Since the aliens arrived, Mr. President's family has been hiding in the underground command center of the White House for two days.

In the past two days, the aliens have done nothing but walk around the world, and even the Eskimos have uploaded sighting videos to YouTube. Netizens are always following and discussing them, and the hot spots of Twitter are occupied by them.

"What the hell are they trying to do?" Mr. President asked, hoping someone would tell him the answer.

The scientists at the meeting were silent, and the academic community was still thinking about this and many, many other questions. I heard that China had made nearly an hour of browsing the Internet by three aliens, which helps analyze everything about them, but the Chinese refuse to share that information.

Chen, the head of China's emergency response team, told the U.S. side: "Die! "The refusal was simple and clear.

"Then do we have what it takes to resist them?" Mr. President asked again.

The conference room was quieter, and anyone who had watched the video of how the alien spacecraft dealt with the six F-22s that day knew that humanity was weak.

Everyone looked at each other until an admiral said solemnly: "Mr. President, it depends on their number, if there are only that spaceship and three aliens, if we join forces with China and Russia, we are confident that mankind will win, of course, the price may be very large." ”

Mr. President crossed his hands over his chest, leaned back in his chair and thought for a while, and then asked, "What is my current approval rating in the polls?" ”

"Sir, I have to tell you that ......," said the director of strategic communications, in a worried tone, "your approval rating has dropped to 13 percent. ”

Mr. President's brow furrowed, and two days ago his approval rating in the polls was 50 percent.

The Director of Strategic Communications continued: "People have complained that you launched a hasty attack and that you have not shown your face in public so far......

"It's not fair." Mr. President's voice was hoarse, and the Pope hadn't locked himself in his room and refused to come out, and neither had the superhero actors.

"Sir, I believe that as long as you do a good job of tonight's speech, the people will support you again, and this speech will also become the cornerstone of the progress of mankind."

"And Stephen Hawking! Did any of you see Stephen Hawking? That guy always talks about aliens, and now that aliens are coming, where is he? ”

"Mr. President, Mr. Hawking ...... two years ago"

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The closer the day gets to 20:00 ET, the more anxious people across the United States become. ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, the four major public television stations, as well as CNN, which Mr. President hates, are broadcasting live the upcoming presidential speech.

In New York's Times Square, crowds of people look at the big screens. Countless homes, bars, military bases and other places, all kinds of screens also showed the underground press room, the venue is not large, but it is heavily guarded, and only a dozen or so reporters have been approved to attend the scene.

They sat in their chairs and waited, silent and heavy.

Soon Mr. President, accompanied by several bodyguards, walked out of the podium with his back to an American flag, "Good evening, everyone. ”

"Two days ago in the afternoon, an alien spacecraft suddenly landed in Central Park in New York, China."

Mr. President looked at the speech on the stage and looked ahead again, making rich gestures as he spoke.

"We were all shocked, but in the end we showed the greatest kindness to all humanity with good expectations. Three aliens came out of the spaceship, and that was the beginning of the disaster. That's how they set foot on our land, calling for takeouts, grabbing cameras, and signaling that we were pandas, a cute but dying animal.

Even so, we were still welcoming our guests, sending six F-22s to show them Earth technology and preparing for a fireworks display. But they continue to humiliate us, attacking our fighter jets and a satellite, which is a clear declaration of war!

For the past two days, they have been present all over the earth, spreading terror in an attempt to break our spirits and lose all hope and dreams. ”

(The people in Times Square were silent, and some of the people in Central Park were still a little scared.) ）

Mr. President paused and shook his hand, "I don't understand what that female alien said that day." But can the devil's mouth still say any kind words? No, it will only be the most evil, vile, false nonsense.

She has a beautiful set of skins, but has a flat chest. So, while they look human, I'm pretty sure they're not!

I mean, when you have the kind of technology that gene editing, there's not a woman who doesn't make her boobs bigger. They don't understand human beings, they're just pretending. What are they? Bugger? Huskies? Or a glass of Häagen-Dazs? It's really not an advertisement, I mean they could be anything.

My five-year-old granddaughter asked me, 'Grandpa, are we going to be destroyed by them?' 'What fills a 5-year-old girl's heart with this fear?' ”

(Many parents in front of the TV can't help but hug their children tightly, and they must not let aliens snatch them away.) ）

"I told him, child, don't be afraid, everything will be fine.

Because our goal is to protect our loved ones and our homes.

Aliens, we are not afraid of you, because God bless America; We are not afraid of you guys, because we are Americans; We are not afraid of you, because we know that by our side stand all our human brothers and sisters on Earth.

You see, all Americans are standing together, all humanity is standing together! Regardless of race, religion, background and creed, all men and women, we no longer have a rift, and we have been brought together by the courage and wisdom of your invasion. ”

The more Mr. President spoke, the more agitated he became, and all the reporters in the press room stood up excitedly.

(The soldiers are in tears, and the bar patrons are cheering and cheering, even those who hate Mr. President are cheering up.) ）

With a fist swing, Mr. President roared again: "Aliens, you will see that every creature on this planet is an unparalleled warrior in the universe. We will fight you to the end, and there will be warriors in every corner of the earth who will resist you!

One day in the future, we will sail the Enterprise to explore the unknown new world and reach other planets, but we will bring love and beauty.

And now, humans, get ready to fight! May the Force be with us, and may God be with us! ”

Mr. President roared red-faced, and when his voice fell, the press room boiled, Times Square boiled, and the whole of America boiled.

"his aliens!" "God bless America!" "Fight!!" "Long live humanity!"

The people were very encouraged, and the cries were shocking, no matter what Mr. President had done before, this time he said it so well! Not only Americans, but also viewers around the world who watched the live broadcast were somewhat agitated, and as Mr. President said, they were inspired by courage and wisdom.

The war between humans and aliens has finally arrived.

"Thank you, thank you!" Mr. President still has a serious face, and his tall posture is like an immortal pine facing a storm.

Suddenly, a blast of energy shot down from the sky outside, splitting all the material in a 1.5-meter radius along the way, and a circular passage reached the floor of the press room. A beam of light fell from the passage, and two figures also descended, two aliens, a man and a woman, who were missing their heads and wrapped in things.

"......" Mr. President looked at the two aliens just one meter away.

The "......" reporters were silent, not that this underground base could withstand a direct hit from a small nuclear bomb???

Several bodyguards reacted fairly quickly, and immediately took out their guns and rushed towards the two of them.

However, the female alien Huo Ran pulled out a small gun from her waist, and with a speed impossible for human beings, Biu, Biu, Biu clicked a few times, and the bodyguards immediately bounced away with screams, and they all fell to the ground, not dead, but fainted.

"Your Excellency." The female alien said in English, with a murderous look in her eyes, "One, I'm happy with my boobs, and two, please come with us." ”

The live broadcast continued, and the global audience was stunned, their hearts were pinched, and they ...... Long live humanity......

"My pleasure!!" Mr. President hurriedly said, reaching out to shake their hands, "It's nice to meet you, wow, it's amazing, it's incredible." Oh don't shake hands, okay, I've always been an alien fan, even if E.T. is so ugly, you guys are beautiful, you speak English so well, it's amazing......"

Everyone watched in a daze as Mr. President followed the two aliens into the beam range, and then the light flashed, and they were all gone.

Then, the spaceship over the White House was gone.

At this moment, the people of the United States feel like they found out that Santa Claus turned out to be Snow White, and those reindeer were all dwarfs, one of whom had a magic ring, and there was an old man in the ring, and the old man was Santa Claus.

What the hell!

Why isn't the old godmother in the ring?

In fact, Santa Claus used to be pretended to be an old godmother, isn't it more reasonable!

Everyone was furious, and Mr. President's poll approval rating dropped from a record high of 75% to only 1% in an instant.

May he be turned into a cup of Häagen-Dazs by aliens and eaten by a husky. It's really not an advertisement.