Ning was pressed to the ground by the two brothers Li Yu and Li Zhou, and the big ear scraper was whipped on his face.

"Chicks! Your uncle's! Don't you dare to pretend to beep! ”

Ding Ning's tears and snot flowed, and his face was very miserable with blood.

"Brother, stop fighting, I was wrong..."

The watermelon hid in the crowd, scratched his bald head vigorously, and hurriedly used a prayer card to speak in Ding Ning's heart:

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, maybe it's wrong, these two shouldn't be our actors, maybe it was our people who were just beaten away by them, you bear with it first, Xiaoxue is very reliable, I'll figure it out."

Seeing the miserable situation of Ding Ning being taught a lesson, Watermelon cast a questioning glance at Xiaoxue.

"Hey, Xiaoxue, the script is wrong!"

Xiaoxue winked at the watermelon, obviously understanding the meaning of the watermelon.

"Don't blame me, you really don't blame me, who knew this idiot was such a weak chicken!"

Xiao Aiqiao's face twitched, watching Ding Ning being flattened into a pig's head, her face was full of unbearable, and she secretly pulled Xiaoxue's sleeve and whispered:

"Little vixen, we... Isn't it played, the chicks seem to be going to be killed, is there still a play with 10 million? ”

Xiaoxue's big eyes are spinning, and now it is no longer a question of whether Ding Ning can pretend to beep, the bigger question is whether Ding Ning can be killed.

Just when Xiaoxue was thinking about countermeasures, the gangsters who had just been beaten away brought more than a dozen people to rush back with watermelon knives and steel pipes, and pointed at Li Yu and Li Zhou for the blue nose and swollen face:

"Phew! That's them! Beat me to death! ”

The two brothers, Li Yu and Li Zhou, saw the gangsters holding their weapons high and surrounded them, and hurriedly let go of Ding Ning and confronted the gangsters as if they were facing a great enemy.

Although Li Yu and Li Zhou have been practicing sanda for many years, they are still immature high school students after all, and they have just made a move, and they have gained courage for the sake of the beauty, but at this moment, in the face of more than a dozen gangsters with weapons and dancing their teeth and claws, I can't help but feel weak in my heart.

Ding Ning opened his eyes like steamed buns, and saw the rescuers who surrounded Li Yu and Li Zhou at this moment, and his thoughts turned sharply:

"Great, saved, ah, they should be the people Uncle Watermelon said, they are here to save me, that's right! That's it, Uncle Watermelon is very reliable, he should have arranged Plan B to deal with this emergency, and may have arranged the identity of a big brother for me, and watched me order the heroes to complete a wave of counter-killing! ”

Ding Ning looked at the little gangsters and shouted hoarsely:

"You thieves, why did you come! Big brother, I'm about to be beaten to death! Hold them down for me and beat them to death! ”

The watermelon hiding in the crowd looked at Ding Ning with an approving look.

"This kid really has the talent to pretend to be a beep, and he is about to be beaten into a dog and wants to turn the tables against the wind! Attaboy! ”

Tian Ji, who was the leader, was stunned, and looked at Ding Ning, who was beaten into a pig's head, and was furious.

"Grass! Who do you call a thief, you idiot! What's the big brother!? Brothers! Count all three and give me a! ”

The gangsters screamed and rushed up, Li Yu Li Zhou's face changed greatly, only to see countless steel pipes smashed down together, and directly smashed Li Yu to the ground, and then a group of wolf-like thugs surrounded him, and the big foot kicked all the way, Li Yu screamed, and after a while, several big mud footprints were printed on the beloved Meibang, Li Zhou was a little smarter, turned his head and ran, but just a few steps after running was directly slapped on the head by a flying brick, and fell straight to the ground.

As for Ding Ning, he was pressed to the ground by Tian Ji, and that position was where Ding Ning had just pressed the shit, but this time Ding Ning directly pressed his whole body on it, and the three thugs surrounded him and punched and kicked, Ding Ning couldn't even scream, rolling his eyes and living like a dead dog.

A thug kicked Ding Ning and wiped his sweat.

"Hey, why does it stink so much?"

"yes, I smell it too."

The thug sniffed, looked at Ding Ning carefully, and suddenly shouted loudly:

"Big brother! What a! Alas, I'm still the first time I've knocked people out of the! ”

Xiaoxue and Xiaoai covered their faces together, not daring to look at the complaining gaze of the watermelon in the distance.

Tian Ji laughed, strode to Xiaoxue's side, and said proudly with a raised face: "Sister, how is it, brother, am I very good!" ”

Xiaoxue and Xiaoai had already made a decision in their hearts, and resolutely refused to play, this Ding Ning is simply muddy and can't get on the wall, if others know that they know Ding Ning, it will be a shame.

Xiaoxue smiled awkwardly and hurriedly said, "What, little brother is so handsome!" Hehe, hehe, hehe. ”

Tian Ji showed a lewd smile and approached Xiao Ai, Xiao Ai couldn't help but take a step back and hide behind Xiao Xue, Tian Ji saw Xiao Ai's cute reaction, and couldn't help but put his face on it, and wanted to kiss Xiao Ai's tender little face.

"Stop!"

At this moment, a crisp and clear female voice sounded, and Tian Ji only felt a strong force from the back of his neck, and then he was thrown out and smashed on Ding Ning, who was lying on the ground, and Ding Ning screamed miserably.

"Hey, I'll make it! I'm going to die! ”

A figure in a black cloak appeared in front of Xiaoxue with his waist sticking up.

It was a petite girl with a single ponytail, her face was covered with a half-face white mask of a masquerade ball, under the cloak was a women's school uniform of Huangxiang High School, the black silk legs under the pleated skirt were slender and slender, and she was wearing playful brown leather shoes on her feet, and the girl had a simple long sword with a scabbard hanging from her waist, and she was gnawing on half an apple in her mouth.

Everyone looked at the girl standing proudly in surprise, there was a clicking sound like a camera shutter in the void, and a series of huge phantoms appeared behind the girl, and a faint invisible hand smashed countless photos on it, each image was a close-up of the stunned faces of the audience.

The first is the face of the field chicken that was thrown to the ground, and there are two big words written next to it in a box, "What!?" ”

Then there is a close-up of the faces of a dozen thugs pieced together into an image, and the image is accompanied by a dialog box in the style of a comic.

“！！”

“！！！？”

Immediately followed by a close-up of the dying faces of Ding Ning and Li Yu and Li Zhou, who were beaten to death, and the dialog box next to them read:

"Saved!"

"This man... Could it be..."

followed by a close-up of the stunned faces of the onlookers, which was also mixed with the appearance of Uncle Watermelon with a sore face and a sore nose.

The last one is a close-up of Xiaoxue and Xiaoai's mouths growing up, and the dialog box on the side reads:

"Wow, that's handsome!"

"Hero!"

Tian Ji struggled to get up, looked confused, and muttered:

"I'm here, who the hell is this?!"

The girl's eyes under the mask burst into divine light, the corners of her mouth rose, and she quickly gnawed the apple in her hand and threw it on the ground, flicking her cloak fiercely.

"Since you have asked sincerely, then I will tell you with great mercy!"

When the words fell, a passionate BGM suddenly sounded between heaven and earth, which should be the debut song of the night dress masquerade in "Sailor Moon".

The girl raised her snow-white hand and drew a heart in the void.

"To prevent the destruction of the world!"

Watermelon's face changed dramatically when he heard BGM.

"To maintain the peace of the world!"

Xiaoxue Xiaoai couldn't help but squat down and covered her face.

"Carry out love and true sin!"

All the audience members were full of excitement and began to whisper.

"Cute and charming Sailor Hero!"

Ding Ning struggled and complained: "Shouldn't I be a cute and charming villain?" Pokémon Rocket Team you also plagiarize!! ”

The girl opened her arms, floated in the sky and spun around, posed in a particularly classic Sailor Moon pose, and shouted loudly to the audience:

"Audience friends, say my name out loud!"

The onlookers cheered and shouted:

"Lord Death!"

The girl nodded in relief, and the BGM was just over.

Watermelon looked at the girl in the field, and her bald head was covered with cold sweat.

"Grass! I forgot that Huangxiang High School is the territory of the second beep, how could she not come out and pretend to beep with her character! Everything that Lao Tzu worked so hard to arrange has fulfilled her!! ”

Xiaoxue Xiaoai covered her face and communicated in a low voice:

"How did she show up, it's so embarrassing!"

"You have to pretend you don't know her!"

"By the way, don't tell her about 10 million!"

The thugs looked at the girl in front of them, known as the "Grim Reaper", and the girl glanced coldly at a thug with a Mohican hairstyle, and the thug shouted loudly as if he had fallen into an evil spirit:

"Mo Fei, you are the loveliest, best-looking, and invincible messenger of justice, who has destroyed countless evil Death-sama!"

The thug next to him poked Mohican and asked in a low voice:

"You know?"

"Nope! I don't know! It seems that something unclean has come up on me just now, controlling what I said! ”

The Grim Reaper Girl nodded in satisfaction.

"That's right, it's this seat, hmph, you evil guys, in broad daylight, molesting fairy snow and goddess love, don't even make a beep, you obediently crawl over to me, eat this seat of the eternal cloud sword!"

Xiao Xue gritted her teeth and glared at the Grim Reaper girl and scolded in a low voice: "That's why I don't dare to tell this idiot about 10 million!" Every time she helps someone else pretend to beep, she cuts off her beard, it's over, this time the task is 100% blown! ”

Tian Ji looked at the girl in front of him with a confused face, and suddenly remembered that it was this guy who threw himself out just now, and immediately became furious.

"Brothers! the guy! her! ”

The Grim Reaper girl looked at the little gangsters who pounced, stood with her hands in her hands, a wicked smile on the corner of her mouth, and suddenly let out a coquettish shout:

"The war is merciless! You can't take it! ”

Invisibly, it seemed that a big hand caught all the gangsters, the girl's body did not move at all, and all the gangsters were suddenly shocked by the coquettish blow, and smashed on the door number of Huangxiang High School, including the unlucky Ding Ning, and Ding Ning smashed on the word "Xiang" to death.

All the thugs huddled together, and their backs seemed to be glued to the five-meter-high door number.

An old man who came out to walk the birds in the morning and stood in the crowd to watch the excitement let out an exclamation that spread throughout the audience:

"Hitting people is like hanging a painting! With the method of the lion's roar of Buddhism, it can be done like this, what a strong martial arts! ”

A person next to him asked in astonishment:

"Uncle! You can even see the way out, could it be that you are also a master?! ”

"Huh? I don't know what's wrong, as if something got on me and controlled what I said. ”

The watermelon not far away rolled his eyes and muttered in a low voice: "It's really a miracle to pretend to beep, this guy actually uses precious beeps to do such a boring thing, what a special pretending to be a beep expert!" ”

The Grim Reaper Maiden raised her cloak and said lightly:

"It's here, there are still a lot of evils waiting for me in this world, and we will meet later!"

All the audience was controlled by an inexplicable force and couldn't help but applaud.

The Grim Reaper girl smiled, and her figure dissipated like a breeze, ethereal.

Ding Ning, who was dying, hung on the word "Xiang", and looked at the watermelon in the crowd that wanted to hide the big bald head but was extremely shiny.

"I believe you're a ghost... Dead bald people are bad... It's supposed me to be pretending to be a beep..."

In the health room, Ding Ning buried his face in the pillow, ignoring the watermelon next to him and smiling with a smile on his face.

"Oops, who knows that Xiaoxue didn't do it well, it's not to blame uncle, it's all providence, do you understand the providence?"

Ding Ning snorted.

"If I believe in you again, I will be your grandson!"

"Don't, little Ding Ning, don't blame the uncle, this is all Xiaoxue's plan, it has nothing to do with me! Ahem, in this way, let's start the next step, what do you see, it's okay, the sports meeting selection, uncle will definitely help you pretend to be in the sky! ”

Ding Ning pointed to his face, which was blue and purple, and his cheeks were swollen.

"I'm covered in wounds, are you sure? Your broken plan in the morning left me lying in the infirmary all morning! It's nothing, the problem is that I don't dare to go out at all, do you know how my classmates laugh at me? ”

Watermelon scratched his bald head.

"This, it's not bad for me, who told you to forcibly pretend to beep without understanding the situation, and pinched such a big arm for you, you don't have to."

"I'll go! Are you stupid! My arms suddenly became so big, I couldn't balance when I walked, I was limping, how could I fight! ”

"Uncle, my arms are not balanced when I transform, I am still very fierce."

"I'm not you, okay! You tease! Lao Tzu won't play with you anymore! ”

Ding Ning snorted, turned around and didn't want to pay attention to the watermelon.

Watermelon gritted his teeth and said:

"Don't, little Ding Ning, it's the uncle who is not good, in this way, the uncle will help you in a special way, what do you think!"

"How can you help me, isn't your ability to pinch plasticine? I don't have a lot of meat on my body, even if you pinch you, you still have to pinch my little baby away, it's too wasteful! ”

Watermelon nodded and said, "Yes, the uncle's ability is indeed quite limited, you said how good it would be if you were a little fat man, little fat man... That's right! There's a way! ”

The watermelon put his hand deep into the edge of his underwear, pretended to pick it up, and seeing the watermelon's lewd movements, Ding Ning couldn't help but hide a little farther, and said tremblingly: "What are you doing!?" ”

Watermelon squeezed his eyes and said triumphantly: "Ah, this, this is a four-dimensional pocket, the old bird-level beep experts have it, have you seen the robot cat, it's that kind of principle, take out the treasure from it!" ”

"I'll make it, don't you want to be so obscene, people Doraemon dig out their pockets, you dig out your pants!"

"There's no way, when you upgrade, you'll randomly open up a four-dimensional space on the clothes on your body, uncle, I only wore a pair of pants at the time, alas! Got it! ”

Watermelon grinned and grabbed a pan from his pants.

"Dangdang, dang! This is another infinite god costume of the uncle! It is also the foundation of the uncle's life as a chef! It's an uncle's little baby! ”

"I'll make up! I really took the baby out of my pants! Anyway, as a chef, you stuff a pan into your underwear, who would dare to eat what you made!! ”

Ding Ning twisted his stupid face and complained wildly, his voice was as abrupt as a submachine gun, fast and urgent, and a faint green light flashed, but neither the watermelon nor Ding Ning noticed.

Watermelon laughed and said, "Uncle, this frying pan is extraordinary!" The food it cooks can give full play to the properties of the ingredients and is easy for the human body to absorb, and the food it makes is extremely delicious! Now our biggest problem is that you are not a little fat man, this pan can solve the urgent need! “

"What?"

"Uncle uses this to cook a high-fat and high-calorie lunch for you, and then uses the beep catalysis to speed up your excretion and absorption, and you will immediately become a oily and slippery little fat thief!"

"I'll make up! If you have this ability, why don't you raise pigs and get rich! And you're too big! What a fantasy! ”

Watermelon ignored Ding Ning's complaints, touched his bald head and muttered:

"There's nothing more high-calorie and high-fat than sweets... Oh, and cheese, well, that's it! ”

The watermelon took out a large piece of cheese from his underwear, and when he saw the watermelon take out the ingredients, Ding Ning's face turned green.

"I'll make up! You took food from that place, and are you sure I can eat it? Won't spit it out?! ”

Watermelon smiled dryly and pushed Ding Ning aside.

"Don't look at it, just make it later!"

The watermelon closed the curtain on the hospital bed to block Ding Ning's sight, Ding Ning saw the figure of the watermelon flying up and down through the curtain, and after a while, the watermelon brought over a large bowl, and the bowl was fragrant with white soup, which immediately aroused Ding Ning's appetite.

"It's... This is?! ”

"Hahaha, Uncle cooked a fattening soup just for you! Drink it now, it's all meat! Then the uncle will use the beep number to speed up your body's absorption, and you will immediately become a little fat thief! ”

Ding Ning's eyes were completely attracted by the milky white soup, and he drank it in a big bowl, only to feel that the entrance was smooth and delicate, lingering on the tip of the tongue, arousing all the taste buds, and the thick milky fragrance contained countless changes, Ding Ning swore that he had never drunk such a delicious thick soup in his life, and he couldn't wait to swallow his tongue.

As soon as he raised his head and drank cleanly, Ding Ning licked the corners of his mouth, burped comfortably, and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, and picked out a long black and thick hair from between his teeth.

"Huh? This is..."

Watermelon hurriedly snatched the hair from Ding Ning's hand and threw it to the ground.

"Hair, don't worry about the details."

Ding Ning looked at the watermelon with some confusion and touched his big bald head and laughed dryly, always feeling that something was wrong, but he couldn't say it.

"Uncle, what's next?"

"Uh-huh, look at Uncle!"

The watermelon snapped his fingers, and Ding Ning immediately felt that his stomach was like a small motor, his originally bulging stomach was instantly flattened, but his body was visibly inflated, and his thin and thin little arms were covered with a circle of fat.

"Wow wow! And it worked! ”

Watermelon looked up and laughed: "Look, Uncle's method works!" ”

"Awesome! Uncle, let's continue! ”

"Okay!"

Just when Ding Ning laboriously drank the fifth bowl of fattening soup, Ding Ning finally couldn't help but spit it out, even if this fattening soup was extremely delicious, but it was extremely greasy, Ding Ning almost pinched his nose before drinking the third bowl, if he was allowed to continue drinking, he would doubt that he would die of exhaustion.

The watermelon frowned, turned out Ding Ning's prayer card and said: "You were originally 87 catties, but these five big bowls have only risen by 10 catties, which is not enough at all, it has not broken 100, and it should be almost the same to drink ten bowls." ”

"Don't, uncle, please, I really can't drink it, I'm going to die."

"Okay, ten pounds of extra meat is just enough to pinch two arms for you, and by the way, you can pinch some chest muscles."

"Uncle, pinch my leg first, it should be a running test in the afternoon, you calculate the time, don't pinch and set the shape for hours, this time an hour is enough, and then pinch my arm, I'll throw the shot put."

"Gotcha!"

The watermelon put on a red bare hand and pinched Ding Ning's thighs, Ding Ning only felt that the two firewood sticks were puffing up a circle of muscles as if they were inflated, and his face was full of excitement.

Ding Ning jumped out of bed and patted his powerful thighs with satisfaction, suddenly feeling a little unnatural.

"Uncle, you pinched your legs, but you didn't pinch your feet!"

Watermelon patted her head awkwardly.

"Haha, I almost forgot, but there's not enough plasticine... That's right! ”

The watermelon wiped Ding Ning's feet, and Ding Ning was pleasantly surprised to see that his feet had become thicker.

"It's a shame that you've been beaten all over the bag, and these big bags are just enough!"

Ding Ning jumped excitedly, only to feel that his body was as light as a swallow, and his legs were full of strength. Ding Ning's silly face was full of ecstasy, as if he had seen the scene of himself winning the first place in the sports meeting.

Uncle Watermelon stared at Ding Ning's prayer card and said: "It's no problem this time, the agility is piled up directly to 14, which is absolutely enough for you, the agility attribute of the Olympic champion is only 16, and the physical strength has also increased from 4 to 7 points, you just don't run for a long time, you, you are too thin, and the nutrition can't keep up, in the future, the uncle will make you more delicious food, and your body will be conditioned and conditioned, at least you can improve the attribute by five or six points." ”

Ding Ning nodded excitedly.

"Good! Thank you, uncle! You're such a nice guy! The food you cook is actually delicious, but I don't want to eat such greasy fattening soup in my life, by the way, uncle, you should pay attention in the future, don't always lose your hair in the soup. ”

"Well, I'll pay attention."

Ding Ning walked to the window and looked condescendingly at the playground outside the window, where there were already many students, Ding Ning's mouth had a wicked smile on the corner, and his eyes burst with divine light.

Hmph, athletic meeting? I'm here, so that you mortals can see the rise of this seat with your own eyes and forge a legend! Aha