Volume 1 Zhonghai City's Super Beep Expert Chapter 7 Pit Daddy's Sports Day

Syllable!

Command the gun!

Ding Ning crossed his arms with an evil smile on his face.

The figure is like electricity, the long legs are like practice, and he crosses Huang Jingze who is carrying a turtle shell in a row, surpasses Li Yu who is lying on the ground with a shocked face, and steps on the face of Li Zhou, who is confused, and finally kicks Li Dali, the training director who is squeaking and screaming, and turns in the air in a gorgeous 3,600-degree turn, dancing like a whirlwind, and Lu Li's coquettish voice is in his ears.

"So handsome! Too handsome, Ding Ning! I'm going to marry you! ”

Fairy Snow and Goddess Love cheers.

"Ding Ning, Ding Ning, come on! Ding Ning, Ding Ning, you are the best! ”

Ding Ning, who was flying in the sky, surpassed one classmate after another, and finally landed at the finish line in the shock of the audience, posing with a cow beep,

The old man knelt directly on the ground and wept bitterly.

"Ding Ning! You are the light of hope for our class! You're the best beep! ”

The bald old Yao thumped Ding Ning's legs with an obscene face.

"Brother Ning, forgive me, this old turtle for tearing up your book, I have a few playboy books, please smile if you are careful."

Guo Xiaoxiao, who was full of acne, kneaded Ding Ning's shoulder.

"Brother Ning, our whole class thinks of you!"

Aha

"Silly fart, little chick, hurry up!"

Qiu Tian, a classmate and a member of the sports committee, slapped Ding Ning back to reality, Ding Ning rubbed his head and nodded.

"Alas, good~!"

Not far from a track, a slender figure rushed to the finish line, and the boy behind him was far behind, and at the moment when the boy rushed to the finish line, the screams of countless girls spread throughout the audience.

"Mistress! Mistress! ”

"Ou Ruoqing! Ou Ruoqing! ”

"Wow!! ~So handsome~"

"I'm going to give you a monkey!"

"He's seen it! Yes~!!! ”

Ding Ning flattened his mouth, and looked at the handsome and elegant boy with disdain, that boy is the school grass of Huangxiang High School, Ou Ruoqing, the noble son of the Ou family, if Lu Lili is the dream lover of all the boys in the school, then this Ou Ruoqing is the prince charming of all girls, and the word perfect is the portrayal of this big boy with a sunny smile, he drank mineral water, hung a white towel on his shoulder, nodded and smiled politely and kept a distance at the girls on the side, and the sweat sprinkled in the air was shiny like pearls.

The lowest dick in the school, Ding Ning, naturally envied, jealous, and hated this perfect noble son.

"Hmph, you mortals, wait for this seat to scare you!"

Ding Ning stood on the starting line and saw the watermelon and Xiaoxue Xiaoai hiding in the crowd from a distance, the watermelon was wearing a snow-white chef's uniform, affecting the perception of the people around him with the number of beeps, everyone thought that the watermelon was the fat master in the canteen, so his appearance here was not abrupt.

Xiao Ai poked the watermelon with some concern: "Uncle Watermelon, are you sure that there will be no problem this time, how can I have a bad premonition." ”

The watermelon did not respond to Xiaoxue, and his eyes followed the girls who were running in the distance, and the snow-white thighs and the little white rabbit jumping up and down in the violent running attracted the watermelon's saliva to flow.

Xiaoxue grabbed the watermelon's ear.

"Uncle Color! Can you serve a snack? ”

The watermelon covered her ears and sighed twice.

"An, it's absolutely no problem this time, I pinched that kid's legs strongly, sprinting or something is not a challenge, if this doesn't work, it can only mean that this kid is too idiotic..."

Syllable!

Command the gun!

All the contestants swooped out, and Ding Ning tripped on his left foot, and his stupid face slammed on the ground again.

Xiaoxue Xiaoai covered her face in unison, and the watermelon muttered to herself, "Forehead... Really... He's an idiot, pure..."

Ding Ning hurriedly got up, ignored his nose and nosebleed, opened his legs, and ran up screaming.

At this moment, Ding Ning is like a wild dog that has escaped the leash, opening his teeth and dancing his claws, but his speed is extremely fast, even if he is a big step behind, but under those powerful legs, Ding Ning has surpassed one girl after another... In the end, in everyone's shocked faces, Ding Ning crossed the finish line above the first girl, knelt on the ground violently, and let out a victorious howl with his hands facing the sky.

"Aha! I won! I'm the best beep! ”

The three watermelons covered their faces stiffly.

The referee walked up to Ding Ning and directly slapped Ding Ning's chicken nest head.

"You idiot! You're running the wrong lap! It's the men's 100-meter dash over there! This is the women's race!! ”

Watermelon said weakly: "I finally understand that the 3S-level task does not refer to the danger of the task, but the probability of the task being completed..."

Xiao Ai covered her face: "I finally understand what it means to have 6 points of intelligence..."

Xiaoxue bit her lip and clenched her little fist tightly: "Hmph, hum, this kind of difficulty is interesting, otherwise how can I reflect my genius Xue's means!" ”

Ding Ning squatted outside the toilet aggrievedly, and the three watermelons gathered around Ding Ning and tried their best to show a gentle smile to cheer Ding Ning on.

"Don't be discouraged! Xiao Ding Ning, you did a good job, although you ran on the wrong track, but at least you outperformed the girls, and your classmates will be embarrassed to laugh at you in the future, you are not even as good as girls, you are already better than girls! ”

"Chicks, in fact, you can do better, work harder, you have to be confident!"

"Don't worry, there is no mud that my genius snow can't support the wall, although you are a little thin, but it is wrapped in us!"

Ding Ning raised his head pitifully and looked at the three of them smiling, wiped his tears and nodded.

"Well, the next part is to throw the shot put..."

The watermelon put on a red bare hand and grabbed Ding Ning's little arm.

"Don't be afraid, there won't be a problem this time, Uncle will squeeze your right hand with all his might, and scare them to death for a while!"

Under the red light, Ding Ning's right hand swelled as if it was inflated, and after a while, it turned into a powerful giant hand.

Xiaoxue looked at Ding Ning's prayer card and nodded.

"Yes, this time the effect is better, the right hand strength has reached 20 points! This statistic is terrifying, and it can be regarded as a little superman. ”

Ding Ning looked at his right hand with some frustration, and the watermelon hurriedly said:

"Don't be discouraged, don't believe you! It's really Superman! ”

Ding Ning casually smashed his fist on the wall behind him, and there was a loud noise, and the wall immediately smashed a big hole under Ding Ning's iron fist.

Before Ding Ning could scream excitedly, there were bursts of frightened female voices from behind the wall.

"Ah!! How the toilet wall is cracked! ”

"There's hooligans out there!"

"Looks like a chick!!"

Ding Ning hurriedly slapped his face, trying to hide his face and run away, but he forgot that his right hand already had superhuman strength, and slapped his face fiercely, and the thin and thin little body immediately turned around in the air three thousand six hundred degrees, and nosebleeds sprayed out.

Xiao Ai's eyes widened.

"me, I've never seen anyone fan themselves so beautiful..."

Ignoring the cute little love, Watermelon and Xiaoxue hurriedly turned their heads and ran away after seeing that something was wrong.

By the time Xiao Ai realized that something was wrong, Xiao Xue and the watermelon had already run away.

Thanks to Xiao Ai, she still has a little conscience, and in a hurry, she dragged the dying Ding Ning into the men's toilet.

There are two boys in the men's toilet who are happily competing to see who pees high,

"Dogs! Look at my water cannon! Hahahaha, you can't win me! ”

"You're too naΓ―ve, Ergou, Lao Tzu's Italian cannon hasn't been used yet!"

When they saw their dream lover Xiao Ai dragging Ding Ning into the toilet, the two boys turned pale with fright, and their urine stopped swishing.

Xiao Ai made a "shhhh

"Leave us alone, you go on."

Xiao Ai squatted on the ground with a serious face, listening to the screams of the girls outside the door:

"Sisters! Search! ”

"I seem to see two perverts!"

"Those two perverts won't be able to run far!"

The two boys were ashamed and indignant, subconsciously thinking that the two perverts shouted by the girls were them, and the urine fell tricklingly, and they didn't have time to shake it after urinating, and they put on their pants with a red face and rushed out of the door.

Xiao Ai waved her little fist fiercely behind them.

"You two are not allowed to tell me about seeing me! Otherwise, whether it's a water dragon cannon or an Italian cannon, you'll both have to die! ”

The two boys nodded their heads and fled.

Ding Ning struggled to get up, and said with a sad face:

"What should I do, those girls saw me, woo woo, it seems that my perverted name can't be washed off..."

Xiao Ai patted Ding Ning on the shoulder.

"It's okay, in fact, everyone has already called you a pervert, but you haven't had time to know, last night you wore little pants on the ground and wrote that I was an idiot, and the matter of bowing and worshipping had already been posted on Weibo by Wang Yuan of the third class, with 130,000 reads, and more than 16,000 likes, and all the comments were perverted..."

Ding Ning's tears poured down, and he couldn't help but slap himself in a big mouth, he forgot that his right hand had superhuman strength, and this slap directly slapped himself away and plunged into the urinal.

Xiao Ai tried hard to pull out Ding Ning, who was bleeding from his head, Ding Ning was full of urine stains, embarrassed, Xiao Ai pinched her nose and frowned her good-looking brows:

"I really can't stand you anymore, do you have masochistic tendencies? Always like to slap yourself! Xiao Ai pointed to the urinal and asked: "But what is this, the first time people enter the men's toilet, alas, it's so interesting, why are there so many small basins in the men's toilet, why is the basin so smelly, is it used by you boys to wash their feet?" ”

Ding Ning took off the dirty T-shirt on his body, threw it into the trash can, turned on the faucet and rinsed his hair, the tap water was extremely cold, but Ding Ning had to use this ice water to wash his body, and his face was blue from the cold, and he naturally ignored the curious little love.

Xiao Ai blinked her big eyes, excitedly took out her mobile phone and urinal, and took a selfie, muttering in her mouth:

"Hey, hey, hey, unlock a new map, the mysterious men's restroom! Tell Xiaoxue for a while, envy her to death! ”

Ding Ning rinsed his chicken nest head, his hair became smooth under the washing of the water, and it was attached to Ding Ning's cheeks, revealing a delicate face that had been hidden by the chicken nest head.

Xiao Ai looked at the long-sleeved T-shirt that was thrown into the trash by Ding Ning, and then looked at Ding Ning's shivering appearance, she couldn't help but feel compassion, took off the bright yellow coat she put on her body, and said with a grin:

"Hey, little chick, this girl is very merciful, you will wear this in a moment, alas? I really didn't see it, you look pretty good with a different hairstyle, a bit like a girl~"

Ding Ning took the coat handed over by Xiao Ai and looked at Xiao Ai with a smile.

No one had ever been so kind to him, and at this moment he seemed to see an angel smiling at him, and tears couldn't help but flow.

"Thank you."

Ding Ning finally washed his body, maybe it was stimulated by ice water, and suddenly he had the urge to urinate, and it was this urge to urinate that made Ding Ning discover that something was wrong with him...

"Watermelon! I'll make you uncle! Lao Tzu's little darling! You pinched it again!!! ”

Ding Ning blushed and cursed the watermelon vigorously, but the urge to urinate became stronger and stronger, and he was about to be unable to hold it back, putting on Xiaoai's coat, Ding Ning hurriedly opened a compartment and got in, squatting down with a sad and angry face.

At this time, a handsome and elegant boy walked into the men's toilet and collided with Xiao Ai, who was looking around with curiosity, and Xiao Ai immediately recognized that this boy was the mistress Ou Ruoqing.

According to Xiaoxue's words, this boy is still barely qualified to date her, Xiao Ai naturally has a certain affection for Ou Ruoqing, but it is far less fanatical than other girls, and it can't be called admiration, but when she met Ou Ruoqing in this embarrassing place, Xiao Ai immediately blushed and stammered to explain:

"That, there's a pervert in the women's toilet, there's a big hole in the wall, I'm me, I'll come to the men's toilet to wash my hands..."

Ou Ruoqing smiled politely and distancingly.

"Well, I heard about it, it's okay, I understand Xiao Ai's classmates, it really bothers everyone."

Xiao Ai nodded her little head in a hurry, hurriedly washed her hands and rushed out of the door with red cheeks.

Ou Ruoqing shook her head, casually opened the door of the compartment where Ding Ning was, and took a look at Ding Ning, who was squatting there with a bewildered face.

Ding Ning's eyes widened, and he immediately scolded in his heart:

"I'm in a big groove!! Lao Tzu squatting and peeing was actually seen by Ou Ruoqing, this guy! He won't have a big mouth, I'll make it, it seems that the name of Lao Tzu's pervert can't be washed away! What to do! What to do! ”

And in Ou Ruoqing's eyes, a cute girl wearing a bright yellow coat and wet hair stared at her eyes full of mist, looking at herself in horror and pity, that gaze was pitiful, deeply reflected in Ou Ruoqing's deepest heart.

Ou Ruoqing hurriedly closed the door of the cubicle with a red face, her voice trembling a little.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this classmate, I'm really sorry!"

Ding Ning squeezed his eyes and said to himself suspiciously: "This guy, didn't recognize Lao Tzu?" ”

Ou Ruoqing shook her head vigorously and wanted to throw out the snow-white thighs and the vaguely forbidden mysterious parts that had just come to mind, but she couldn't forget them at all, but became clearer and clearer. He originally thought that he couldn't be throbbing for any girl's throbbing heart, as if he was going to jump out of his chest the next moment.

Ou Ruoqing swallowed her saliva and took a big breath, but she seemed to smell the body fragrance on the girl's body, the original elegant smile was no longer there, Ou Ruoqing said with difficulty: "Classmate, I really didn't mean it, that, that... I'm me, I'm nothing! ”

Ding Ning didn't dare to talk, for fear that Ou Ruoqing would hear his voice. Lifting his pants, Ding Ning carefully approached the crack of the door, wanting to observe Ou Ruoqing.

At this moment, Ou Ruoqing was in a daze in his heart, recalling the scene he had just seen, and a dark force drove him to secretly look inside through the crack in the door, which happened to meet Ding Ning's eyes.

Ou Ruoqing let out an exclamation and turned around and escaped from the toilet.

Ding Ning opened the toilet door with a confused face, scratching his head suspiciously.

"This guy... Are you sick? ”

Returned to the classroom and found a T-shirt to change out of Xiao Ai's coat, Ding Ning rubbed his head back into a chicken nest and walked to the playground stupidly, and bumped into Huang Jingze who was angry, Huang Jingze grabbed Ding Ning's collar and said viciously: "Little chicken cub!" You didn't pay attention to what your dad told you yesterday, did you?! What about money? ”

Ding Ning said with a smile: "Brother, brother, I forgot, really, I swear I forgot, tomorrow must be, definitely!" ”

Huang Jingze squinted his eyes and shook his non-mainstream hair.

"Little chick, I've put up with you for a long time, I couldn't find you all morning after looking for you, and I finally ran into you and said I forgot! Are you looking for a fight! ”

"Brother! Calm your anger! Tomorrow, tomorrow I will be! ”

"you! Brothers, call me! ”

Ding Ning watched the menacing Huang Jingze pounce up, and hurriedly threw away his right hand to block in front of him.

Huang Jingze pulled Ding Ning's right hand and felt a strong attack, his body seemed to be in the clouds and mist, and then smashed into the subordinates behind him, and the four of them fell to the ground like a gourd.

Ding Ning looked at his right hand, his face was full of excitement, and he couldn't help but curse:

"Rub! I've got a big sloppy oh oh! Lao Tzu finally beeped! ”

Huang Jingze got up with a sigh of relief, looked at Ding Ning, who was pinching his waist, and scolded: "You kid wait for me, this matter is not over!" Don't leave after school! ”

Immediately, the four of them supported each other and fled from the place.

Ding Ning swaggered to the playground with a stupid face, only to feel that he was walking with the wind, and seeing the three watermelons in the crowd from a distance, Ding Ning made a gesture from afar, indicating that he was in full state.

Watermelon touched the big bald head and asked with a confused face:

"What's wrong with him? Why is it suddenly like you've been breastfeeding? ”

Xiaoxue flipped through the photos in Xiao Ai's mobile phone and said casually:

"Who knows, was it just too much stimulation and he was completely stupid?"

Xiao Ai pointed to the photo taken in the mobile phone and smiled:

"Little vixen, how is it, this is the legendary secret men's toilet! Haven't seen it! This thing is a pool for boys to wash their feet! ”

Xiaoxue frowned and replied:

"Cut, it's just a little meaning, Genius Xue knows this footbath, what is this, the boys still use him to wash their hair!"

"Oh, really! I saw Ding Ning wash his hair with it! ”

Xiaoxue pointed to Ding Ning in the photo and asked:

"Who is this girl? How come I haven't seen it? ”

"Ah, it's Ding Ning, hehe, you can't think of it, Ding Ning changes her hairstyle and wears girls' clothes, which is super like a girl!"

Just when Xiao Xue and Xiao Ai were chattering, Ding Ning also came on the field, he picked up the lead ball on the ground, and showed an evil smile.

"Hey, mortals, you're going to see the true power of this seat!"

The light in his eyes exploded, Ding Ning's arm suddenly thickened, and a savage-like force surged, and the red light suddenly exploded!

Seeing this scene, the watermelon's face changed greatly.

"I'll make up! Forgot to tell him not to push too hard! ”

Xiaoxue's eyes widened as well, and she grabbed Watermelon's arm.

"Uncle! Isn't that your bang?! How did he use it! ”

Watermelon's special spray-style speech is urgent and fast.

"It's over! Who knows how he suddenly would! This move is a concentrated explosion, Ding Ning's strength is double at the moment, and it should reach forty points at this moment! ”

Xiao Ai's little face has also changed.

"Forty?! Stop him! If you hit someone this time, you can beat them directly into powder! If you hit the ground, the playground will collapse! ”

A red light exploded on the watermelon's body, and it turned into a huge muscular man in an instant.

"It's too late!"

Ding Ning threw the shot put in his hand with all his might, accompanied by a screaming chicken-like roar:

"Burst! Boom in history! ”

The shot put made a sound like a cannon blasting out of the barrel of a cannon, as if it shattered the air, and like it shattered space, drawing a perfect straight line in the sky!

Rumble!!!

A flying saucer as big as a bus appeared in the void, and the shot put thrown by Ding Ning was directly pierced, and a series of gurgling sounds came out of the flying saucer, and then the flying saucer smashed directly on the playground with black smoke!