Volume 1 The Super Beep Expert in Zhonghai City Chapter 10 Debilitating Tactics
If there really is a Prince Charming who came out of a fairy tale in this world, then his name must be Ou Ruoqing.
Ou Ruoqing, who has a quarter of the British royal blood, grew up with a golden spoon since she was a child, and unlike those nouveau riche, the thin Ou family has been inherited for five hundred years, and the industry is all over the world, and the children of the Ou family have grown up under an extremely strict aristocratic education, and Ou Ruoqing is a model.
Marble-like delicate and handsome appearance thanks to noble blood, graceful demeanor comes from the family's education, whether it is sports, art, or academics, Ou Ruoqing is proficient in everything. Especially playing the violin, the teenager Ou Ruoqing has been invited to Vienna many times to participate in concerts, in the tide of applause, Ou Ruoqing was named "Prince Qing", but it is the same as the nickname "Lover" given by the girls of Huangxiang High School.
The word perfect seems to be an adjective tailor-made for Ou Ruoqing, but such Ou Ruoqing is not domineering, and no one in Huangxiang High School knows that Ou Ruoqing has such a prominent family background, he always faces everyone with his bright smile like the sun, no matter how poor or poor.
It stands to reason that even though Huangxiang High School is the premier senior high school in Zhonghai City, it can't accommodate the prince of the Ou family, but Ou Ruoqing came to Huangxiang High School to live an ordinary life incognito.
All because of the prophecy of a mysterious gypsy soothsayer.
"In the sighs of the gods, in the most poignant tunes to play the saddest love, on the most gorgeous dance floor, at the pinnacle of your life, you are destined to fall in love with someone you should not fall in love with, she is like the shadow of the moon in the water, the dream of empty flowers, taking away your soul, your life, your honor, your name, all you have, leaving you with nothing but eternal pain and the greatest misfortune."
Fifteen-year-old Ou Ruoqing did not want to believe the old woman's words, but his mother was full of worry, and from that day on, Ou Ruoqing was sent to Zhonghai City, lived incognito, and ordered Ou Ruoqing not to touch his violin again.
But for Ou Ruoqing, it has always been his dream to become the greatest violinist in the world, just because of the ridiculous prediction of a charlatan, he will give up his dream completely, what is the difference between this and killing him! The outwardly elegant and polite Ou Ruoqing hides a rebellious heart, he hates this prophecy so much, and he also challenges this prophecy in his own way.
At great cost, Ou Ruoqing found a head descender in Nanyang and placed a curse on herself:
He would never be tempted by a woman!
"There will never be a girl in this world that I Ou Ruoqing fell in love with!"
Ou Ruoqing believes in the power of this curse, and this curse does play a lot of power, even if there are many beautiful girls around to send autumn waves, Ou Ruoqing will maintain a polite smile, and her heart is as clear as ice. Even Lu Lili, Lu Xiaoai, and Leng Qingxue will not let Ou Ruoqing waver in the slightest.
He always kept that bright smile of politeness and distance, and he thought he would keep smiling like this for the rest of his life.
But today, Ou Ruoqing couldn't laugh at all.
The whole day was spent in a trance with all her thoughts on her mind.
Because of a dream.
In the dream, he opened a door and saw a girl.
The girl was wearing a bright yellow coat, her hair was wet and sticking to her snow-white face, and her big eyes were like frightened fawns glowing with water-colored mist... It was also at this moment that Ou Ruoqing's dusty heart was beating wildly...
"It's okay, it's just a dream."
Ou Ruoqing, who was sitting in the classroom, looked out the window in a daze...
In the health room, Ding Ning looked at the snow-white ceiling weakly, and the two cats, soy sauce and mustard, squatted at Ding Ning's feet.
"So... Has time really reset? Doesn't it say that the Thirteen Rules do not allow interference with time? ”
Wasabi licked his paws.
"The Three Three Bells are the magic costumes of the law, and they are legendary props that can break through the limits, and it is not a violation of the law to reset the time with the Three Three Bells."
"The Law God Costume? Sansan Bell is also a kind of infinite god costume?! ”
"Hmmm! That's right, Sansan Bell is an artifact that interweaves debut and reason, and it is an infinite god costume left by the previous infinite deacon, the limit of the thirteen laws is not absolute, some magical props can break through the limitations of the law, and the three three bells are this kind of artifact that surpasses the ordinary infinite god costume! We'll only use it to reset time, but it's powerful! ”
"So everything that happened this morning will look so familiar... That's right! Why didn't you tell me earlier!! ”
Wasabi's cat face shows humanized embarrassment.
"Okay, don't be angry, Ding Ning's cutie meow!" Mustard walked to Ding Ning's chest with a cat's step and stepped on it flatteringly.
Soy sauce still put on a disdainful face and licked his paws to himself.
Ding Ning glared at the soy sauce hatefully.
"Hey! You dead cat! Don't you have anything to say? ”
"Hmph, what did Ben Meow say, you are a dishman, you are so good at arranging it, you are a shameful thing."
"What! You're the one who makes a joke! Lao Tzu is a human being! You let me be a hero to save the cat! You can't figure it out! Even if I win against those dogs, will it be honorable?! And will that middle two Grim Reaper pretend to be a beep and allow me to pretend to beep in peace!? And also! I've wanted to ask that shit for a long time! It's the ones you called the dogs!! And there's more! Didn't Chu Xiyao say she wanted to help me? Where is she?! And there's more! Chu Xiyao said that your IQ is the same level as Leng Qingxue, and sure enough, the two of you are the same mentally retarded... Oh! ”
Before Ding Ning finished complaining, a big hammer smashed on his head, and then the soy sauce showed the kitten's claws, and scratched Ding Ning's stupid face fiercely, Ding Ning let out a miserable scream, raised his head and just took a look at Xiaoxue with a murderous face.
"Little chick, you're amazing, you're talking about my genius snow or something?"
Ding Ning's eyes widened, and he hurriedly said to him: "No, no, no, no, I didn't say anything." ”
Blinking, the big-eyed little love grinned and came out from behind Xiao Xue.
"Ding Ning said bad things about Xiaoxue, we all heard it, hahaha, Ding Ning, don't be angry, Xiaoxue actually cares about you very much, let's go help you find Sister Xiyao."
Xiao Xue blinked her eyes and said aggrievedly: "That's right, Fairy Xue is looking for Chu Xiyao everywhere for you, and you still secretly say bad things about Fairy Snow, you have no conscience!" ”
Soy sauce glanced at Chu Xiyao, who was leaning against the door and napping behind Xiao Xue with disdain.
"Obviously unwilling to miss out on 10 million, I went to reach some kind of agreement with Chu Xiyao..."
Xiaoxue blinked a little embarrassedly, and then glared at the soy sauce murderously.
"You dead cat, you're still as unpopular as that stinky man who is as cold as a knife."
Soy sauce snorted, jumped in front of Chu Xiyao, and woke Chu Xiyao up with a slap.
"Don't sleep! You Miss Scrapwood! ”
Chu Xiyao sat down on the ground and hurriedly shook her little head like a rattle.
"What about it! No sleep, no sleep! ”
"That's it! Miss Waste Firewood, no matter how you talk to those two little girls, the task can't be completed, and we can't get a single beep, so take out your infinite god outfit! ”
Chu Xiyao rubbed her sleepy eyes and nodded hurriedly, unzipped the jacket on her body, put her hand into the clothes on her chest, and then took out a big makeup case.
Ding Ning's eyes widened as he watched Chu Xiyao take out the Infinite God Costume from his chest, his plump chest trembled under this exaggerated action, and a nosebleed immediately remained.
Xiaoxue glared at Ding Ning and slapped Ding Ning's pig brother in the face.
"What are you looking at, haven't you seen it, haven't you seen the four-dimensional pocket?"
"I've seen it, Uncle Watermelon told me..."
Chu Xiyao flatteringly put the makeup case in front of the soy sauce, sat obediently on the side and muttered in a low voice:
"What do you want to do with soy sauce, well, I can't figure it out, forget it, Miss Ben can't do what she thinks about, you can watch it."
Ding Ning looked at the makeup case curiously and asked cautiously:
"This is Miss Chu's infinite god costume? I've seen Uncle Watermelon, his watch and pan are quite magical, what is this makeup case for? ”
Soy sauce poked the cat's face into the makeup box, and explained while rummaging: "Watermelon should have told you, the more complex the infinite god costume enchants on the props, the more comprehensive the function of the props, this makeup box has a lot of functions, but it is generally related to makeup, and the ugly makeup of Miss Waste Wood is done by this thing, in addition to modifying the charm, the function of the perfume in the makeup box is also magical..."
"Then so many props in this makeup box are only considered an infinite god costume?"
"Well, that's right, Miss Waste Wood is an expert in vegetable beeping, and she only has an infinite god costume..."
"Dish ratio?" Ding Ning heard the new vocabulary, and asked curiously.
"Well, Miss Waste Wood is just like you."
"Minato, it turns out that Miss Waste Wood is at the same level as me! No wonder it's so pit! ”
Chu Xiyao pouted pitifully and said:
"Why... Miss Ben won't be pitting... Not... I'm sleepy..."
Soy sauce glanced at Chu Xiyao with disdain.
"This waste firewood is earlier than watermelon to become a beep expert, mixed for a year or vegetable level, you should know how waste firewood she is, the beep expert, that is, the infinite deacon is graded, divided into five levels, vegetable level, old bird level, king level, epic level, legend level, each level of improvement will unlock an infinite god costume, get new power, and new permissions, you will know in the future, by the way, watermelon is an old bird level expert."
Ding Ning said excitedly and loudly: "Could it be the legendary monster-fighting upgrade stream?!" There is even a realm division, I have a big Cao! It's on fire! That's right, that's right! What rank are the others?! ”
Xiao Ai replied on the side: "I know, the knife and the watermelon are both old birds, Ah Li is a king, and the boss seems to be epic!" “
"It's worthy of being the boss, it's hanging! What about Little Fantasy? What rank is she? ”
"Little Fantasy? What little fantasy? Who is Little Fantasy? ”
"Uh... When I didn't ask. ”
Hmph, it turns out that there are so many sayings about the Infinite Deacon, wait, I, Ding Ning, will become a legendary master one day sooner or later!
Ding Ning looked at the pink makeup box with some excitement, and immediately thought about it, when making the infinite god costume by himself, he must choose the most complex props to make the most awesome infinite god costume!
Just when Ding Ning was drooling and falling into a fantasy, Soy Sauce jumped in front of Ding Ning with a small perfume bottle.
"Found it, it's this prop, Weak Perfume Meow!"
"Debilitating perfume?!"
Xiao Xue also let out a coquettish cry when she heard this name, and hurriedly leaned over and asked:
"Soy sauce, are you sure you use debilitating tactics?"
"That's right! This perfume is sprayed on the body, and as long as others smell it, the corresponding properties will be reduced. Before, Watermelon used enhancement tactics to let Ding Ning grasp the power that should not belong to him, which caused a big mess, since it is not advisable to enhance him himself, then let's use the method of weakening others! As long as everyone else becomes a waste of firewood, he can easily pretend to beep! ”
Ding Ning's eyes lit up when he heard the sound of soy sauce, and he gave a thumbs up.
"High! That's a high idea! As long as everyone is weaker than me, I can beep with peace of mind, so I don't have to worry about knocking down the flying saucer with a single force! Soy sauce, you're really a genius meow! ”
Soy sauce glanced at Ding Ning with disdain.
"It's not going to be fun to be praised by an idiot."
“...”
Xiao Ai woke up Chu Xiyao, who had fallen asleep, Chu Xiyao rubbed her eyes and said loudly:
"Well, I didn't fall asleep, I didn't fall asleep."
The soy sauce slapped Chu Xiyao's head.
"Waste wood! Let's talk about which bottle corresponds to which attribute weakness! ”
"Hmm, it hurts! Soy sauce, won't you be gentle with cute girls? ”
"Meow!"
Chu Xiyao took out the vials one by one with a bitter face and explained:
"A bottle corresponds to an attribute, just spray it on the body, people who ask about the taste will be weakened, well, what is this bottle, the label can't be seen clearly, this bottle is too, several bottles of labels are gone, woo, a bunch of vampires, you save some use, it's almost not much..."
Ding Ning stuffed all the eight small perfume bottles into his arms, only to feel full of strength, and couldn't help but look up to the sky and roar:
"Ahahahaha, the ants tremble! This seat will show you what true cruelty is!! ”
Ding Ning ran out of the health room with a smirk, and Xiao Ai hurriedly followed with mustard and soy sauce.
Chu Xiyao cried and sorted out the cosmetics that were messed up by soy sauce, Xiaoxue rolled her eyes and came over.
"Sister Xiyao, I'll help you tidy up!"
"Okay~ tidy up, don't steal my lipstick~"
"How is that possible? Hehehehe, what kind of person do you think of my honest snow! ”
Xiao Xue smiled dryly and secretly stuffed a lipstick into her pocket, and suddenly Chu Xiyao shouted, which scared Xiao Xue into a spirit.
"That's not right! I remember putting my Emoration Perfume and Illusion Perfume here! ”
"Enchanted perfume? Illusion perfume? “
"Yes! That one is meant to attract dogs, and I've never used it! By the way, there is also the illusion perfume, which can make people who smell it hallucinate, and it is a particularly precious perfume! ”
Syllable!
Command the gun!
Ding Ning scratched his head, and a faint fragrance emanated, sweeping the entire playground, and his opponents exclaimed:
"Why is your body so heavy all of a sudden?"
This is a weakened force!
"I'm so tired!"
It's a physical weakness!
All the boys struggled to move their bodies at a speed that was not much faster than a turtle could crawl.
This is in the agility of the weakened!
Li Yu and Li Zhou stepped on dog shit without running two steps.
It's a stroke of bad luck!
The girls who were originally cheering for Ou Ruoqing cast disdainful glances, and Ou Ruoqing looked aggrievedly at the girls around her lying on the ground and spitting!
It's a charm weak!
Director Li Dali picked his nose and drooled, looking at Ding Ning smirking and muttering to himself,
"Hey, hey, hey, I'm a big idiot~"
This is a mental retardation!!
Aha
"Silly fart, little chick, hurry up!"
Sports Commissioner Qiu Tianyi slapped him, and Ding Ning was once again beaten back to reality.
"Gotcha~hahaha,heheha~~"
In everyone's puzzled sight, Ding Ning smirked while trotting to the starting line, and secretly took out a small bottle full of perfume that had been prepared a long time ago.
"Hehehe, although I don't know what the attribute of this bottle of perfume is, but no matter what kind of attribute, as long as the others are weakened, I will win!"
Ding Ning secretly sprayed perfume on his body, and proudly gestured a scissor hand to Xiao Ai, who was hiding in the crowd and holding mustard.
Not far away, the soy sauce cow stood in front of the wild dogs and the little sparrows.
"Meow! (Comrades!) After that stupid kid wins in a moment, you all know what to do! Now rehearse and cheer the group! )”
The dogs barked in unison.
Soy sauce nodded.
"Meow~ (Well, good!) )”
"Meow! (BGM Group!) )”
"Twitter, scum, slag, slag
"Meow! (You stupid bunches!) Is it just this one song~?! )”
Just as the soy sauce was talking, the big yellow dog sniffed his nose fiercely.
"Wang? (What taste?) It's so fragrant~)"
The dogs sniffed in fascination.
"Wow! (Ah~this~so fresh, so tempting~)"
"Wow! (It's like, crispy pork ribs, and like an attractive bowl of hot Xiang~!) )
"Woohoo! (Nope!) I smell the smell of first love! That's my goddess! My little fairy! My little darling! )”
"Woooooo (It's love!) It's coming too fast like a tornado! )
All the dogs looked at the source of the fragrance with red eyes - Ding Ning, who was pouting and ready to start!
"Woohoo! (Ahh That pose! Such ecstasy! It's waiting for me! )”
"Woooooo (Baby!) I'm coming~! )”
Soy Sauce's eyes widened and he looked at the group of dogs around him who had begun to become abnormal.
"Meow?"
Finally, the dogs couldn't hold back the excitement in their hearts, and rushed to Ding Ning with a wild scream!
At this moment, the call gun sounded, and the 200-meter sprint began.
Ding Ning looked at the classmates around him with a puzzled look and rushed out energetically, without any signs of being weakened at all, and after a while, Ding Ning was left behind.
"I've got a big groove, it shouldn't be, why doesn't it seem to have any effect? Damn, Chu Xiyao is not reliable~! “
Just when Ding Ning was scolding, he suddenly heard a continuous dog barking behind him, Ding Ning only felt that the hairs on his back stood up, and an ominous premonition came to his heart, he slowly turned his head, grew his nostrils, and what came into his eyes was the more than thirty wild dogs with their tongues and red eyes rushing towards him, kicking up a cloud of dust!
Ding Ning let out a miserable scream, burst out with all the potential in his body, and rushed out frantically with all his might.
"Minato!! Help me~~!!!!! ”
The students in the audience were also completely stupefied by this amazing scene.
"Do the chicks have a grudge against these dogs?"
"Isn't it just a dog snatching from its mouth to eat, as for it..."
"Picked up by dogs... It's quite ordinary, it's really drunk to be chased away by so many dogs! ”
Xiao Ai hugged the mustard tightly, and her big eyes widened.
"Wow~ Ding Ning still has potential ability, you see that he has surpassed everyone~!"
Mustard covered the kitten's face.
"Wasabi thinks that even if Ding Ning is cutie, even if he runs first, he is not happy..."
Ding Ning rushed across the finish line, followed by a large group of wild dogs behind him, and the referees who were originally guarding the finish line were stupid and even rolled and crawled to dodge.
Ding Ning ran while crying, looking back at the wild dog behind him from time to time, and the soy sauce followed closely behind the wild dog, making a meowing sound.
"Meow meow! (Are you crazy?!) What are you doing?! )”
The little sparrows flew in the air and formed a formation, unconsciously posing in an array of "SB".
"Twitter, scum, scum, scum, slag
Finally, Ding Ning couldn't run anymore, and fell to the ground, and the wild dogs pounced on Ding Ning, immediately burying Ding Ning under him.
The dogs panted, grinned, stretched out their tongues, and had red eyes, unconsciously swaying their bodies on Ding Ning, and began their outrageous bestiality!
All the audience widened their eyes and mouths, listening to Ding Ning's screams, they took out their mobile phones and clicked to shoot, and some people immediately uploaded videos and pictures to Weibo, Facebook and other social platforms, with exaggerated titles:
"Surprise! The juvenile life war is staged in broad daylight! ”
"Lao Tzu has grown so big, and finally saw what is called a dog's day..."
"It's just because the dog grabbed a mouthful of in his mouth, and the end was so tragic!"
Xiao Xue and Chu Xiyao, who arrived in a hurry, stared at the tragic scene in the playground with round eyes, Chu Xiyao blinked her beautiful eyes, Xiao Xue covered her mouth lightly, and couldn't help but take out her mobile phones and join the shooting ranks.
Ding Ning bit his lip tightly and howled in great humiliation:
"Oh my God! Do you want to play with me to death! Kill me!! ”