Ding Ning looked at the huge flying saucer smashed on the playground in front of him in a daze, and looked at his right hand in disbelief.

"I'll take it, Uncle Watermelon's arrangement is too sudden! Before the sports meeting is over, why are aliens arranging for aliens to attack the earth?! I'm not ready to put this beep yet! ”

Xiaoxue also leaned over to the watermelon and whispered, "Uncle, did you really arrange for aliens to attack the earth?" ”

Xiao Ai frowned and pouted: "Uncle, you're too wasteful, it takes thousands of beeps to arrange for aliens to attack the earth!" ”

The watermelon scratched the big bald head with an innocent face: "No, I didn't arrange it, God knows where this flying saucer came from!" ”

Everyone looked at the smoke-emitting saucer in amazement, and a door opened from the bottom of the saucer, and three blue humanoids with big, insect-like eyes gurgled out.

Xiaoxue pulled the corner of the watermelon's clothes.

"Uncle, what are those aliens talking about, can you use your prayer card to translate it!"

Watermelon snapped his fingers, summoned his wish card and dotted on it, and at the same time waved his hand to block the perception of the people around him with a beep, and the wish card emitted an electronic synthesis sound, translating the language of those aliens:

"Earthlings, we are pentosaurinarians, we are here with peace and sincerity, didn't we just visit the government of your earthlings, and the exchange was very pleasant? Why did you suddenly use weapons of mass destruction against us?! ”

Watermelon touched his bald head and nodded at the prayer card floating in mid-air, and the prayer card appeared like a supercomputer with a light blue light screen, which showed a brief information about the pentabody.

"Found it, pental-solar-people, a peace-loving cosmic race, although they have strong scientific and technological capabilities, but they have a docile temperament, and like to shuttle through the universe to help some backward civilizations, uh, there is more detailed information on the prayer card, they should be diplomats of pentosorals, this flying saucer flew from the southeast sea, and just visited the head of state..."

Xiao Ai patted her bulging chest and let out a sigh: "That, it's just a misunderstanding, I really thought that aliens attacked the earth, ah, did there be aliens and the earth to establish diplomacy, does it mean that we can also travel to aliens in the future?" ”

Xiaoxue said with a smile: "This Ding Ning is really weak enough, throw a shot put and knock down the passing aliens, haha, explain, just clear up the misunderstanding..."

Just when Watermelon was about to go out of the crowd to negotiate with the aliens, Ding Ning shouted "wow":

"Humph! Really! I just had a feeling in my heart that I found out that you disgusting and ugly reptiles harbor evil intentions! Say! Are you not going to invade the earth! Hum! This seat will not please you! The unicorn arm of this seat is already on fire!! ”

Hearing Ding Ning screaming like a chicken, all the onlookers became nervous, and the riot began to expand inexorably.

"Yikes! It's really aliens! ”

"Flying saucers! Flying saucer! It's really a flying saucer! ”

"Are aliens really going to attack Earth?"

"The end of the world is coming!"

The alien who walked out of the flying saucer looked confused, and Ding Ning was still squeaking and screaming to himself, and the five-body star led by him turned out the universal translation machine in the universe, understood Ding Ning's words, and the big insect compound eyes trembled in panic, and quickly used the machine to change the words into Chinese and shouted:

"Hey! No! We are penta-solar! We are not trying to invade the planet... We..."

Ding Ning rushed forward with a "whoop", and smashed his raised right arm in the face with a fist on the alien who led him, and the alien was immediately knocked away, smashed into the flying saucer, and the translation equipment smashed on the ground and turned into pieces.

The two penta-body figures on the side widened their eyes and grunted.

The watermelon's prayer card naturally and faithfully translated the words of the five-body star in front of the three watermelons.

"Savage earthlings! What are you doing! How can you harm the citizens of the universe at will! ”

"I warn you! You've violated the laws of the universe by striking at us now for no reason! Do you want to start a war with our pental-body star?! ”

Ding Ning's eyes were red, he couldn't understand the words of the five-body star at all, at this moment Ding Ning's heart was full of excitement, he saw all his classmates staring at him with wide eyes and a shocked face, he was intoxicated in his own world as if he had become a great hero who led mankind to fight against the evil cosmic creatures!

"Hmph, you dirty and ugly aliens, don't think that there are no heroes in this land, I, Ding Ning! Righteous buddy! Crush your plot today! ”

Ding Ning secretly glanced at the watermelon in the crowd, squeezed his eyes, and motioned for the watermelon to play BGM.

Watermelon looked at Ding Ning dumbfounded, and muttered, "I'm going to make a big slot, this kid is really... Regardless of it, I just want to pretend to beep..."

At this moment, the frightened voice of Li Dali, the director of discipline, sounded on the school's radio loudspeaker:

"Students! Emergencies! There are aliens attacking the earth, please return to the classroom quickly to study... Grass, no! Please return to the classroom immediately and hold a class meeting under the guidance of the teachers! ”

Li Dali, who was in the radio room, was obviously frightened by 10,000 points, and his speech became incoherent, and he inadvertently pressed the radio button on the side, and a burst of passionate music resounded throughout the school.

Hearing this music, Ding Ning thought it was the BGM prepared for him by watermelon, and immediately the whole person was on fire.

"Ahhh Evil creatures! Eat Lao Tzu with a slap of silence! ”

Ding Ning slapped a five-body star in the face, directly knocking the five-body star to the ground, and at this time, a female voice also sounded in the radio speaker:

"The ninth set of broadcast gymnastics, start now! One two three four! Two-two-three-four..."

Ding Ning was stunned, he only felt that this BGM was a little unworthy of his heroic deeds, but he didn't think too much about it, hehe smiled evilly and walked towards the remaining trembling five-body starman, the five-body starman's eyes rolled wildly, his voice became trembling, and the watermelon's prayer card sounded an electronic synthesis voice:

"You, you, you! What do you want! I'm telling you! I've called the police! You're finished! Don't come here! “

Ding Ning smiled and rubbed his fists and pounced, riding on the body of the five-body star, his fist fell like raindrops, and soon beat the five-body star man to cry and call his mother.

Just as Ding Ning laughed and hammered the aliens, a student in the crowd shouted, "Stop fighting!" Stop it! Watch the news! ”

"It's on the news! This alien should be the five-body star diplomat who visited the Southeast Sea today! ”

"The Führer officially received the peace messenger of the Pentarus at noon today, and announced the existence of the Pentarsus to the world..."

"The Pensolarans promise to share one hundred and forty-seven scientific achievements with Earth..."

"There are three hundred and forty-seven large spaceships parked outside the Earth on the Pentasomy planet..."

Ding Ning's eyes widened when he heard the exclamations of his classmates, and he looked at the watermelons in the crowd at a loss.

The sound of watermelon suddenly sounded from the bottom of his heart.

"Yes, you hit the wrong person, I didn't arrange this..."

The five-body star who was pressed to the ground and dying by Ding Ning made a weak sound, and the watermelon hurriedly used the prayer card to translate the language of the five-body star, and turned the voice to the maximum so that everyone could hear it.

"You dare to hit me... You dare to hit me... I am the second prince of the penta-body star... I've posted a distress signal... You're waiting for me... The pentasomy will officially declare war on Earth!! ”.

I'm most afraid of the sudden silence of the air...

Ding Ning's stupid face was distorted, and he glanced around in a daze, and everywhere he looked, everyone looked confused.

Ding Ning looked pitifully in the direction of the watermelon, but found that the obscene big bald head and Xiaoxue Xiaoai had long since disappeared...

There was a shrill siren from outside the school, and a team of explosion-proof policemen rushed in full armor, and countless swarthy muzzles of guns were immediately pointed at Ding Ning, who looked confused.

"That little man! You're suspected of hurting your interstellar friends, and you've been arrested! ”

Ding Ning, who was squatting in the cell, was still in a state of confusion, and the news broadcast on the TV in the police station came to his ears:

"According to this station, the flying saucer of the penta-body was shot down by the criminals who had been in ambush for a long time when they passed by Huangxiang High School in Zhonghai City, and the criminals were extremely rampant and injured the second prince of the five-body star, as well as the two five-body people diplomats who accompanied him, and were finally arrested by the police and have now been taken into custody. The impact of this event was extremely bad, the pentabody people conveyed a declaration of war signal to the earth, and the 347 space warships stationed in outer space opened fire every day... Relevant experts predict that at this moment, the earth is at a critical point of life and death, and the end of the world may come in advance... The criminal's name is Ding Ning, and he is seventeen years old... Grass, I really want to kill this idiot! Ahem, let's take a look at some other news, there was a fierce discussion on this matter on the Internet, and ninety-nine percent of netizens proposed to hand over Ding Ning to the Pentars to calm the anger of the Pentars..."

A full eight hours of interrogation and preaching tortured Ding Ning to the ground, and even documents came from the Southeast China Sea, and a big man who came in a hurry personally interrogated Ding Ning, and finally Ding Ning vaguely heard some discussions, and the angry five-body star people had already aimed all their guns at the earth, and the war was about to break out.

Ding Ning squatted on the ground with a sad face, and the ground was full of words he wrote with his fingers, the most of which was "Will I knock on the watermelon!" ”

Ding Ning fell into great fear, the anger of the pentabody is not trivial, it is very likely that the earth will be buried for Ding Ning, and the best and best result is to sacrifice Ding Ning alone. If this is the case, in a sense, Ding Ning can be regarded as saving the earth, but not as a hero, but as the culprit who caused the great war, and then was executed by the pental-body stars in the eyes of the world...

Gritting his teeth and cursing, the clock pointed to three o'clock in the morning, Ding Ning didn't dare to fall asleep at all, he knew that at dawn, it was the time to announce his end, this time, greedily take a look at the world, and scold more watermelons is commendable.

Burying his face deep in his knees, faintly, Ding Ning heard a snap of his fingers, and a wisp of tobacco smell entered his nose, and then a somewhat hoarse but magnetic voice sounded.

"Alas... Can you please save me some snacks..."

Ding Ning raised his head suddenly, and in front of him was Xu Fan, who was smoking a cigarette carelessly, and the place he was in was no longer a temporary cell in the police station, but a dim hall on the first floor of the Tea Cat's House!

Ding Ning rubbed his eyes vigorously, the tea-green arrangement, the quiet bar, and the quartz clock that swayed slowly but always pointed to 3:33, the cat named Mustard was lying at his feet and napping comfortably, Xu Fan put his hand in his trouser pocket and smiled at him with a cigarette.

Watermelon and Xiaoxue Xiaoai sat on the sofa on the side with a depressed face, cold as a knife holding their arms, hehe sneered, a girl who had never seen her was lying on the sofa covered with a quilt and snoring evenly, Xiao Phantom sat quietly in the corner holding the big book, and her big eyes winked at Ding Ning.

Ding Ning jumped up in surprise and hugged Xu Fan's thigh and cried bitterly.

"Wow! Wow wow! Boss! You are really my Ding Ning's reborn parents! Woooooooooo ”

Xu Fan took a puff of cigarette and whispered:

"Well, tomorrow's sun... I probably can't see it..."

"Gah?!"

"Ah, it's okay, by the way, Watermelon, on this first day, your mission failed."

Watermelon hurriedly hummed:

"How can you blame me for the big watermelon?! My plan is perfect, okay?! Hero Project, how many times have we played it! All I can say is that this kid is the best! ”

Leng Rudao hugged his arm and sneered coldly: "Don't say that I didn't let you, since you failed, it's up to me next, and the ten million is also mine." ”

Hearing the words that were as cold as a knife, the sleeping girl suddenly sat up.

"What 10 million?!"

Xiao Fan also heard this sentence and covered his mouth in surprise.

Xiaoxue and Xiaoai hurriedly came to the side of the girl who woke up and explained.

Xu Fan pointed to the girl and introduced to Ding Ning: "This, Chu Xiyao, you didn't see her yesterday, she was sleeping at the time. The laziest of our seven deacons, by the way, there is another deacon you haven't met, she skipped work again today, and you will see it when you have a chance. ”

Ding Ning looked at the sleepy-eyed girl who got up, this is the maid hospitality that Ding Ning accidentally saw yesterday when he followed the watermelon to the rooftop, although it was only a quick glance, but the beautiful appearance left a deep impression on Ding Ning.

Chu Xiyao looked up at her pretty face, gritted her teeth and listened to Xiaoxue Xiaoai's report, her pretty face without powder was like a bright moon, her eyes were as beautiful as stars, and her facial features were perfect not like people in the world, Ding Ning confirmed that when she saw Chu Xiyao yesterday, Chu Xiyao was wearing heavy makeup, but at this moment, Chu Xiyao's face was more moving than heavy makeup, as beautiful as a fairy in the mortal world, and as charming as a demon fox who has practiced for thousands of years, Ding Ning swore that he had never seen such a stunner in his life, Chu Xiyao was thousands of times better looking than the stars on TV, Xiao Ai, who can be regarded as a stunning beauty, is also inferior to Chu Xiyao by three points in appearance.

Seeing Ding Ning's motionless and stupid appearance, Watermelon stepped forward and slapped Ding Ning awake with eyebrows:

"Do you think Miss Chu looks better without makeup than with makeup? The eldest lady deliberately put on ugly makeup, otherwise she can cause endless trouble just by her appearance, hey, wipe your saliva! ”

After listening to Xiao Xue and Xiao Ai's explanations, Chu Xiyao shouted loudly in a soft voice: "Hey! It's not fair! The knife and the uncle bet, why not Miss Ben! Miss Ben is also an expert in beeping! ”

Xiao Phantom also raised his hand and shook his snow-white little arm excitedly.

"And a little fantasy! Little Fantasy too! Xiao Phantom is also an expert in beeping! ”

But no one paid attention to Xiao Fan, everyone regarded Xiao Fan as air, Xiao Fan shook his hand for a long time and found that no one paid attention to her, so he could only pout and squat down aggrievedly.

Xu Fan covered his face and said: "Is it Infinite Deacon, you all call yourself an expert in pretending to be a beep, this name is good... Okay, okay, it's rare that Miss Chu is interested, so this task is good for you. ”

Chu Xiyao shouted excitedly: "Then the next day, Miss Ben will use her means!" ”

Leng Rudao frowned.

"You lazy pig don't have to compare at all, you will definitely fail, don't waste your time, okay?"

Chu Xiyao pouted and snorted, "Hey, don't forget that Miss Ben is the only genius with two extreme attributes!" This little task is just a small case for Miss Ben! ”

"Extreme attributes?"

Hearing the new vocabulary, Ding Ning raised his head a little confused.

Watermelon explained in a whisper beside Ding Ning:

"The extreme attribute is the highest attribute that this world can bear, the extreme value of strength, physical agility is fifty, the extreme value of intellectual charm and luck is twenty, Miss Chu's charm and luck are extreme, don't underestimate the extreme attribute, any attribute that enters the extreme value is the realm of God, for example, you used the shot put ball that bombarded the sky today, reaching forty points of strength, and the flying saucer is not made of mud, only a nuclear bomb can hurt its skin, but under forty points of strength, it is the same as a paper paste, if it is fifty points of extreme power, That flying saucer has turned to dust, and so on, you know how terrifying the extreme attribute is. “

Ding Ning nodded his head hurriedly, his eyes were once again attracted by the angry Chu Xiyao, and the watermelon grinned lewdly:

"Why, do you feel the wonder of the charm of the twenty-point extreme? Isn't it often scored on the Internet, what a seven-point beauty and a nine-point beauty, there has never been a very beautiful woman, about according to this standard, Chu Xiyao is a twenty-point beauty, a point of a world, haha. ”

Ding Ning looked at the watermelon stupidly and asked, "Uncle Watermelon, didn't you say that the ten-point attribute is a normal attribute of human beings?" ”

Watermelon nodded: "Yes, ten points is actually an extreme value, it is an extreme value that normal people can achieve through various normal means, anyone can achieve ten points of attribute through acquired exercise, but it is very difficult to go up, it stands to reason that the average attribute of human beings should be seven points." ”

Ding Ning cheered: "Haha, that's the case, I thought my six-point intelligence was too low, it seems that it is not much worse than the average!" ”

Watermelon picked his nose and said lightly: "There are actually a lot of fools in this world, and there are many who have not read, which lowers the average, and the average intelligence of the entire human race is seven points, but... Let me tell you this, the average intelligence in your school is 10, so your 6-point IQ is really not enough..."

Xu Fan pushed his glasses and said helplessly:

"Watermelon, your intelligence is seven..."

Ding Ning opened his nostrils and looked at the proud watermelon with a painful face, the watermelon touched the big bald head and smiled:

"What! Originally, my big watermelon's intelligence was the first to last in the tea cat house, and now I have given this throne to young people! Isn't it tall to be taller than him?! ”

"Rub! It's just a little higher, what kind of energy are you proud of! I kind of get it! You're such a bastard! This bit of intelligence is here to help me beep! No wonder Lao Tzu was cheated into a dog by you today!! ”

Just when Ding Ning was complaining loudly with grief and indignation, Leng Rudao finally reached some kind of agreement with Chu Xiyao, obviously Leng Rudao was no match for Chu Xiyao's nonsense, so he could only back down.

Chu Xiyao picked up the black cat soy sauce that was squatting aside, and laughed arrogantly:

"Then, the soy sauce and mustard are also in a group with me, and Miss Ben will help Xiao Ding Ning to pretend to beep tomorrow! By the way, don't tell Er Bili about 10 million, if you tell her, she will rob it too! ”

Ding Ning looked at Xu Fan with a pitiful face.

"But... Haven't you already messed up today? I'm a sinner for all mankind now... Now that I've escaped, will the Pentarians attack Earth tomorrow... What are you pretending to beep... Boss, you're okay, help me..."

Xu Fan dusted off his cigarette ashes, looked at the watch on his wrist and smiled slightly.

"It's okay, if you mess up, you can mess up, it's okay, it's just when the time comes..."

Xu Fan picked up the fat cat mustard and walked to the quartz clock that always pointed to 3:33, stretched out his finger and pointed at the clock face, the clock face emitted bursts of ripples like flowing water, emitting a blue glow to illuminate the entire hall, Xu Fan's fingers gently plucked the hour, minute, and second hand on the clock face counterclockwise, and turned twice along the dial, when the hand, minute, and second hand returned to 3:33 again.

After doing everything, Xu Fan stretched his waist and said with a smile:

"That's right, Ding Ning, you go up and choose a room in a while, let's stay in the tea cat house tonight, one of the eight rooms is just reserved for you, Xiao Ai Xiaoxue will also live in your room at night, don't go home so late..."

Ding Ning watched Xu Fan climb the stairs, and hurriedly pulled the watermelon and asked:

"Uncle Watermelon! What do you mean, boss! The earth is almost gone, and you are still sleeping?! Find a way to save me! That's right! Beep! Isn't it possible to adjust cause and effect with the number of beeps?! ”

Watermelon laughed and patted Ding Ning on the shoulder.

"It's okay, you just sleep in peace, go to school normally tomorrow, don't worry about so much, when you wake up, you will find that the world is still that world, hahahaha."

Watermelon waved his hand and walked up the stairs with his fat ass twisting.

Seeing that everyone followed up to the third floor, Ding Ning grabbed his hair in distress, Xiao Fan walked up to Ding Ning and said with a smile:

"Ding Ning, don't worry, the boss said it's okay, it's definitely okay, just believe him, after all, only the boss of this tea cat house is reliable... Come, I'll take you to your room! ”

Ding Ning looked at Xiao Phantom and said with a wry smile:

"Little Fantasy, what do you think I should do... Yes... I'm going to die, I'm going to die..."

"It's okay, really!"

"Alas, why am I so envious of you all of a sudden, I also hope to have the ability to automatically stealth, no one can notice me..."

Xiao Fan looked at Ding Ning with an embarrassed face, his good-looking brows furrowed, and he pitifully pointed at his index finger.

Following Xiao Phantom into the room on the third floor, Ding Ning looked around, this room is ordinary, the layout is very simple but very spacious and bright, simple bed, ordinary tables and chairs, and a large wardrobe, built-in toilet, Xiao Phantom helped make the bed, and said with a smile:

"This room has not been lived in for a long time, but Xiao Yu has been cleaned every day, and this will be your room in the future."

Ding Ning nodded and smiled at Xiao Huan, sat on the chair in frustration, and opened the drawer casually, there were some bits and pieces in the drawer, and there was a diary printed with Peppa Pig, Ding Ning opened the diary casually, and there was a large line of words written crookedly in it:

"The Emperor will never give in! I want to go against the sky! ”

Ding Ning couldn't help but be shocked when he saw the dog's licking handwriting, and hurriedly turned to the title page of the diary, only to see a name signed on it, and the strength was through the back of the paper!

"I am the Emperor of the Heavens! Dragon! Proud! Sky! ”

Xiao Phantom made up the bed and stroked the hair that hung down to his forehead.

"Rest early, tomorrow morning Xiao Phantom will wake you up and go to school, then good night~"

Ding Ning nodded, watched Xiao Fan walk out of the room and closed the door, hurriedly jumped on the bed with the notebook, opened the notebook and looked through it carefully, the tiger's body shook again and again!

This notebook should be left by the previous owner of the room, which is densely filled with words like dog licking, but the content of the text is earth-shattering, and the beginning is a paragraph: "My dragon is proud of the sky through the infinite plane, creating countless miracles, comprehending the ancient and modern exercises, defeating all the enemies, killing all the enemies, and finally invincible in the world, only feeling that life is lonely like snow, and no one can match the endless plane, and now the ascension is imminent, leaving a book of heaven here to look forward to someone who is destined to pass on my Taoism, this skill is a shocking skill in history, once practiced, the wind and clouds change, and the ghosts and gods are easy, Heaven and earth shake! I hope that future generations will practice hard and prove that the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth will stand side by side with me to solve the loneliness of eternity. ”

"What the hell~?! Grass, the second disease! “

Ding Ning threw the notebook directly under the bed, only to feel extremely bored inside.

"Lao Tzu believed your ghost and said help me pretend to beep, and Lao Tzu has become the public enemy of all mankind! I'm going to die every minute! It's all neurotic! None of them are reliable! ”

Ding Ning jumped to the window angrily, the silhouettes of spaceships faintly appeared in the black and oppressive sky, Ding Ning naturally knew that it was the battleship of the five-body starman, if they found themselves running away early tomorrow morning, they would definitely launch the Star Destroyer Cannon without hesitation!

Ding Ning lay back on the bed with a bitter face, his heart was beating all day and his heart was extremely tired, in a trance, Ding Ning closed his eyes and fell asleep...

"Ding Ning... Ding Ning..."

Ding Ning slowly opened his eyes, and what caught his eyes was Xiao Huan's sweet smile.

"Hmm, what time is it?"

"It's half past six! Get up! I'm going to school today! ”

"What kind of school, the world is almost over, the sky is full of spaceships, when will they shoot... Let me sleep a little longer..."

Xiao Phantom wrinkled his cute little nose and pulled Ding Ning, who turned over.

"Get up! There are no spaceships! Hurry up! If you don't get up, you'll be late! ”

Ding Ning rubbed his eyes, pointed out the window and shouted:

"So many ships... Alas?! What about the spaceship?! ”

Ding Ning jumped up, poked his head out of the window, and looked at the sky with a confused expression.

Xiao Phantom covered his mouth and chuckled: "Okay, there are no spaceships, time has been reset, welcome back to yesterday!" ”

"What?!"