"Hey!" Putting down the wine bowl, the little Taoist priest sighed.

The six swords are really funny. Jian San immediately asked, "Why is the eldest aunt sighing?" ”

The little Taoist priest sighed: "This is about to get married, why am I not steadfast in my heart?" ”

Jian Wuda was dissatisfied: "The eldest aunt is so dissatisfied, our eldest sister marries a woman like you, can she still insult you?" ”

The little Taoist priest argued: "Miss Xu is naturally excellent, and it is not an exaggeration to say that she is a peerless beauty." But if you marry her, hehe, why hasn't anyone exposed the list of sons-in-law posted by Xu Zhangmen a few months ago? ”

The six swords were silent in unison, and after each poured a large sip of wine, Jian Yi said with a straight face: "Since the eldest aunt talked about this, I will make this clear later." For the eldest sister, hundreds of men in our Qingcheng Sword Sect love her, respect her, and fear her! ”

The little Taoist priest said: "How do you say this?" ”

Jian Er said first: "This love, how can the eldest sister not be loved?" looks so beautiful, the top three beauties on the dignified rivers and lakes group. The beautiful thing is that you can salivate for half a day at a glance! ”

Jian San added: "Not only are people beautiful, but the eldest sister is also very good-hearted. Don't look at her fierce, in fact, she is kind to death. The eldest aunt didn't know that our Qingcheng Sword Sect had set up a Salesian Bureau to take in those orphans and street children. The six of us are all orphans, and we are grateful for the Salesian Bureau's nurturing grace, so we usually run there when we have time. But no matter how much you go, it's not as big as the eldest sister. The eldest sister didn't take a penny of the money she got when she was out doing chivalrous deeds, and put it all into the Salesian Bureau. Just like this time when he came back, he gave two hundred taels of gold. The eldest sister is really a bodhisattva! ”

This two hundred taels of gold must have been the wealth obtained from the Green Wolf Gang. The little Taoist priest originally thought that Xu Ruoxue would swallow it privately, but he didn't expect that it was with the heart of a villain and the belly of a gentleman.

"It's because I love her," Jian Si continued, "No one of our Qingcheng Sword Sect disciples dared to marry her. If anyone dares to be this bird, hehe, these hundreds of people will surround him, and they have to cut him into meat sauce. Only you, auntie, are not from the rivers and lakes at all, and you don't know martial arts at all, so we are willing to accept it. If it's a young man, hmph, this wheel won't kill him, and he will have to be killed if he knocks the stick! ”

"Let's respect her again," Jian Wuyi slapped his thigh: "The eldest sister is the eldest sister, ask the younger generation of the Qingcheng Sword Sect, who dares to disobey her?" ”

"When I chose to practice the exercises, the eldest sister asked Master Xu, what is the most powerful internal strength of this sect? Master Xu replied that it was Tiangang's miraculous skills. The eldest sister said, then I will practice this course. Xu Zhangmen was shocked and persuaded, this Tiangang Divine Skill is just to Yang, it is extremely difficult to cultivate, I have sent the Jian Sect for hundreds of years, and there are only three people who have practiced this divine skill. You are a woman's body, and a woman is yin, and it is impossible for you to cultivate this supreme yang mind. ”

The eldest sister didn't listen and insisted on learning. One practice is a year and a half, and there is no progress at all. When everyone thought that the eldest sister was going to give up, she was actually locked up for half a year at the age of twelve. After coming out, become the fourth person to learn this supreme mind! ”

"With such a heart, coupled with eight points of talent, very hard, only three years later, in the sword faction competition, the eldest sister is independent with one sword, and within one day, she fought thirteen games in a row, and won every game. Since then, no one dares to challenge it again, and he is recognized as the first person in this faction! ”

"It seems that people like us who practice martial arts have the most important strength, and the eldest sister is the first in martial arts, so we naturally admire it. Not to mention, what is even more convincing is that whenever my sword sends a disciple to consult the eldest sister, the eldest sister will definitely not hide her selfishness. Although, although she has a temper and can't understand a few words, she will draw her sword. But among the people who practice martial arts in the world, how many people can be like her, who can teach each other regardless of distance and proximity! ”

"If you say you're afraid of her," Kenroku said at last, "that's really afraid." In this world, I can't find a second person, who can kill people as neatly as the eldest sister, and it's amazingly beautiful! ”

"Just talking about the Blood Sea Sword, there are countless souls on the sword, and the anger is extremely strong. Because of this, with such a sword, it has been in the sword hall for thirty years, but no one dares to use it. Only the eldest sister has that kind of heart and such a murderous person, who dares to wear this sword with her and kill in all directions! ”

"And that trick is light and breezy,"

Speaking of the words "clouds are light and the wind is light", the six swords of Qingcheng plus a small Taoist priest, a total of seven people, looked at each other with pale faces, clamped their thighs together, and were silent.

"So believe me, eldest aunt," Jian Yi concluded, "There are hundreds of disciples in the Qingcheng Sword Sect, and everyone dreams of marrying the eldest sister. But because he loved her, respected her, and feared her, no one dared to marry her. It is a great blessing that you can marry the eldest sister! ”

"Well, I like to hear that!" The little Taoist priest shouted, "For this blessing, everyone will make a bowl." ”

"Come on,!"

This meal, from early in the morning to noon, everyone couldn't drink well, and the brain didn't listen to the call.

The time has come!

"Six elder brothers," the little Taoist priest said with his tongue wide open, "your eldest sister is so good, junior brother, I, am really a little unblessed!" It is said that men are heaven, but if you marry your eldest sister, my day, it must not fall. Six elder brothers, please help the younger brother and teach the younger brother a way, so that the younger brother can be greatly invigorated! ”

As soon as he heard this, Qingcheng Liujian opened his hazy drunken eyes, looked at each other, and then laughed, laughing crookedly.

"Laugh, laugh at me, marry our eldest sister, aunt, you still think, Da Zhenfugang? Dazhen, still a fart! ”

"Haha, hundreds of our big men who licked blood from the knife edge were all crushed to death by the eldest sister, and you little Taoist priest even wanted to press on our eldest sister's big head. Ouch, that's funny, I'm going to throw up. ”

"Brother," Jian Sanyi hugged the little Taoist: "Listen to my brother's persuasion, you won't have this dangerous idea in the future." From now on, whatever our eldest sister yells at you, you will do it, just be a follower obediently. Those ideas that are not there, let's leave it alone. Drinking, drinking is the right thing! ”

"Look at it," Jian Liuyi tore off his clothes, revealing his chest full of scars: "Back then, the six of us killed the Black Wind Village, and my brother and I missed and planted." was killed by such a god, with red-hot iron, scalding pig-like from top to bottom, that hurts. Brother, what happened to me at the time? Don't even frown, this is more or less a good man. I won't tell you anything, every time I see my eldest sister, as long as she raises her eyebrows, my brother and I here, in my heart, it is a chill. My brother and I are like this, brother, don't resist your little arms and legs. You can't resist it! ”

"That's not good," the little Taoist priest patted his chest and shouted, "I am a master, a pure master, she is a woman, a real woman." I can't always spoil her, love her, and obey her, I have to be angry with her, against her, and ignore her! ”

"Wrong!" Qingcheng's six swords shouted in unison, and then Jian San said: "You have to spoil her, love her, and obey her, you must not be angry with her, against her, or ignore her, otherwise, she will beat you, scold you, and even kill you with a sword." ”

"I'll go, when she's happy, I'll have to be happy with her; When she's unhappy, I have to coax her to be happy. Could it be that I want to be centered on her all the time and revolve around her in everything? The little Taoist priest shouted.

"Exactly!" Qingcheng Liujian slapped his thigh, and then Jian Si said, "Auntie, you have to do this." When the eldest sister is happy, you may be happy. If the eldest sister is unhappy, I can't say it, you really have to open your heart and split it with a sword! ”

"Why, how so?" The little Taoist's face turned into a bitter ball: "So, even if all the beauties in the world are by my side, I can only have her in my eyes, I can only have her in my heart, and I can only have her in my dreams." No matter how beautiful other women are, I can't take a second look, let alone think about it. ”

"That's right," Qingcheng Six Swords praised in unison, and then Jian Wu added: "From now on, there is only her in your life, and all other women in the world will completely disappear from your life!" ”

"In short, it's just a word," the little Taoist priest said in a tearful voice, "I must always put her first and obey her wishes in everything." If she says yes, I'll do it with all my might; If she says no, the sky won't fall! ”

"Good enlightenment, that's how it should be!" The six swords of Qingcheng raised their fists in unison, and then Jian Yi said: "You must remember, the eldest sister shouted that you should go east, and you must not go west; If you are told to beat a dog, you will never kill a chicken. In short, in front of the eldest sister, she is the man and you are the woman. Men are heavens, you have to listen to her, understand? ”

With the strength of the wine, the little Taoist's tears flowed, and his heart ached. As soon as his heart ached, and the wine was on his head, he was confused, and said, "I understand, I really understand, what she said, what she said turned out to be all true!" ”

"Big sister said it, right?" Jian Er clapped his hands and shouted, "I knew, I knew that the eldest sister would set her rules." Auntie, if you follow her rules, that's right. ”

The little Taoist priest choked up: "If I don't do it, then what? ”

The six swords of Qingcheng glanced at each other, pointed at him in unison, and said in unison: "Then, the clouds are light and the wind is light!" Haha, haha. ”

After saying that, the six laughed loudly. After laughing, Jian Er hugged the little Taoist priest sympathetically: "Auntie, let's drink today, and we won't mention the sad things." Come, dry this bowl of wine! ”

"Yes, extremely. Come, drink, drink, dry! ”

……

It's dawning.

"Get up, get up!" Jian Yi kicked wildly, and the five brothers lying on the ground were lying on the ground.

"What's the matter, boss, we haven't woken up yet." Jian Er and the others rubbed their sleepy eyes and yawned and said.

"Didn't you wake up?" The sword kicked a bucket and slashed it with a single palm. The curtain of water fell in the sky, drenching the five people into soup chickens.

"Boss, you're crazy." The crowd was furious.

"If you're awake, if you're not awake, jump into the well." Jian Yi was even angrier.

"Boss, what are you doing, it's like a fire burning your ass early in the morning, what's wrong?"

"Something is wrong. The six of us made a big mistake last night. ”

"What's wrong, weren't we all drinking with my aunt all day yesterday?"

"Wait, wait, no, third, it looks like we said a lot of things last night that shouldn't have been said."

"Yes, fourth, I'll think about it first, sort it out first, this brain is so messy."

So the five heads came together, lowered their heads, and pondered one by one, and the more they thought about it, the paler their faces became.

Jian Yi smiled bitterly: "Did you remember?" ”

Jian Er screamed: "Oh no, it's bad, we told the eldest aunt, the eldest sister will beat him, scold him, and even kill him with a sword." also said that in front of the eldest sister, she is a man, and the eldest aunt is just a woman. ”

Jian San screamed: "It's over, we told the eldest aunt, if he doesn't abide by the rules set by the eldest sister, the eldest sister will use it against him, and the cloud is light and light!" “

Jian San screamed: "Dead and dead, in the end, the eldest aunt got drunk and said that he was going to run away from marriage." A few of us said that this marriage must be escaped, and if it is a man, it must be escaped! ”

"Escape from marriage!" Speaking of this, the six swords of Qingcheng glanced at each other, and shouted in unison: "Something is wrong, the little Taoist priest is going to escape from marriage!" ”