Ji Meng suddenly thought of something, snatched a bucket in his hand, snatched the bag in Tian Fu's hand, and exclaimed: "Hurry up and take out the crayfish, what if you drown!" ”

Grabbing the crayfish in the bucket and putting them in the bag, Tian Fu, Wen Keke, and Qin Sirou glanced at each other, silently turned their heads to the side, Ji Meng caught a few crayfish, and found that the others were not in a hurry at all, so she was alone in a hurry, and couldn't help but hurry: "You should hurry up and help!" The three of them glanced at each other, and their faces were red because they tried to hold back the smile that was about to erupt, and Ji Mengqi said, "What's wrong with you?" Tian Fu took the bag in Ji Meng's hand with an aggrieved face, and poured the crayfish in the bag back into the bucket. Ji Meng saw that Tian Fu not only didn't help, but also stretched out his hand and pointed at Tian Fu and said, "Hey~!" You.. Without waiting for her to finish speaking, Tian Fu hurriedly said: "Crayfish are aquatic animals!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Ji Meng didn't react for a while, Wen and Qin couldn't help it, hugged each other, patted each other's backs with their hands, laughed, Ji Meng looked at the two who fell into madness with amazement. Wen Keke met her gaze and said with a smile: "Small, crayfish, will, will drown, cute, your strange brain, really, really refreshed me!" Do you want to laugh at me so that you can inherit my name as class leader!? ”

Ji Meng's facial muscles stiffened, and he was stunned: "Will drown, will drown, will ,。。 Tian Fu reached out and patted her on the shoulder, and said, "Congratulations, you have successfully found a new species for the earth!" Ji Meng reacted at this time, crayfish are creatures that live in water, she is worried that crayfish will be drowned, she thinks about it now, she herself is stupid to cry by this worry, listening to the laughter of Wen and Qin, she is annoyed and angry: "Don't laugh!" ”

Wen and Qin not only didn't listen, but laughed louder, and the laughter of the two of them was so prodigal that Ji Meng screamed. With a roar at the end, Ji Meng threw himself directly at the two of them! After the three of them made a fuss for a while, Tian Fu saw that it was almost too much, and said, "Don't make trouble, we still have to trouble others!" If you continue to make trouble like this, maybe everyone else will close the stall! Only then did the three of them remember that they still had to go to the trouble of the hawker, so they didn't continue to make trouble, tidied up their clothes, and prepared to go to find trouble! In the end, Ji Meng didn't forget to threaten Wen and Qin. Ji Meng asked: "Uncle, aren't you afraid that the boss won't admit it?" Tian Fu smiled contemptuously and said: "With my appearance, don't say that he has done something wrong, even if he hasn't done something wrong, he will also say that I have done something wrong." Ji Meng exclaimed: "What the hell is this operation?" Tian Fu learned from Ji Meng's appearance, wiped the hair in front of his forehead with his hand, and said: "Brother has no other skills, it's just good looks, do you think my horizontal meat is white!?" ”

On the way to the vegetable market, when the four of them passed by the security booth, an elderly man was sitting inside. In his fifties and sixties, a young man riding a battery car stopped at the edge of the security booth and looked at the sky with his nostrils and said: "Hey, old man, how to get around?" The uncle didn't raise his eyelids, pointed along the road, and said, "Follow this road, and you'll be there at the end!" The little young man didn't say thank you, didn't say a word, rode the electric car and walked in the direction pointed by the uncle, Tian Fu looked at the back of the young man leaving, smiled, and pointed behind him: "That's the opposite direction!" The old house fence only needs to pass through the row of houses behind me. Ji Meng sighed. Tian Fu said: "Let's go, let's go, now these impolite social brothers should teach them a lesson, ask for help, and drag them as if others owe him!" ”

Ten minutes later, Tian Fu and his entourage of four people came to the door of the vegetable market, Tian Fu led the way into the vegetable market in front, after entering the vegetable market, Tian Fu was such a fierce man, leading three young and beautiful girls to visit the vegetable market, the people in the vegetable market also gave Tian Fu enough face, and they turned back to pay attention, but the style of painting was really incongruous, and after the attention ceremony, there was only the sound of pointing and pointing.

Ji Meng saw that as soon as the group entered the vegetable market, it attracted the attention of so many people, and asked a little uneasily: "Uncle, is it really okay!" Tian Fu raised his hand and made an OK gesture, indicating that there was no problem. "Where is the stall?" Qin Sirou took a step forward, looked left and right, pointed to a stall in the middle of the vegetable market, and said, "That's it!" Tian Fushun looked over and saw that there was a sign of Zhou Ji Yudang hanging on the stall, which was the person he was looking for, and Lang said: "Let's go!" Girls, it's time to show off your real skills! After speaking, he took the three of them and walked towards Zhou Ji's fish stall.

Qin Sirou poked Ji Meng's waist with her fingers and said, "Mengmeng, I always feel that we are here to blackmail the rhythm!" Ji Meng nodded and said, "I think so too." When Tian Fu heard that this black-hearted boss who was short of two catties to make up for such a normal thing, he was actually described by Qin Sirou and Ji Meng as a ripper, and couldn't help laughing: "Okay, since you said that this is a ripper, I'll knock it out for you!" The heart said: "With my vicious appearance, it's not a matter of being able to get caught." He shook his shoulders and made a gurgling sound.

Wen Keke was startled by Tian Fu's sudden shaking of his shoulders, and said in his heart: "This guy, don't go to play a villain on TV, this is really blind to his external conditions of playing a hooligan and a ruffian without makeup." Tian Fu turned around and said, "I haven't knocked on the bamboo pole!" I'll open your eyes today! He walked straight to the door of Zhou Ji's fish stall, turned around and asked loudly: "Mengmeng, did this boss sell the shrimp to you!" ”

Ji Meng looked at the boss who was busy in the stall and said, "Yes!" At this time, Zhou Ji Fish Stalls had a forty-odd appearance, and there were six customers in the store choosing River Fresh, and the owner of the fish stall was busy greeting the customers in the store and introducing his River Fresh. didn't notice Tian Fu and their arrival, Tian Fu walked into the Zhou Ji fish stall, found the box where the crayfish were placed, snapped, put his foot on the corner of the crayfish box, tilted his head to observe the crayfish in the box

The owner of the fish stall was startled by the sudden sound, and hurriedly looked at the source of the sound, only to see a muscular man, stepping on his crayfish box, with a very vicious face and an unkind face. Xin said: "I shouldn't have met a ruffian!" Hurriedly left the guests around him and ran towards Tian Fu. The other people in the store were startled by Tian Fu's movements, and when they looked back, they saw that Tian Fu looked very vicious, with a body of horizontal meat, looking at his movements, it was obvious that he was looking for faults, and they all quietly took a few steps back, away from Tian Fu's powder keg, so as not to affect them when Tian Fu was in trouble.

The owner of the fish stall came to Tian Fu's side, snorted, and said with a smile: "This big brother, what do you want?" Tian Fu raised his eyelids and looked at the boss of the fish stall, the boss was five short figures, white skin, bald in the middle of the top of his head, without a trace of hair, his head was small and sharp like a roe deer, and his eyes were small and round like a mouse.

Tian Fupi didn't smile, revealing a smile that was even uglier than crying. The owner of the fish stall does business, and he has to contact all kinds of people every day, and his ability to check and look at the face has long been perfected, and he said in his heart: "This person has a very vicious face, and there is a long scar on his face, plus his face is blue and swollen, obviously not a good kind, and the smile just now is just a smile in his mouth, and his eyes have no smile, and he is clearly smiling." It's hard to know that he is holding back the fire in his stomach now and has nowhere to spill, so he came to me to vent his anger, it is really not good! Then he smiled and said, "This big brother, you see what you want here, I'll give you a 20% discount!" Tian Fu pointed at Ji Meng and Qin Sirou with his hand and said: "I still remember them, I came to you in the morning to buy eight catties of shrimp, and you said that there were only six catties of shrimp, but they paid eight catties of shrimp, you asked them to come and get the shrimp in the afternoon, and now I will take the remaining two catties of shrimp." ”

As soon as Qin Sirou heard that Tian Fu was missing two catties of shrimp when he opened his mouth, he pushed Ji Meng's waist with his elbow, and said: "Mengmeng, this uncle is really blackmailing, he himself said that it was one and a half catties less, but he opened his mouth and said that he was two catties less!" Ji Meng nodded.

The owner of the fish stall looked in the direction guided by Tian Fu, and saw Qin Sirou and Ji Meng standing at the door, thought about it for a while, and immediately remembered that they had indeed come to buy shrimp from him in the morning. Although there are many people who have bought things from him today, the business is good, but the two women are really beautiful, so the impression of the two women is particularly deep, seeing the two women young and raw, deceiving them to be thin-faced, quietly adjusting the accuracy of the electronic scale, giving less than one and a half pounds, all morning, I didn't see them come to find themselves, and I thought they didn't find the cat, I didn't think they found such a fierce person to ask for an account. Fortunately, the person who came did not break the fact that he was short of two pounds, which caused a bad impact. Hurriedly beat the snake with the stick, in order to send Tian Fu away as soon as possible, so as not to affect his reputation, looked at Ji Meng and Qin Sirou, and followed Tian Fu's tone and said: "Yes!" They did pay eight catties of shrimp in the morning, and only took six catties of shrimp, and I still had two catties of shrimp left for them! ”

Qin Sirou and Ji Meng heard the conversation between Tian Fu and the fish stall boss clearly, and they actually lost her catties as Tian Fu said. There was a fire in my heart, and at the same time, I also knew that Tian Fu was now recovering her losses, and she couldn't make trouble, so if she had any angry words, she would hold back first, and she would wait for a pound and a half of shrimp to return! The owner of the fish stall knew that he was at a loss, and knew that Tian Fu had the intention of calming people, so he hurriedly picked up a bag, grabbed the crayfish in the box and put it in the bag. Tian Fu put the shrimp into the bag one by one, and waited for a while before he said angrily: "Hey! Boss, don't grab a handful of bags regardless of size, we want soft shell shrimp with elastic shells and natural colors, not those shrimp with red shells that are black and red with iron and green! ”

The owner of the fish stall raised his eyes at Tian Fu, and saw that he was expressionless, not knowing what he was thinking, and was shocked, "Caigen Tan said that the eagle stands like an eye and the tiger walks like a disease, which is a means to kill people and devour people, and this guy can't find a chance to play for some reason." Otherwise, who knows what kind of things this second-rate person will do! However, this guy can also eat it, and knows to buy shrimp that have just grown up to avoid the accumulation of too many bacterial toxins in the body of the old shrimp. ”

Pour the bags of shrimp back into the box, and pick the shrimp for Tian Fu one by one. After a while, I felt that the shrimp in my hand weighed three catties, and I felt that it was about the same, so I was ready to lift it and weigh it. Tian Fu crooked his neck, his bones made a sound like fried beans, and said casually: "Boss, your title is not accurate!" If not, you won't be able to talk about it! The fish stall boss's face stiffened, and he said in his heart: "I'm not blind, I know that you have muscles in your braincase, do you need such a naked threat?" Hurriedly said: "Accurate, accurate, how can my name be inaccurate?" Put the bag on the scale, three catties and one tael, and turned back to Tian Fu and said, "Big brother, it's exactly two catties." Look, how about wrapping it up for you? ”

Tian Fu nodded noncommittally, the fish stall boss saw that he was about to be able to send Tian Fu away, and packed it for Tian Fu at the usual speed of twelve minutes, and the bag was tight, and at the end, he lifted the bag and checked it back and forth twice, for fear that there was something missing, and seeing that there was indeed no place to miss, he handed the shrimp to Tian Fu with a smile. As soon as Tian Fu received the bag with his left hand, he said in his heart: "Four catties and two taels," he looked at the water in the bag and found that it was not much, and he knew that the owner of the fish stall gave more shrimp in order to calm things down.

Checked the bag in his hand, bent his knees, grabbed a crayfish in the box with his right hand, pinched one of the crayfish's claws with two fingers, put it in front of the fish stall boss and shook it, and said with a smile: "Boss, in order to take care of your business, on such a hot day, I ran twice a day, so it's not too much to take a shrimp from you!" The owner of the fish stall was frightened by Tian Fu's trouble-seeking behavior, for fear that he was a reckless man who would do anything if he didn't say anything. Shake your head more like a rattle to show that there is no problem!

Tian Fu smiled slightly, turned around and walked towards Ji Meng and the others, walking and shaking, like a drunk who drank a few catties of liquor. The owner of the fish stall looked at Tian Fu, one second he was still dragging two hundred and fifty eighty thousand, but the next second he was like two ha possessed, like a nervous disorder, there was a feeling of the rest of his life, he patted his chest and whispered: "Finally gone!" It's good, it's good! Tian Fu came to Ji Meng, and the crayfish in his right hand lit up in Ji Meng's eyes and said: "Dangdang, this is the result of my blackmail!" Just ask you if you are convinced! Ji Meng looked at Tian Fu with some incredulity and said, "Why did you get it like this?!" Don't you want me and Sisi to prove that you have bought shrimp here, and you will give you two catties of shrimp when you say this? That's amazing, isn't it? Tian Fu said: "This is an advantage in appearance, you can't learn it!" ”