Ding Ning looked at the black card that fell under his feet in a daze, the faint green light was extremely conspicuous in the dark corridor, he couldn't help but squat down and carefully picked up the card.

The lively cat on the card stared coldly at Ding Ning with an idiot-looking look, and the green light came from the mosquito coil ring on its forehead.

Just when Ding Ning repeatedly confirmed that the dark green fluorescence was not emitted by the luminous material, a magical change suddenly happened, the green glow flowed down from the cat's forehead like a liquid and dripped on the ground, Ding Ning was also the first time to see the wonder of light being able to flow to the ground, and couldn't help but widen his eyes, and his mind suddenly flashed over the big man who gave him the card, the unfathomable smile.

The green light flowed to the ground, interweaving a large line of characters.

"Boy! You're in trouble! ”

Ding Ning saw this extremely rough font, as if the big bald head was standing in front of him and spraying words, and couldn't help touching his face, as if he was wiping away the splashing spittle.

Ding Ning saw the magic in front of him, and all the secondary two thoughts in his mind jumped out with joy.

"I'm hasty, oh, oh, oh, it's an adventure! He's meowing, Lao Tzu has an adventure! This god unfolds! Do you want to pass on my exercises? Or let me cross! I'm finally going to beep!! ”

Ding Ning looked excited, his eyes were about to bulge out, and he nodded vigorously.

The green light melted again and combined into new large characters.

"Look, I'll just say you're a decay."

Ding Ning hurriedly knelt on the ground, pouting his ass and kowtowing to the green rough characters.

"Big brother! No, uncle! Not either, Daddy! Grandfather! Ancestors! Great God! Buddha! Oh, God! Please help me! ”

At the top of the stairs, a young couple walked by talking and laughing, and at a glance they found Ding Ning, who was only wearing a pair of small underwear with a hole in it, kneeling there.

The girl laughed out with a red cheek, and the boy laughed when he saw the scene in front of him:

"Little chick, what are you pouting for? Is there anything on the ground? ”

When Ding Ning heard the voice, he couldn't help but tremble, and turned his head tremblingly, only to see the couple walking over with a curious face, Ding Ning's heart was turbulent, and countless thoughts came to him.

"What should I do, this is my adventure! Finished! Finished! ”

"Do you want to kill your mouth!"

The boy walked to Ding Ning's side and couldn't help but shrink his pupils when he saw his face clearly, and the girl also looked at Ding Ning with a strange expression, and then the two let out a shocking laugh.

Ding Ning followed the line of sight of the two to the ground, only to see that the previous handwriting had become a new sentence printed on the ground.

"I'm an idiot!"

The boy patted Ding Ning's head vigorously and smiled: "Little chick, what new routine are you playing, you write that you are an idiot with a luminous pen, and you also stripped naked and worshiped..."

The girl couldn't help but hide her small mouth and laugh out loud, "You're really... Self-aware, poof. ”

The boy took out his mobile phone and patted and patted at Ding Ning's stupid face, his rib-like figure, his underwear with a hole in it, and the handwriting "I'm an idiot" on the ground.

Ding Ning smirked and nodded, and even compared a scissor hand in his hand to cooperate with the boy to take pictures, but he took a big breath in his heart, watching the couple laugh and leave, and the boy shouted loudly: "The little chick is playing a new routine again, laughing at me!" Come and see! ”

Ding Ning watched the couple walk away, and hurriedly knelt down in front of the green word again.

"God! They're gone, hurry up and give me all the artifact exercises or something, otherwise someone will come to watch in a while! ”

The green words rolled and merged into one sentence again.

"Come to No. 356 Taiyuan Street, the home of the tea cat, your road to beep is at your feet! It's on! ”

Then, the handwriting gradually faded, leaving no trace, and a small map appeared on the back of the card, Ding Ning hurriedly put on wet clothes, regardless of the heavy rain outside, rushed out of the teaching building in a hurry, and strode towards Taiyuan Street.

That Taiyuan Street is the street where he met the bald man in the morning, and it is also the most famous commercial street in Zhonghai City, not far from the school.

Ding Ning's face was full of excitement, and he fantasized about this great opportunity while running.

"My road to beep is right underfoot! It's on! Whahaha “

took out the card and kissed the cat who despised him several times.

Following the map shown on the back of the card, Ding Ning turned left and right into a small alley, and was greeted by an ordinary three-story building, with a brown plaque hanging on the door of the small building, on which the cat was always showing a disdainful face, and a line of large characters was written below the cat, "Tea Cat House Cafe" was marked with letters under the letter "Zhuangbility House".

Ding Ning broke into the door with an excited face, and before he could see the layout inside, he bumped into a soft body.

Ding Ning immediately fell on all fours

"It's weird, there seems to be no one..."

Thinking of the bald god in the morning, Ding Ning hurriedly crawled and knelt on the ground and kowtowed repeatedly.

"Great God! Oh, God! I'm coming! I'm ready for everything to beep! In this life, I am the protagonist!! ”

The expected special squirt speech did not sound, but a soft and creepy girl's voice.

"Oops... It hurts to death! Who are you! ”

Ding Ning raised his head, and what caught his eye was a delicate girl with her head covered, the girl had big eyes, like a simple deer, clean, pure and bright. The little face is shy and lovely, the small nose, the small pink lips, the jet-black double ponytail, the red ribbon is tied on it, the chest is bulging, the snow-white stockings and calves are hidden under the dark blue somewhat shabby dress, and below is a pair of playful brown leather shoes. The girl lay on the ground, with a very large book beside her, and the cover of the book was painted with mysterious patterns, the sun, the moon, the stars, and the trees, mountains, and rivers. The girl rubbed her head, tears rolling in her eyes, and her pitiful appearance was pitiful.

Ding Ning's eyes were red, and countless thoughts were floating through his head.

"Rub! It's a super cute beautiful girl! I'm rubbing, it's so beautiful! Finally! Finally! Is the legend of Lao Tzu opened! It's not a big man, it's not an old man, it's really a beautiful girl! Ahh This kind of unfolding! Transshipment! Transshipment! Bald God! Thank you! “

Ding Ning hurriedly got up and stretched out his hand to the girl.

"This young lady is really sorry, I am Ding Ning, a bald god who guided me here."

The girl grabbed Ding Ning's hand and got up, Ding Ning touched the girl's weak and boneless snow-white hand, and the nosebleed almost slipped down.

"Please, help me, if you don't help me, I won't leave!"

Rubbing her head, her good-looking eyebrows furrowed, the girl put on a thoughtful expression.

"Bald... Oh, great god! Are you talking about Uncle Watermelon? ”

The girl showed a good-looking smile, just like a lily blooming, Ding Ning's little heart thumped under this smile, and she nodded hurriedly.

"Yes, yes, yes, yes."

Stretching out her white fingers, the girl's big eyes showed a trace of inexplicable brilliance.

"Ah, then, you're here to pretend to be a beep?"

Ding Ning rubbed his head awkwardly when he heard the girl's words.

"Hmm... Well... Like, it's..."

The girl smiled and shook hands with Ding Ning.

"Hello guest, I'm Xiao Fan, the front desk hostess of the Tea Cat House, and I'm happy to serve you."

"What?"

Xiao Phantom turned around and shouted loudly in a crisp and pleasant voice: "Boss! Someone pretending to beep! Uncle Watermelon, come out quickly! Someone came to the tea cat house to pretend to beep! It's coming for you! If you don't come out, he won't leave! “

Ding Ning listened to Xiao Fan's words, how did he feel that he was a gangster who came to smash the field, coerced a simple and cute little girl, and provoked the boss...

Ding Ning hurriedly looked at the few tables of guests sitting in the café with a nervous expression, but the reactions of those guests were a little strange, as if they didn't hear Xiao Huan's words, and they were all chatting and eating by themselves.

Xiao Xuan pouted and frowned, picked up the big book, and pulled Ding Ning up.

"Uncle Watermelon should be in the kitchen, Xiao Phantom will take you to him."

followed Xiao Fan into the café, Ding Ning took a rough look at the layout of the café, this café looks not much different from the café outside, but the whole layout is fresh brown, there are not many booths, there are only about ten tables, there is a handsome guy with a cold face at the position of the bar counter, he didn't even look at Xiao Fan and Ding Ning, not far away, the three maids dressed in receptions got together and chatted happily, vaguely as if they were a little familiar, A fat orange cat lazily lies on a quartz clock in the center of the hall, next to a spiral staircase leading to the second floor.

Xiao Phantom pulled Ding Ning directly into the kitchen, and Ding Ning also saw the big oily bald head nibbling on an apple at a glance.

"Great God! Oh, God! I'm coming!!! ”

Ding Ning didn't say a word, knelt on the ground and knocked one.

The bald head, known as Uncle Watermelon, noticed Ding Ning and laughed.

"Boy! You're here! Soon, haha. ”

Ding Ning nodded again and again.

"Mm-hmm, yes, thanks to Xiao Phantom, I was able to find you so smoothly!"

"Little Fantasy? Little Fantasy? ”

Uncle Watermelon looked at Ding Ning with some suspicion, and then noticed the aggrieved little illusion beside Ding Ning, and hurriedly patted his head and smiled:

"Ahh

"Uncle!! Have you forgotten about the little illusion again!! ”

Xiao Phantom glared at Uncle Watermelon angrily and clenched his pink fist.

"Alas, ahem, don't say that, how could the uncle forget you, alas, what's your name..."

Little Phantom stomped his foot and turned his head to leave the kitchen.

Ding Ning rubbed his head.

"Great God, such a cute girl, you're joking like this, it's not good..."

"Huh? What a cute girl? Ah, how did you find me, was you told by cold as a knife? ”

Ding Ning looked at the watermelon uncle with a blank face, pointed behind him and said loudly:

"Didn't I say that! It's a little fantasy! The one that looks cute while holding a big book! That's her! Hey, what about people!? ”

Watermelon glanced at Ding Ning.

"What uncle? There are no girls hugging uncles, what are you talking about? ”

Ding Ning looked at the watermelon with a solemn expression, and suddenly felt a cool air, his eyes widened and he looked around the café repeatedly, but he couldn't find the cute girl with a red hairband and a double ponytail.

"No... It can't be a ghost... I go, how can there be ghosts in this world... Well, even there are adventures, and ghosts are not uncommon, ah! ”

Ding Ning hurriedly ran to the side of the watermelon and asked cautiously:

"Great god, that, you are a great god, you tell me, are there any ghosts in this world?"

Watermelon blinked.

"Oh, you ask this question, yes, yes, by the way, don't call me a god, just call me Uncle Watermelon."

"Bah!"

Ding Ning has always been timid, and as soon as he heard the watermelon say that there were ghosts in this world, the little thin legs immediately began to swing.

Watermelon patted Ding Ning on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Okay, let's talk about things." ”

Ding Ning swallowed his saliva, suddenly remembered that this was his own adventure, and hurriedly grabbed the big hand of the watermelon, and said with a flattering face:

"Uncle Watermelon, are you going to teach me any martial arts, or give me any magic weapons?"

"Nope."

"Uh, or are you going to arrange for me to cross?"

"Do you want to cross? Why cross? ”

"Uh, or do you want to give me a system?"

"What is the system? Windows？ ”

Ding Ning grew his nostrils, and there was no enthusiasm on his face.

"Uncle, then what did you call me for?"

"Oh!! Hahahaha! ”

Watermelon smiled and patted her thigh.

"Didn't I say it, fate chose you."

Ding Ning pointed at himself with a confused expression.

"What?"

Watermelon sat upright and explained:

"Have you ever heard of a word called Noji Tailai?"

"I've heard that if a person is extremely unlucky, then he will be lucky."

"That's right, you're the most unlucky person I've ever met, and it's not an exaggeration to be riddled with bad luck, so you should not come here."

"Really!?"

"Well, that's right, the card I handed you in the morning, it's the most amazing thing in the world, it's called the Wish Card, as the name suggests, it can grant you a wish."

Ding Ning jumped up excitedly.

"What?! Are you sure? Able to make wishes come true!? Any wish you can have!? ”

Watermelon nodded.

"That's right, any wish can be made, it's just that it's alive, it will only choose the kind of people who are extremely unlucky, of course, there are some conditions for using it, I am waiting for you there in the morning, because you are the owner of this prayer card."

Ding Ning's face was full of ecstasy.

"Then, that uncle, what are the conditions?"

Watermelon smiled.

"I wanted to make it clear to you in the morning, but I don't know which one stole the manhole cover without a heart, Lao Tzu accidentally fell in, and when you came up, your kid was gone. This condition is that after using the wish card, you must join the tea cat home to become a beep expert. ”

"What the hell?"

"Well, how can I tell you, the world you know is only the tip of the iceberg of the real world, this world is composed of infinite worlds, just like countless dots, lines, and planes, and we are on top of this, the most basic elements that make up this world are not earth, water, fire, and wind, but... Causally. ”

"Cause and effect?"

"Well, do you read novels, or comic book TV series or something?"

"Behold, I see a lot."

"Then you can think that this world is a novel, the author is the infinite god who created everything, the reason why this world exists is because of the author's creation, why the author creates, it may be because of money, or some other personal reasons, such as participating in an essay contest or something, or writing it to please someone, then the biggest factor in the existence of this world lies in the author's subjective will."

"Well, I can barely understand, so what does that have to do with us?"

"Of course it matters, whether a book is good or not, how many readers determine the life of the book, if the book is not wonderful, or there are few readers, the book will be a eunuch, and it will die, right? As long as a book is wonderful, readers will always have it, so making this book wonderful is the responsibility of the author, that is, the infinite god. As a reader, what do you think is the best part of a novel? ”

When it comes to novels and comics, Ding Ning's face is full of excitement.

"Naturally, it's the part that pretends to be a beep and slap in the face! Every time I see the protagonist pretending to beep, I can't help but flip back and forth to watch it several times! ”

"That's right! It's the beeping part! This part is the great cause and effect of this world! And the existence of our pretending to beep experts is to help people pretend to beep, protect this cause and effect, pretend to beep! It is for the righteous deeds of the whole world! ”

Watching the watermelon spit stars flying all over the sky, Ding Ning listened to this strange theory with a painful face.

Beep is for the righteous deeds of the whole world! Can Lao Tzu never hear this?

"But, uncle, I've only heard of Mo pretending to be forced to beep and be struck by lightning, you see, God doesn't like us to pretend to beep."

"Nonsense, let's tell you this, we pretend to be experts who work for the Infinite God, and the job is to maintain cause and effect, and this prayer card in your hand is the salary, as long as you point to the sky on the night of the thunderstorm and say your wishes, and then throw the prayer card on the ground, your wish can come true, today is the night of a thunderstorm, if you don't believe it, you can try it with me."

Ding Ning followed the watermelon out of the kitchen with excitement on his face, the handsome guy with cold noodles at the bar nodded to the watermelon and said hello, at this time there were more guests in the café, more than a dozen girls sat at the bar and threw winks at the handsome guy with a fascinated face, but the handsome guy was making coffee by himself.

Ding Ning looked at it with envy, and the watermelon knocked on his head and muttered in a low voice: "Why, if you are envious, you can also make a wish to attract the little girl with a handsome face." ”

Ding Ning swallowed his saliva, and Lu Lili's sweet smile suddenly flashed in his mind, and his heart was hot.

If he became so handsome, would Lu Lili like it?

The two walked up the winding stairs, looking at the watermelon's round body writhing his butt like a bear, Ding Ning was suddenly a little curious, this watermelon uncle must have wished, why not make himself more handsome, well, the handsome guy at the bar is also a so-called expert in beeping, he should be so handsome It should be a wish.

The second floor of the tea cat house is the elegant seating area of the café, the layout is much more stylish than the first floor, a young lady wearing a maid's costume enthusiastically serves coffee to the guests, the incomparably delicate and pretty face and slender and charming curves make Ding Ning can't help but look at it twice.

"Wow, it's another big beauty, isn't it the best-looking girl in the whole of Zhonghai who has come here to work, it seems that it's pretty good to stay and be an expert!"

Ding Ning followed the watermelon along the aisle to an iron gate, the watermelon opened the iron door and took Ding Ning to the third floor, and whispered to Ding Ning:

"Be quiet, the third floor is where we live, and the boss works in it, don't disturb him."

"Boss? Isn't the boss an infinite god? ”

"That's the boss, this is the boss of our tea cat house, and the head of our beeping expert, be careful, the boss is terrible!"

Ding Ning carefully followed the watermelon through the corridor, the layout of the third floor is more like a hotel, there are eight rooms on both sides, most of the rooms are closed, only one room door is hidden, and the delicate girl Xiao Phantom walked out of the room with a big book in her arms.

Xiao Fantasy saw Watermelon and Ding Ning and said hello with a smile.

"Uncle Watermelon, Ding Ning, are you going to the rooftop?"

When Ding Ning saw Xiao Fan, he was so frightened that he hurriedly hid behind the watermelon, squinting his eyes and secretly looking at the girl in front of him, how did he look at it and feel that it didn't look like a ghost.

But the watermelon didn't seem to see Xiao Huan walking by himself, and turned back to Ding Ning and said, "Be quiet, don't make noise to the boss." ”

Little Phantom puffed up her cute little face and leaned into Watermelon's ear and shouted "ah".

The watermelon shook, and then I saw Xiao Fan.

"Ah, why are you here? Ding Ning, let me introduce you, this is... By the way, what's your name? ”

"It's a little fantasy! Little fantasy! Uncle Watermelon! You've forgotten about the little fantasy again!! ”

Watermelon rubbed his head.

"Ah, yes, yes, Xiao Fan, it's not that I forgot you, it's that you have no sense of existence, our tea cat family can remember you as if there is no one else except the boss, ah yes, what's your name?"

Xiao Phantom puffed out his cheeks fiercely and stared at the watermelon, but the watermelon was in a trance on his face, as if he couldn't see the girl again for a moment.

Xiao Phantom stretched out his little feet, and the watermelon walked on his own and accidentally tripped on it and fell to the ground with a rolling gourd, and his fat body bounced on the ground like a leather ball, making a loud noise. Watermelon was still at a loss, not knowing what was going on.

Xiao Phantom covered his mouth and winked at Ding Ning with a wicked smile, and trotted all the way down the stairs.

Making such a loud noise will naturally alarm the people in the room, Ding Ning watched the door of a room open suddenly, and before the figure appeared, a smoke came out first.

A young man in a white shirt and black-rimmed glasses poked his head out slowly with a cigarette butt in his mouth.

The young man has black soft hair, except for the big dark circles that are extremely conspicuous, his appearance is ordinary, but there is a strong bookish atmosphere on his face, which makes people feel good.

"Watermelon, what are you doing?"

The same slow voice is a little hoarse, but full of magnetism and unexpectedly good.

Watermelon rubbed his bald head and muttered, "Ah, boss, I'm bothering you, I took the newcomer to the roof to make a wish, I just didn't know what happened and fell down." ”

The young man looked at Ding Ning, casually threw the cigarette butt on the ground and stepped on it, took out another cigarette from the pocket of his shirt and put it in his mouth, snapped his fingers, and a flame appeared out of thin air and lit the cigarette.

Looking at Ding Ning's adoring and shocked expression, the young man spat out the smoke ring and smiled: "You are... Ding Ning yes, I'm Xu Fan, don't be too nervous, the watermelon should give you a brief introduction, since it's a wish, you have to think about it carefully, and then make a wish, otherwise you will regret it later, you go, come back and see me. ”

Ding Ning bent down at Xu Fan, and hurriedly followed the watermelon up the stairs to the roof.

"Uncle Watermelon, the boss looks pretty good, not scary."

Watermelon snorted.

"If you've ever seen the boss tear Hüdra apart, you know what kind of beastly heart he hides beneath his sven exterior."

"Xudra? The legendary hydra? Are you teasing me? ”

Watermelon turned his head and said solemnly:

"You'll see you one day, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and make a wish, while the rain hasn't stopped, what wishes do you want to make?"

Ding Ning gritted his teeth and nodded vigorously.

Watermelon hammered Ding Ning with a grin, and there was a hint of obscenity on his face.

"You don't want to be as handsome as a knife, or do you want to rule the world, or become the richest man in the world?"

Ding Ning smiled incomprehensibly.

"Hey, hey, haha, I want all of these, make a wish or something, in fact, the Douyin joke on the Internet can't think about it, sister or something, I already have the answer!"

Ding Ning pointed at the sky, and a bolt of lightning fell, illuminating Ding Ning's stupid face that was laughing wildly and twisted.

"Prayer cards! Grant my wish! I want a magic lamp that can grant three wishes!!!! ”

The thunder rolled, Ding Ning took out the black card and slammed the prayer card to the ground!