Text: Daily mutual pits
The next day, Tian Fu got up early in the morning, exercised according to the routine, helped Niu Qiang witness Niu Qiang again, pulled the garbage truck halfway up the slope and slipped back, returned home, just arrived at the door, smelled a wisp of women's unique fragrance, and found that the three women were gathering together, chattering and grooming themselves.
Tian Fu honestly and unceremoniously found a position to admire the three girls dressing up their makeup. The three girls are in their youth, in their prime, full of collagen, and the powder is lightly applied, but they are already more beautiful than flowers. The jade face is bright and red. Qin Sirou saw Tian Fu staring at Ji Meng and asked, "Hey, uncle, what are you looking at!" Tian Fu said: "Of course, it's to look at breakfast!" Qin Sirou lowered his elbow against Ji Meng's waist, and said, "Mengmeng, uncle has been staring at you just now, I asked him what he was watching, he said that he was watching breakfast, you have to be careful, don't let him eat!" Ji Meng snorted, squinted at Tian Fu, and glared angrily.
Under the suppression of Ji Meng's gaze, Tian Fu hurriedly said: "The beauty is delicious, the beauty is delicious." I didn't mean anything else! Don't get me wrong! Wen Keke saw Tian Fu in Ji Meng's second, he felt funny, and said with a smile: "Uncle, Meng Meng is here, why are you not skinny, you are not very skinny a few days ago, three days ago, I made up with Sisi, you also see it this way, I asked you what to see, you also said to watch breakfast, and you also deliberately pulled a knife flower with a kitchen knife, saying: What to do to ensure the original taste." As soon as Meng Meng glared at you, it became beautiful and delicious! Your double standard is too obvious! ”
Tian Fuman didn't care and said: "What's wrong with my double standard, who made you not cute!" Do you know that Yan is justice and Meng is the truth? He raised his eyebrows at Ji Meng and said, "Mengmeng, I'm right!" ”
Ji Meng heard Tian Fu praise himself for being cuter than Wen Keke, and his heart was first happy, and when he heard that Tian Fu took this opportunity to tease Wen Keke, it was not a big deal to see the excitement, and said with a smile: "That's right, sister has no other skills, it's just good looks!" Wen Keke saw that Ji Meng not only did not help him denounce Tian Fu, but was bought by Tian Fu in a few words, and "sprinkled salt" on himself in disguise, and in anger, he put his hands under her armpits and scratched them, Ji Meng laughed and trembled, not to be outdone, he reached out to scratch Wen Keke's armpits, and the two made a mess. After a long while, both of them laughed breathlessly before they gave up hurting each other.
When Wen Keke had the upper hand, she gave Wen Keke a trick to Ji Meng here, and when Wen Keke had an absolute advantage, she helped Ji Meng hold down Wen Keke's hand and act as Ji Meng's thug, helping her get out of the predicament, maintaining a balanced situation between the two sides, and making the "war" between the two women more durable.
Qin Sirou saw that Wen Keke and Ji Meng were powerless to fight anymore, so she sat down in front of the dresser again, dressed herself, and after a while, the makeup was completed, she lifted a pair of white sneakers beside her, put on her right foot, and suddenly said to Ji Meng with annoyance: "Mengmeng, you look at my newly bought shoes, I just took a look at them on the Internet, it's so annoying!" I bought it expensive. ”
Ji Meng looked down at the shoes on Qin Sirou's feet, glanced at the dress on her body again, supported her chin with her right hand, and said seriously: "How come?" It is very suitable for your foot shape, the color is also suitable, and it is just right with your dress, I want to buy a pair to try" Qin Sirou said happily: "Then I'll sell it to you!" Ji Meng said without thinking: "Don't, look old." As soon as Ji Meng's words fell, Wen Keke and Tian Fu laughed, and they both thought: "Ji Meng, Ji Meng, you are still pretending to be serious about whether other people's shoes are suitable or not, praising people for buying well, as soon as others say that they want to sell it to you, they say that others buy it old, the key is not the slightest hesitation, this face is not an ordinary sound!" ”
The small book in Tian Fu's heart still remembered that Qin Sirou had just deliberately teased him and Ji Meng, added to the fire, and said to Ji Meng: "My cute sister in society, people don't talk much, incisive!" Absolutely incisive. Qin Sirou saw that Tian Fuwu was falling into the well, which pot was not opened, glared at him, listened attentively, and said with compassion: "Chef Tian, what did you just say?" I didn't hear clearly! ”
Tian Fu saw that Qin Sirou looked anxious, and said with a smile: "I... Before Tian Fu finished speaking, Qin Sirou interrupted him and threatened: "Don't say I didn't remind you, if you don't like what you say, hum, I only need a phone call, and within half an hour, dozens of will appear in front of you and tell you what a chrysanthemum is and full of injuries!" ”
Tian Fu originally wanted to repeat the society my cute sister, people don't talk much, incisive, absolutely incisive this sentence, heard Qin Sirou say, if you say the wrong thing, there will be dozens of to tell you what is a chrysanthemum remnant, full of injuries, stunned for a moment, glanced at Qin Sirou, recalled that she has always been a peach cheek and apricot face, skin like clotted fat people than flowers, the person who pursues her is indispensable, it is not a problem to call dozens of, there are many people in the society who are forgetful, and the matter of chrysanthemum remnants is also promising, so he changed his words: "I mean, Sisi's classmates are dressed to look old, The original purpose was to give those with low appearance a courage to live. ”
Qin Sirou was very satisfied with Tian Fu's change of words, and said to Ji Meng very proudly: "My little Mengmeng, can you understand my greatness now?" Ji Meng saw that Tian Fu had no backbone to fight back, Qin Sirou used this to criticize her, and said angrily: "I know why others say now, I'd rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in the man's mouth." Tian Fu saw that Ji Meng was a little anxious, shrunk his neck, stretched out five fingers, and said weakly: "But she knows fifty." ”
Ji Meng knew that Tian Fu was pretending to be stupid and cute, but when he saw his shrinking head and brain, he was still angry, and said angrily with his hands on his hips: "We are a gang, you don't care what he comes from, I will cover you, old lady!" As soon as he finished speaking, he thought, "How could I say such a thing?" Why don't you say, you're afraid that she's called a, aren't you afraid that I'll be called a too? Without waiting for her to figure it out, Tian Fu already had a good impression of Ji Meng, and when she heard Ji Meng say that she wanted to cover herself, she naturally beat the snake with a stick without principle, clasped her fists with both hands and said: "Big man, please take care of it in the future." The words spoken, the water spilled, Ji Meng knew that this sentence had an ambiguous component, but he still pinched his nose and recognized: "Of course I will take care of my little brother more." After speaking, he squinted his eyes and peeked at Tian Fu's side face, and said in his heart: "From this point of view, it doesn't affect the city's appearance very much, but it looks masculine!" Suddenly remembered Tian Fu's various actions last night: "The heart is very careful and gentle, not too bad!" There is hope for rescue. ”
When Tian Fu heard that Ji Meng would take care of him more, as if he had a backbone, his nose was facing the sky, stepping on the crab steps, shaking his head and tail in the aisle Qin Sirou came forward, and said, "I'll tell you!" Just now I was speaking with a clear conscience, I'm sorry for you, I shouldn't deceive the heart full of inferiority, I hope you can control yourself, don't have a sense of superiority, so as not to be slapped in the face. Qin Sirou saw Tian Fu backlash again, pointed at Tian Fu and said, "You... He was speechless, and he didn't know how to praise Tian Fu's face.
Wen Keke looked at Tian Fu's capriciousness and laughed on the side, she knew that this was just a joke between friends, seeing that there seemed to be some ambiguity between Tian Fu and Ji Meng, she couldn't help but quip: "Mengmeng!" If you want to cover this person, you'll have to bother with it! Ji Meng said: "What? Wen Keke smiled and said loudly: "Because your opponent is not only the same age as you, but also the five or six-year-old Lori." Ji Meng exclaimed: "Huh? Wen Keke saw that Ji Meng had already taken the bait, and he could shake out Tian Fu's black material, and look at the reactions of the two of them, who seemed to be a little ambiguous, laughed and said: "Just yesterday morning, a very cute little Lori, hugging" Stretched out his hand to Tian Fu and pointed at him: "This uncle's feet, shouted: "Uncle, you will marry me."
Qin Sirou also got over the depression just now at this time, as soon as she heard Wen Keke mention the little Lori who hugged Tian Fu's thigh yesterday, she knew that she was going to dismantle Tian Fu's platform, and without waiting for Ji Meng to speak, she preemptively said: "That's right! I saw it yesterday as well. That little Lori called that affectionate, and now I think about it, I was touched by that little Lori! Wen Keke saw that Qin Sirou intended to sing a double reed with her, so he quietly gave Qin Sirou a thumbs up, signaled Qin Sirou to keep up with his rhythm, and added: "The most important thing is that the little Lori fell in love with Chef Tian at first sight, and when she saw our Chef Tian, she hugged his legs!" ”
Qin Sirou said: "Mengmeng, this shows that the person you have to take care of is very attractive!" Ji Meng couldn't have imagined that a five or six-year-old little Lori would hold Tian Fu's leg and say, "What about later!" Qin Sirou and Wen Keke glanced at each other, looked at each other and smiled. Tian Fu knew that the two of them were done with the trick of raising first and then suppressing, and he couldn't stop the two from tearing down his stage, and thought: "Looking at the way the two of them laughed, if they continue to talk like this, maybe they will say that the black is white to me, and the stunned ones who are not alive will be alive, and I have to talk about the topic first." "Later, little Lori's mother came and said: You are getting married today, and you have to go to school for me today!" ”
Ji Meng smiled and said, "Uncle, what was your mood at that time!" As soon as Wen Keke heard that Tian Fu avoided the important and lightly brushed off his own troubles, he said in his heart: "Hmph, you want to take it out of context in front of me, just expose your black history, this is too underestimate me!" I won't expose you today, otherwise how will I vent the resentment accumulated by the little corgi that you have called for so many days! Said to Ji Meng: "This is not the climax!" More orgasms are yet to come! Tian Fu saw that Wen Keke had to make fun of him today, and threatened: "Little Corgi, you have to think about it, this world is a good reincarnation, who do you think it bypasses in the sky?" Wen Keke was afraid of Tian Fu's threat, in her eyes, Tian Fu's performance was just his fierce voice, and he shrugged his shoulders and said: "I'm not afraid of shadows, what am I afraid of?" Tian Fu said: "People are doing it, the sky is watching, you'd better not let me get a chance, otherwise, I will definitely make you regret saying these words!" ”
Wen Keke just smiled, completely ignoring Tian Fu's threat, Tian Fu was full of black lines. Ji Meng looked at Tian Fu with a constipated expression, and her curiosity rose. "What happened?" he asked. Wen Keke raised his voice and said loudly: "Later! aroused Ji Meng's curiosity, paused, and said softly indifferently: "Little Lori, I glanced at your uncle, crying and shouting, I'd rather go to school than get married." ”
Ji Meng first glanced at Tian Fu, trying to hold back his efforts not to laugh. Tian Fu saw that she wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, holding back a very uncomfortable look, and said, "If you want to laugh, laugh!" That's it, what else can I do! As soon as the words fell, Ji Meng couldn't help it, and laughed! After a while, Tian Fu saw that Ji Meng was almost smiling, and said: "What they will do to praise me like that, just to let this sentence prove: Even a little Lori scares away the person, you still want to cover him, how blind your eyes must be!" Ji Meng was stunned for a moment, thinking that this was indeed the case, and said, "What!?" ”
Qin Sirou and Wen Keke saw Ji Meng and was sold, and they also counted the money for him. Fifty steps and a hundred steps on the side, and the cute look that only reacted by Tian Fu's guidance, they all looked at Ji Meng and smiled without saying a word! Ji Meng saw that the two were making fun of her, and she was willing to forgive lightly, ignoring the fact that she was one against two, and shouted: "I'm going to strangle you two little prodigal hooves!" After speaking, he pounced on Qin Sirou. Tian Fu watched the three girls fighting there, looked at his arms, looked back at the arms of the three girls, which were obviously several times larger than the arms of the three girls, and said in his heart: "If I can pounce on it, with my strength, what is there to fear with an enemy?" ”
The three girls made a fuss for a while, and enough trouble, after Wen Keke broke free from Ji Meng's entanglement, he pointed at Ji Meng and said to Tian Fu: "Uncle, are you looking at your sister very cute!" Tian Fu nodded, and Wen Keke said: "Let me tell you, this girl is not only cute but also a little cautious!" Tian Fu said: "This girl, I don't think so!" Wen Keke said: "Since elementary school, Ji Meng and I are in the same class and table, Ji Meng's parents are working abroad, she often goes to the provincial city to play in the summer vacation, and when she comes back, she tells us that the meals in the western restaurant are very expensive, and a steak of eight medium rare beef costs dozens or hundreds of pieces. Later, when I was in college, I went to a western restaurant and we found out. There is no double-cooked steak in Western food, only singular cooked, which has caused us to worship her for many years. ”
Tian Fu said lightly: "That's it?" Wen Keke was surprised: "What do you mean by this?" Shouldn't this deception be condemned? Tian Fu said: "Why denounce? Wen Keke said: "Why don't you denounce it? Tian Fu said: "If you don't know something, you can listen to it, and if you don't know it, you can say it!" I only know what she did, but I don't know what she went through, so why should I denounce her? Wen Keke said: "Okay! You will say! You win! ”
Ji Meng originally thought that Tian Fu would take advantage of this to embarrass her, and was prepared to be embarrassed, but Cheng thought that Tian Fu didn't even ask. couldn't help but sneak a glance at Tian Fu, and suddenly felt that he was a little handsome again. At this time, Wen Keke saw Ji Meng's somewhat embarrassed expression, thinking that Ji Meng and Tian Fu had only met for a day, and he was addicted to patronizing, and he took the side related to Ji Meng's dignity to tell a friend, and he was very rude, and said to Ji Meng: "Mengmeng, I lost my words just now, I'm sorry!" Ji Meng didn't care and said: "My best friend for so many years, I don't know you yet!" It's okay! ”