Volume 1 The Super Beep Installation Expert in Zhonghai City Chapter 4 The Installation Beeping Expert
Under the guidance of Xu Fan, Ding Ning followed the watermelon to the first floor of the Tea Cat House, it was already night at this time, perhaps because of the weather, there were not many guests in the Tea Cat House, except for some girls who surrounded the cold-faced handsome guy, there was only one table of guests.
Seeing Xu Fan leading the cowering Ding Ning downstairs, the cold-faced handsome guy frowned slightly, knocked on the table and said, "I'm really sorry, it's closed, come tomorrow." ”
"What, Brother Leng Rudao, it's only past nine o'clock."
"Okay, okay, handsome little man, see you tomorrow."
The girls all let out regretful coquettishness, but one by one behaved very well-behaved, packed up their things and left the tea cat house, the only table of guests also happened to finish eating, leaving some tips for those lovely maids to entertain and get up and leave the tea cat house.
Ding Ning looked around, a little at a loss. He saw from a distance that Xiao Phantom put the magic book on the sofa and began to sweep the floor seriously, and two familiar maids also walked into the back kitchen with the guests' dinner plates, and Uncle Watermelon didn't know when he changed back to his original fat appearance, and followed the two maids into the kitchen with a lewd face.
Xu Fan sat in front of the bar, took out a cigarette and threw it to the cold-faced handsome guy, the cold-faced handsome guy snapped his fingers like Xu Fan, a flame lit the cigarette, and a long smoke was sprayed, and the cold-faced handsome guy glanced at Ding Ning lightly.
"Is that him?"
Xu Fan nodded.
"Well, the one who was chosen by the seventh prayer card."
"Is he worthy?"
The cold and arrogant voice instantly stimulated Ding Ning's small self-esteem, since he knew that he had been selected by the prayer card to become a beeping expert, he had always felt that his life would be very different, and others could no longer look down on him. But the cold and disdainful gaze on the cold face of the dead man in front of him, as well as the unfriendly words, made Ding Ning's blood rise for a moment.
"Hey! Who are you? Do I know you? ”
The corners of the cold-faced handsome guy's mouth rose slightly.
"Cold as a knife."
Looking at Leng Rudao's handsome face, Ding Ning's heart rose with great hostility, different from the watermelon that was a little strange but approachable, and also different from Xu Fan, who was bookish, how to look at this little white face who looked at him coldly as soon as he met and attracted countless girls with his handsome face.
And at this time, Leng Rudao once again spoke in a cold voice that defied everything:
"This little ghost, at first glance, has no talent, it seems that the prayer card will also choose waste wood."
Hearing Leng Rudao's words, Ding Ning narrowed his eyes, trying his best to exude a murderous aura to deter Leng Rudao, and also expressed his dissatisfaction.
Leng Rudao sneered: "Hmph, if I guessed correctly, that's murderous?" I think it's stupid. ”
"You! You wait for me! Thirty years in Hexi, thirty years in Hedong, don't bully the poor youth! ”
Xu Fan saw the tense atmosphere between the two, and said with hanging eyes: "Hey, you two, don't make it too difficult for me." Ding Ning, you don't have to compete with him, the knife is like this, oh, this is as cold as a knife, he specializes in managing the bar in the tea cat house, he is a senior barista bartender, he is arrogant, his mouth is also stinky, and he is easy to pretend to beep, but it is quite reliable. ”
Ding Ning stretched out his palm out of politeness and wanted to shake hands with Leng Rudao, but Leng Rudao glanced at him and smoked a cigarette to himself.
Ding Ning raised his outstretched right hand with some embarrassment and wiped his hair fiercely.
Xu Fan pointed to the watermelon that was leaning against the kitchen door not far away and chatting and laughing with the two hostesses: "You have seen the watermelon, in the tea cat house to manage the kitchen, in addition to being more obscene and perverted and shameless, people are also very out of tune, anyway, you will know in the future." ”
Ding Ning snorted: "I think Uncle Watermelon is more reliable than this dead man's face." ”
"We, the Infinite Deacons, count you as a total of seven." Xu Fan tugged at the corners of his mouth, turned his head and asked Xiang Leng Rudao: "What about Ah Li and Miss Chu?" ”
Leng Rudao shrugged his shoulders.
"Ah Li is skipping work, I guess I'm going to play the children's game of playing the messenger of justice again, as for the waste wood lady, I went to bed early and lazy..."
Xu Fan patted his forehead and said helplessly: "Those two guys are getting more and more disagreeable, and there are no rules at all." ”
Ding Ning pointed to the two beautiful girls who were talking and laughing with Uncle Watermelon and asked, "There are seven people in total, and there is one person left, is it one of the two of them?" Or is it a little fantasy? ”
Xu Fan and Leng Rudao looked at each other, and there was a hint of surprise in each other's eyes.
"Can you see the little illusion?"
Ding Ning's eyes widened, looking at Xu Fan's serious face, and a cold air rose from his tail vertebrae.
"No, no, no, no, it's not, Xiao Fan is really a female ghost?!"
Xu Fan was stunned and shook his head.
"No, Phantom is not a ghost, she is indeed a deacon, her existence... Well, you don't need to know much about this, it's just strange that you can notice her. ”
Listening to Xu Fan's words without a head or tail, and then looking at Leng Rudao's frowning brows, Ding Ning vaguely found that Xiao Fan was a particularly special existence, except for Xu Fan and Leng Rudao, it seemed that all the people in the tea cat family didn't know Xiao Fan, maybe she was an illusion, or maybe there were some taboos that made Xu Fan and Leng Rudao secretive.
At this moment, a black cat jumped on the bar, the cat's appearance was exactly the same as the cat on the prayer card, there was a trace like a mosquito coil on his forehead, and even his disdainful face was extremely similar, the cat looked at Ding Ning with disdain, and actually spat out.
"Is this deflated second beep the last beep expert? You're not smart. ”
Ding Ning looked at the black cat in surprise, with a big mouth.
"Oops, I've got a big groove, and the cat is talking?!"
The cat looked at Ding Ning with disdain, and said lazily:
"You two beeps, don't kneel down immediately when you see this seat!"
"Alas, I'll go, I'm going to be fine!"
Just when Ding Ning jumped up in fright, the orange fat cat that was lying on the quartz clock before wagged its tail and rubbed Ding Ning's trouser legs, and the tail flicked and flicked, making a voice like a little girl's coquettishness:
"Xu Fan Xu Fan, mustard is hungry, feed mustard!"
Xu Fan picked up the orange fat cat, touched the little head of the black cat and explained with a smile: "The black one is soy sauce, this little fat dun is mustard, and the two of them are the two masters of the tea cat house." ”
Ding Ning felt more and more the extraordinaryness of the tea cat house, if the magical change of the previous prayer card made him suspicious of the so-called beeping expert, then the two talking cats that appeared in front of him now fully demonstrated the magical power of magic.
At this moment, Watermelon walked to the bar with the two girls, and the two girls couldn't help but exclaim in unison when they saw Ding Ning's unlucky stupid face:
"Ah, isn't this a chick?"
When Ding Ning heard his nickname, he subconsciously looked back, and couldn't help but widen his eyes when he saw the faces of the two girls.
"Fairy Snow and Goddess Love?"
Hearing Ding Ning's address to the two girls, Watermelon coughed loudly and laughed:
"Xiaoxue Xiaoai, is this the nickname of the two of you, not bad, yes, yes!"
Xiaoxue Xiaoai blushed and slapped the watermelon's fat body.
Xu Fan snuffed out the cigarette butt and asked, "Xiaoxue Xiaoai, do you know Ding Ning?" ”
Xiaoxue, a playful girl with a round face, grinned and said, "I know, he's a big celebrity in our school." ”
Ding Ning couldn't help but breathe more when he heard Xiaoxue, one of the school's school flowers, say that he knew himself, and a trace of excitement climbed on his face.
Xiao Ai, who has a pair of beautiful big eyes, pouted and answered: "No, such a boring school, the motivation to support me to go to school every day is to hear what the little chick has done again." ”
The corners of Ding Ning's mouth twitched, in fact, he should have known that his poor worm was everyone's laughing fruit.
Leng Rudao wiped the wine glass and smiled: "Ah, yes, then you guys are okay, you can observe the difference between idiots and humans up close in the tea cat house in the future." ”
Ding Ning clenched his fists and glared at Leng Rudao fiercely, eager to stuff the cat next to him into Leng Rudao's mouth.
Xu Fan shook his head and said, "Okay, from now on, Ding Ning will be a member of our Tea Cat Family, and he is also the last Infinite Deacon, since you know each other, then take care of each other." ”
Xiao Ai's eyes widened, and she pointed at Ding Ning in disbelief and said, "The last prayer card was used by him?!" ”
Xiaoxue was also full of chagrin and stomped her little feet hard.
"What a pity! That's the last wishing card! Obviously, I don't have Xiaoai or I! ”
Uncle Watermelon scratched his bald head and smiled: "Hey, it's not that you don't know that the restrictions of the prayer card are very large, besides, what wishes do you want to make with the prayer card?" ”
Xiao Ai jumped up with some excitement: "Of course it's to become a big star!" All eyes on you! Handsome is dead! ”
Xiao Xue glanced at the watermelon and snorted: "Me? It's me, my wish is to have a boyfriend who is very handsome and loves me! ”
The watermelon rubbed his face with red light in his right hand, kneaded his face as cold as a knife, and said with a slight smile: "Xiao Xuexue, your wish has come true, I am the boyfriend who is very handsome and loves you, come, pop one..."
A blow of powder fist smashed into Uncle Watermelon's face, and a jade leg kicked on Watermelon's lower body, and Xiaoxue and Xiaoai worked together to directly knock down the big bear-like watermelon.
Leng Rudao watched the watermelon fall to the ground, and put away a knife.
Xiaoxue stroked her hair, blinked her eyes and hooked her fingers at Ding Ning, and said coquettishly: "Chicken... No, little classmate Ding Ning, come over here. ”
Ding Ning hurriedly leaned over his face.
"Hey! Does the little fairy have any commands? ”
"Do you think I'm good-looking? Do you like me, little Ding Ning? ”
Ding Ning nodded vigorously, Xiaoxue was called the little fairy in Huangxiang High School, one of the three school flowers, no boy could resist her charm, and for Ding Ning it was an unattainable fairy.
Xiaoxue showed a pitiful look and whispered: "Then, that person has a wish that you can help others realize it~"
Xiao Ai saw Xiao Xue's appearance, and hurriedly squeezed up: "Little fox spirit! It's despicable! Chicks! Don't promise her! You help me make my wish come true! I'll just promise to date you! ”
Ding Ning looked at Xiao Ai suddenly, Xiao Ai was also one of the three school flowers in Huangxiang High School, known as the goddess, although it was a little embarrassing, but that cute energy made countless dicks salivate, and being able to date the goddess Ai was a blessing that could only be cultivated in three lives and three lives.
Xiaoxue covered her mouth lightly and glanced at Xiao Ai a little defiantly, and the two glared at each other unconvinced.
Xu Fan covered his face and said, "Okay, don't make trouble, Ding Ning has made a wish, don't think about it." ”
Hearing Xu Fan's words, Xiaoxue and Xiaoai wrinkled their noses, their faces full of unhappiness.
"Hmph, I've made a wish, so don't say it early."
"Waste of feelings."
Ding Ning rubbed his head awkwardly and asked cautiously, "Boss, then, are there only seven prayer cards?" ”
"There are only seven, and there is no eight."
"Then, why did you choose me, why don't you let Xiaoxue or Xiaoai hold this prayer card?"
Xu Fan sighed and said, "Do you think anyone can hold a prayer card?" Who in the world doesn't want to fulfill their wishes? Infinite deacons have the constitution of collecting cause and effect, the premise is to bear sins, karma, seven prayer cards, corresponding to the seven deadly sins, arrogance, anger, gluttony, greed, lust, laziness, jealousy, only sinful and karmic people are eligible to use prayer cards, in fact, selling oneself to the infinite god to become an infinite deacon is also atonement. “
"Sin? Karma? Ridden? ”
"That's right, aren't you very unlucky, this is the first condition, karma, and the second condition is sin," Xu Fan pointed at Ding Ning and said seriously, "You have a great sin, one of the seven deadly sins, greed." ”
Ding Ning didn't admit it with a face: "How is it possible, I don't have greed or anything..."
Ding Ning suddenly remembered the scene where he had just made a wish on the roof to ask for a magic lamp, and suddenly felt that his rebuttal was unconvincing.
Ding Ning hurriedly transferred the contradiction to resolve his embarrassment, pointed to the watermelon and said loudly: "Then according to what you say, Uncle Watermelon is also burdened with sins?!" ”
Uncle Watermelon nodded earnestly.
"Well, yes, I'm a pervert."
Ding Ning stared at the watermelon with wide eyes, and the watermelon nodded again, and the signature spray-style speech was accompanied by the sound of spittle.
"That's right! Juvenile! Uncle, I'm burdened with lust! I! Be! Hue! Wolf! ”
I'll make it!! Don't be so arrogant! What is there to be proud of as a pervert!
Ding Ning saw Uncle Watermelon nodding with satisfaction, his brain was about to explode, and he hurriedly pointed at Leng Rudao: "Then is this dead man's sin arrogant?" ”
Leng Rudao smiled proudly: "What, in front of the noble son, what do you want to say?" ”
Ding Ning tugged at the corners of his mouth and looked at Xu Fan.
Xu Fan lit a cigarette and said slowly: "My sin is anger..."
Watermelon pulled Ding Ning and whispered: "So, the boss is terrible, he looks at us and thinks that we are not normal people, in fact, he is the most abnormal." ”
Leng Rudao said lightly: "There are two more you haven't seen, one is a big foodie with a glutton, and the other is a lazy lady with waste wood." ”
Xu Fan said slowly and meaningfully: "The last one, burdened with jealousy, do you understand, I said it a long time ago, it was the prayer card that chose you." ”
Ding Ning tugged at the corners of his mouth: "Then, how was the prayer card born?" ”
Xu Fan spat out a puff of smoke ring, "No one knows, although we work for the Infinite God, the Infinite God will not answer us for everything." ”
Xiao Ai said sourly: "Then there is no eighth prayer card, I am angry, and people have no karma, and there is no sin..."
Xiaoxue stroked her round cheeks and said regretfully, "If beauty is a sin, then it will be good." ”
Xu Fan clapped his palms and said, "Okay, the one who should be known is also known, Ding Ning will be a member of our Infinite Deacon from today on..."
Watermelon and Leng Rudao interjected in a low voice: "It's the expert who pretends to be a beep..."
Xu Fan ignored the two of them and continued: "And the arrival of Ding Ning also brought us a special task, which appeared on my book of trial, worth 1000 beeps, the content of the task is, help Ding Ning pretend to beep, this task is relatively easy, you don't need to cooperate to do it, then it's good to compete, watermelon and knife, you two look at it, whoever completes it counts, if you can't do it, I'll shoot again." ”
Ding Ning pointed to himself and said suspiciously: "Mission? I? ”
"Well, who made you make a wish is what I want to beep, this task appears on the Book of Inquisition, it belongs to the mandatory task issued by the Infinite God, and it must be completed."
Xiaoxue and Xiaoai hurriedly inquired about the watermelon, and when they learned that Ding Ning made this strange wish with two strokes, the two girls laughed and hated, and couldn't cry or laugh.
Xiaoxue Xiaoai grabbed Ding Ning's neck from left to right, eager to strangle this first loser in history.
Xu Fan pushed his glasses and said helplessly: "Okay, Xiaoxue Xiaoai, you can also participate in assisting them, if it is completed, I will give you some causal quotas, and I will help you realize what you want." ”
When Xiaoxue Xiaoai heard Xu Fan's words, she cheered loudly and threw herself into Xu Fan's arms.
Watermelon waved his fist excitedly.
"Then let me do it on the first day."
Leng was as cold as a knife, still wiping his wine glass with his head down.
"Whatever you want."
The watermelon patted Ding Ning's shoulder vigorously and laughed: "Boy, don't worry, Uncle Watermelon will let you pretend to be ruthless!" ”
Xu Fan took a puff of cigarette and asked lightly, "What are you going to do?" ”
"Boss, don't worry, it's not the first time we've worked, anyway, my watermelon is also an old bird-level beep expert, helping people to pretend to beep is naturally to give full play to his strengths, make up for his shortcomings, and impress others!"
Xu Fan pushed his glasses, the lenses of the black-framed glasses flashed with an inexplicable luster, and Ding Ning, who was being watched by Xu Fan, immediately felt that he was displayed in front of Xu Fan from head to toe, as if what he thought in his heart was also known to this young man who was not amazing.
Xu Fan was stunned, and a wry smile rose on the corner of his mouth.
"Watermelon, it seems that you haven't taken a good look at the attribute information on his prayer card... This attribute is really superb..."
Watermelon turned his head and explained to Ding Ning first: "The boss's glasses are also infinite god clothes, and he can see a lot of things, including your attributes, take out your prayer card and show it to me." Immediately, the watermelon took Xu Fan's prayer card, and after seeing the data recorded on it, the watermelon widened his mung bean eyes and roared loudly: "I have a big groove, how strange you are!" Strength, agility, physical strength, intelligence, luck, charm six attributes, ordinary adults are ten points, you kid, strength, agility, physical strength are all four points! This is an attribute of elementary school students! Intelligence is only six o'clock, are you brain-dead! That's the passing score! I'm a big slot, a little luck! When you go out and step on dog shit, you are the kind of person who is struck by lightning on a rainy day! It's not a problem, right, your charm turned out to be a question mark, but it's estimated that it's lower than ordinary people! ”
Listening to the crazy complaint of the watermelon, Ding Ning scratched his head a little embarrassedly, Xiaoxue Xiaoai on the side had already laughed forward and backwards, Xu Fan covered his face stiffly, and muttered in a low voice as cold as a knife: "Waste!" ”
The watermelon clicked on the card surface, and the card showed other data again, and the watermelon held the card with both hands and read aloud:
"The ability has not been awakened, well, the specialty, the specialty turned out to be the knot mudra! I'm rubbing, boss, this product is simply superb! Boss, do you confirm that the reward points for the task of helping him beep are 1,000?! ”
Xu Fan pushed his glasses, snapped his fingers, a black notebook appeared from the void, the pages of the book were automatically opened, Leng Rudao leaned over and said lightly: "Boss, you didn't wear glasses when you read the book of trial just now, just because of your big myopia, can't you see a W behind a thousand?" ”
Xu Fan scratched his head a little embarrassed, looked at it, and the expression on his face changed greatly.
"How is that possible! It turned out to be an SSS-level mission, and the reward points were... Ten million?! No time limit!? ”
Everyone present except for Ding Ning, who didn't know why, all widened their eyes, and even the arrogant Leng Rudao accidentally crushed the cup in his hand, and Xiao Ai and Xiao Xue hugged each other tightly.
Watermelon yelled with a hideous face: "! Ten million! That's enough bonus points to build a world! ”
Ding Ning rubbed his head and asked in a low voice, "This... Ten million, what is the concept? ”
Xiao Ai grabbed Ding Ning's neck and shouted, "You idiot! Beeps, no, are causal points, but they are particularly precious! It only takes 5,000 points to turn the old lady into the world's number one star! Causal points can also be directly exchanged for money, and a little causal point is equivalent to 100,000 soft sister coins, do you understand! ”
Ding Ning sat down on the ground, counting with his fingers, sweating profusely.
The two cats who were coquettish and cute on the side also jumped up and shouted, "We also want to participate!" ”
Watermelon laughed and said: "Yes, the two of you are in a group with the knife, me and the two girls are in a group, and the group is three, fair and reasonable, let's take this task as a bet to see if it is my watermelon uncle who is more powerful, or the knife will pretend to beep!" ”
Leng Rudao snorted coldly: "It's just right, I can't ask for it, so let's compare!" ”
"Okay, but don't tell Ah Li and Miss Waste Firewood, the fewer people who share the spoils, the better, we will be the first to come tomorrow!"
"Yes."
Xu Fan frowned, and said lightly: "Okay, everyone, this task seems to be very easy, and there are many rewards, but don't ignore that it is a 3S-level task, according to the operation of the Infinite God, the completion rate should be infinitely close to zero, don't forget the task we went to help Hercules last time, the difficulty is A-level, but I almost did it with Zeus." ”
Everyone who had been carried away by interests didn't listen to Xu Fan's words well, Xiao Ai and Xiao Xue came to Uncle Watermelon and muttered, the faces of the three of them were full of excitement and treacherous smiles, and they were as cold as a knife and wrote their plans frantically in a small notebook, with a hint of madness hidden in their eyes.
Xu Fan shook his head and patted Ding Ning on the shoulder.
"I'm not optimistic about this mission, but I'll try to help you."
Xu Fan intentionally or unintentionally glanced at Xiao Phantom, who was still cleaning, and pressed out the cigarette butt.
"Okay, it's not too early, it's time to get off work."
Xu Fan walked to the excited Xiaoxue and Xiaoai, flicked his forehead, and walked up the stairs.
Xiaoxue yawned and Xiaoai and was about to clean up again before leaving, but when they looked back, they found that the entire tea cat house had been cleaned.
Xiao Ai blinked her big eyes excitedly: "Yikes! I didn't do anything, I was clean! It's amazing! ”
Xiaoxue smiled and said, "It must be a snail girl!" Great, I can get off work early, let's go, Xiao Ai, let's go eat egg waffles! ”
Ding Ning looked helplessly at the little phantom who was squatting in the corner of the wall and drawing circles...
Watermelon followed Xiaoxue and Xiaoai into the locker room with a lewd face, and then was kicked out by Xiaoai, wiping the cup as cold as a knife without saying a word, and the two cats licked each other and lay on the bar.
Ding Ning looked at the quartz clock pointing at 3:33, for him, this is such a wonderful day, a new and wonderful world has opened the door for him, beep expert? Beep? My road to beep has begun, right under my feet! Tomorrow is full of anticipation!