It is understood that when the world of lower civilizations is suddenly patronized by higher civilizations, there are generally three groups: Adventists, Rebels, and Fortune Factions.

In fact, the "fortune faction" has been seeking to make a fortune before, and now it is seizing the latest business opportunities.

On Taobao, merchants are vying to launch "alien same" uniforms, three free shipping, and some also give away a few packs of gauze, which immediately became a hit. However, many buyers posted pictures to show how the clothes were loose and loose, and they couldn't wear the temperament of others.

There are also the same slippers, bracelets, etc., and countless restaurants have launched the same dish called "fish-flavored eggplant bibimbap, eggplant should not be too spicy, and rice should be more".

The next day, the "alien concept stocks" skyrocketed, and a large number of companies wanted to get involved, but it was Tsingtao Beer that went crazy.

Even the world giants such as Apple and Microsoft want a piece of the pie, please note that the phone borrowed by the aliens is the iPhone 9 Plus! Why don't so many mobile phones borrow this one? That's right, of course, because the iPhone is strong!

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In the planetary atmosphere, spacecraft typically use sub-light pulse engines.

If the Divine Fortune had exhausted its impulse power and circled the earth at full speed, it would take less than a minute.

One day after coming to the earth, the Shenyun traveled all over the planet, seven continents, four oceans, and the north and south poles.

The bifurcation point between the Penglai people and the earthlings was at the end of the Qin Dynasty, when a group of Chu people avoided the war and moved to a fertile and beautiful place outside the world. In fact, they went through a natural wormhole to an earth-like planet, and then the wormhole collapsed, so they were separated.

So Penglai also inherits the history and culture of the pre-Qin Dynasty, but Dongmo Tonggong and Wei Miao can't understand Chinese and can't understand Mandarin! The Penglai people inherited the Chu character, and the Chinese one is the small seal.

"You know, it's not that my handwriting is ugly, it's that the words are inherently different."

"Don't you know after reading these books, it turns out that your handwriting is not ugly, but very ugly."

Lin Fang took the two of them into an Internet café in Shanghai, connected to the Internet, and entered enough materials in Chinese, English and other major earth languages into their general translators. The two of them then stuffed the small chip back into their ears, and through the impact of the brain waves, whether it was listening, seeing, speaking and writing, there was no problem.

In the known world of the Milky Way, there are only a handful of languages that cannot be handled by universal translators, excluding Earth.

Then, the three of them in a row of three computers each surfed the Internet, hungry and thirsty.

"Damn!" Lin Fang was stunned, "One Piece" is not over yet, more than 1,000 words! Over the years, many famous games, movies, and TV series have been released, and many novels have been completed...... He took a deep breath, he was about to die violently, he was going to die suddenly.

"Wow!" Wei Miao searched for pandas, and then opened a video of a panda cub riding a wooden horse: "I want to ride that little wooden horse, ride a small wooden horse to the end of the world~~~"

"Oh." Dong Motong bowed headlong into Wikipedia, but due to an unsolved mystery of the universe, she soon turned into a shopping search. These shoes are good, this skirt looks good, and the aliens have the same uniform? Explosive styles, sometimes it's good to follow the trend, and it's not expensive......

The Internet café is a highly focused place, where everyone is so busy surfing the Internet that no one notices them.

"Lift your feet!" Occasionally, the mopping aunt walked by, yelling at the three of them, and stabbing them with a mop.

The three of them raised their feet and did not take their eyes off the screen.

"Dressed like aliens." The aunt muttered disgustedly and walked away.

But it didn't take long for a group of people to rush into the Internet café excitedly, "Over there! "It's them!!" "Hello, we're Adventists!"

Why do others know they're here? Because a spaceship hovers a few meters above the roof of the Internet café.

"The purpose of our Adventists is to help you occupy the Earth and destroy all native species on it......" The Advent man said excitedly.

"What?" Dong Mo Tong frowned, "Do you know the embarrassment of the earth species? Almost extinction alone, no new births. Also extinguished? Do you want negative equity on the planet? Species diversity, as well as transportation, infrastructure, culture, military, economy, etc., the earth is in urgent need of development! ”

The man with glasses was stunned, "That, aren't you three-body people......"

"Stupid, I'm an earthling! The Trisolarans will only arrive in 400 years! Lin Fang roared, "And when they arrive, they will find that the earth has been ......."

"La-la!" Dongmo Tonggong used a string of strange screams to cover up the truth in time, and the demolition and relocation can't be said yet.

"Gone." Lin put it up, and when he hated it the most, there was a man with glasses standing next to him.

Wei Miao reluctantly turned off the panda video she was watching: a group of panda cubs playing with a ball.

Ignoring how confused the crowd was, the three of them left the Internet café, and then went to the mobile phone store next to them to ask for three Apple mobile phones, preparing to go back to the spaceship to rub the Wi-Fi and continue to soak in the Internet.

(The café was immediately cordoned off by the police, who found that the owner had provided fake IDs to customers, and who wanted to obtain aliens' browsing records.) ）

After the three of them returned to the ship's main bridge and sat down on the couch, they began to fiddle with their phones. Of course, the most familiar is Lin Fang, the smartphone ten years ago is not much different from now, that is, there are more applications, the camera pixel is higher, and the memory is larger......

"Hey, there's an artificial intelligence!" Lin Fang followed the instructions to teach, pressed the phone, and said, "Siri, hello." ”

The phone dinged, and a female voice came out: "Hello." ”

Dong Motong Gong and Wei Miao looked at them curiously, "Who is this?" Siri？ ”

"Artificial intelligence, press this button first, say your words, and then Siri will answer you." Lin Fang taught them how to use it, and Dongmo Tong was overjoyed: "It seems that I underestimated the scientific and technological level of the earth, there is artificial intelligence, and it is developing very quickly." ”

"Hello to Siri, folks." Boundless said happily.

Dong Mo Tong Gong pressed the phone, ding, she said: "Siri, I'm Dong Mo Tong Gong, fortunately." ”

Ding, a female voice came from the mobile phone: "This is a web page related to 'weekend child labor'." ”

“？？？” Dongmo Tong Bow read again: "Dong Mo Tong Bow." ”

"This is a web page related to 'Understanding Mugong'." Siri said.

At the same time, Wei Miao is also trying: "Siri, where can I see the panda?" ”

"We hope you find this information helpful." Siri said that the phone shows the nearby "Fu Xiang Restaurant" restaurant, "Royal Barbecue" restaurant......

Wei Miao was taken aback, didn't he say that the number of pandas was scarce, and they were national treasures here?

Thinking of the advent faction just now, Lin Fang asked: "Has the movie "Three-Body Problem" come out? ”

"Looking ......," Siri said, "here is a page related to 'Is the Grade 3 movie out?'" ”

Lin Fang looked silently, although this was not the answer he wanted, but this answer was not bad.

"Dongmo Tong Bow!!" Dongmo Tong Gong shouted.

"I'm sorry, I can't find Du Mutong in your address book." Siri said.

"Ladies and gentlemen, according to my analysis, Siri is the lowest level of intelligence, she just works according to the written script, she doesn't understand the meaning, and she can't think independently."

Dongmo Tonggong had no choice but to ask, "Siri, is it?" ”

"I think so." Siri said.

Dongmo Tong Bow: ( ̄ー ̄*|||

Is that the strongest phone on the planet just like that, no? She said: "Ah Fang, as the earth is now, the Galaxy Alliance's comment is likely to be 'a group of primitive people squatting in front of the cave and using mentally handicapped mobile phones to buckle their feet silly', and the demolition compensation will definitely not have 100 million Galaxy Coins." ”

"If it's less than 100 billion, none of them will want to demolish it." Lin Fang looked at the pictures on the phone screen seriously.

"Work hard, 100 billion is hopeful! First of all, let's take over, let's have a global leaders summit, and then we can talk about it, and then we will come out with a joint statement. ”

Global Leaders Summit? Lin Fang pondered for half a second and decided, "Okay! We are divided into two routes, the two of you are responsible for taking over the work, and I am responsible for going out to inspect the people. That's it. Before he could finish speaking, he rushed to the stern of the ship, and soon he rushed out of the ship in a speeding car, and Biu's flash.

......The corners of Dong Motong's mouth twitched, he was the one who wanted to buy the earth, and now he was going to work, but he slipped away faster than anyone else!

At this time, Wei Miao suddenly looked up happily and said, "I have found out, there are many bears in Sichuan...... Cat...... Did you know, Siri? He quickly looked at his phone again.

"I don't know who your mother is." Siri said.

Dongmo Tonggong wanted to beat people, "Wuya, how can I contact those earth leaders for a meeting?" ”

"Dear, I'm investigating." "The database shows that the supreme leader of the earth is: Lin Fang. ”

"Okay." Dongmo Tonggong wants to beat himself, as if in fact, the artificial intelligence of the earth is not much worse.

She thought about it for a while, and came up with an idea of real human wisdom: simply tie all the leaders of various countries to the spaceship for a meeting, and broadcast it live to the world!