"Ladies and gentlemen, an amazing new news! It turns out that the Inhuman organization has always existed, and the strongest team has been sent to deal with the aliens, and it is them! God has never forsaken us, and now we finally see His plan. ”

Before the reporter's impassioned words fell, people burst into cheers of surprise, and sure enough, all those legends have roots!

Aren't these ten young men the Michaelan legion that fought against the dragon? With them, the people of the earth will be saved.

"Meow, is there a spiritual cultivator on the earth?" Next to the Eiffel Tower in Paris, the big fat cat with the flying sword looked lazy, "But you, you're so weak......"

The flying sword beneath it suddenly swooped through the fence and stopped on the observation deck, and the French president almost threw it out, but then he was finally able to catch his breath on both feet.

"You guys," its tail hooked, "let's get on it together." ”

The ten members of the team reacted differently to this contempt. American Mike Osmond said urgently: "Hey, our technology is not as advanced as yours, but psionic energy is another system, like football and basketball, our footwork is not good, but we can shoot accurately." ”

"Boy, the so-called psionic energy is also a type of technology." The big cat scoffed, "Everything can be explained by the science you say, but you are ignorant." ”

(The scientists in front of the TV listened to it so much that they couldn't wait to study what was in the brain slice, but you meowed!) ）

Han Yue, a female team member, couldn't help but say: "We took a special plane from New York to come here for a few hours, and we haven't eaten lunch yet, please respect us." Several of the other team members nodded their heads, knowing that they had already brought some dry food.

"To be honest is to be respectful." The big cat wagged his tail lightly, "I can't burn a calorie to clean up a guy of your level." ”

"You ......" Osmond wanted to say something else.

"You're a ball, you." The big cat's tone gradually became a little impatient, "Boy, you chirp half a sentence again, believe it or not, I blocked the sweat glands all over your body, so that you can only rely on your tongue to dissipate heat, just like a dog?" ”

The expressions of the ten people suddenly changed slightly, and the tourists and the audience were dissatisfied, this cat is so arrogant! Beat it up!

"Then please advise." Wang Xiao said in a deep voice, thinking of his hard work day and night, all the sweat and blood seemed to be for this moment. He was about to slowly draw the long sword in his hand, "My sword is called, Dragon Slaying Sword." ”

(At the same time, the French president is shouting: "I'm here, watch me!") ”

You can slay dragons and cats! Everyone's eyes are burning, looking forward to the scene of a sword turning into ten thousand swords, at least a little fire, right? But soon, their faces were full of doubts.

"What's ......" Wang Xiao pulled out his sword vigorously, holding back his face and turning red, but there was something stuck in it, and he couldn't pull it out!

"Meow, are you here to amuse me?" The big cat said, its paws scratching its protruding belly.

At this time, Catherine silently suddenly snatched the submachine gun of the special forces next to her, and pulled the trigger on the big cat violently.

Everyone is completely blinded, what are you doing!?

(The teachers and students of Lingxian Island in front of the TV were drowned in question marks, impossible, with the luck of the two of them, how could they encounter such an unlucky thing with an ultra-low and low probability!) ）

"Break it for me!!" Wang Xiao didn't pull it out, and directly raised his sword and slashed it together with the scabbard.

His speed was fast out of the afterimage, and his power was as fierce as thunder, which opened the eyes of all ordinary people, and they couldn't help but applaud! If he goes to the Olympics, he will end up crushed to death by the gold medal, right?

"Break your sister." The big cat struck a handstand leisurely, pressed the flying sword with its front paws, hooked its tail upward, and hooked Wang Xiao's dragon slaying sword.

Yes...... Wang Xiao was surprised to find that no matter how he unleashed the power of his body, the others and the sword did not move at all, and he could not move forward for another half step.

With a crackle, the big cat broke the sword directly with the scabbard with its tail, "Pinduoduo bought it, garbage." ”

(Lingxian Island fell into a dead silence, He Zhihai and the other teachers' faces turned blue, and the dragon sword was the island's pressed goods.) ）

"It's my turn, meow." The big cat suddenly jumped out of the sword, and in a few moments, the cat's tail slapped and all the eight team members including Osmond and Han Yue, who had no time to deal with it, were all smashed.

In the process of flying, Xiao Yu waved his hands wildly, but he happened to touch the back of the big cat, and then he fell to sit on a chair.

"Oh, yes." The big cat barked comfortably and looked at him, "You will be responsible for massaging me in the future." ”

Except for Wang Xiao, only Catherine remains. She looked at the big cat coming and suddenly sneezed like she wanted to speak, "Well, it's a nice day." ”

"Meow !!" The big cat screamed like an electric shock, turned around and jumped back on the flying sword, "What does it matter to me about the weather, don't ask me what I think, I hate to talk about the weather the most!" ”

On the other side, the special forces who got the order seized the opportunity to shoot, and the snipers in the shadows also shot, da! Damn, it's still reliable.

However, a layer of energy shield lit up around the flying sword, sparks flew everywhere, and the bullet casings fell to the ground, but the bullets couldn't hit it at all. Looking inside, the big cat was stroking its belly for a long time, but the French president was convulsing as if he had been shot continuously.

Cold weapons, hot weapons, all useless against it......

It was only a minute before and after, and it seemed that the human beings had ascended to space first and then smashed into the abyss, the reporters were dumbfounded, and the psionic cultivators were at a loss.

The flying sword isn't a spaceship, isn't it just an anti-gravity vehicle? Something like a hoverboard? Why do you have any functions?

Why isn't this cat Hello Kitty!

Why didn't the Avengers come out!!

Viewers smashed TVs with remote controls, rocks, and rotten eggs; The tourists, who had just applauded excitedly, booed angrily:

"What a broken alien, can't fly, and has no superpowers!"

"With some Pinduoduo goods, you still want to be a hero, are you an embarrassing iron man, the captain of the moldy country, and a black melon woman?"

"It's so bad, hit the streets, you guys!"

"Die!"

"See?" The big cat glanced at the ten people who were standing and sitting on the ground, "This society doesn't need you, you better go back and squat in the mountains and mountains." ”

Wang Xiao and Osmon were so heartbroken, but they couldn't refute it, because it was really ...... It's not that strength at all, there's no chance at all.

"Don't be too sad, you're lucky to have me." The big cat hehe, "If you touch Lin Fang and Dongmo Tonggong, those two bastards...... Meow. ”

Lin Fang? Dongmo Tong Bow?

People remembered the two aliens, a man and a woman, why did the wind suddenly gust......

"In the future, if you bump into it, turn around and run, it's safest."

(In Washington, D.C., Mr. President said hoarsely: "I've always said that they'll come back, that they have big business.") ”）

Suddenly, the French president felt that he was getting his feet off the ground again and panicked, "Help, help!" ”

"......" Everyone watched as the flying sword left the observation deck and flew outside the tower, knowing whether he had a life today or not, it depended on the mood of Mao Dabao.

I saw the cat Dabao grab him with one paw and lift him, the rope broke in response, and it threw him out violently, "Think of the Syrian cat, you scum!" ”

The tourists immediately screamed, the French president also screamed and fell quickly, the crowd on the ground scattered in all directions, and the aunt picked up the child and ran.

In a few seconds, only a few dozen meters remained, and the Champ de Mars was vacant. Just when everyone thought they were going to see a macaron smashed into a puddle of pieces, the flying sword Biu flew by, scooping the French president back into the sword.

He grabbed the rope with both hands, and didn't dare to move, almost crying.

But immediately, he was thrown out by Mao Dabao again, free-falling for more than 250 meters, and then fished back.

"Ahh

And so on and so forth.

"It's scientific research. Look at the symptoms of a human being who repeatedly freefalls on the surface of the earth for 15 minutes. I really want to know about meow. ”

The whole cat stepped on the back of the French president who was lying on his stomach, his beard was cocked, and he looked up to the sky and meowed, "Meow hahaha!" Stupid humans, no one can save you from your miserable fate until those bastards return. This planet is ruled by my cat Dabao! ”

"Wow!" Once again, the French president was kicked off his flying sword, and his teeth and claws fluttered in the air.

Wang Xiao and the others didn't look at it, but Catherine was fascinated, "Is he dancing ballet?" She asked.

If that's the case, that's a terrible jump.

Suddenly, there was a bit of panic that people had never felt before, because the big fat cat ...... There is no humanity at all!

It's in charge? What is it going to do? Meowball Rising?

Everyone really hopes that those aliens will come back soon!!