Like a dusk drum like a morning bell, like a rising tide like a nuclear bomb bursting, as the waves of time cast a star-absorbing method, two completely different chaotic qi surged from the body of the monkey and the mother crocodile.

The monkey is majestic, the crocodile mother is feminine, one yuan and one spirit and two chaotic qi enter the body, Shi Jinlang has a feeling of a long drought and a rainy day, and the original almost exhausted body seems to have been hit with chicken blood, and the limbs are indescribably comfortable and smooth.

"It's so cool!"

Shi Jinlang couldn't help but shudder, this feeling was even more hearty than eating Jiang Ziya's dragon-slaying dagger.

"Puff-puff-"

The monkey fell to the ground, and the mother crocodile kicked on all fours and fell down.

"It feels like your body is being hollowed out!"

"Rabbit, you- what magic did you use?"

The monkey is weak, and the mother crocodile is angry.

"Master Rabbit is kind enough to help you be a referee, but you want to take revenge and eat Master Rabbit, Master Rabbit is very angry now!"

Shi Jinlang bent down and picked up the crocodile eggs that fell on the sand and put them into the three thousand whiskers, and then pinched his waist and glared at the monkey and crocodile mother in front of him and said, "You say it yourself, what should I do with you?" ”

"Master Rabbit, my skinny skinny and bony one, I can't have a few taels of meat left after removing the bones, and my meat is super unpalatable, I don't believe you ask the crocodile!"

"That's right, this monkey's meat is so unpalatable, my bite is no different than biting a stone!"

"Look, I'm right!" When the monkey heard this, he excitedly pointed to the mother crocodile and said, "You better eat it, although the skin is thick, but the meat is chewy!" ”

"Nima, you monkey is so treacherous!" The mother crocodile came to her senses and was put on a swing by the monkey, she hurriedly turned her head to look at the rabbit and said: "Rabbit, although I am big, but in fact there is not much meat, the key is that the skin is thick and hard, your little mouth is not easy to eat, and when you bite the skin open, it is estimated that the meat will not be eaten for a long time!" ”

"I suggest you still eat monkeys, although the meat is not delicious, but the monkey brain is a great supplement, and the freshly squeezed monkey brain is really delicious!"

"Braised crocodile paw is even tastier!" Not to be outdone, the monkey said.

"Monkey bone stew to strengthen the body!"

"Stir-fried crocodile meat nourishes yin and kidneys!"

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"Okay, Master Rabbit is not hungry now, if you keep talking, maybe I will be hungry soon!"

Shi Jinlang has just replenished the two qi of the Yuan Spirit, and now although he is not hungry, he is drooling at what they say, if it is not for the fact that it is still useful to keep them, Shi Jinlang really wants to chew and eat this monkey and crocodile now.

"Originally, I didn't want to eat you, but if you don't stop talking, then I can't say!"

When the monkey and the mother crocodile heard this, they closed their mouths in unison.

"Good!" Shi Jinlang nodded, circled around the monkey and the crocodile mother and said, "I'll give you two choices now, first, mix with me, and second-"

"Let's pick first!"

Before Shi Jinlang finished speaking, the monkey and the crocodile mother interrupted him in unison.

"Don't you want to know what the second is?" Shi Jinlang smiled and said, "You don't expect me to let you all go?" ”

"Follow the boss, don't ask if you eat and drink!" The monkey went to the ground and crossed Erlang's legs.

"That's right, as long as you have something to eat, you can do anything!" Mother Crocodile chimed in.

Shi Jinlang cried and laughed: "I feel that you two are hungry and crazy, follow me to eat!" ”

"You can't say that, we don't eat for nothing, we can work!"

"Yes, I can work!"

"What do you think, we will follow the boss wherever he goes, there are two bodyguards to protect him at any time, and you can't walk sideways in the barren land!"

"That's right, sideways!"

The monkey said, the crocodile mother echoed a sentence, the two of them united front, not to mention the tacit understanding of singing and harmonizing, the speed of this face change is faster than turning a book, and I can't see that these two goods are still bitter and bitter just now, and they can't wait to make each other into a big table of deliciousness.

"Alright, don't put gold on your own faces!" Shi Jinlang snorted coldly and said: "In a barren land, Master Rabbit can walk sideways without bodyguards!" ”

The monkey and the crocodile mother stopped talking, the rabbit was right, just with its "I suck" move, it can make people soft and weak in an instant, just by virtue of this trick to look at the entire barren land, no one will be the rabbit's opponent at all, if the rabbit takes the two of them, who protects who is not necessarily!

"But don't worry, although you don't have to be a bodyguard for Master Rabbit, Master Rabbit will still take care of your meals, not only to eat but also to eat enough, to ensure that you will be raised for nothing!"

"Is there such a good thing in the world?" The monkey asked incredulously, "Is it true that you don't have to do anything to eat?" ”

"That's right!" Shi Jinlang nodded.

"That's great, good bunny righteousness!" The mother crocodile said excitedly.

"The boss doesn't have any special fetishes, right?" The monkey looked at the rabbit with disgust and said, "But your size doesn't match either of us!" ”

Shi Jinlang stepped forward and kicked the monkey who had just recovered some strength and got up from the ground to the ground.

"Go to Nima, the monkey can't spit out ivory from his mouth!" Shi Jinlang snorted and said, "In a word, do you want to mess with me?" ”

"Follow!"

"Follow!"

The monkey and the mother crocodile said one after the other.

"Good!" Shi Jinlang nodded with satisfaction and said, "Since I am my little brother, then I need to know more about your situation!" ”

"Let's start with the crocodile!" Shi Jinlang pointed to the crocodile mother and said, "What is your name, what are your specialties, and do you have any relatives here!" ”

"What's my name?" The crocodile mother said with a confused face: "I am a crocodile, others will call me crocodile mother, but crocodile is a general term for an animal like humans, if you really want me to say a name, then you can call me 'mother'!" ”

"Poof-" Shi Jinlang spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

"Forget it, let's call you Mother Crocodile!" Shi Jinlang said with black lines on his head: "Go on!" ”

"This lake is called Crescent Lake, I originally had seven aunts and eight aunts and a husband who lived here, but then the dead air eroded here, they all became demon crocodiles, and the fish and shrimp in the lake were all robbed by them, I had nothing to eat, so I ate them, so I am now alone!"

"Then why didn't you become a demon crocodile?" Shi Jinlang asked puzzled.

"Then I don't know!" The crocodile mother said thoughtfully: "Maybe I have a bad digestive system, and if I don't digest the dead air I suck in, I will be treated as a fart!" ”

Shi Jinlang glared at it with disgust and said, "Then what are your specialties?" ”

"I have a long mouth!"

"I didn't ask you about your mouth, I asked you what was so special!"

"Can you eat it in particular?"

Shi Jinlang said with black lines on his head: "Okay, you don't need to say it, I understand it clearly!" ”

"Is it my turn?"

Without waiting for Jin Lang to ask, the monkey replied directly: "Report to the boss, my name is Sun Wukong!" ”

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