Hazy, as if someone was calling, Ding Ning opened his mouth and changed to a comfortable sleeping position.

Vaguely feeling a hot gaze staring at his ass, Ding Ning hurriedly got up and saw the big bald head like a bear beside the bed.

The watermelon grinned and wanted to show a gentle smile, but the centipede scar on his face was twisted, hideous and terrifying, and very conspicuous.

Ding Ning rubbed his eyes.

"It's so early, Uncle Watermelon, wait, why did you come to my house!"

"Of course, I'm going to take you to pretend to beep and fly with you~!"

Ding Ning suddenly remembered everything that happened yesterday and trembled with excitement.

"Uncle! How can you help me! ”

"Hmph, hum, don't worry, little Ding Ning, uncle, I'm very reliable! This is a battle plan that I made overnight, and I will let you install a beep today, and I will remember to praise it with five stars when the time comes. ”

The watermelon took out a crumpled piece of white paper, which was densely filled with small characters, and the watermelon clapped his hands proudly and smiled:

"Throughout the ages, there is no better way to pretend to beep than to turn the tide in times of crisis! People call the person who can beep the most hero! Today's uncle's hero plan will definitely help you reach the top! “

Ding Ning excitedly wiped the spit that was sprayed all over his face.

"Big... Uncle! You mean, I'm going to be a hero~? ”

"That's right! Uncle today has prepared a hero package for you! In the morning, let's have a hero to save the United States, at noon, Uncle has arranged for terrorists to bomb the school, and at night, Uncle can also use beeps to drive aliens to attack the earth! ”

Watermelon stared at his eyes and panted, his face was full of excitement and madness, but Ding Ning's face turned pale with fright.

"Shshsh... What the? Terrorist?! Alien!? Uncle... This.... This..."

"What, aliens don't like it? Well, then arrange Godzilla, or Resident Evil, if you say a word, Uncle will definitely get it for you! ”

"Uncle, how is it possible, you do this, it will cost a lot of beeps..."

"Hahahahahaha, arranging for aliens to attack the earth is just a matter of two thousand beeps, Godzilla is two thousand five, and Resident Evil is three thousand, but compared to ten million rewards, these are all drizzles!"

Ding Ning cried and hurriedly knelt in front of the watermelon and hugged the watermelon's hairy legs.

"Uncle, don't, don't, it's too exaggerated, you should think about it, if you bring the alien Godzilla, I can't beat it!"

The watermelon patted Ding Ning's shoulder fiercely and directly patted Ding Ning.

"Don't be afraid, Uncle gives you strength! Don't forget Uncle's Superman watch! ”

Ding Ning's eyes lit up, and he suddenly remembered the scene yesterday when Watermelon used his red bare hand to pinch himself into a Hulk.

"Uncle! Right! Uncle! Quick, pinch me! ”

The watermelon's left hand glowed red, and a red glove was put on the watermelon's left hand, the watermelon laughed and grabbed Ding Ning's little arm and kneaded it hard, Ding Ning watched with surprise as his little thin arm slowly puffed up its muscles, and soon turned into a powerful big hand.

"Uncle! Awesome! Keep going! ”

Watermelon frowned, and suddenly showed an awkward smile.

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, my power is to pinch the rest of your body onto one part of yours, well, it's like pinching plasticine, that, right arm is done, there's not enough plasticine... Do you understand? ”

Ding Ning's eyes widened.

"What do you mean... Just pinched such an arm~?! Can't pinch anywhere else!? I just go to school with such a big arm!? ”

"Well, who told you to be so thin, there are not a few taels of meat on your body, and I pinched all your fat."

Ding Ning naturally knows what his body bones are, isn't the nickname of the little chick to describe him as thin and small?

However, even so, all the fat on the body is passed over, and the arms will not be so big, and they will almost catch up with the thickness of their thighs...

"Uncle, why are you playing with me, but why is this arm so big!"

"Eh, grafting, do you know, Uncle pinched some of your useless things."

"Nothing useful? What is that? ”

Ding Ning suddenly had a particularly bad premonition.

"Well, how to say it, the two taels of meat below, well, if you shush today, you'd better squat, otherwise you'll spill everything..."

Ding Ning's eyes widened, he opened his little pants and glanced at them, and then he burst out with a shocking howl:

"Oh my little darling!!! I've got a sloppy oh oh grass oh oh grass oh oh oh ”

Ding Ning squatted in the corner with his knees in his arms, feeling that the sky had fallen... Watermelon's face was full of embarrassment.

"Don't be discouraged, it's almost back at noon, be good, don't cry."

Ding Ning glanced at the watermelon lightly, and the watermelon could see from that look that if Ding Ning could beat him, Ding Ning would definitely pounce.

"Alas, manly man, in order to pretend to beep, sacrifice a little is nothing! Don't forget, you now have a powerful right hand! ”

Ding Ning nodded fiercely.

"That's right! In order to install a beep! ”

Watermelon nodded in satisfaction.

"Look at what your strength is now."

Ding Ning hurriedly took out his prayer card.

"Why, suddenly there is an extra parenthesis after the strength attribute, and the strength of the right hand is 13?"

"It's only 13 o'clock, sure enough, the physique is too bad, Godzilla, you can't do it, it seems that you have to change the hero plan, how to do it?"

Watermelon touched his chin.

"Is it okay for the aliens?"

"Uncle, don't let me fight against non-humans, can we be ordinary? I regret it so much, yesterday the boss told me that you were unreliable and I didn't believe it, and now you touched my Dingding, I'm alive, if you really come to alien Godzilla Resident Evil or something, I'm afraid I'll die very jumpy, uncle, you're okay, let's get an ordinary one? ”

Watermelon awkwardly touched the big bald head.

"This time it's an accident, pay attention next time, so how do you want to beep?"

"In this way, if the hero saves the beauty, it should still be okay to fight a few gangsters, by the way, our school has a pre-selection for the sports meeting in the afternoon, you help me, I pretend to beep in front of our classmates, do you see it."

"Medium! Listen to you! ”

Ding Ning wiped the cold sweat on his head, and suddenly felt that this day must be very special and miserable.

Walking out of the house with his schoolbag on his back, Watermelon followed and chattered: "The plan for the morning is like this, when you get to school in a while, Xiao Ai and Xiao Xue will assist us, and then there will be five gangsters to tease Xiao Ai, and then you will jump out to save the beauty of the hero, rest assured, those five gangsters are arranged by Xiaoxue, they will cooperate with you to act, and they will beat you gently, you just need to rush up and do it all the way, you have to play manly, understand?" ”

Ding Ning nodded heavily, raised his right hand with a murderous face, and Jie Jie smiled:

"The unicorn arm of this seat is already hungry and thirsty!! Wahahaha ”

"Well, these gangsters are all professional, and they will cooperate with you to play very well, you must work hard to create a heroic posture against the demons."

"Uncle, wouldn't it be a bit fake to knock them down as soon as they came up?"

"Don't worry, they're all professional, they'll take you down at first, and then you'll be like the anime Naruto you always watch, struggling to get up, shouting a few more bloody words, and the earthquake will erupt again, understand? It's more exciting. ”

Ding Ning nodded excitedly.

"Understood! It's like Naruto, first someone knocked it over, and then Voliva, Atuxi Road or something, right! ”

"That's right, that's right, how to get blood!"

At the same time, Xiao Ai and Xiao Xue were nervously hiding at the school gate, Xiao Ai was wearing heavy makeup and a sexy low-cut gauze skirt, revealing a deep career line, and most of her snow-white thighs were exposed, looking enchanting and charming.

Xiaoxue was on the phone and roared loudly like a lion cub, "What?!" Deserted Sun! The old lady is waiting for you outside on a cold day, and you actually told the old lady that you can't come!! Didn't you say yes last night?! I don't care what you guys drank beer last night and had diarrhea! If you ruin my mother's business, I will take out all the little yellow books and small yellow saucers under your bed for my mother and father to see! Let them know that their baby son loves to watch cartoons! ”

Xiao Ai sniffed and said aggrievedly: "Xiaoxue, okay, it's such a cold day, you let me wear so little, crying." ”

"My dead brother, eighty percent won't come!"

Xiaoxue hung up the phone angrily and shouted fiercely at a student passing by, "Look at what! Haven't you seen the first cute and beautiful little fairy in the Super Invincible universe? ”

Xiao Ai pulled Xiao Xue's sleeve and sniffled fiercely.

"Okay, why do you want me to play the molested!"

"Aren't you going to be a big star, you have to come to this kind of difficult acting, and wearing so little is also to create a character image."

"But, Xiaoxue, your brother can't come, let me go back, woo woo, it's so cold."

"No, the chicks will come over in a while, we can't mess up in our part, do you still want to be a big star?! Ten million beeps! It's got everything! ”

Xiaoxue gritted her teeth, and saw a group of gangsters not far away collecting protection money from the early stall, her big eyes turned around, and she suddenly pulled down Xiao Ai's clothes, Xiao Ai's low-cut gauze skirt was immediately pulled down, and half of her small chest jumped out, revealing infinite spring.

Xiao Ai let out an exclamation, and the crisp and delicate voice immediately attracted the attention of the gangsters, and their eyes widened after seeing Xiao Ai's disheveled and moving appearance.

Xiao Ai is an extremely outstanding beautiful girl, the delicate and pure between the eyebrows and the charming clothes on her body are harmonious, and she has hooked the hearts of all men in an instant, not only those little gangsters are dumbfounded, but even the boys who pass by are also sexually imparted.

Seeing the gang of thugs coming over menacingly, Xiao Ai's eyes widened, but Xiao Xue's face was full of excitement.

"Hahaha, it's still my genius who is very powerful, and I'm in a hurry, and I haven't run away with this 10 million beeps!"

The little rascal led by the leader, with his colorful and green hair, stepped forward with a greedy gaze like a wolf, staring closely at the snow white that Xiao Ai slightly revealed.

"Yo, little sister, wait for someone."

Several little hooligans surrounded Xiaoxue and Xiaoai, smiling lewdly on their faces.

"Big brother, this girl is so upright!"

"This chick is not bad, I have never seen such a tender chick!"

Xiao Ai hid behind Xiao Xue, pinched Xiao Xue's back hard, and scolded in a low voice: "Little vixen, you were miserable this time!" ”

Xiaoxue was not in a hurry, and said with a smile:

"Little brothers, you are really gentlemen."

The hooligan led by him was stunned, and said with a lewd smile: "Little sister, no one has said that I am a gentleman of Tianji, what do you mean." ”

"The wind is so strong, my little sister and I are so cold, aren't you gentlemen who come here to block the wind for us? Otherwise, with such a strong wind, people can't help it. ”

"Hahahaha, that's good, my little sister is really good at talking. It's really windy today, and my brother has a good way, which is for the two of you to go to a warm place with your brothers, and you say it's okay. ”

Xiaoxue chuckled, "It's good, it's good, but we're waiting for someone." ”

"Oh? Who are you waiting for, aren't you waiting for my brother? ”

"No, big villain, people are waiting for their friends."

"What are you waiting for your friends? Let's go with my brothers. ”

Xiaoxue smiled and slapped the big hand of the leading hooligan.

"No, we're waiting for a particularly handsome little brother, who has made an appointment with us to go on a date with us today."

When the head of the hooligan heard Xiaoxue's words, he couldn't help but feel a strong jealousy in his heart, such two cute and charming girls, one of them is a blessing that has been cultivated for several lifetimes, but listening to the words of this chick, that lucky boy actually wants to date two girls at the same time, I really don't know how he can be.

Seeing Xiaoxue Xiaoai surrounded by a few little hooligans, the students passing by all came up, and the two boys who were five big and three thick saw this scene, and looked at each other fiercely, and their hearts swelled with great excitement.

I think my brothers have been practicing sanda for many years, aren't they just waiting for today's situation? Heroes save beauty! A man's true colors! And this beauty is also the dream lover of thousands of boys in the school, fairy snow and goddess love!

"Let go of that girl!"

Two tall figures came out of the crowd.

When the thugs saw the two boys standing up, they scolded fiercely: "Where did you come from, idiots, dare to meddle in things!" ”

Looking at the little gangsters who pounced, the two boys smiled coquettishly, let out a loud shout in unison, shook off their long legs, and kicked the gangsters who pounced up, and the onlookers cheered in unison, and the two heroes saved the beautiful boys even more proudly, and used all their strength to beat the little hooligans to cry and cry for their mothers.

Xiao Ai grabbed Xiao Xue's hand tightly and whispered:

"Hey, why doesn't it seem like the script is right?"

Xiaoxue frowned, gritted her teeth and glared at the two boys who beat up the gangsters.

"Bastard! Good thing for bad old lady! Look at my genius snow and don't kill you! ”

The boy who was stared at by Xiao Xue accidentally saw Xiao Xue's gaze, the big watery eyes were so charming, the boy felt the gaze of the fairy, and immediately became more fierce, screaming and pressing the hooligan head to the ground, and smashed down with a big fist, making the little hooligan cry and cry for his mother.

The little hooligans saw that they were not the opponents of these two people, so they only had time to say a cruel word:

"Stinky boy, you wait, don't leave after school at night!"

Then they helped each other and fled from the place.

The two boys strode towards Xiaoxue and Xiaoai, trying their best to pose as if they were the most personable.

"Xiaoxue-san, are you okay?"

"Xiao Ai, you're not hurt, are you?"

Xiaoxue glanced at the crowd of onlookers, and just happened to see Uncle Watermelon's round bald head, and it was Ding Ning who was belatedly beside him.

Xiaoxue rolled her eyes, and said coldly to the two boys who saved them: "Don't pretend, you think I don't know?" You guys are in a group, you invited those little hooligans to tease us, it's obviously a scene, what, do you want to be a hero to save the United States? ”

The crowd of onlookers was in an uproar, and the sound of chattering immediately sounded.

The taller boy among the two boys blushed, and the pimples on his face seemed to be about to explode with anger.

"Nonsense! How can it be! No, no, Xiaoxue, listen to my explanation! ”

The short boy also hurriedly came up to grab the dodging little love.

"Xiao Ai, we don't know them, we really saw that you were in trouble and stood up..."

Xiao Xue showed a smile like a little fox, pulling Xiao Ai back, and the two boys faintly heard the discussion in the crowd, and their faces changed greatly.

Just when the short boy was eager to hold Xiao Ai and let her explain clearly, Xiao Xue secretly pulled down half of Xiao Ai's sleeve, and the snow-white arm was exposed and dazzled the eyes of all the boys, Xiao Ai couldn't help but let out an exclamation, Xiao Xue shouted for fear that the world would not be chaotic: "Help!" Rogue! ”

Watermelon saw Xiaoxue's distant eyes and responded with a scissor hand.

"Why are you stunned, it's your turn!"

"Hey! Uncle, let's act, that's the second brother Li Yu and Li Zhou of the third class, I don't want to be killed! ”

The watermelon pushed Ding Ning out and whispered:

"Rest assured, Xiaoxuete is reliable! Remember, you're the best beep! ”

The watermelon pushed Ding Ning obviously didn't take into account his strength, and Ding Ning was pushed out of the crowd and smashed to the ground, and a shiny front tooth flew out directly.

The onlookers watched in a daze as Ding Ning got up with his face covered in blood, and his left hand inadvertently pressed on a puddle of shit, and even the two brothers of the Li family, who were entangled with Xiaoxue and Xiaoai, looked at Ding Ning who appeared on the stage with a confused expression.

Uncle Watermelon didn't notice Ding Ning's appearance, because the moment Ding Ning was launched, Uncle Watermelon summoned a big speaker that played square dance music, carefully clicked the play button, and muttered to himself.

"If you pretend to beep, you must have an exclusive BGM to call it a good beep."

The radio suddenly sounded the music that surrounded the audience, and this music was the theme song in 83 Journey to the West, the part where Sun Wukong jumped out of the stone.

"Dengden, Dengden, Dengden, Lose Lose ~ Ascend, Lose Lose ~"

The exaggerated retro music is accompanied by Ding Ning's stupid face full of blood and missing teeth, and a sentence like a screaming chicken:

"Let go of that girl!"

Ding Ning secretly rubbed the shit on his hands, and once again shouted majestically:

"You two scumbags, didn't you hear what this seat said? Let go of those two girls, this seat can make you die with dignity! ”

For a moment, everyone looked at Ding Ning stupidly, and kept asking in their hearts: What's wrong with this world? Is he an idiot or am I an idiot?

Xiao Xue and Xiao Ai watched the scene of Ding Ning's debut, and at the same time grew their mouths.

Uncle Watermelon nodded, very satisfied with Ding Ning's appearance of shocking the audience.

Ding Ning was a little afraid that he would make the audience laugh if he unintentionally pressed on the shit, but when he secretly looked around, he only saw everyone looking at him with an idiot on their faces, so he thought that his action of wiping dog shit was very hidden and everyone didn't pay attention, plus the watermelon hiding in the crowd cheered him up with his thumb, Ding Ning was very excited, coughed and said loudly again:

"In broad daylight, flirting with fairy snow and goddess love, don't be a beep, you two obediently crawl over to me, and eat a slap in the face of this seat!"

Hearing Ding Ning's casually invented "Wanshi Lonely Palm", finally some classmates couldn't help but hold their stomachs and fell to the ground, letting out a moaning sound like a bellows, which was the sound of being laughed to death when they laughed to the extreme.

"Playing... What the hell palm... Help me... I'm going to die..."

"Lao Huang! Hold on! Hold back! Or you'll die! ”

When the watermelon saw the person around him who had fallen a piece, he couldn't help but be shocked, and secretly sighed in his heart: "Could it be that my big watermelon has lost its eyes?" This Ding Ning really has a talent for pretending to beep! As soon as he appeared on the stage, countless people fell down, could this be the legendary king's spirit? ! ”

Xiao Ai secretly pulled Xiao Xue who was covering her face.

"Little vixen, I don't want that 10 million beeps... I want to run, no, I want to die... This is the most humiliating time in my life..."

Xiaoxue whispered back: "Let's pretend not to know him for a while, do you hear?!" ”

Xiao Ai nodded busily, her big eyes full of mist.

Ding Ning raised his hands high, stepped out of his two small thin legs like firewood sticks, and trotted towards the two brothers Li Yu and Li Zhou, and let out a scream like killing pigs.

"Ah~!! ~~ Suffer death! Lonely Palm! ”

Li Yu and Li Zhou saw Ding Ning rushing forward with red eyes and excitement on his face, and he still had brown shit on his hands, and couldn't help but take three steps back in a row.

Seeing the look of fear on Li Yu and Li Zhou's faces, Ding Ning thought that they were afraid of themselves, but they didn't know that the two of them were just afraid of that shit, in their eyes, Ding Ning's threat was not as good as that.

Ding Ning was even more excited, screaming and pounced, and finally Li Yu, who had long legs, couldn't help but throw a whip leg and kicked Ding Ning's stupid face, Ding Ning was kicked away like a tattered rag doll and smashed to the ground.

Ding Ning struggled to get up, pain came from the swollen cheeks like steamed buns, he looked at the watermelon uncle in the crowd with tears in his eyes, and the watermelon uncle gave a thumbs up, made an encouraging gesture, and danced and gestured.

Ding Ning saw the meaning of the watermelon, knew that this should be the legendary adversity reversal plot, and tried to recall the anime he had watched, Ding Ning slowly got up, forgetting that he had dog shit on his hands, gently wiped the blood foam on the corner of his mouth, showed an evil smile, and his eyes became firm.

"Voliva, you... Do you think you've knocked me down? A true man can't be defeated! I'm but... I'm the man who was destined to be the Hokage! Burn it! My chakra! My little universe! My prostate! ”

Watermelon gave his thumb excitedly, and hurriedly pressed the big speaker next to him, and the theme song of Qiao Feng's outbreak of "Dragon Babu" immediately came out of it.

"Swallowing the wind, kissing the rain and burying the sunset has never hesitated, bullying the mountains and chasing the sea and trampling the snow trail has not despaired, and the flowers have deflected the wine to the madness of the world, with these two eyes and a hundred arms or a thousand hands..."

With the passionate melody, Ding Ning stood up, howled again and pounced, and pressed a palm on Zhang Yu's chest.

"Ha !!!"

Ding Ning's Wanshi Lonely Palm left a large piece of yellow palm prints on Li Yu's sportswear, Li Yu's face turned from red to white and then from red to blue, and the howl of grief and indignation resounded through the sky!

"My Baba! My Babour! Ahh You bastard! ”

Accompanied by the passionate melody of the theme song of Tianlong Babu, the rampaging classmate Li Yu learned the legendary eighteen palms of the dragon without a teacher, his younger brother Li Zhou pressed Ding Ning to the ground, and Li Yu slapped Ding Ning's face.

Ding Ning had been flattened into a pig's head, his mouth was high and swollen, he looked at the fat man in the crowd with his bald head scratching his head, and muttered a line of words in his mouth:

"Watermelon... Shall I knock on..."