Text: The East Chu Foursome

When the three girls heard this, they all glanced at Tian Fu, glanced at each other, and each nodded solemnly in agreement! Wen Keke reached out and took the bag in Tian Fu's hand and asked, "How much does it weigh here?" Tian Fu said: "Even the shrimp with water, four catties and two taels." Wen Keke said: "So sure? Tian Fu said: "Of course!" Wen Keke said: "How are you sure? Tian Fu pointed to the door of the market and said, "There are fair scales there!" Go there and weigh it and you'll find out! Wen Keke said: "Let's go and weigh it!" ”

She wanted to know if Tian Fushou could accurately estimate the weight. Pick up the bag and walk to the fair scale. Ji Meng and Qin Sirou are very concerned about whether they let people give one and a half pounds of shrimp less! Quickly following behind Wen Keke, Tian Fu saw that the three girls were gone, he followed behind gracefully, and said in his heart: "I dare to doubt that my brother weighs by hand, if I tell you that I can be accurate to the gram, I won't scare you to death!" ”

Wen Keke came to the edge of the fair scale, put the bag on the fair scale, looked at the fair scale display, opened his mouth wide, looked at the number on it in disbelief and stayed on 2105 grams, rubbed his eyes, and said that the number displayed on it was indeed 2105 grams, and Okita Fu gave a thumbs up! Qin Sirou looked at the number displayed on the scale, and said to Tian Fu that she had let people be slaughtered, and she had already believed five points, thinking of the boss's performance of being a thief, she believed four points, and the remaining one point was left by her, she didn't want to believe that she would let people slaughter her with her wisdom and beauty! It's like throwing something she is proud of into the muddy water, and stepping on her feet hard, which is uncomfortable.

Suddenly thought: "When I was packing, I weighed it again, and my uncle saw it?" With the afterglow of his eyes, he suddenly saw Tian Fu holding a crayfish in his hand, and thought: "This crayfish was caught by the uncle, and it is not overweighed!" He asked, "Uncle, can you estimate the weight of that crayfish in your hand?" Tian Fuman didn't care and said: "What's so difficult about this, 35 grams!" Qin Sirou reached out and took the crayfish in Tian Fu's hand, took the bag on the fair scale, and put the crayfish on the fair scale. The scale shows exactly 35 grams. Ji Meng and Wen Keke stared at Tian Fu with wide eyes, they didn't believe that someone could estimate the weight so accurately with their hands, and they both thought in their hearts: "Today I have seen what a master is in the people!" ”

Qin Sirou opened the bag, grabbed a crayfish and handed it to Tian Fu, "What about this one?" Tian Fu put the crayfish in the palm of his hand, shook it twice, and said, "32 grams." "Put it on the scale, along with the previous crayfish shows exactly 67 grams! This time, Qin Sirou was dead, knowing that Tian Fu did have the ability to weigh with her hands, and Tian Fu had no need to deceive her into being cheated. There are all kinds of signs that she has indeed been cheated, which makes her, who has always advertised that she will not be deceived by her wisdom, when she thinks that she is not planted in the palace fighting drama in the university dormitory, nor in the officialdom of the university student union, but now she is falling in the ordinary grocery shopping. How willing did this make her, and said angrily: "This boss who killed a thousand knives really gave me one and a half pounds of shrimp!" I'm so angry, the money to buy shrimp is on a hot day, and I got it by putting it on the Internet celebrity bear puppet, and I earned it after three days of handing out flyers! I'm! "Turned around and walked towards the Zhou Ji fish stall,

Tian Fu saw her walking towards the Zhouji fish stall, and knew that she was going to settle accounts with the owner of the fish stall, so he hurriedly said: "Sister Sisi, what are you doing here!" Qin Sirou didn't reply: "Find that black-hearted boss to settle accounts!" Tian Fu saw that she was so angry, so he hurriedly ran in front of her in three steps, blocked in front of her and said: "Sister, you must stop doing things in moderation when you mix society, and accept it when you see it, it's not good if it's too much!" Qin Sirou said: "He did something wrong, why can't I find him!" Tian Fu said: "Sister, do you remember our intention to find the boss at the beginning?" Qin Sirou said: "I know! You said that the shrimp I bought was short of two catties, and I asked the boss to make up for it! ”

Tian Fu said: "Yes, our purpose is to let him make up the numbers!" We've achieved our goal, so why are we going to him? Qin Sirou said: "But he lied!" Tian Fu said: "Sister Qin, do whatever you want, do whatever you want, those who have no excess, those who have no excess, those who have no excess, do not know what they do." It is said that things depend on the human heart, and the human heart depends on the desire. If there is no limit to desire, there is no limit to the human heart. Once the human heart has no limits, then what he does is not even understood by himself. If your intention was to teach him from the beginning, we should not have accepted the number he gave me! Instead, actively try to prove that you bought shrimp from him, and he is missing your number! Instead of accepting the number he made up now, and then going to him again because he was in a bad mood. By accepting something from someone else in this way, you have already given up the opportunity to punish him. And he has given more shrimp as an atonement gift, you are looking for him, in order to keep his signboard, he must prove a few things about him, once you can't prove it, or the strength of the proof is not enough, he will use the supplement to say things, saying that you are insatiable! You found a second-rate man to find him, and in order to calm things down, he gave you two catties of shrimp, and you went to him, what should you do? Can you justify your claims? ”

Qin Sirou said: "Did you just let him go?" Tian Fu said: "It's not that we let him go like this, but we accepted other people's overtures, and the reason for going to him is no longer tenable!" If you insist on looking for it, you will have to take many days! Now that you've recouped your losses, I don't think it's worth putting too much effort into it. It's really not worth it! Qin Sirou said: "Just let people be pitted, I'm not willing at all!" Tian Fu said: "Sister, in the world, it is not wise to like to find out right and wrong, and it is wise to be able to find out but not to find out; It is not brave to be able to win, but to be able to win without winning to be brave. In many things, it's harder to stop than to start. You and I are not the protagonists, we don't even want to be played by life, we need to do our best, and if we want to play with the complex interpersonal relationship of society, we have to make a choice!! Qin Sirou pondered Tian Fu's advice, her face changed, and finally turned her head and walked towards the door of the vegetable market! Tian Fu said to Wen Keke and Ji Meng: "Let's go!" Wen Keke saw that Tian Fu told Qin Sirou, Qin Sirou was a little unhappy, picked up the crayfish knocked by Tian Fu, handed the crayfish to Tian Fu's eyes, and said: "Uncle, your bamboo pole knocked on such a crayfish, it's a failure!" Tian Fu's expression froze, and he said in a long voice: "Hey? ~" Wen Keke looked at Tian Fu's black line, shrugged his shoulders at Qin Sirou with WeChat, turned around and walked forward, Qin Sirou saw Tian Fu's deflated appearance, his mood improved significantly, and he followed quickly. Tian Fu looked at Ji Meng, Ji Meng nodded to Tian Fu, and said, "Uncle, you knocked a crayfish, so failed!" After speaking, he turned around and followed Wen Keke's footsteps, leaving Tian Fu alone behind the cool breeze blowing on the street corner, Tian Fu recognized his performance, the third daughter gave him thirty-two likes, he may not be able to afford it, but it is well deserved to give one like! As a result, the third girl gave a good and failed evaluation, Tian Fu thought: "If I let you go, I'm afraid you will fight for half a day, and you may not be able to get a shrimp!" When I turned around, I saw that the two shrimps were still crawling on the scale, and I couldn't help but be annoyed: "What are you still climbing, you go back and wait for the pot!" He grabbed two crayfish and threw them into the bag, and hurried to follow the three girls.

When he came back and passed by the security booth, Tian Fu saw the young man riding an electric car to the security booth from a distance, stopped, and said, "Hey~, Meng Meng, there's a good show!" Ji Meng looked left and right and said, "That?" Tian Fu pointed to the young man. Said: "Just him!" The young man rode an electric car to the security booth in a hurry, with a look of anger on his face, and said, "Uncle, it's not right!" I drove along this road for more than ten minutes, and when I came to the end, I didn't see the sign with the old house written on it! I also asked the people around me, and they all said that there is no place called Laowuwei here! The uncle smiled: "If you had called the uncle just now, you would have arrived a long time ago!" Tian Fu and the four of them couldn't help but laugh! Seeing that the young man is deflated, the most exciting part has been seen, regardless of the follow-up plot, bury your head in the road!

At night, Tian Fu and the four of them gathered around the table in the living room, nibbling on crayfish, Ji Meng looked at the mountain of shrimp shells piled up in front of Tian Fu, and looked back at the shrimp shells in front of her, which were full of rice bowls, and thought: "No, I have to find a way to distract my uncle, the speed of peeling shrimp shells is too fast!" I peel one and he can eat three! He asked, "Uncle, there is a game exhibition in the comic hall the day after tomorrow, will you go to see it?" Tian Fu tilted his head and thought: "I'm very interested in Penguin's "Spring and Autumn", I'll go and see it!" Ji Meng smiled and said, "Uncle, how is your technique in playing the game of eating chicken?" Tian Fu said: "It's okay!" At least get out of the box on the ground, to the point of a humanoid stroke!" Ji Meng stretched out his hand to Qin Sirou and Wen Keke, and said: "Then you should go to Tianyu's booth to have a look, the three of us are going to perform on stage, you go and add popularity to me, if you are lucky, you can also participate in Tianyu's activities, and if you successfully eat chicken once, you can bring home a holographic simulation optical brain worth more than 100,000 yuan!" ”

Tian Fu smiled slightly, stretched his waist and said: "It seems that there is a stage for my performance, I successfully ate chicken once, and took away more than 100,000 light brains, I really want to sleep, someone sent a pillow, I just lack a light brain, I want Tianyu's light brain!" Wen Keke saw Tian Fu's unashamed appearance, she knew some of the inside information of Tianyu's activities, and couldn't help but say loudly: "Tianyu's light brain is not easy to take, they invited the champion team of the chicken professional competition, the Dongchu team, to be the finale boss." These people are all people who have become gods in their respective fields. Tian Fu smiled and said: "Since I am on the opposite side, then I can only kill the gods!" ”

Wen Keke said: "God doesn't say that you can kill you!" Tian Fuxin said: "Who stipulated that I can't kill gods?" He smiled and said, "You said that God doesn't say that you can kill you!" Prove that in your heart, they can still be killed! Wen Keke didn't think that Tian Fu would use her words as a spear to attack her, she only thought that Tian Fu was a dead duck with a hard mouth, and she didn't know how powerful the opponent was, and said: "Do you know how hard the brainless marksmanship of the Dongchu clan is, how eager the hand is and how fast the eyes are, and the blink of an eye becomes a box, and the nine heads of the ten people are talking about the brainless gang of the Dongchu clan." Needless to say, the captain Gou Shuai is thoughtful, does things without leakage, and uses scheming to stop the strange flow. The buttress is a human radar, and he can't remember a little bit of wind and grass on the map, how long a road will run, he can calculate, so there is a saying that the wall is attacked, and the victory and defeat have been divided! The sniper of the immortal leaving Dongchu, his statement is very simple, 98k is in hand, and the immortal has to leave. This is the opponent you want to kill the gods, and they are all people who have proven themselves worthy of their name in the professional arena. Tian Fu smiled: "Since I played against them, can I not fight?" ”