Under the lightning and thunder, Ding Ning looked at the black card under his feet with an expectant face, and the watermelon also held his breath and stared at the magical prayer card.

After a long time, the watermelon finally couldn't help but come up, and Ding Ning and the two looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and the two of them were like two idiots under the rainstorm.

"Uncle... How long will we have to wait..."

"It shouldn't be, it should be green the moment it falls to the ground..."

"Green light?" 、

"That's right, after the prayer card confesses the Lord, you point to the sky in the storm, and then fall to the ground, the prayer card will emit a green light, and then your wish will be granted..."

Ding Ning couldn't help but widen his eyes when he heard the watermelon's words.

"Blah blah blah blah, you mean that this wish-making ritual is... Finger to the sky, then make a wish, and fall to the ground..."

Ding Ning's mind suddenly flashed, not long ago, he pointed his fingers to the sky like a second beep, and shouted: "I want to pretend to beep!" Then he was driven into the corridor by the torrential rain and fell out of his pocket with a prayer card.

Watermelon touched her chin and picked up the prayer card on the ground and looked through it carefully.

"Huh? The prayer card is activated. Watermelon flicked the card with his finger, and the card emitted a dark green light, "Look, activated, the prayer card recognizes the Lord, and it already shows your personal information, as well as your avatar, your attribute ability..."

Ding Ning leaned over and saw his avatar on the back of the card with the thick fingers of the watermelon, and with the tapping of the watermelon, it presented a message like a smartphone screen, in addition to his name, he also carefully recorded his various ability values.

Ding Ning's face was not good-looking, and he had almost confirmed that the wish he had inadvertently made was...

"I'm going to beep!"

"I'm going to beep!"

"I'm going to beep!"

This sentence successfully replaced "I am the man who wants to be the Hokage" and became a new spell that haunted Ding Ning's life...

Ding Ning stammered and asked, "Uncle, wait, I want to ask you a question, how did you contact me through this card..."

Watermelon said with a blank face: "Oh, don't you know? No, this card is equivalent to the internal phone number of our pretend to be a beep expert, by the way, you contacted me, so I replied to you, I asked you if you were in trouble. ”

Ding Ning immediately confirmed that he had inadvertently completed this comic wishing ceremony, and the wish he made turned out to be "I want to beep", and then the wish card fulfilled his wish, and took the initiative to help him contact the watermelon uncle in front of him, and also showed the map of the tea cat home very intimately...

For a moment, Ding Ning felt the deep malice of the world.

Watermelon scratched his head and said with a painful face: "Alas? You made a wish, what about the magic lamp? ”

Ding Ning's heart was full of grass and mud horses squeaking and galloping away, if the uncle in front of him knew that he had made such an idiotic wish, he might laugh at him, no, he would definitely laugh!

"Uh... Maybe, probably, this wish is a bit excessive, haha, after all, it is a more excessive wish, and how can there be a magic lamp, don't you say..."

"No, the wish card is the supreme law of the infinite god, no matter how outrageous the wish can be fulfilled, even if you want to be a god, but the premise is that you really want it. Prayer cards aren't as unreliable as the jokes you listen to.,There's no such thing as a dick bursting at all.,Because there's a prayer rule correction.,He can fulfill what you really want to fulfill.。 ”

Ding Ning's eyes widened, and he cursed in his heart.

"I'll make it, do you want to be so high-end, anyway, I really wanted to pretend to be a beep at the time!!"

Uncle Watermelon touched his head and looked at Ding Ning with some suspicion, Ding Ning knelt directly at the feet of Watermelon, tears and snot mixed with rain all over his face.

"Uncle! And there is no more! I'll admit it, I accidentally made a wish, and my wish was that I wanted to pretend to beep, and I regret it! ”

Watermelon looked at the young man at his feet with a bewildered expression, and his voice couldn't help but raise an octave, and the spit star sprayed like a submachine gun.

"I'll make up! What the! You tease! Do you think the prayer card is Chinese cabbage? There are only seven of the 3,000 worlds! Also, regretting a wish made is against the Rule of the Thirteen! ”

Ding Ning's cry and watermelon's roar were buried in the night sky by the torrential rain...

When Ding Ning was wet and sitting in the small hall on the third floor in despair, Watermelon shouted and explained the matter to Xu Fan.

Xu Fan pushed his glasses and pinched his frowning brows helplessly.

"Is that the basic situation, alas, can you please let me save some snacks."

Watermelon covered his face and sighed: "That's it, boss, to be honest, it's the first time in my life that I've seen a really unlucky guy who is even more unlucky than you!" ”

Ding Ning looked at Xu Fan pitifully and said carefully:

"Boss, I regret it..."

"No way!"

"No way!"

Watermelon and Xu Fan said in unison, the two looked at each other, Xu Fan nodded, and Watermelon sighed.

"It was the prayer card that chose you, and your wish was granted, you are now a beep expert, you must abide by the rules of the prayer card, the seventh of the thirteen rules, you can't reset the wish."

"Thirteen... Law? ”

"That's right, when you make a wish to the prayer card, you become an expert in beeping, well, that's what the outside world calls us, in fact, it's supposed to be called the Infinite Deacon. After becoming an expert in beepping, you must complete tasks one by one, and you must also abide by the Ten Commandments and Three Rules, that is, the Thirteen Rules, if you violate the laws, very terrible things will happen! “

Ding Ning couldn't help but swallow when he saw the watermelon's troubled appearance.

"What... What's the scary thing? ”

"Hmph, something worse than death!"

Xu Fan lit a cigarette and spit out a smoke ring.

"Alright, Watermelon, don't scare him. Ding Ning, you don't have to worry too much, with your character, you shouldn't be able to violate the Thirteen Laws, and besides, our work is not as bad as you think, because we work for the Infinite God, and we will also have some special treatment. ”

Watermelon took Xu Fan's words and said: "Every time we complete the task, we will get a part of the beep reward points, referred to as the beep number, the amount, that is, the cause and effect point, the role of the beep number can be great, it is equal to the wish power of the prayer, although it cannot directly create things, but it can affect fate, help you make your wishes come true, or bring you luck, almost everything can be achieved, for example, if you like such and such a girl, she doesn't look down on you, you want to pursue her, as long as you have a little beep in your heart, you have a chance to knock her down!" How's that, it's not enough! “

Watermelon said this, with an extremely lewd smile on his face.

When Ding Ning heard the description of the watermelon, his ears immediately pricked up, and he couldn't help but start thinking about it, and a lewd smile appeared on his face.

Xu Fan gave each of the lewd laughing duo a burst of chestnuts, and the obscene duo squatted down and rubbed the big bag on their heads vigorously.

"Watermelon, promote positive energy, don't bring your obscenity to work, and, the fifth of the thirteen rules, you can't directly use cause and effect points to interfere with emotions."

The watermelon rubbed his big bald head and continued: "Ahhhhh

The first rule: do not directly interfere with life.

The second rule: do not directly interfere with the old.

The third rule: do not directly interfere with the disease.

The fourth rule: do not directly interfere with death.

Rule 5: Don't interfere directly with emotions.

The Sixth Rule: Do not interfere directly with time.

Rule 7: Don't interfere directly with space.

Rule 8: Don't reset your wishes.

The Ninth Law: Do not predict the future.

Rule 10: Do not enchant creatures to create infinite costumes. “

Ding Ning snapped his fingers and his face hurt.

"It's not going to work, it's too restrictive, isn't it? Article 10: What does it mean that you can't enchant creatures to make infinite god costumes? ”

"In addition to being able to make a wish, the wish card can also enchant magic power on any item to create a magical prop Infinite God Costume, the Infinite God Costume is the main equipment of our beeping experts, but don't enchant it on living beings."

"Unlimited... God costume? ”

Watermelon smiled and stretched out his left hand, the thick and black wrist had a worn-out cartoon watch, the dial was painted with Superman, and the red strap wrapped around Watermelon's wrist was funny and ridiculous.

"This is my Infinity Outfit."

Ding Ning looked suspiciously at the worn-out watch at the entrance of the elementary school for ten yuan, and pulled the corners of his mouth embarrassedly and politely.

The big hand of the watermelon gently touched the surface, and a trace of tenderness appeared on the vicious face, and a red circle of light spread out from the watch, and the red light turned into a glove wrapped around the watermelon's plush hand.

Ding Ning looked at the watermelon with his hands folded curiously, and then pressed his hand on his big fat belly and shouted, the fat accumulated on the stomach actually swam with the red light, faintly feeling that it was burning wildly under the skin, the watermelon squeezed suddenly, his chest bulged violently, and the whole person seemed to swell in a big circle, directly shattering the elastic vest on his body, and the muscles exploded as if inflated, and the previous big belly also became a neat eight murderous abdominal muscles!

Ding Ning's eyes widened, and his mouth grew to the maximum.

"I've got a big groove !!!!"

The watermelon smiled, grabbed his leg and right arm with his left hand, and the places touched by the red bare hand swelled up rapidly, and the fat turned into angry muscle blocks, and finally the watermelon wiped a handful on his fat face, and the watermelon uncle, who was originally as fat as a bear, became a huge muscular brother!

Every muscle contains the power of the explosion, and Stallone Schwarzenegger is not as strong as Uncle Watermelon at this moment, only his left arm is still soft because it has not been touched by the red light hand.

Ding Ning looked at the watermelon in front of him dumbfounded, and sat down directly on the ground.

"I'll make !!! Uncle Watermelon! You're so awesome!! ”

Xu Fan smoked a cigarette in surprise and pushed his glasses.

"See, this is the magical power of the Infinite God Costume, the rule of the watermelon's Superman watch is to be able to transform the body shape, and knead the body like plasticine to the way you want to knead."

Watermelon laughed and said: "That's right, in addition to the muscles, you can also pinch them into various shapes, and the maintenance effect is about one to two hours, and if you pinch them into a brother, your strength and physical strength attributes will also increase!" ”

Xu Fan pointed to the card in Ding Ning's hand and explained: "Your card also shows your data, generally only showing strength, physical strength, agility, intelligence, charm, luck six attributes, the standard of ordinary people is 10 points, the strength attribute and physical strength attribute of watermelon were originally 16 points and 18 points, through his infinite god costume, the muscle form will increase strength and physical strength by 20 points, don't underestimate watermelon, now he can easily demolish the building, compared to the Hulk you see in the anime." ”

Ding Ning looked at the watermelon with a look of envy, and wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth.

"Then, what about the other infinite god costumes, what special abilities do they have?"

"Enchanted items are different, the ability will be very different, generally speaking, the more complex the item becomes the infinite god outfit after the ability to get the more comprehensive and magical, the simple item ability is relatively single but more practical, when enchanted is also equivalent to a wish, generally speaking, the wish card will make the infinite god costume what you want."

Xu Fan smiled and took a deep puff of his cigarette.

"Cause and effect points, infinite god costumes, shuttling through endless wonderful planes, completing various interesting tasks, and maintaining the operation of the Heavenly Dao, this is the Infinite Deacon."

Watermelon followed Xu Fan on the side and said:

"Beep, install the beep equipment, shuttle through the endless two beep worlds, complete various grass egg tasks, and beep to save the world, this is the beep expert."

Xu Fan glared fiercely at the watermelon that was always lifting the bar by his side, threw the cigarette butt at his feet, a smile bloomed on his face, and stretched out his right hand.

"Welcome to the Tea Cat House, Ding Ning."

Ding Ning held Xu Fan's right hand with excitement on his face, and the frustration of making the wrong wish before disappeared, and he couldn't help but begin to fantasize about the wonderful life in the future.

Xu Fan smiled and said: "You will be one of us in the future, I will take you to meet the others in a while, by the way, you must remember the thirteen rules clearly, if you violate it, something bad will really happen, I just told you the ten commandments, and now tell you the remaining three rules:

Rule 11: Tasks directly decreed by the Infinite God must be completed.

The twelfth rule: the number of beeps cannot be zero.

Law 13: Once a demon is found, the demon must be killed. “

Ding Ning couldn't help but ask when he heard Xu Fan's words: "Then I shouldn't have any beeps now." ”

"No, there will be a little beep when you just become an infinite deacon."

"What about the demons? What demon? And to kill the demons? Do demons really exist? ”

Xu Fan and Watermelon obviously didn't want to talk too much about the topic of demons, but Xu Fan still nodded.

"There really is... Demons, once we violate the Thirteen Laws, we will... Losing important memories, demonizing oneself, and when demonizing one hundred percent, you will lose all your memories and become one who only knows how to kill and destroy... Demon! ”