Metamorphosis - Many Disasters (53)
As he walked, an orchard appeared in front of him. Brother Monkey couldn't help but be overjoyed when he saw it, and he went over to pick the fruit and eat it happily. Senior Brother Sha said a little worriedly: Senior Brother, it won't be good if the owner of the orchard sees it later. Brother Monkey looked around for a while and said, "Do you see someone around here?" Senior Brother Sha thought for a moment and said: This is not true. Brother Monkey smiled and said: Isn't this enough? If there is no owner, it is equivalent to wild fruit, and we can eat it as we please. Brother Monkey not only eats by himself, but also beckons us to eat together. Senior Brother Sha said that he was not hungry, and I said that the old pig was not used to eating those things, so only Brother Monkey ate there alone.
When he went further, Brother Monkey was dragging a few fruits in his hands, as if he was reluctant. He didn't go far and Brother Monkey said he wanted to poop. Senior Brother Sha said: Oh, Senior Brother, it must be that you ate too much fruit just now, and your stomach hurts, right? Brother Monkey said a little bit. I smiled and said: It's okay to have a stomachache, but I hope there is no pesticide spraying on the fruit. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you have the ability to say it again. Of course, I won't say it, not because I don't have the ability, but because I know the truth that "those who know the times are handsome" and "gentlemen don't suffer immediate losses". So Brother Monkey began to look around for a toilet. Senior Brother Sha's eyes were still sharp, and Senior Brother Sha pointed to a thatched house in the distance and said, "Senior brother, maybe there is a toilet over there, you can go over and have a look." Brother Monkey wanted to grab a life-saving straw and ran over. I said: It seems that Brother Monkey didn't run so fast when he saw monsters before! Senior Brother Sha just laughed. After that, Senior Brother Sha and I sat on the rocks on the side of the road and waited for Brother Monkey to come out, and said some nonsense by the way. After a while, Brother Monkey's voice came: Idiot! Senior Brother Sha! Nerds! Senior Brother Sha! Senior Brother Sha was clever and said that something happened to Senior Brother? I said: Senior Brother Sha, be careful, you still saw Brother Monkey have an accident? Most likely he didn't have a tissue paper with him before, and he is going to ask us for it now! Ignore him and let him be in a hurry. So Senior Brother Sha really sat down and didn't move.
Immediately afterwards, Brother Monkey's voice came again, and it seemed more hurried: Idiot! Senior Brother Sha! Nerds! Senior Brother Sha! Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, it doesn't seem good for us to do this, let's go over and have a look! Although I was reluctant, I still agreed to go over with Senior Brother Sha to have a look, but I told him that I would only stand in the distance and wait, and I would definitely not get half a step closer to the thatched house. Senior Brother Sha said: Okay.
When I was about to walk into the thatched house, I said in the direction of the thatched house: Brother Monkey, this is a lesson, you must remember to bring tissue before going to the toilet in the future; Fortunately, we are together today, otherwise I will see who will give you the handwriting paper...... Before I finished speaking, the scene in front of me no longer allowed me to continue, because four Taoist priests appeared in front of me, and they had already tied up Brother Monkey at this time, and it seemed that Brother Monkey couldn't move. Big brother, are you alright? Senior Brother Sha asked.
Who are you? Dare to kidnap Brother Monkey! Hurry up and release you, spare you from death! I said in a stern voice. Hahahaha...... the Taoist priest at the head laughed a few times in a very bold voice, and then said: It doesn't matter who we are, the important thing is whether you can leave today. Who are you? Senior Brother Sha also asked. Brother Monkey said: Senior Brother Sha, you will be delayed with them again, hurry up, strike while the iron is hot.
I stopped Senior Brother Sha, who was about to make a move, and said to the Taoist priest who took the lead: We must know who you are, the old pig never fights with the unknown junior. I learned this from Brother Monkey, so Brother Monkey didn't say anything about me when I said this.
Hahahaha, the Taoist priest laughed again and said: It's okay to tell you, our four senior brothers are Taoist priests who practice on this mountain, and they have lived here for more than ten years, this is my second junior brother, called the silver wolf Taoist, that is my third junior brother, called the bronze wolf Taoist, and the one on the edge is my fourth junior brother, called the iron wolf Taoist.
So you must be called the Golden Wolf Dao Chief? I interrupted him. You are very smart! The Golden Wolf Dao said insincerely. Would you like to eat our meat? Senior Brother Sha said straight to the point. But the Golden Wolf Daoist didn't follow Senior Brother Sha's words, and the Golden Wolf Daoist said: Some time ago, I heard that there will be a few King Kong incorruptible bodies that go to the end of the mysterious space here, and you can increase your cultivation by eating their meat, and now it's finally waiting for you.
I didn't expect you to really eat my Golden Wolf Dao Elder applied the Midnight Intestine Breaking Pill, I thought that King Kong's incorruptible body was really invulnerable! The golden wolf Taoist then turned to Brother Monkey and said. I complained and said: Brother Monkey, look, this is an impulsive punishment. I didn't expect these ugly monsters to be able to cultivate into King Kong's incorruptible body! Silver Wolf Daoist said.
I originally wanted to scold him, but the Golden Wolf Daoist was very sensible enough to stop the Silver Wolf Daoist from continuing to speak, so I had no choice but to stop attacking. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, what should we do now? I said: It seems that I can only come to the hard one; Later, you can deal with that bronze wolf and iron wolf leader, and I will deal with the golden wolf and silver wolf leader, no problem, right? Senior Brother Sha said: No problem. Just as we were discussing the plan to save people, the golden wolf shouted: Catch them!
As a result, the three Dao Masters of Silver, Copper, and Iron Wolf pounced together, looking menacing. However, the Golden Wolf Daoist didn't come over, because he was looking at Brother Monkey. I'm thinking about it's more troublesome. The three Dao Masters used three long swords, which were silver, bronze, and iron. The moment they just pulled out the sword, I knew that the skills of the three Dao Masters were extraordinary, because the bursts of glittering cold light emitted when the three long swords were drawn out almost pierced my eyes. Luckily, I was able to dodge in time. The three Taoist priests made the first move, using an unpredictable swordsmanship, and they couldn't find a routine at all, so I was almost injured by their swords several times.
Moreover, we have to guard against their deception when we fight. In fact, it wasn't a trick, but when they were fighting, they would occasionally suddenly turn their wrists, and that chilling cold light would appear on the blade of the sword. Basically, the three Dao Masters had the upper hand at the beginning. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, it's not a way to fight hard like this. I said that the old pig also knows, but he hasn't found a solution yet. Let's deal with it first. I said this to Senior Brother Sha. Seeing that the three Dao Masters were about to catch us, the strange thing was that they suddenly retreated at this time.
Just as Senior Brother Sha and I were wondering, the three Dao Masters suddenly raised the long swords in their hands in a zigzag shape, and then kept turning their wrists, so that a dazzling cold light followed by a burst of dazzling cold light on the blades of those long swords. Yes! Senior Brother Sha was the first to be hit, because he immediately squatted down with his hands covering his eyes.
I squinted my eyes and ran to Senior Brother Sha and asked, "Senior Brother Sha, are you okay?" Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, my eyes hurt terribly. I said you should stand up later and squint your eyes, so it wouldn't be like this.
After that, I hurriedly turned around and went over to prevent the three Taoist priests from taking the opportunity to sneak attack. Thankfully they didn't, but then something stranger happened. As soon as I turned around, I found that the long swords in the hands of the three Taoist priests each emitted a thin layer of light, which was flat, so the light emitted by the three long swords combined into a pyramid-like space, covering me and Senior Brother Sha in it; And the colors of the three rays are silver, bronze, and black. Seeing that they didn't attack, I relaxed a little, and then turned to Senior Brother Sha and said, "Is it better?" Senior Brother Sha rubbed his eyes vigorously, and then said, "Well, it's almost good.
Senior Brother Sha was also stunned by the scene in front of him, we didn't know what the three Taoist priests were doing, why didn't they come up and beat us? Idiot Sha junior brother! You have to watch out for that layer of light, it's amazing! Got it! I shouted outside. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, I'll try to see if I can rush out.
I thought for a moment and said, "Okay, but remember to close your eyes." The charge began, and I saw Senior Brother Sha rushing towards the layer of black light with the spirit of Dong Cunrui blowing up the bunker. The black glossy face is guarding the Iron Wolf Dao Leader, Senior Brother Sha's choice is undoubtedly correct, the Iron Wolf Dao Leader's skill is not as good as the other two, and it is estimated that it will be easier to charge.
But Senior Brother Sha's wishful thinking failed, because the moment he just came into contact with the black glossy surface, he was immediately bounced back, and he fell to the ground with a "poof". Yes! Senior Brother Sha looked very painful. You okay? I picked up Senior Brother Sha and asked. That layer of glossy surface seems to be an impregnable wall, and you can't get out at all! Senior Brother Sha said in astonishment. As soon as Senior Brother Sha fell to the ground, the three Taoist priests moved.
I saw that they pushed the long sword in their hands forward, and the three sides of the light broke away from the blade and flew towards us. Sneer, snort, a loud sound, only to react to find that three different colors of light have attached to us, just on the surface of the body, as if it is still flowing, and in the concave and convex places still flickering their own light, although the three different colors of light are mixed together, they are just next to each other, and they can still be seen clearly. That's when I realized that I couldn't move anymore; Of course, Senior Brother Sha is the same. Brother Monkey said: Lao Sun told you to be careful of those rays; How? They've all been caught! I said: Do you think the old pig thinks, if you have the ability, you won't be caught by them! Indignant look. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior Brother, this is really expected! Isn't it? The glossy face is too powerful. So Brother Monkey stopped talking again.
The three Taoist priests pushed the three of us together, and the golden wolf Taoist looked very angry and said: I heard them say how powerful you are, and now it seems that it is nothing more than that! I said: You have the ability to let go of your grandfather pig and let's go head-to-head to see who is more powerful? However, the Golden Wolf Daoist didn't pay attention to what I said, and just asked the Silver Wolf Daoist to escort us with him. It wasn't until now that I realized that Brother Monkey was also shrouded in a layer of flowing light, but it was just pure silver, so at first glance it couldn't be distinguished from the color of the air.
I complained about Brother Monkey all the way, and Senior Brother Sha said: Senior Brother, how did you get caught by them? It's only been a short time! Brother Monkey sighed and said: Actually, Lao Sun didn't know what was going on, and he was tied up by them with this thing before he could react. Then Brother Monkey said another sentence intended to save face: Didn't you also be caught by them in just a short time? Senior Brother Sha said: That's right.
A few Taoist priests escorted us to a thatched house, and then opened the door and pushed us in. I said with contempt: Cut! What age do you still live in a thatched house! Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, you can't say that, the thatched house is good, the thatched house is warm in winter and cool in summer. The Taoist priest pushed us into a small room, locked the door, and went out. When the Taoist priest turned around, I heard him ask another Taoist priest, "Second brother, when will you eat them?" How do you eat? The silver wolf Taoist said: It depends on the opinion of the eldest brother, and it is estimated that a good day and an auspicious day must be chosen; As for how to eat...... After that, I didn't hear it clearly.
As soon as the Taoist priests left, we thought of a way, although Brother Monkey and I saw that there were still many complaints, but they finally stopped in the persuasion of Senior Brother Sha. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior Brother, you have the greatest ability, see what method you can use to break free? Brother Monkey said: If Lao Sun can break free, will he still use it here? What a joke! Grandma's, this thing is really sturdy. Senior Brother Sha once came up with the idea of asking Brother Monkey to become smaller and go out, but it didn't work either, because that layer of silver light changed closely with the size of Brother Monkey's body; In this way, Brother Monkey really has no good solution.
It should be noon, I say. Second Senior Brother, how do you know? Senior Brother Sha asked curiously. Because the old pig's stomach is hungry. I said.
Sure enough, it was noon, because the smell of food came from the house. Grunt, gurgling. What was that? Brother Monkey asked vigilantly. I said: It's nothing, the old pig's belly is singing about the empty city plan! The aroma of the meal gradually faded, on the one hand, it was diluted, and on the other hand, the sense of smell was dulled. Although there is no food to eat, excretion is still needed. So it didn't take long for me to shush after smelling the food.
If you want to shhh In a hurry, I decided to ask the Taoist priest for help, although Brother Monkey said, "It's going to be over anyway, the urine is the same everywhere", although Senior Brother Sha said "The stinky Taoist priest will definitely not help untie it", but I can't listen to them, I feel that as long as there is a little hope, it is worth it, and it should be fought for; Just like after being caught by those Taoist priests before, didn't the old pig get food to eat? Right? So I began to shout hard: Brother Jin, Brother Silver, Brother Copper, Brother Iron......
When I shouted, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were next to me to cheer me on and cheer for me. Although I almost burst my throat, no one came, not even anyone who came to take a look. So I was discouraged. Although I was deflated, the feeling of wanting to pee was not deflated, and it became more and more intense.
Finally, after repeated reminders of the hot water in my stomach, I still had no intention of liberating them, so they resisted, acted on their own, and gushed out along the passage that belonged to them. Ah......, I screamed for a long time.
What's wrong? Second Senior Brother! Senior Brother Sha asked. Ah......, I'm still calling. What's wrong? Nerds! Brother Monkey asked. I breathed a sigh of relief and said: It's out! It's out! It's finally out! This is embarrassing! Seeing that I was wet underneath, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha both understood what was going on, and they couldn't help laughing. Senior Brother Sha said understandingly: Second Senior Brother, don't worry, we will never mention this matter to outsiders after we go back. I let out a long sigh of relief and felt better. Suddenly, I realized that my body could move!
I took a step forward, and I could really go! The few rays of light that were shining on my body just now are gone. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were stunned. Senior Brother Sha is still smart, Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, it must have been when you peed your pants just now that you broke the spell on your glossy surface; Wouldn't we be able to go out too? Senior Brother Sha turned to Brother Monkey and said happily. Try it and see if it can come out after urinating? I said happily. Brother Monkey is a little embarrassed, I said Brother Monkey, what are you afraid of, they are all three big men and no outsiders. Brother Monkey said: No, Lao Sun can't pee at all now! I don't believe it, I didn't expect Senior Brother Sha to say the same thing: Yes, Second Senior Brother, I can't hold it back! Idiot, why don't you help us get some? Brother Monkey proposed. I said Brother Monkey, you don't know, the old pig just finished booing, where did you get so much? You think I'm a bucket! Senior Brother Sha said: That's right!
Just as we were discussing countermeasures, a voice suddenly sounded outside: Third brother, do you know how the eldest brother plans to eat these three people? The bronze wolf Taoist said: I don't know for the time being, our duty is just to take care of them, as for how to eat, don't you have to listen to the eldest brother when the time comes.
The Taoist priest is coming! I hurriedly said to Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha: You wait for me first, the old pig will go to drink water now, and come to save you when you are in a hurry. After saying that, I hurriedly jumped out of the window. Yes? Ran away so quickly! There was an exclamation behind him. Hurry up and report to the eldest brother and second brother! Another voice said angrily. After that, there was the sound of tapping and stomping, followed by the shouts of "big brother, second brother".
I trotted and ran to a place where no one was there before I finally stopped. After resting for a while, I was thinking about how to save Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha. It didn't take long for me to feel like peeing again, so I decided to take the opportunity to save Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, as for whether it can succeed or not, it depends on the creation of Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, anyway, as long as the old pig pees out, it's over.
I walked back along the road just now, in order to avoid being targeted by the Taoist priest who was ambushed nearby, I chose to take the grass next to the road, so that the dark arrow against the dark arrow was considered a chess opponent. The room was still talking, as if it was the Golden Wolf Daoist who was complaining that the Bronze Wolf Daoist and the Iron Wolf Daoist didn't look at us.
I crept to the back of the room, where there was a window, where Brother Monkey was being held. I leaned on the window and looked inside, and sure enough, I saw four Taoist priests gathered together, as if they were still red-faced, and Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were watching the excitement next to me. I had to think of a way to get these Taoist priests away, so I started to think of a way again.
Finally, I came up with a way to get the best of both worlds, to lure the priests away and to ensure that I was caught by them. I picked up a relatively large stone on the spot and threw it at the roof of another thatched house. I only heard a "pop" sound, and the "ceiling" of the thatched house was smashed out of a hole by me, and then I heard a clang, probably because a stone had hit something in the house.
What was that? The Golden Wolf Dao Leader asked vigilantly. It seems to be from your room, big brother! Silver Wolf Daoist said. Could it be that the fat-headed, big-eared guy is back? The bronze wolf Taoist said. Walk! Check it out! After speaking, the golden wolf Taoist took the lead and walked towards the door of the room. Just when I was secretly proud of the success of my plan, I saw that the Golden Wolf Dao Chief, who had already walked to the door of the room, suddenly stopped, turned to the Bronze Wolf Dao Chief, and said: You, stay here and watch them, you can't let them run away! In case the fat head and big ears come over, shout immediately! Okay big brother! The Bronze Wolf Daoist replied briskly.
I think that this golden wolf Dao chief is really nonsense, and it has ruined my old pig's perfect plan! The Golden Wolf Dao Chief, they then went out, and then disappeared. I thought that this time it was more troublesome, if I couldn't lure the Bronze Wolf Dao Leader in to pee on Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha before the Golden Wolf Dao Leader and them rushed back, it was estimated that it would be difficult to find another good opportunity. After thinking about it, I finally thought of another way, I don't know if it is feasible or not, but now I can't manage so much, and the dead horse has to be a live horse doctor. So I tiptoed to the front door of the room, hid on the side, pinched my nose and covered my mouth, and learned from the Golden Wolf Taoist priest to speak: Fourth junior brother! Four junior brothers! Hurry up and help!
Just as I was about to shout for the second time, I saw the iron wolf Dao Changfei running out, and replied as he ran: It's coming! Here it comes! After that, the figure of the Iron Wolf Dao Leader flashed in front of me. I was overjoyed that the plan had succeeded, and I hurried into the room. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha looked very happy to see me, and said Idiot, you are really capable. Have you peed? I asked Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, and I thought it was best to do this kind of thing myself. Where's it? Shall we stay here if so? Brother Monkey seemed impatient. Senior Brother Sha said: Yes, Second Senior Brother, do you have it now? I said yes, but I don't know if it's enough for two people. Brother Monkey said: Nerd, hurry up, those Taoist priests will come in later, even if we break free, we may not be able to escape, save one is one!
I felt that Brother Monkey's words were hard and correct, so I began to pee on Brother Monkey. Don't say it, it's really like that, as soon as the glossy surface that touched Brother Monkey's body disappeared. Just when I was about to use the same method to save Senior Brother Sha, a voice suddenly sounded outside: "Big brother, I really heard you call me before I passed; Lie to you being a puppy! Fart! You must have been fooled! When did I call you? You ask the second and third brothers! This was the voice of the Golden Wolf Dao Chief, who seemed to be angry. With the sound of the Silver Wolf Dao Leader and the Bronze Wolf Dao Chief, there was also the sound of kicking and stomping, which seemed to be very urgent. Hurry inside and check it out! The Golden Wolf Dao Elder said sharply. I was in a hurry, and I couldn't pee a drop of urine in a hurry. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you should hurry up!
As he spoke, the Silver Wolf Dao Leader and the Iron Wolf Dao Leader rushed in. They're really plotting! The silver wolf said loudly. Then the Golden Wolf Dao Leader and the Bronze Wolf Dao Leader came in. After seeing Brother Monkey come out, he also looked more surprised. Get them! Together with that fat-headed, big-eared guy! The Golden Wolf Daoist was still angry, as annoyed as if someone had suddenly ripped off his pants on the street. The Silver Wolf Dao Leader and the Iron Wolf Dao Leader rushed up as soon as possible, intending to catch me and Brother Monkey. Seeing that the situation was not good, I had already closed the front door of my pants, and quickly stood on the same front with Brother Monkey.
The Silver Wolf Dao Leader and the Iron Wolf Dao Leader had already made a move, and the weapon was still the long sword in their hands, and then the Bronze Wolf Dao Leader also followed, and the Golden Wolf Dao Leader watched our every move closely while watching Senior Brother Sha vigilantly. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you can't let the three of them make a move at the same time, otherwise we will be in a catastrophe. I said: This old pig also knows, I'm afraid it's not easy, don't you see that there is one of the most powerful ones over there who didn't shoot?
As he spoke, the Silver Wolf Daoist first shook the long sword in his hand, and Brother Monkey and I squinted and lowered our heads almost at the same time. After the sword flashed, as soon as I looked up, I suddenly saw that the iron wolf Dao Chang had jumped between me and Brother Monkey at some point, and it seemed that he wanted to dismantle the situation where we looked at each other, and the long sword had been swung towards me.
Just when I was busy dodging, the Iron Wolf Daoist suddenly fell down with a heel, and it turned out that Brother Monkey was helping from behind. Just before Brother Monkey turned around, the Silver Wolf Dao Master had already swung his sword and rushed towards Brother Monkey again, and kept shaking while attacking, it seemed that he wanted to do both.
At the last moment, I rolled to Brother Monkey's feet, and then grabbed Brother Monkey's ankle and went out with a sweeping leg. Poof, the silver wolf Dao chief fell in response. Brother Monkey said: Okay, now let's settle it, and no one owes anyone. As he spoke, the Bronze Wolf Daoist had already attacked us, and it seemed that he was trying to kill us with a fatal move, because he swept his sword sideways. The old pig hated this kind of guy who was killed all the time, so I didn't hesitate to grab Brother Monkey's ankle again and hit a sweeping leg. With a pop, the bronze wolf Taoist also fell in response. There was also Brother Monkey who fell with the chief of the bronze wolf, and the reason was that I used too much force and accidentally pulled him down.
I said while helping Brother Monkey up: I'm sorry! Excuse me! Brother Monkey said: Idiot, if you have any special operations next time, tell Lao Sun in advance! I said; Okay, okay! Brother Monkey stood up, the Silver Wolf Dao Chief, and they also stood up, and the Golden Wolf Dao Elder was slowly approaching us. Brother Monkey said: Escape, and then find a way to save Senior Brother Sha later. So, Brother Monkey pulled me into the window, and then fell to the ground with a bang. I was about to comfort Senior Brother Sha in the window, saying that we would not leave him alone, but Brother Monkey had already dragged my hand and ran to the open space outside the courtyard in one go. Brother Monkey said: It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Before we could continue to implement the escape plan, several figures had already fallen from the sky, accompanied by the sound of "where to escape". Then, the figure landed, and when he looked at it, it turned out to be the Golden Wolf Dao Chief, the Silver Wolf Dao Leader, and the Bronze Wolf Dao Chief. The three of them surrounded me and Brother Monkey in a zigzag shape. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, do you still have pee? Why do you ask? Brother Monkey said that Lao Sun is here to deal with these people, and you take the time to save Senior Brother Sha; There's only one Iron Wolf Dao Leader there, you should be able to handle it, right? I said that the plan was good, but these Taoist priests would not agree. Brother Monkey said that you don't care so much, and the old grandson covers you.
After saying that, Brother Monkey flew up, grabbed me by the collar and walked towards the bronze wolf. Bang, with a crisp sound, a dazzling light immediately appeared in front of him, and the three long swords of the Golden Wolf Dao Leader, the Silver Wolf Dao Leader, and the Bronze Wolf Dao Master collided at the same time, and as a result, there was a dazzling light that was enough to make us stop moving forward.
At that moment of pause, the three Dao Masters had already dispersed and attacked, forcing me and Brother Monkey back a few steps. I said: How is Brother Monkey? The old pig said they wouldn't let me succeed! The three Taoist priests finished the glyph and surrounded us. Because of the experience of the previous times, we basically only need to beware of their "three swords in one".
After fighting for a while, Brother Monkey and I felt powerless, not because the three Taoist priests were powerful, but because the long swords in their hands were more powerful, and it was obvious that they had been eroded by some kind of powerful spell. Brother Monkey said: It seems that we can only run for our lives. I said: Well, that makes sense. So I started looking for an exit to escape.
But it's a pity that they couldn't find a safe exit after fighting, and the three Taoist priests were too tightly defended in a zigzag shape, and it was estimated that if a fly flew in, it might not be able to escape smoothly. The flaw finally appeared, that is, when Brother Monkey tried to attack the Silver Wolf Dao Chief, the Silver Wolf Dao Chief almost fell to the ground without a fight. In this way, the previous tight formation was broken by Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey grabbed my hand and said, "Hurry up!" Otherwise, it will be too late! The Golden Wolf Dao Leader and the Bronze Wolf Dao Leader behind him had already caught up, and Brother Monkey and I hurriedly stepped on the arm of the Silver Wolf Dao Leader and escaped.
This time, the Golden Wolf Daoist is really helpless, they can only watch us go away, although they also chased after them for a while, but where is the opponent of me and Brother Monkey? When we ran to a no-man's land, we stopped again, and Brother Monkey looked around and asked, "Where is this?" I said, Brother Monkey, you don't care where it is, now let's hurry up and find a way to save Senior Brother Sha, maybe those Taoist morale will be so angry that it will be more troublesome to use Senior Brother Sha as a punching bag. Brother Monkey said: Don't worry, sharpen the knife and don't cut wood, let's find something to eat first, Lao Sun's stomach is very hungry. After Brother Monkey said this, I immediately felt my stomach growl, so I decided to go with Brother Monkey to find something to eat.
I said Brother Monkey, you'd better climb to the tallest tree to see if there are any people around here, and it's best to get two chicken legs to eat, then you can be hungry! Brother Monkey really climbed to a relatively high tree and looked up. However, Brother Monkey's statement after coming down is very disappointing, that is, there is no one nearby at all. The sky gradually darkened, and the surrounding scene became blurred, and I said that if Brother Monkey didn't find anything to eat, he would have to look for it.
Brother Monkey didn't speak, but just stretched out his head and sniffed vigorously, like a hound looking for evidence of guilt. I asked him what he was doing, but Brother Monkey didn't say, still searching for something mysterious with his nose.
Pregnant! Brother Monkey suddenly shouted, and then pulled me to the left. What did I say Brother Monkey had? Is there a home? Brother Monkey said no, Lao Sun smelled the smell of bananas. I didn't want to go to eat bananas with Brother Monkey, but now that the environment is compelling, eating is certain; Enjoy the second, the most important thing is to be able to fill your stomach and prepare for the action of saving Senior Brother Sha later.
Seeing Brother Monkey eating fragrantly, I also felt fragrant. After eating the second string, Brother Monkey rested for a while and said, "Let's go, Senior Brother Sha is still hungry." When I stood up, Brother Monkey asked me to stuff a few bananas in my pocket, saying that they were for Senior Brother Sha.
The sky seemed to be completely dark, and the outside of the thatched house was lit up, and it looked mysterious from a distance. Brother Monkey told me to wait where I was, and he went to see what was going on, and if he heard the sound of fighting, he would go out to help. I said, "Okay." After that, Brother Monkey jumped over, drawing arcs one after another on the lawn in front of him. But it didn't take long for Brother Monkey to come back again, and I asked what's wrong? Brother Monkey said that he thought about it for a while, and thought it would be better for the two of us to go together. Brother Monkey said that when you go in later, you will be mainly responsible for peeing on Senior Brother Sha, and Lao Sun will greet those Taoist priests, try to delay the time, and be careful not to take too long. Do you have any urine right now? Brother Monkey asked. Hold it back! I said.
So let's get moving. Brother Monkey walked to the east end of the house, and I walked to the west side of the house, because Brother Sha was locked up in the room there. According to Brother Monkey's plan, we still have to fight the east and west, otherwise the two of us will not be able to deal with the four Taoist priests with high mana.
As I walked, Brother Monkey started shouting over there, so I quickened my pace. After Brother Monkey shouted, the thatched house began to shout. They're coming! Get out and check it out! It was said. Bring the sword! Someone else said. You go over and guard that man, don't let them beat him up, and get him away!" Someone else said. I'm thinking about it this time, it's more troublesome. I waited quietly for a while, and when I heard footsteps coming, I stretched out half of my head to look, and sure enough, I found that the Bronze Wolf Daoist was hurriedly walking towards Senior Brother Sha's room.
I glanced at Brother Monkey, as if he had already started to move, and the figure was longing. I flipped into the courtyard, then trotted out to the room where Senior Brother Sha was being held, and then listened intently to the movement inside. After a while, the light inside came on, shining a figure on the window paper. I picked a small hole to look, and the bronze wolf chief was in front of the window! I thought this was a good opportunity to make a move! I poked open the window paper, grabbed the head of the bronze wolf, grabbed him by the neck, and then quickly unfastened the belt from the waistband of his trousers, and tied him firmly to the iron buckle behind the window, unable to move. I opened the door and quickly ran towards Senior Brother Sha, because I had been holding it for too long, so as soon as I took out the spring water of Hulala, it came out. Senior Brother Sha was finally saved, Senior Brother Sha said that he was hungry and panicked, and I took out the bananas that Brother Monkey told me to stuff in my pocket and gave them to him, but unfortunately they had been crushed in the action just now.
However, Senior Brother Sha ate with relish, and said that he would be the first to do it. Click, a sudden sound woke up my brain nerves, and when I looked back, I found that the bronze wolf Dao Chang had swung his sword and cut off the belt that was strangled by me. In an instant, the Bronze Wolf Daoist had already turned over, and shouted loudly: Big brother and second brother, come here, there are people here! Then there was the sound of tapping and stomping. Senior Brother Sha had already reacted, threw the banana in his hand, and then pounced on the Bronze Wolf Dao Chief, and said in his mouth: Second Senior Brother, the few you dealt with, let's divide it! Boom, the door that I had brought up was suddenly kicked open, and then the Silver Wolf Dao Leader burst in angrily. Depend on! How bold you are! The Silver Wolf Dao Elder said angrily, and then went to Senior Brother Sha's side, it seemed that he wanted to rescue his third junior brother.
Of course, the old pig is not a transparent person, and he must be stopped by him. So I fought with the silver wolf Taoist. Idiot Sha junior brother! Come here! Brother Monkey is shouting. In the shadow of swords and swords all over the mountains, Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, what is the Senior Brother? I thought for a while and said: Senior Brother Sha, you go out first, and the old pig will arrive later, it is very likely that Brother Monkey can't resist. Senior Brother Sha said: Okay! After that, he fought and retreated, and when he finally retreated to the window, he jumped out, and the bronze wolf Taoist also flipped out.
I originally wanted to leave, but the silver wolf Dao Chang kept pressing the thief tightly, almost not moving an inch.
I thought for a while and said, "Brother, let's go with them, so it's lively!" The Silver Wolf Dao Leader didn't speak, but stepped up his attack on me. But then in the end, it still passed, and the thirty-six strategies were used perfectly for the old pig.
Sure enough, Brother Monkey couldn't parry, and the two Taoist priests forced him to take several steps back one after another, when I went. As we fought, the four Dao Masters surrounded us in the middle again, their respective blades emitting their own colors of glittering light. Suddenly, all the four Taoist priests did not move, and as we saw during the day, the four swords each formed four different colors of light, intertwined, and still surrounded us in the center in the shape of a pyramid. I said, "Brother Monkey, fuck it this time!" This trick is more fearful of the old pig. It was too late, and then it was too fast, and the four Taoist priests approached us at the same time, only to see that the "pyramid" was shrinking smaller and smaller, and finally it was almost next to our body!
I'm done thinking about it, and if I am caught by them again, the old pig will not be in a hurry! Just as I tensed my nerves and waited for the glossy surface to come to me, I suddenly heard a "poof" sound, and then heard a "poof" sound, but the glossy surface did not fall on me for a long time.
I wondered what was going on? So I looked up. When I looked up, I saw a gratifying scene: Brother Monkey was peeing at the remaining two layers of glossy! "Poof", another glossy surface opened. I was overjoyed and asked Brother Monkey: Didn't you say that there was no urine? Brother Monkey said: There was no before, but now this urine has been held for several hours, grandma's, just wait for them to make this trick!
The Taoist priest who was broken by Brother Monkey was like a few tigers without teeth and claws, and there was nothing to be afraid of. In the end, after defeating the four Taoist priests and tying them up, I asked Brother Monkey: What to do? Brother Monkey said two hundred spanks! So I and Senior Brother Sha took turns to fight, and their butts were like steamed buns that had just come out of the cage, but they didn't steam up.