Shi Jinlang almost fell to the ground, he turned his head and glared at the monkey and said, "Your name is Sun Wukong, and Lao Tzu is still called the Buddha!" ”

"The Boss knows a lot!" The monkey scratched the back of his head embarrassedly and said: "Monkey King is the idol of our stone monkey clan, and I borrow his name, which can be regarded as a tribute to him!" ”

"Don't salute others, say yourself!" Shi Jinlang didn't have a good airway.

"My name is Mao Mao, and I jumped out of a stone, so I have no father and no mother!" The monkey leaned sideways and looked at the rabbit.

"No matter what your name is, Master Rabbit has put up with you for a long time!" Shi Jinlang glared at Mao Mao with an angry face and said: "Do you look down on the rabbit or how to drop, the rabbit is talking to you right in front of you, what do you mean by always leaning sideways and holding half of your ass to the rabbit?" ”

"Rabbit, it's hard to blame for this!"

Maomao didn't speak, and the mother crocodile interjected: "This monkey is born with a disability, his ears are not good, he can't hear the sound from the front, and he can only talk to people sideways!" ”

"You're just born with a disability!" Mao Mao walked sideways to the rabbit and said, "Boss, I really don't call it disabled, my ears can't hear the sound before and after, and the other six ways can be heard thousands of miles away!" ”

Mao Mao was worried that the crocodile mother would tell her little secret, and the rabbit disliked it and didn't let herself be a little brother, so she hurriedly explained to the rabbit.

"Isn't that a disability?" The crocodile mother fell into the well and said: "Others are all eyes and ears to hear the six directions, but you can only listen to the six directions, which is equivalent to being disabled - three-quarters of the disabled!" ”

"Can your eight directions compare with my six directions? You can only hear your own fart and thunder in the sky, and my six ears can hear everything in heaven and earth, and know the past and the future! Mao Mao argued loudly.

"You have six ears?" Shi Jinlang looked at Mao Mao in surprise and said, "No matter how bad my arithmetic is, I can count that you only have two ears on your head!" ”

"There's more!"

Mao Mao scratched his hand next to his ear, and he picked up the messy monkey hair and showed it to the rabbit and said, "Boss, look, I still have four little ears!" ”

Shi Jinlang circled around Maomao, and there were indeed two pairs of smaller ears hidden next to Maomao's two big ears, because the monkey hair was covered, so only those two big ears could be seen.

"It's disgusting, you're not disabled, you're already deformed!" The mother crocodile exclaimed in disgust, "The deformed monkey is even more disgusting than the disabled monkey!" ”

Mao Mao surprisingly did not refute the mother crocodile, and used its two paws to remove the monkey hair from the ears and cover the two pairs of small ears.

With Maomao's shrewdness and ability to speak, not to mention the tongue battle group, the strength of the mother squirting crocodile is still there, it now chooses to be silent, it seems that deep down in its heart it also regards itself as a deformity, and this extra four ears make it feel deeply inferior.

Shi Jinlang didn't speak, because his brain was spinning rapidly, when Shi Jinlang was still on the earth, he watched "Journey to the West" more than once, in the words of the true and false Monkey King, Sun Wukong and the fake monkey fought for 300 rounds without winning or losing, no one in the heavens and all worlds could distinguish the true from the false, and finally the two hit the Lingshan, or the Buddha broke the fake monkey's heavenly opportunity.

The monkey that pretended to be the Monkey King was called the six-eared macaque, and it is said that it had six ears.

There is not much ink about the six-eared macaque in Journey to the West, and Shi Jinlang has no way of knowing its past and future, but the six ears must not have run away, and even if the monkey with six ears is not a six-eared macaque, it has a certain blood relationship with it.

"Did you really jump out of the rock? Are you sure you don't have Mom and Dad? ”

The Journey to the West does not explicitly state the life experience of the six-eared macaque, so Shi Jinlang needs to ask clearly.

"Yes!" Maomao nodded.

"Then are your six ears born or acquired, such as being invaded by death qi and becoming a demon monkey?" Shi Jinlang asked.

Mao Mao glanced up at the rabbit, then lowered his head and said, "The only parts of the demon monster's mutation are teeth and claws, and they have nothing to do with ears!" ”

"So, you were born with six ears?" Shi Jinlang said in surprise.

"Hmm!" Mao Mao nodded, and said in a somewhat lost voice: "I know I'm a freak, if the boss doesn't want me, then I won't force it!" ”

"How so!" Shi Jinlang jumped up and hugged Mao Mao and said, "From now on, you two will follow me!" ”

"Did the monkey jump out of the rock, and the head was naturally caught by the stone, and the rabbit's head was also caught by the stone?" The mother crocodile saw the rabbit and the monkey hugging each other, and couldn't help but complain on the side.

"You're embarrassed to say it!" Shi Jinlang lowered his head and glanced at the crocodile mother and said, "Look at your two big eyes, they are like bull's eyes, who are you scaring about?" ”

"I-we crocodiles are born with this kind of eyeballs, and I want to be gentle, but the concubine can't do it!" The mother crocodile spread her short and thick hooves and said helplessly.

“...”

Shi Jinlang rolled his eyes, this monkey and crocodile are really a pair of living treasures, I really don't know if the decision to keep them by his side is good or bad.

His Temporal Strength Wave initially had this idea because the monkeys and crocodiles were too full of Yuan Spirit Qi, and by keeping them by his side, Shi Jin Lang could use the Star Absorbing Dafa to absorb the Yuan Spirit Two Qi in their bodies anytime and anywhere, just like moving a supply station.

It's just that Shi Jinlang has changed his mind now, the monkey and the crocodile have not been invaded by the death air, and they live in the middle of a bunch of demon monsters, which is actually quite pitiful to think about.

Of course, Shi Jinlang does not suck them, and naturally he will not raise them in vain.

Although Shi Jinlang doesn't need to be protected, Ah Li still needs it. Mao Mao and the crocodile mother are immune to death, which means that they still have abilities that are different from ordinary people, and as long as they are cultivated a little in the future, they should be able to become competent bodyguards.

"Alright, it's almost time, I'll take you home!" Shi Jinlang thought about it, took out the crocodile egg from the three thousand whiskers and returned it to the crocodile mother: "This is your child, let's give it back to you!" ”

"No!" The mother crocodile shook her head and said, "The eggs I lay here can't hatch, and even if they do, they're dead, so instead of throwing them away, it's better to eat them by yourself, self-sufficiency and don't ask for help!" ”

"Tiger poison doesn't eat children, you crocodile is really more vicious than a tiger!" Mao Mao said loudly on the side.

"Dead monkey, don't your thighs hurt?" The mother crocodile glared at Mao Mao.

"Who made you say that I am deformed, deformity is better than a poisonous woman, the most poisonous woman's heart, this is not wrong at all!" Mao Mao was not to be outdone.

"Shut up!"

Shi Jinlang pinched his waist and said for a moment: "Forget it, you continue to quarrel, Master Rabbit will answer the phone!" ”

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