Ding Ning walked down the stairs to the hall on the first floor with a confused face, the long Euclidean long table was full of sumptuous breakfast, Xiaoxue sat on the chair, the snow-white little hand held the table knife, and elegantly touched the butter on the bread, the bread should have just been baked, and the whole hall was filled with the fragrance of tea and wheat. Compared with Xiaoxue's elegance, Xiao Ai's eating appearance is much cuter, she has a round little face, holding a sandwich like a little hamster, her big eyes are flickering, very cute. Watermelon smiled and put a large soup bowl on the table, wiped his big hands and said:

"Don't be stunned, hurry up and have breakfast, go to school after eating, the position over there is yours, and I have prepared the cutlery for you."

Ding Ning sat on the seat next to Xiao Ai along the fingers of the watermelon, took the hot bread handed over by Xiao Ai, and took a bite carefully, only to feel that the bread was crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, and the full of wheat fragrance immediately lit up Ding Ning's eyes.

Xiao Ai tried hard to swallow the sandwich in her hand, and said with a smile: "Uncle Watermelon's craftsmanship has nothing to say, how about it, I haven't eaten such a delicious thing!" Do you want milk or creamy mushroom soup? I recommend drinking soup! Super delicious! ”

Xiao Ai didn't care about Ding Ning's meaning, and helped Ding Ning fill a bowl of thick soup in front of him, at this moment, the door of the tea cat house opened, and Leng Rudao, dressed in sportswear, took off the sports headphones while wiping his sweat and walked in, sitting opposite Ding Ning.

Ding Ning subconsciously beckoned to Leng Rudao, but Leng Rudao just glanced at it coldly, put the bread in his mouth, and looked through the newspaper by himself, which made Ding Ning extremely embarrassed.

The black cat soy sauce jumped onto Leng Rudao's legs, and together with Leng Rudao, he glanced at Ding Ning with disdain, and Ding Ning immediately wanted to fry his hair.

"That stinky guy despises me, forget it! You dead cat despise me too! ”

Xu Fan walked down with a cigarette roll rubbing his head, and sat at the head of the long table with a tired look, and the watermelon sat next to Xu Fan and asked with a smile:

"Boss, are you staying up late again?"

Xu Fan nodded, took the coffee handed by the watermelon, picked up the fat cat mustard on the side and rubbed the mustard face with the stubble on his face.

"Well, it's just in time to use the power of three or three minutes to make up for the manuscript that I owed before, and it's almost the end of the month."

Ding Ning looked at Xiao Ai beside him with some doubts, Xiao Xue covered her mouth and replied for Xiao Ai with a smile: "Our boss is a novelist, the kind that is not famous, haha, but you work hard, you can also support the boss, look at the boss's novels, the boss's pen name is..."

Xu Fan coughed with a red face and interrupted Xiaoxue's teasing: "Okay, this task of Ding Ning is in charge of Miss Chu and Soy Sauce Wasabi today, what about Chu Xiyao?" “

Xiaoxue rolled her eyes.

"Of course I'm still sleeping."

Xu Fan pushed his glasses and snapped his fingers crisply.

After a while, wearing pink pajamas and hugging the pillow, Chu Xiyao, who was asleep, floated down the stairs, Ding Ning looked at Xu Fan with envy and beckoned, and Chu Xiyao floated to Xu Fan's side.

Xu Fan curled his index finger and flicked it Chu Xiyao's smooth forehead, and the sleeping beauty immediately let out a miserable cry and fell to the floor.

Chu Xiyao opened her big eyes full of tears, and stared pitifully at Xu Fan who was drinking coffee with a flat mouth.

"What are you doing!! People sleep so soundly!! ”

Xu Fan curled his index finger again, Chu Xiyao was so frightened that he hurriedly got up, sat on the last chair beside Ding Ning, and hid behind Ding Ning and secretly looked at Xu Fan with a helpless face.

Xu Fan shook his head and sighed:

"You guys, can you please save me some snacks. Miss Chu, don't forget that you are in charge of Ding Ning's task today, okay? “

Xu Fan slapped his face.

"Okay, except for Ah Li, who has been skipping work for a few days, now that everyone is here, let's have a small meeting while eating breakfast."

Ding Ning turned his head to look at Xiao Phantom, who was standing aside and sitting without a place and crying with a pitiful face, and once again sighed deeply for this unfortunate girl who had no sense of existence.

Xu Fan pushed his glasses and said slowly:

"Ding Ning's task is 3S-level, but the reward is 10 million, the reward is rich, but the content of the task seems to be very simple, this does not conform to the rules, with the urine nature of the infinite god, this task is very problematic. On the first day, Watermelon was in charge of this task, although Watermelon's intelligence is not high, but with the help of Xiaoxue Xiaoai, it should be easily solved logically, but it turned out to be a failure, Watermelon, do you have any feelings? ”

Watermelon picked his nose and said helplessly:

"Comrades all know my ability to do big watermelons, I called up the model of the hero plan to operate this task, logically speaking, it should be easy to help Xiao Ding Ning pretend to beep, but the task failed, I thought for a while, this should not be a problem of my ability."

The black cat soy sauce jumped on the head of Chu Xiyao, who was secretly napping, slapped Chu Xiyao with a tail, and asked seriously:

"Tell me clearly, what is the general reason?"

The watermelon touched the big bald head and said:

"I don't know, it's actually very well arranged, but I don't know why, there will be all kinds of accidents at a critical time..."

Xiaoxue hugged her arms and chuckled:

"It's luck, the luck of the chicks is only 1 point, no matter how carefully we arrange, there will be accidents, just like God can't get used to seeing the chicks pretending to beep."

The fat cat wasabi jumped on the table and meowed excitedly:

"It doesn't matter if it's just luck, the eldest lady's luck is extreme, and it should be able to offset the meow!"

Xu Fan shook his head and sighed, "It's not just a matter of luck. Xu Fan snapped his fingers, a black book was summoned, floating in mid-air and automatically opened, Xu Fan flicked the pages of the book, and a large virtual image appeared above the dining table, and the image showed the scene of Ding Ning screaming "Wanshi Lonely Palm" accompanied by BGM rushing towards Li Yu and Li Zhou's two brothers.

Ding Ning grew his mouth and looked at the scene in front of him dumbfounded, and couldn't help but say:

"I'm here, who's this idiot... I'll make up! It turned out to be me!! ”

Ding Ning couldn't wait to burrow his big red face under the table, he subconsciously glanced at Leng Rudao, and sure enough, this guy touched his chin and looked at his idiot in the image with relish, the corners of his mouth rose, and he could see from the shape of his mouth that Leng Rudao spit out two words: "Idiot." ”

Soy sauce slapped Chu Xiyao who woke up Chu Xiyao, who fell into a deep sleep again.

"Hey, we're in charge of this task today, you waste wood lady, can you be serious!"

Chu Xiyao hurriedly raised her head and pretended to be very serious with round eyes.

"What about it!"

Xu Fan clicked on the frame of his glasses and said seriously: "Yesterday, I used the Book of Trial to keep an eye on Ding Ning's side, and I found something interesting with my glasses, and now I synchronize some information for everyone to take a look." ”

Xu Fan's voice fell, and a row of data was displayed in the lower right corner of the image, those data were Ding Ning's attribute parameters, and the display on the intelligence column turned out to be 1 point!

Watermelon's eyes widened and she stood up abruptly.

"I'm a big Cao, no wonder Lao Tzu's plan will fail, as soon as this kid enters the beep mode, his intelligence will decline! 1 point! I'm thinking, what's the difference between this and the mentally retarded! My big watermelon is planted! ”

Xiaoxue also covered her face and sighed sadly: "I didn't expect that the little chick and the second beep will be separated from the same attribute, and as soon as they enter the beep mode, their intelligence will decline, such a thin mud is really... It's hard for me to be a genius snow! ”

Xiao Ai looked at Ding Ning, whose eyes widened with sympathy, and comforted him in a low voice: "Don't care too much, it's just mentally retarded, everyone thought so before, to be honest, I didn't believe it when I knew that your intelligence was 6 o'clock..."

Ding Ning looked at the serious little love on the side with a sad face.

"Is there anything so comforting as you..."

Walking out of the tea cat house, Ding Ning looked at Xiaoxue and Xiaoai who walked away with an aggrieved face, the three of them should have rushed to school together, but Xiaoxue hugged her arms and said with contempt:

"Walking with this retarded person, what do others think of me as the first cute, good-looking, invincible beautiful girl fairy snow in the universe? Lose face! ”

Chu Xiyao rubbed her big eyes sleepily and followed behind Ding Ning, yawning under the mask.

"Okay, don't worry, with Miss Ben to help you, you will have a very smooth day! Don't forget that Miss Ben's luck is an extreme attribute! It's super easy to go out and pick up money or something! ”

Ding Ning looked at the beautiful and unbelievable girl beside him with some apprehension, he had already felt the magic of the extreme attribute, at least Chu Xiyao's charm was something he couldn't resist, if it weren't for the mask Chu Xiyao was wearing to cover most of his face, Ding Ning couldn't wait to kneel at Chu Xiyao's feet at the moment and lick Miss Chu's instep with his tail wagging his tail.

"That, that, Miss Chu, that..." Ding Ning said in a huff, and when he saw Chu Xiyao's bright big eyes, his heart was pounding violently, and he couldn't wait to jump out of his chest.

I really don't know how the boss resisted Chu Xiyao's charm, soy sauce mustard is a cat, and the race is different; Xiaoxue Xiaoai is a girl, and she should be able to resist; Uncle Watermelon has never hidden his squinting eyes; The stinky guy who is as cold as a knife has a problem below, and he is cold to all women; Boss... I heard that he is quite myopic and blind... It seems that there is another person, who is here, I can't remember...

"Miss Chu, that... Do you have any plans or something..."

Chu Xiyao was stunned and frowned.

"What's the plan?"

"It's just... It is... You help me... Plan. ”

"Oh! Nope! ”

"Ahh I didn't have a plan... What the! No plan! Feed! ”

"Ah, Ah, Anla, Miss Ben is full of luck, logically speaking, she is the heroine who upholds the luck of heaven and earth! Rest assured, turn evil into good fortune! ”

Seeing Chu Xiyao patting her towering chest triumphantly, Ding Ning immediately lost her soul under Chu Xiyao's beauty, her eyes looked straight at Chu Xiyao, and her nosebleed couldn't help but flow down.

"But... It's good or something, I don't need it, I want to pretend to be a beep..."

Chu Xiyao remembered her task and patted her head cutely, Ding Ning seemed to see the little pink tongue spit out under the mask, and fell into a state of intoxication again.

"Yes, yes, Miss Ben almost forgot, help you pretend to beep to complete the task, but it doesn't matter, soy sauce and mustard have already been arranged, don't underestimate them, although they are cats, but soy sauce is super smart, and their intelligence attributes are as high as Xiaoxue!"

Ding Ning thought of the black cat that always despised his face, and he couldn't believe it.

"No, isn't soy sauce so smart? His intelligence points are as high as Xiaoxue?! How much? ”

"Eleven o'clock! Xiaoxue and Soy Sauce's intelligence are both eleven points! ”

"Huh."

Ding Ning looked at Chu Xiyao speechlessly, and remembered what the watermelon said: "The average intelligence of people in your school is ten points, so your six points of intelligence is not enough at all!" ”

"A little more than normal! How is it so high!! ”

"Well, but Xiaoxue and soy sauce are the tea cat's family, except for the boss who thinks the intelligence is the highest... The knife in third place has an IQ of ten points, and the little love in fourth place is two points less than the knife! If you are separated by two beeps, your intelligence has been fluctuating, so it doesn't count! ”

Ding Ning covered his face stiffly.

"Minato, what a bunch of pit you are! Please tell me what the rest of the people have in terms of Intelligence Points! ”

Chu Xiyao whispered with an embarrassed face: "Well... Secret..."

"So, what is your intelligence, can you tell me?!"

"Well... Don't tell you... But! But! Miss Ben has a higher IQ than Watermelon!! ”

Chu Xiyao raised her face proudly.

"Minato... Is it superior to the IQ that exceeds that pit?!! Wait, there are only a few people in the tea cat house, Xiao Ai is the fourth, two points lower than the stinky fart's intelligence, and your intelligence is higher than that of watermelon... Between seven and eight?! ”

Chu Xiyao looked at Ding Ning with a shocked expression, and hurriedly crossed her waist and pretended to laugh dryly:

"Hahaha, Miss Ben's IQ is higher than that of watermelon! I have never tied with him for the first place from the bottom! ”

Ding Ning grew his nostrils and muttered, "Okay, I understand, you are all pits..."

"Ann la, don't worry!"

Chu Xiyao blinked and yawned.

Ding Ning walked in front with a worried face and muttered, "Hey, by the way, have you really confirmed that the time has been reset?" Will there be aliens attacking Earth, will I be arrested halfway through, will it be..."

Ding Ning didn't hear the response around him, and hurriedly turned around, only to see Chu Xiyao in the distance holding a telephone pole and already falling asleep...

"How can I rest assured... I don't trust you anymore right now... What a bullshit beep expert! What a mess of time resets! You are all big idiots! ”

Ding Ning was full of worries, and no longer paid attention to Chu Xiyao, who might be even more unreliable than a watermelon, and strode towards the school.

Seeing the door number of Huangxiang High School from a distance, Ding Ning came to a corner outside the school gate, poked his head cautiously, and saw that everyone walked into the school as if nothing happened, and not far away, the five gangsters staggered to the breakfast stall to collect protection money, and the fat stall owner's face was covered with blood, a peaceful scene, without a little panic and riots at the end of the world, Ding Ning finally breathed a sigh of relief.

At this moment, the students around him suddenly sped up their pace and gathered in front of the school gate, and Ding Ning became nervous. Stopping an old man who was walking like a bird, Ding Ning asked cautiously:

"Uncle, what's going on?"

"Young man, there's a lively look, hurry up! Otherwise, there will be no good place for a while! ”

Ding Ning watched the old man squeeze into the crowd in a daze, and hurriedly followed.

As soon as Ding Ning walked through the crowd, the voice of the black cat named soy sauce sounded in his ears:

"Good boy, you're here! Ben Meow has already arranged the plot of the hero to save the beauty, just waiting for you, the protagonist! ”

Ding Ning looked at the open space surrounded by the crowd, and saw Wasabi cowering aggrievedly in the corner of the wall and meowing, surrounded by more than 30 wild dogs barking wildly, and the location where Wasabi was located was extremely familiar, it was the location of Xiaoai Xiaoxue before. What's weird is that there is a neat row of small sparrows squatting on the high wall behind Wasabi.

Looking at the familiar scene in front of him, the situation was roughly the same, but the roles changed, the beautiful girl was replaced by a fat cat, the hideous hooligan was replaced by a pack of wild dogs, Ding Ning grew his nostrils, and he finally realized what Chu Xiyao said before: "The IQ of soy sauce is as high as Xiaoxue..."

Just when Ding Ning was in great pain and confused, Ding Ning faintly heard a cat meow, and a voice very similar to his own voice resounded behind him:

"Let go of that girl meow!"

Then there was a strong force behind him, and Ding Ning staggered out of the crowd, and the neatly arranged little sparrows seemed to have received the order, and sang the familiar monkey jumping out of the stone in a very rhythmic chorus:

"Twitter, scum, slag, slag

"I'll make !! ~~~~”

didn't have time to scold, Ding Ning fell headlong.

The history is strikingly similar, Ding Ning's stupid face slammed on the ground again, it was still the same as before, but it was a few inches offset, and it was these few inches that made the shit that should have been flattened by Ding Ning happen to be under Ding Ning's face...

"I'm making up... I won't stop if you don't play to death..."

Ding Ning raised his head miserably, and the more than thirty wild dogs pounced on him with a howl at the signal of soy sauce...

The onlookers watched in shock as Ding Ning was chased by wild dogs and jumped up and down on the ground.

"I'll go, what's the chick doing again, these dogs are chasing him and biting..."

"Should... Because... Grab feces in the dog's mouth and eat? ”

"It's a chick..."

Wasabi watched Ding Ning crying and running in a daze, and hurriedly meowed loudly:

"Meow! (Don't bite!) Don't bite! ）”

A big yellow dog hurriedly ran to Wasabi's side, bent down and barked in a low voice:

"Wow! (What's the matter, big sister, isn't it good?) The play is not acting? ）

Wasabi was so angry that he screamed: "Meow! (Didn't you ask you to cooperate with the acting?!) What a beep you've all bitten him! ）“

"Stop !!"

At this moment, a crisp and clear female voice sounded, and the big yellow dog only felt a strong force from the back of his neck, and then was thrown out and smashed on Ding Ning's body, Ding Ning screamed miserably.

"I'll make up! Death, death! Why did you smash Lao Tzu again! ”

The Grim Reaper girl in a black cloak reappears nibbling on an apple, the shutter of the camera loud, and a comic-like virtual image appears behind her, except that the shocked faces of the thugs are replaced by the shocked faces of the wild dogs.

The big yellow dog raised his head in confusion and barked:

"Wangwang~?!"

The girl's eyes under the mask burst into divine light, the corners of her mouth rose, and she quickly gnawed the apple in her hand and threw it on the ground, flicking her cloak fiercely.

"Since you have asked sincerely, then I will tell you with great mercy!"

When the words fell, a passionate BGM suddenly sounded between heaven and earth, which should be the debut song of the night dress masquerade in "Sailor Moon".

The girl raised her snow-white hand and drew a heart in the void.

"To prevent the destruction of the world!"

Soy sauce's eyes widened.

"To maintain the peace of the world!"

Wasabi covered his cat's face with his little paws.

"Carry out love and true sin!"

All the audience members were full of excitement and began to whisper.

"Cute and charming Sailor Hero!"

Ding Ning struggled and complained again: "I've put up with you for a long time... You're sick in the middle two... Oh my God! She's pretending to beep! A thunderbolt killed her!! ”

The girl opened her arms, floated in the sky and spun around, posed in a particularly classic Sailor Moon pose, and shouted loudly to the audience:

"Audience friends, say my name out loud!"

The onlookers cheered and shouted:

"Lord Death!"

The girl nodded in relief, and the BGM was just over.

The Grim Reaper Maiden glanced coldly at a bewildered leper dog, and the leper barked as if he had been struck by an evil spirit:

"Wangwanghuo~?! (You are the loveliest, best-looking, and invincible messenger of justice, who has destroyed countless evil Grim Reapers!) ）”

A black dog next to him barked in shock:

"Woohoo? (Raippi?) Do you know this strange human? ）”

"Woohoo! (I don't know!) There's something unclean that controls what I'm saying! ）“

Soy sauce hid in the crowd and covered his cat's face.

"It's really a defeat for you, and you have to pretend to be a beep in front of the little animal... You're really pretending to be a beep-beep king..."

The Grim Reaper Maiden smiled.

"That's right, it's this seat, hmph, you evil dogs, actually molesting such a cute little cat in broad daylight, you don't want to beep face, you obediently crawl over to me, eat this seat of the eternal cloud sword!"

Ding Ning's eyes widened and he looked at the Death Girl, and suddenly found that this plot and lines were extremely familiar, and he couldn't help but glance back at the high gate sign of Huangxiang High School...

Really!

"The war is merciless! You can't take it! “

Ding Ning once again hung on the door number with countless wild dogs, and this time, Ding Ning's face smashed the big word "Xiang".

Faintly, Ding Ning heard a bird walking and watching the lively old man shouting:

"Hit someone.. No, beating a dog is like hanging a picture! With the method of the lion's roar of Buddhism, it can be done like this, what a strong martial arts! ”

A person next to him asked in astonishment:

"Uncle! You can even see the way out, could it be that you are also a master?! ”

"Huh? I don't know what's wrong, it looks like something is on me again... Alas? Why do I say again? ”

Ding Ning's face was full of blood mixed with dog shit, and tears poured down his face.

"Oh my God... Can you stop playing with me... I was wrong... I don't pretend to beep..."