Text: Pit goods daily
After coming over for a while, Tian Fu saw that the third girl had already dressed herself, there was nothing to see, she returned to his room, changed into a sportswear, walked to the kitchen, and cooked some noodles to eat. Wen Keke glanced at Tian Fu and said, "Oh, didn't he say yesterday that he wanted to be a sandbag for people?" This is to be used as a punching bag. Ji Mengqi said: "Huh? Wen Keke said: "According to him, he had a fight when he was a child, which made people crush and be stimulated, so he exercised his body to prepare for the next fight." He went to that fight club to be a sparring partner, which was equivalent to participating in military exercises for fighting. Enrich your own practical experience. ”
Ji Meng took a closer look at Tian Fu's figure and felt that he had a leopard head and eyes, broad shoulders and a round waist, and a face like a heavy jujube. Wen Keke shrugged and said: "But others say that forgetting to fight will be dangerous, and you must take precautions!" Ji Meng pursed his mouth and said, "I don't think his head has brains, but muscles!" Wen Keke said: "I think so too! Look at the put! When he comes back today, he must have a blue nose and swollen face! ”
Ji Meng sighed. Wen Keke said: "As long as he wears this suit, he will come back like this." Stretching out his hand to the corner of the wall, he said, "Did you see that bottle of medicinal wine?" That's the bone-setting medicine he prepared for himself. Ji Meng looked at Tian Fu in shock, and said in his heart: "This person is a violent maniac!" In order to beat someone, even yourself will be beaten in the end! said: "Is this guy the wrong scripture, it's okay to be a sandbag!" Wen Keke said: "I don't know about this!" ”
Ji Meng suddenly thought that he was going to live under the same roof with a terrorist whose mind was full of violent thoughts, and asked, "Aren't you afraid of being with such a dangerous person with muscles in his brain?" Wen Keke said: "At first, Sisi and I were very scared! Later, I found out that he was just a fierce-looking person, much easier to deal with than others! Ji Meng asked, "How did you find out?" Wen Keke said: "Sisi and I just arrived at noon, didn't have lunch, said that we would invite us to lunch, cook for us, exchange feelings, understand each other's taboo things, and talk about each other's requirements for each other." When he was cooking, he naturally closed the kitchen door. Don't let fumes into the living room. At that moment, I thought he was okay, and in the days that followed, he did what we asked each other and didn't do anything excessive. ”
Ji Meng said in his heart: "Since Wen Keke is not afraid of him, what do I have to worry about!" He said, "That's it! Tian Fu's hearing was already better than most people's, and the two girls didn't deliberately lower their voices to talk about him, so he naturally heard the content of the conversation between the two women clearly. At this time, the noodles were cooked, and he picked them up and said, "Little Corgi, let's finish talking!" When we're done, let's have breakfast! Wen Keke walked up to Tian Fu, picked up the noodles on the table, placed the ingredients by himself, and said, "Uncle, you see that your dishes are so delicious, why don't you like to wash dishes!" Tian Fu said: "I don't know, I just don't like it anyway." ”
Qin Sirou heard Tian Fu shouting that the meal was open, walked out of the room, came to the kitchen, picked up his own noodles, skillfully placed the ingredients, passed by Ji Meng's side, and quipped: "Mengmeng, you snack goods, you must take care of your stomach, don't come for a month, not only lose your figure, but also lose your people!" ”
Ji Meng didn't know what to say: "What? Wen Keke continued: "Sisi and I call him Chef Tian, it's not unreasonable, I've grown so big, and I've met so many people, I can't think of anyone whose cooking skills are higher than him!" Qin Sirou said: "I have also been to many star-rated hotels, and I don't think that there is a chef from that star-rated hotel who surpasses him!" Without giving Ji Meng a chance to react, Wen Keke continued: "It's a pleasure to really eat the dishes made by Chef Tian!" Your foodie attributes, I'm worried that you've sold yourself because of eating! ”
Wen Keke and Qin Sirou sang and harmonized, and Ji Meng was stunned, looked at Tian Fu, and asked, "What you said is really so good?" Wen Keke and Qin Sirou both nodded yes! Ji Meng saw that Tian Fu seemed to be looking at her a little nervously, and had the intention to tease Tian Fu, and deliberately said with silky eyes: "It's really good!" If you sell yourself, you can't help it! ”
Tian Fu listened to her words and did not mean to refuse directly, and his heart was quite moved. But he knew that with his appearance, he was far away from falling in love at first sight, so he thought that this matter was a joke between the three girls, but he shook his head angrily and didn't take the topic! What surprised him was that Ji Meng's experience with him, coupled with Wen Keke's narration of him, made Ji Meng can't help but be curious about him, and he has a mysterious concern for him!
After a meal, everyone ate their own breakfast, Qin Sirou was washing dishes in the kitchen, Ji Meng was cleaning the room, and then Wen Keke found Tian Fu and said, "Uncle come back early today!" Sisi and I have a treat today! Tian Fu said: "If only I just eat!" Or am I going to do it? Insincere. Wen Keke said: "Don't use such a powerful chef, do you think it's possible!" Tian Fu said: "Can you put a little more spicy chili pepper?" Wen Keke heard Tian Fu's request to add chili peppers, knowing that he was a person who was not spicy or happy, and smiled slightly: "The three of us can't eat many chili peppers, you see how many chili peppers we can eat, you can put as many chili peppers as you want!" ”
Tian Fu looked at Wen Keke's smiling eyes, and when he thought of Wen Keke and Qin Sirou's chili peppers, as long as there were more than half of the finger peppers in the dish, they would be so spicy that they would cry and cry for their mother, and they would feel a headache when they took a bite of the dish. Whispered: "Got it! What do you want to eat! Wen Keke said: "Crayfish and Songhua Guiyu!" Tian Fu thought about how long it would take to make these two dishes, and said, "You wash the dishes, and I'll come back at four o'clock." Wen Keke said: "Then do you need to buy any ingredients?" Tian Fu said: "No, there are ingredients at home." As soon as he finished speaking, Ji Meng cleaned up the sanitation and poured the garbage into the garbage bag, Tian Fu picked up the garbage bag and walked outside the house.
Ji Meng saw Tian Fu's back disappear from the door, and asked, "Hey~ Ke Ke!" How do I think my uncle is not interested in you for dinner! Wen Keke smiled: "Of course his interest is not high!" Think about it, a person who eats vegetables and can't wait to put finger peppers in the dishes to make the spicy taste sink to the bones, and those of us who only eat peppers, what kind of interest can he have! ”
Ji Mengqi said: "Then if he puts a lot of finger peppers in the dish today, what should we do, the finger peppers are so spicy!" Wen Keke waved his hand and said, "Anla, Mengmeng, don't worry, if he puts a lot of finger peppers in the dish, he won't have that expression just now!" Ji Meng said: "Huh? How so? ”
Wen Keke walked quickly to the refrigerator, opened the refrigerator door, took out a bottle of red chopped peppers, and said, "Dangdang!" This is Uncle's secret weapon! It's full of peppers, which can kill people! When my uncle and I ate with Sisi, he would only put peppers in the dishes, and when he ate them himself, he would wrap them in the chopped peppers. Ji Meng exclaimed: "He still has this awareness?" Wen Keke pressed Ji Meng with his hand and said with a smile: "Otherwise, how can I say that others are not bad!" Qin Sirou washed the dishes and said to Ji Meng: "Mengmeng, wait a minute, let's go buy the vegetables first, and then I'll take you to the interview, get used to the venue, rehearse, and prepare for the game exhibition in two days!" Ji Meng nodded and said, "Hmm! Hearing that Qin Sirou didn't mention Wen Keke, she looked back at Wen Keke and said, "What about Keke?" Wen Keke said: "I have asked the supervisor for leave, and today I will go to the hospital to check it out to see if my injury has any effect on my performance in two days!" The three of them chatted for a while, and each went to prepare his own things!
At noon, Wen Keke checked his body, and the doctor told him that there was no major problem and that he could perform on stage. I walked out of the hospital happily, walked on the street for a few minutes under the scorching sun, felt that the weather was too hot, saw a supermarket not far away, and thought: "The weather is so hot, it is better to blow the air conditioner in the supermarket, and it doesn't cost money!" Stop by and check out what discounted events you can catch! Walking quickly to the supermarket, I wandered around the supermarket for a while, and there was a rumbling sound in my stomach, and my stomach was swollen and painful.
When it came to the end, she knew that the only way to solve the stomach pain was to go to the toilet, so she had to cover her stomach three steps and run to the toilet in two steps, run into the women's toilet, find a good position, disarm three times and divide five by two, and get up the tuba. Thing, open the bag, turn the bag over, found that there was no tissue, couldn't help but be dumbfounded, during the work period, most people are at work, and it is close to noon, there are fewer people who go out to the supermarket, and someone comes in to the toilet after waiting for a while! When others went to the toilet next to her, Wen Keke found that he was a little thin-skinned, and he was ashamed to say to the side that he didn't bring paper to the toilet, and after the man left, he thought: "No, I can't squat like this all the time!" I have to ask Sisi and Meng Meng for help! "Dial Qin Sirou's phone.
At this time, Qin Sirou and Ji Meng were rehearsing the dance according to the requirements of the game manufacturer, striving to attract more people in the game exhibition. Connected Wen Keke's phone and said, "Keke, what's wrong?" Wen Keke heard Qin Sirou's voice, and said hurriedly: "Sisi, where are you now?" Qin Sirou said: "I'm in the Tianhua Typing Building, rehearsing the show!" Why do you ask this? Wen Keke said: "I'm in the Baifu Supermarket on Fuxin Street, I went to the toilet, I didn't bring tissues, and the rivers and lakes are in emergency!" Qin Sirou thought for a while, the distance from Tianhua Typing Building to Fuxin Street Baifu Supermarket, and said: "Ke Ke, even if I take a taxi for at least half an hour now, can't you borrow some tissues from the person next to you?" ”
Wen Keke smiled bitterly: "Sisi, I can't say it!" If I could tell, I would have borrowed it from someone just now! Qin Sirou said: "Ah!?" Suddenly it occurred to him that Tian Fu's Tiger Fight Club was on Fuxin Street, and he rushed to the hospital when he was ill, completely ignoring the fact that Tian Fu couldn't enter the women's toilet, and hurriedly said: "Ke Ke! Uncle is on Fuxin Street, you can ask him for help! After Qin Sirou's reminder, Wen Keke also remembered that when he usually went shopping, he found that the Tiger Fight Club was on this street! happily said: "Yes, he just came here today to be a human flesh sandbag!" Hang up Qin Sirou's phone, dial Tian Fu's phone, and tell Tian Fu about his predicament.
Tian Fu was silent for a while and said, "You send me the location, and I'll help you get it!" Qin Sirou was very happy when she heard that Tian Fu had a way to help her get out of the predicament, and said with a smile: "Uncle, thank you!" She suddenly remembered that she was in the women's toilet, how could Tian Fu and a man enter the women's toilet, and said busily: "Uncle, you are a man, how can you enter the women's toilet!" Tian Fuchengzhu said in his chest: "This mountain man has his own clever plan, you don't have to worry, you just need to send me the location." Wen Keke was so sure of hearing that Tian Fu didn't doubt him, hung up the phone, and sent her location to Tian Fu.
At this time, Qin Sirou also thought that Tian Fu was a man and could not enter the women's toilet, so she called Wen Keke again and said, "Ke Ke, I now remember that the uncle is a man, so he can't go to the women's toilet!" Wen Keke said: "He said that he has his own clever plan, so I don't have to worry, I listen to his confident appearance, he will have a way, big deal, he sent it to the toilet door, please send a woman to me in, it's not impossible!" ”
As soon as Qin Sirou heard that Wen Keke and Tian Fu were very sure about sending tissues, she was relieved: "In this case, I can rest assured, I went to rehearsal, bye!" Wen Keke knew that Qin Sirou had called to confirm the situation, and he was concerned about her, so he smiled: "Bye! Tian Fu turned on his mobile phone, looked at the takeaway shop near the supermarket on Fuxin Street, and saw that a store was very close to Wen Keke's location, dialed the phone number of that store, and said, "Boss, do you have a woman in your store to deliver takeaways?" The shopkeeper hesitated for a moment, and said in his heart: "How can this person order a famous girl's takeaway?" He asked worriedly, "Yes, what do you want to do?" ”
Tian Fu said: "That's the case, a female friend of mine, didn't bring paper to the toilet, in the toilet on the fourth floor of the Baifu supermarket on Fuxin Street, I ordered a meal, plus a pack of napkins, you see if you can arrange a female delivery person can be delivered by her!" ”
When the owner heard Tian Fu asking for a female delivery man, and the Baifu supermarket was very close to his store, he said with confidence: "This is no problem!" Tian Fu said: "I said the request!" If you want a female courier to deliver the order, take a pack of napkins with you, and be sure to deliver it to the person being delivered in person! I'll order one... Address... After doing these things, I clicked on WeChat, and found that he marked it as a super rich second-generation friend to send a circle of friends, click on it and take a look, there is only one photo in the full text, it is a photo of a hand pressed on the steering wheel of a car, and I said: "Let's show off the car again!" ”
Tian Fu took a closer look, and saw that he was carrying a gauge pressure steering wheel in his hand, revealing the logo of half a Maybach car, and there was a vote of people praising it below, including various little girls, Tian Fu was very unhappy in his heart, and commented sourly under the picture and text: "Okay, okay, now the little girls have seen your old Man's Maybach luxury car." Have fun! Day by day, I know that I am showing off my wealth, and I am not in shape. After commenting, Tian Fu found that he was a little thirsty, put the mobile phone in his pocket, walked to the water dispenser, took a sip of water, and found that the pocket phone was shocked, and felt that it should be the super rich second generation to reply to his message.
He raised a glass of water with his left hand, took out his mobile phone with his right hand to look at the circle of friends, and when he turned to the circle of friends, he saw that it was the super rich second generation who replied to him with a message, opened the message and looked at it, Tian Fu first stared at the round eyes, and the beads of his eyes were about to stare out of his sockets, poof, the water in his mouth sprayed out directly, turning into a mist, coughing and coughing sound in his mouth, and he couldn't stop slapping his chest with his hand to calm the pain of being choked by water due to shock. After calming down the pain of choking, he read: "What knowledge do you have with a sandbag, my brother is not a Maybach car, but a Vacheron Constantin with more than eight million on my wrist." After reading it, Tian Fu undoubtedly received 10,000 critical hits, the whole person withered, smiled bitterly a few times, and replied: "Boss, you won, you told me with iron facts at one time, I have been low, I know that others are showing off their wealth, but I don't know what others are showing off!" ”
In the afternoon, Qin Sirou and Ji Meng returned home and found Wen Keke sullen with a pillow in his arms and sitting on the sofa! The two of them were surprised, and Qin Sirou said: "Ke Ke, did the uncle release your pigeons!" Wen Keke pointed to the takeaway order on the table and said, "No!" Qin Sirou said: "No, why are you depressed and unhappy, looking like you have nothing to love?" Wen Keke ordered the takeout order with his hands, and said sadly: "See for yourself! The name of my life was ruined by Tian Fu's bastard with a takeaway! ”