Wen Keke ordered the takeout order with his hands, and said sadly: "See for yourself! The name of my life was ruined by Tian Fu's bastard with a takeaway! ”

Ji Meng picked up the takeaway order on the table with doubts, and read: "A scrambled egg with tomatoes, amount: 15 yuan, address: the fourth floor of Baifu Supermarket, women's toilet!" Qin Sirou heard Ji Meng read about the women's toilet, and knew why Wen Keke was angry, she couldn't think of Tian Fu, an iron-headed doll, in order to solve the dilemma that he couldn't enter the women's toilet, he actually ordered a meal for Wen Keke and sent it to the women's toilet. Xin said: "I'm afraid that this straight man's cancer is hopeless, and I don't want to think about it, delivering food to the toilet, which makes Ke Ke embarrassed, this delivery method, it's better not to send it!" After seeing Wen Keke, who was about to explode when he heard Ji Meng reading the women's toilet, he applauded in his heart: "Uncle, can you see Ke Ke, a strong woman, become like this, uncle, you are still the first person, this idea is really not an ordinary slip!" Trying to hold back her laughter, she was afraid that her laughter would attract Wen Keke's attention and become Tian Fu's scapegoat.

Ji Meng continued: "Note: The food delivery staff must be female, plus a pack of napkins!" After reading the words on the takeaway order, he turned to Wen Keke and asked, "Keke, what's going on?" Qin Sirou glanced at Wen Keke, who was still sulking, and said first: "Here's the thing." Briefly told Wen Keke that he went to the toilet without paper and asked Tian Fu for help.

As soon as Qin Sirou explained the matter clearly, Wen Keke couldn't help it, took Ji Meng's hand, accused Tian Fu of his crimes, and said: "Mengmeng, I'm blind, I mistook the uncle's bastard, I thought he was a good person, this guy is a bad guy at all!" ”

Ji Meng looked at Wen Keke, who was extremely sad and angry, and said with relief: "Keke, be calm, be calm." Wen Ke Ke paused: "I can't be calm. Ji Meng sighed. Wen Keke continued: "Mengmeng, do you know! When I called the goods and asked him for help, the goods did not hesitate and agreed in one bite. Later, I asked him: You are a man, how do you enter the women's bathroom. This thing confidently said: Mountain people have their own tricks! ”

Ji Meng said: "What's wrong with this" Wen Keke said sadly: "What's wrong with this??" From the time I called him, no more than ten minutes. Looking at the takeaway order on the table, he gritted his teeth and said, "This takeaway will be delivered to the women's toilet!" You think about it, in less than ten minutes, in addition to the time of stir-frying and delivery, and the time when he called, I also deliberately looked at the address of this store, which is the closest store to the Baifu supermarket, plus the time he checked the store on the Internet, how long can he be left to find a way, I doubt that as soon as he received my call, he thought of a way to solve this matter by way of takeout delivery, you talk about it, he is so anxious, why can't he give me a more secure way, order a meal for me, and send it to the toilet! You say he didn't mean it! He clapped his hands and said, "My name! It was buried in the hands of this villain. ”

Qin Sirou covered her mouth and smiled: "Ke Ke, listening to your analysis, this product is deliberately very important, congratulations, you have successfully completed a black history of life!" For Qin Sirou's ridicule, Wen Keke choked sadly: "You don't know! When I heard someone outside the toilet from inside the toilet, someone called: "Miss Wen Keke is in that squatting position, your takeaway and a pack of napkins have arrived, how confused I was at that time!" When I walked out of the toilet, I heard an aunt say: This little girl looks beautiful, but her brain is not good, and she orders food and sends it to the toilet, but it's a pity that she has a good figure! It's a shame! "That aunt was very serious when she said it was a pity, and I still remember it vividly, my face that I haven't been red for many years has turned purple."

Qin Sirou smiled: "This is a sad story! And what about the takeaway? Wen Keke's face was bruised, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Of course I chewed it and swallowed it." Qin Sirou thought that Tian Fu's takeaway had made Wen Keke lose so much face, she would throw away the takeaway, but she didn't want her to eat the takeaway, and asked, "Why?" The corners of Wen Keke's mouth twitched: "What else!" I think it was his blood, his flesh. As long as it's the meat that falls from his body, even if it's unpalatable, I can swallow it! ”

Qin Sirou knew that Wen Keke hated Tian Fu this time, otherwise she would not have said such a thing, and suddenly found that Ji Meng was actually silent about Wen Keke's bleak encounter, and was very strange, and hurriedly looked at Ji Meng, only to see her head down, her hands quickly clicked on her mobile phone, and asked, "Mengmeng, what are you doing?" Ji Meng didn't raise his head and said: "Send a circle of friends!" Qin Sirou said: "What kind of circle of friends do you post?" Ji Meng said: "The class leader has such a bizarre experience, and the blood and tears are full of accusations, of course I have to report it in the classmates group." Restore the course of the incident to the class leader in the original way, and let the classmates unanimously apply for the uncle's crime! Pointing his finger on the phone screen, he said, "Okay! ”

Wen Keke's face darkened when he heard this, and he said gloomily: "Mengmeng, you little prodigal hoof, you actually eat inside and out!" Give me your phone! Ji Meng stuck out his tongue, made a grimace, and said, "Slightly, don't give it!" "Turn around and run away, Wen Keke naturally can't let go of the traitor who exposed her black history like this! With a roar~~, he chased after Ji Meng. Just when Wen Keke went to chase Ji Meng, Qin Sirou took out her mobile phone, entered the circle of friends in seconds, and liked Ji Meng's latest short video in seconds! Raised his mobile phone to record the live video of Wen Keke's suppression of Ji Meng, and posted it to the circle of friends, with the text: The truth of Mengmeng's risking her life to report the truth is now being suppressed by the tyrant, please give me more likes!

In this way, he posted an article in the circle of friends with a picture: The suppression scene echoes Ji Meng's talk, and Wen Keke's black history is confirmed!

After Wen Keke and Ji Meng frolicked for a while, the two reached a settlement agreement, no longer making trouble, the time came to four o'clock, the two just sat down, Tian Fu, who had a blue nose and swollen face, opened the door and walked into the living room. As soon as Wen Keke saw that the culprit had arrived, and there was a debtor, he couldn't bear it, and jumped to Tian Fu with an arrow, and when he caught Tian Fu, he squirted: "Uncle, the world is so big, it's no bigger than your lack of heart, is your head watt, or does your head just make you look taller?" Thinking of such a stupid note, your head can't be brighter! You can't be a little bit more troublesome, you can't think of a clever attention! Do you know that your bad idea of calling it takeout is an insult to a primary school student when compared to the idea of a primary school student! ”

Tian Fu calmly looked at Wen Keke, who was very emotional, and cleared his voice and said, "Uh-huh! Keco, look! Is the purpose of your visit to me to bring you tissues? Wen Keke didn't want Tian Fu to ask her back, Tian Fu's question seemed to be very bland, with a woman's intuition, she concluded that Tian Fu's problem was more than just as simple as it seemed, but she couldn't think of anything wrong, so she was stunned for a moment and said: "Yes!" ”

Tian Fu said: "Then have I completed your entrustment?" Wen Keke said: "You're done!" Tian Fu said: "That's not over!" I've done your job, what do you have to say! As soon as Wen Keke heard Tian Fu's words, he wanted to pass away his embarrassing experience, how could this be done? hurriedly said: "But... Without waiting for Wen Keke to finish speaking, Tian Fu interrupted her and said: "People usually only think about those coincidental and coincidental things, and as a result, the tiger is not an anti-dog, look at the problem from another angle, as long as the goal can be achieved, those stupid things are no longer stupid!" That's what the wise fool said! ”

Wen Keke finally understood what she was worried about just now, and said in her heart: "Obviously, I made me into trouble because of your bad idea, and now I have been educated by you, which is unreasonable." Pointing at Tian Fu and saying, "You," she suddenly remembered that with Tian Fu's performance just now, she probably couldn't say Tian Fu, and paused. Tian Fu shook his head and shook his hips and smiled: "Heaven is a good reincarnation, you see who the sky bypasses, people are doing it, the sky is watching!" Speaking of which, Wen Kekena still doesn't understand that Tian Fu is taking revenge on her for saying something about little Lori. I had to say hatefully: "Okay, a good way of heaven and a good reincarnation, you see who the sky bypasses, people are doing it, and the sky is watching." You wait for me. I'm going to pay you back sooner or later! ”

Tian Fu laughed, turned around and went back to the house, and changed his clothes, he still remembered that there were crayfish and pine flower osmanthus fish waiting for him to make. After Tian Fu left, Wen Keke said to Qin Sirou and Ji Meng: "What do you think! Ji Meng said: "Obviously, this product is deliberate!" Being able to explain Dazhi Ruyu so well, how could he not think of what would happen when the food was delivered to the toilet! Qin Sirou stretched out her hand and patted Wen Keke's shoulder, and said, "Keke! There is still a long way to go! Compared to him, your on-the-spot reaction is so much worse! Wen Keke said hatefully: "He was an on-the-spot reaction!" He has been planning for a long time, and he is scheming, and the wise man still has a mistake in a thousand thoughts, let alone him! Someday, I must get back to where I am today! ”

Tian Fu changed his clothes, came to the kitchen, looked at the crayfish in the bucket, and said in his heart: "The shrimp claws have not fallen off, it seems that there is less use for washing shrimp powder." He grabbed a few crayfish and turned over their abdomen, looked at the hairs on their paws, and said, "The back is red and clean, and the hairs on the belly and the hairs on the claws are clean and neat." It seems that the shrimp are raised with clean water. The shrimp shell does not feel hard to the touch, it is somewhat elastic, it is a crayfish that has just grown up, and the material is good! How many ingredients are expected to be prepared, he casually asked, "Sisi, how many crayfish have you bought!" Qin Sirou said: "Eight catties, two catties of crayfish per person." Tian Fu stared at the crayfish in the bucket, frowned, poured out the water in the bucket, weighed it with his hand, and said: "Sisi, the crayfish in your bucket are only six and a half catties at most, and you still have crayfish?" ”

As soon as the words fell, Qin Sirou screamed like a cat whose tail had been stepped on: "Uncle, what did you say?" Tian Fu said: "The crayfish here are about six catties or more!" As soon as they heard Tian Fu say that the crayfish was missing a catty, the three of them hurriedly dropped the star, the topic of the star's chat, ran to the kitchen to confirm the situation, and came to Tian Fu, Qin Sirou said: "How do you know!" ”

Tian Fu checked the bucket of crayfish again, and said with a smile: "Practiced." Qin Sirou saw that Tian Fu actually concluded that the weight was wrong just by weighing the bucket, and felt a little unreliable, and said, "You didn't lie to me?" Tian Fu smiled: "What are you lying to you for?" What kind of dish to fry, the ingredients are all in an optimal ratio, such as how much chicken is heavy, how much ginger and garlic to put to be appropriate, these have proportions, otherwise the taste of the ingredients will overshadow the taste of the meat and affect the taste of the main dish. In order to put the ingredients, I have been practicing to use my hands to weigh since I was a child. After a pause, he shook the bucket again and said, "It's only six and a half pounds, it won't be much!" Qin Sirou saw that Tian Fu was so confident, and she believed him a little in her heart, and she had also seen the trader use his hands to support the weight, and the estimated weight was almost the same as the weighed weight, and said, "Then do it now!" ”

Tian Fu said: "What do you want to do!" Qin Sirou said without thinking: "I'm going to find that boss." Ji Meng saw the crayfish she and Qin Sirou went to buy together, Tian Fu threatened to lose one and a half pounds of crayfish with just her hands, and she didn't believe it, and at the same time, if there were really so many crayfish missing, she felt a little unbearable on her face, and said, "If it's not less?" Qin Sirou was stunned, she really didn't think about this aspect for a while, what would happen if Tian Fu's hand was not accurate! When Tian Fu heard that Ji Meng doubted him, he smiled and said, "What if it's accurate?" Ji Meng said: "But?." Tian Fu saw that she still didn't believe herself, and after looking at her, he said, "Why don't we make a bet!" If it's really only six and a half pounds, you give your WeChat account, if it's really eight pounds, I'll eat dishes without chili peppers for a month! What do you think? Ji Meng said: "This? ”

Wen Keke was worried that he didn't have a chance to fix Tian Fu, and when he heard that Tian Fu wanted to bet with Ji Meng by valuing it with his hands, and also estimated it to an accurate number, he felt that Ji Meng had a big win, and it was impossible to let a person like Tian Fu eat a dish without chili peppers for a month, and encouraged Ji Meng to say: "Bet with him, use your hands to estimate the exercises that have not been for a few years, that is to say, there is a way!" Ji Meng was already quite satisfied with Tian Fu's performance, and she was not disgusted by Tian Fu's move to ask her WeChat account, coupled with Wen Keke's instigation, Ji Meng agreed: "Okay, I bet with you, how can I be sure that what you said is true!" Tian Fu looked at Ji Meng's appearance, felt indescribably cute, and decided to play a big one, deepening Ji Meng's impression of him, and said, "Were you there when you bought crayfish?" Ji Meng said: "It's here!" What's wrong? Tian Fu said: "Then do you know where the stall is?" Ji Meng said: "I know! Tian Fu smiled: "Why don't we finish the excitement, and I'll knock it back with your less?" Ji Meng couldn't imagine that Tian Fu would be so crazy, thinking of blackmailing to such a point, no need to weigh it, it was all based on the feeling in his hand, so he went to the boss to make up for it, and said in his heart: "If this is wrong, it is not just a matter of losing face, but it may also have to leave a case record!" But come to think of it, this offer is really exciting! "After much hesitation, I still couldn't make a decision.

Tian Fu saw Ji Meng hesitate, and decided to add a fire and said: "Don't worry, I won't lie to you, you just need to stand and confirm that you and Sisi bought eight catties of crayfish from him, and leave the rest to me to deal with, okay?" Ji Meng was still hesitating whether to agree to Tian Fu's request. Tian Fu didn't give her a chance to hesitate, and saw a big plastic bag next to it, with the words Zhou Ji Fish File written on it, it seemed that Qin Sirou had put back the bag of crayfish, and picked up the bag and said: "I'm not afraid of the person who fights the charge, what are you afraid of when you watch the excitement?" ”

When Wen Keke and Qin Sirou heard that Tian Fu didn't want to weigh it and went directly to the boss to ask for an explanation, they both felt that he was either a master of art and bold, or he was very bold, and they saw that he had no scruples, and thought: "Since you don't worry about how to end up, then what are we worried about!" One person walked out with one arm of Ji Meng, Wen Keke said: "Let's go, Mengmeng, since the uncle wants to perform his talent, let's let him perform!" When Ji Meng was taken away by the two, he didn't forget to turn around and looked at Tian Fu with inquiring eyes: Okay? Tian Fu nodded solemnly, waved his left hand to the door, and said, "Let's go!" Brother's appearance, acting in these extortion things has attribute bonuses! You can't learn talent if you think about it! ”

Ji Meng saw that Tian Fu was only carrying a bag in his hand, and said, "Uncle, just carry such a bag, okay?" Tian Fu waved his hand and said: "One bag is enough, you don't have to worry, watch me perform!" Turning around and putting the bucket of crayfish under the faucet, turning on the water, and soaking the crayfish in the bucket, Ji Meng suddenly thought of something, snatched the bucket in his hand, snatched the bag in Tian Fu's hand, and exclaimed: "Hurry up and get the crayfish out, what should I do if I drown!" ”