In the 608 dormitory, Zhao Dayue is still a relatively homely person, because he was exposed to a lot of romance when he was young, so his appetite is extraordinary. Especially after the popularization of the Internet, Zhao Dayue often goes to those rotten girl websites, especially likes to watch the plot of comrades and lilies, and when he sees a large explicit description, he has to pretend to be serious and recite it, and he can recite the same third-rate erotic circles and forks to the momentum of "leading the yellow on the left and the sky on the right".

After chanting, Zhao Dayue, relying on his extraordinary memory, often told what he had just seen when he went to other dormitories, but he didn't say that he was watching it, but that he saw it with his own eyes. Although the lie will eventually be exposed, Zhao Dayue's research in this area is getting deeper and deeper, and he doesn't have to be afraid of others slandering him.

There are also many men in the Ziyun Internet Cafe who are more grandfathers than the masters, and over time they began to get tired of a lot of bridges, so they began to use the night to secretly watch these videos. Yun Feifei was not there at that time, leaving them a chance.

Zhao Dayue just asked an interesting website and was reading an interesting text about how a handsome and dashing actor enriched his harem team.

Seeing this, Zhao Dayue not only sighed: "The aesthetics and psychology of Chinese and Little Japan are really different!" Chinese like to see the appearance of talented women. And when Japanese people watch small movies, the male protagonist must be super obscene, which can satisfy their perverted psychology. Japanese women are so gentle, virtuous, obedient and charming, while Japanese men are deformed to the point that it is really depressing. So every time I look at something Japanese, I feel indignant in my heart! Hey, only a man with great wisdom like me can be worthy of those girls who come out of the mud without staining! ”

Zhang Danqing saw Zhao Dayue's virtue, and couldn't help but worry and said: "Actually, at noon, I was really afraid that Dayue would make a fool of himself at the dinner table like this, but fortunately, Dayue held back." ”

Zhao Dayue couldn't help but be a little indignant: "I've never lost my temper, right?" What's more, there are moments when girls are present. ”

Zhang Danqing said with disdain: "Even so, I still think your appreciation taste is too low. I have nothing to express but contempt. Oh...... It's huge! It's like two big steamed buns! Oh also! It's still the old black! ”

Zhang Danqing opened a video website with a server set up in the United States, and shouted while watching.

Zhao Dayue hurried over and said, "Really? Let me do the identification! ”

Just after a few minutes of identification, Zhao Dayue was a little indignant, feeling that heaven was unfair, and he shouldn't be so sad to be a "single dog". He said: "I remember how many bottles of beer Fang Xin forcibly brought from Taoli Garden? He found it and began to drink to kill his sorrows.

It wasn't until 9 o'clock at night that a few people settled down. Zhao Weiyang felt that the alcohol in the dormitory was so strong that he couldn't stay any longer, so he decided to go to an Internet café for a night. Before going to the Internet café, Zhao Weiyang found a plastic bucket and made a bucket of water to put in the house to make it easier for them to wash. At the same time, he went to another dormitory and borrowed a bottle of boiling water and put it on the table for them to drink when they were thirsty. Of course, as a price for borrowing water, Zhao Weiyang's remaining two bottles of beer paid off the debt.

Since the night didn't start until 10 o'clock, Zhao Weiyang walked around the school for half an hour, felt a little cold, and decided to go back to the dormitory to get a piece of clothing and then go to the Internet café.

Who knew that as soon as he entered the dormitory, Zhao Weiyang smelled an extremely pungent smell. Zhao Weiyang walked in and took a look, and it turned out that Fang Xin vomited on the ground.

Zhao Weiyang just wanted to scold Fang Xin, but after a closer look, he found that Fang Xin's face was pale, his brows were furrowed, and he was rolling on the bed with his stomach in his arms.

"Xiao Xin, what's wrong with you?" Zhao Weiyang asked.

"Stomach aches!" The sweat in Fang Xin's head came out.

Zhao Weiyang thought that this kid must be sick. But after eating and drinking, hasn't he always been very energetic?

"You get up, drink some boiling water, and I'll take you to the hospital." Zhao Weiyang hurriedly said.

"I don't drink anymore. The boiling water was hot, I was thirsty just now, and I drank two jars of cold water, which was very comfortable. There is no need to drink water anymore. Fang Xin said with his eyes closed.

"I kept the cold water for you to wash your face. No wonder your stomach hurts! Get up! Zhao Weiyang kept dragging Fang Xin.

The shaking of the bed and the sound of talking finally woke up the boss Zhang Danqing. As soon as he heard that Fang Xin was sick, Zhang Danqing's wine immediately woke up a little more, and he quickly woke up Li Gaochao and wanted to send Fang Xin to the hospital together.

The commotion was good, and the other six drunkards in a dormitory got up.

Whether it is swaying and still not fully awake, or people like Zhang Danqing and Li Chaochao who are already relatively sober, they are all nervous. Zhang Danqing washed his face with cold water, and rushed directly to the school hospital with Fang Xin on his back, which is what students often call "Xiao Xitian". Because Su Yu had been injured by bruises before, he often went there, so he was familiar with the road and ran fast.

I registered, and then went to the clinic. Since it was already night, the experienced doctors had already left work, and there was only one student left who had just come here for an internship.

The doctor said directly: "I want to take a urine test." ”

So, Zhang Danqing and Li Gaochao helped Fang Xin into C, put down the cup given by the doctor and said, "Let go of the water!" ”

Because her stomach hurt so badly, Fang Xin herself also returned to normal thinking, she loosened her belt, raised her glass, and said to herself: "Oops, it hurts to death!" Fortunately, I drink a lot of water, and I am not afraid that I will not be able to pee. But he forgot that the reason why he got to this step of the field was entirely because he drank cold water to make trouble.

After finishing the matter, Fang Xin walked out of the toilet with the help of the two.

Fang Xin looked at the steaming "37°C boiling water" and said to himself: "Huang Chengcheng!" How is it so much like beer? I don't know what it tastes like. ”

Zhang Danqing and Li Gaochao didn't dare to look at him and the things in his hand anymore, they covered their noses, twisted their faces to the side, and secretly scolded this kid for being too disgusting, and they both slandered: "Do you want to try?" You can totally take a sip on your own – it's free. ”

Fang Xinwu muttered to herself: "This is a child's urine, it's very valuable!" In the words of Taoist priests, it can not only drive away evil spirits and avoid ghosts, but also nourish yin and beauty. ”

Walking into the outpatient room, Fang Xin waved his metabolites in front of the doctor and said, "Test!" When the intern saw this, he was taken aback and said, "Huh? ”

Fang Xin covered his stomach with a faint pain and sometimes a lot of pain, looked at his eyes, and said eagerly: "Doctor! What happened? Can you tell from my urine what is wrong with me? ”

The young doctor smiled and said, "No...... No! It's just that such a large cup is full, and it seems that your 'strength' in storage is not small. ”

Although Fang Xin provided more raw materials for testing, it did not pose any trouble. The doctor pinched his nose and brought Fang Xin's "beer" in.

(End of chapter)