door to Cheng Dao. Then I heard the Evil Cloud Daoist carefully unwrapping the bag.

Yes! Then I heard the exclamation of the Evil Cloud Dao Leader. What's wrong? Yiyun Daogu asked next door. Why is there an extra layer of pockets inside? The Evil Cloud Daoist said: Senior sister, hurry up and come over and have a look. Here it comes! Here it comes! Yiyun Daogu replied. Ah! It's true! Yiyun Daogu's voice. Why can't it be opened? Evil Cloud Daoist's voice: Senior sister, go get the scissors. Good! Yiyun Daogu said. After a while, I heard the sound of scissors opening and closing again.

I can't cut it! Evil Cloud Dao Leader said. Take it out and take a look! The Evil Cloud Dao Elder said again. In the haze, the outside became bright. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior Brother, it seems that you are really coming outside, let's go out quickly.

Brother Monkey was silent for a moment, then really opened the mouth of the bag, and then jumped out, and I and Senior Brother Sha also jumped out. Sure enough, we were already outside, and the plan succeeded, and the three of us couldn't help but laugh. I said: Senior Brother Sha, you really have a way.

The Evil Cloud Daoist and the Yiyun Dao Gu were very angry, only to see the Evil Cloud Daoist once again throw out the cloth bag in his hand, towards the sky, and the cloth bag sucked at us again, exactly like yesterday's scene. I said: Brother Monkey, this time it's broken, just out of the wolf's den and into the tiger's den. Brother Monkey smiled and said: Lao Sun has long known that they will come to this trick. Do you have a way? I asked. Brother Monkey laughed, then pulled out a hair and blew it, and it turned out to be a solid windshield, and we really couldn't be affected at all when we hid behind. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior Brother really has you! But I was still a little worried, and I said: Brother Monkey, is your windshield strong? Brother Monkey said: Nerd, don't worry, Lao Sun This is exactly the same as the bulletproof glass on the US president's car, do you say it is sturdy or not? I said, "It should be very strong."

In this way, the Evil Cloud Daoist and Yiyun Dao Gu were even more angry, and they actually put away the cloth bag and killed them personally. This is exactly what we want, we can't do you by tricks, and it's not okay to be tough? It is completely conceivable that the two of them are not our opponents at all, and in less than ten moves, Brother Monkey has already caught the Evil Cloud Daoist and put it in that bag.

Not to mention, Yiyun Daogu still has some skills, and I and Senior Brother Sha have gone through almost fifty moves with her, and they haven't won or lost yet. I said: How is Senior Brother Sha? You must not think that she is soft on her hands if she is a woman, don't you think she is better than both of us? Brother Monkey saw that we hadn't finished Yiyun Daogu for a long time, so he was impatient and said, "Old Sun is here!" Three big men beating a woman, although it seems a little unkind, but it is completely forced by the situation, so the old pig still has the cheekiness to insist on fighting.

Sure enough, within ten moves, Yiyun Daogu bowed down. Brother Monkey said: Now we have to punish them. First of all, the Evil Cloud Dao Chief, Brother Monkey said: What should I do? Senior Brother Sha said: The old way! Two hundred spankings. Good! Brother Monkey said. Then he slapped the long butt of the Evil Cloud Dao two hundred times, so his ass was like a steamed bun that had just come out of the cage, but it didn't heat up.

It was Yiyun Daogu's turn, and Brother Monkey said: What should I do about this? Senior Brother Sha said: It's better to do the old way! I said: That's not good, you ruined someone's well-proportioned figure, isn't that a sin? Senior Brother Sha thought for a moment and said, "Slap your mouth." Not even more! You see that the family is so beautiful, isn't the slap of the mouth equivalent to disfiguring her face? Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you say, such a punishment. I thought for a moment and said, "Let's play the handboard, that would be better." So Brother Monkey really beat Yiyun Daogu's handboard, but it seems that Brother Monkey is very light, because after the fight, it seems to be exactly the same as the original, and it turns out that Brother Monkey will also pity the jade.