After a while, Tian and Ji came downstairs, opened the door of the building with a key with Tian Fu, lifted Ji Meng's big box, and took Ji Meng upstairs, after a while, they came to the door of the room, opened the door and turned on the light, put Ji Meng's box in the living room, and introduced their respective rooms from the outside to the inside: "Three bedrooms, one living room and one bathroom, the landlord said that this place is going to be demolished, and it can be rented out for a few months, that is, a few months, the rent is relatively cheap, the environment, ventilation, and lighting are average." The outermost one is Corgi's, the middle one is Sisi's, and the innermost one is mine. He pointed in the direction of the restroom, "The restroom is there, and there is a water heater in it." Next door is the kitchen, which is my territory, and the knife in my kitchen is very sharp, you have to be careful. ”

As soon as Ji Meng entered the house, he looked around at the environment in the house. Fifty or sixty flat, four people are definitely not crowded. Ji Meng's first feeling when he entered the house was that it was clean and tidy, and there was nothing particularly outstanding in other places that could attract people's attention, this was just a place where people could live. Ji Meng was tired for a day, so he sat on the sofa and took a break at this time, and didn't care too much about what Tian Fu said, so he responded a few times casually.

Tian Fu saw that Ji Meng didn't care about his words, and was a little uneasy, but he thought that she had been in the car for a day, so he first used a disposable paper cup, made a cup of boiled water, walked to her, handed it to her, and said, "Boiled water." Ji Meng didn't dare to drink water at all when he was in the car, for fear that he would have no place to go to the toilet if he was in the car. She has endured not drinking water, and she is anxious to understand the surrounding environment in the new environment, and she forgot to drink water for a while, the water that Tian Fu handed her just aroused her thirst, and she looked at Tian Fu gratefully, and said, "Thank you!" He took two sips of the water cup, and just as he wanted to speak, his stomach grumbled twice. Tian Fu said: "Hungry!?" Ji Meng nodded shyly and said, "I have some motion sickness, and I don't have the appetite to eat for a day." I ate a few cookies. ”

Tian Fu smiled: "I heard that your accent is from Hubei!" Just eat a little chili! Ji Mengqi said: "How do you know! Tian Fu pointed to his head and said with a smile: "Looking at the recipe of the person, the chef must have something in his head." After a pause, he said, "Otherwise, you will also run around for a day, take a bath first, what about me!" Take advantage of this time to get some late-night snack. What do you think? ”

Ji Meng tilted his head and thought for a while, then nodded in response to Tian Fu's suggestion, turned his head and went to pack up the toiletries, Tian Fu Ren remembered that Ji Meng didn't take his knife seriously, holding a kitchen knife in one hand, and a fist-sized duck pear taken out of the refrigerator in the other, peeling the skin while walking. When Tian Fu walked to the living room, the Ya pear had already been half peeled, and Ji Meng watched Tian Fu peel it. Tian Fu leaned against the wall, the hand holding the knife in his right hand did not move, his left hand lightly turned the pear pressed on the edge of the knife, and easily cut out a pear belt the width of an adult's index finger and hung down at his feet, and said: "Little Mengxian, my kitchen knife is very sharp, you must be careful when you use it, because if your hand slides lightly on the blade, you can cut a deep wound." Like this. ”

Tian Fu finished peeling at this time, handed the peeled pear to Ji Meng, the blade of the kitchen knife was facing up, he picked up the peeled pear skin with his right hand, put it on the blade and pushed it forward, brushed it a few times, and the pear peel just slipped and half of the blade was broken, falling off the guest table in front of Ji Meng. Tian Fu said: "Don't blame me for being verbose, this knife must be careful when you use it." Without waiting for Ji Meng to say anything, he turned around and walked directly to the kitchen.

Ji Meng swallowed the water, and thought: "My obedient man, I just slipped on the edge of the knife and cut off the pear skin, if this is to cut the vegetables and cut the fingers, isn't it a piece of meat missing?" I'm going to eat something to suppress the freak. Taking a bite of the pear in her hand, the four pear skins that Tian Fu had not taken away on the table caught her attention, because the four pear skins were almost the same size and length. Ji Meng put the pear peels on the table together and observed them for a while, and said in surprise: "The width, length, and thickness of the four skins are about the same, this guy is deeply hidden!" "It's not difficult to cut out the width of the skin, it's not difficult to cut out the length of the skin, the thickness is about a little difficult, it's very difficult to combine the three into one, plus when Tian Fu is doing this, he is looking at Ji Meng, which is even more difficult. Ji Meng thought: "This is in a martial arts novel, how much can this young man's skill be done?" ”

Tian Fu returned to the kitchen and closed the kitchen smoothly. This action is a habit he has developed for many years, and the oil fumes generated when cooking will affect others and cause inconvenience to people. This was the first thing his father taught Tian Fu from the moment he came into contact with the kitchen: don't inconvenience others, and don't let others inconvenience him. Set up a light fire to boil water, take out the noodles I bought back and forth yesterday from the refrigerator, and prepare various seasonings such as petals, soy sauce, salt, soy sauce and vinegar.

At this time, I heard footsteps in the staircase aisle. Listening carefully, it was Wen Keke and Qin Sirou who made a unique footstep sound when they walked, and after listening closely, I vaguely heard Wen Keke and Qin Sirou say that they didn't know if they were cute! Tian Fu shook his head with a smile and said: "This Wen Keke is good at everything, he cares about people when he should care about people, he cares about people when he should be cute, he is coquettish and cute, and when he should be independent, he will show you independently every minute, the disadvantage is that he is a little rough, and he can't go back to the intersection to see if the lights in the room are on, don't you know?" Chao Jimeng shouted: "Little Mengxian, prepare to meet the little short legs." ”

Ji Meng was overjoyed and asked, "Really?" Tian Fu said: "If it's fake, it's true!" Ji Meng asked: "Uncle, you just said that Ke Ke and the others are back, is there any basis?" Tian Fu said: "I heard the footsteps of the little short legs and Sisi talking to them, the two of them are still worried about whether you are back, you are worthy of being good Chinese girlfriends!" ”

Ji Meng heard Tian Fu praise her and Wen Keke, Qin Sirou's good relationship, first she was happy, and then she was even more relieved to hear that the two of them were still worried about their own affairs. After a while, he thought about it: "No, I didn't hear Ke Ke and Sisi's voices outside, he closed the door inside, but he also heard Ke Ke's voice?" She forgot that Tian Fu had heard someone booing on the street before, and she hadn't heard someone booing, which had already proved that Tian Fu's hearing was a little better than hers.

Ji Meng was full of doubts, feeling that Tian Fu was coaxing her, but also hoping that what Tian Fu said was true, and asked, "You're not lying to me?" Tian Fu said categorically: "No! Ji Meng didn't believe that Tian Fu knew when Wen Keke would come back, ran to the kitchen door, saw Tian Fu close the door, and was very surprised, opened the door with his hand on the edge of the threshold, stretched out half his head to the door, showed a pair of dark eyes, and asked: "Uncle, it's so hot, why are you closing the door?" Tian Fu said: "There is oil smoke." So close the door. Ji Meng said: "But in this kind of weather, it will be very hot when the door is closed!" Tian Fu said: "If you don't close the door, the house will smell of oily smoke." At that point, not only will I have to smell it, but everyone in the house will smell it too, so closing the door is the best option. ”

Ji Meng couldn't help but smile, saw Tian Fu skillfully handling the things in the kitchen, looked at it for a moment, and asked: "Uncle, just now you said that you heard Ke Ke and Sisi's footsteps and talking, I didn't hear it outside, but you heard it, I don't believe it!" Without waiting for Tian Fu to make a guarantee, Qin Sirou's voice had already given the answer, only listening to Qin Sirou's surprised voice, which came clearly from the corridor downstairs: "Ke Ke, I heard the voice of Meng Meng and Chef Tian talking!" This idiot is still questioning Chef Tian's hearing! ”

Ji Meng heard Qin Sirou's voice, and he didn't bother with the problem that Tian Fu could hear Qin Sirou and Wen Keke talking, but he didn't hear it. Jumped up and shouted happily, "Sisi, Keke, I want to kill you." He turned and ran to the door. Ji Meng shouted, startled Tian Fu, and choked sadly: "My aunt! It's past twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, be careful to disturb the people! If you want someone to set a 4 o'clock alarm and knock on our door, I want to say to you: You shout so well at 12 o'clock, I appreciate you! ”

Ji Meng, who had just run a few steps with joy, looked stunned, and suddenly stood in place, his little head was cowardly, thinking about the seriousness of the problem Tian Fu just said, and the possibility of such a thing happening, and felt that when people were sleeping soundly at four o'clock, no one would set an alarm for such a sesame event, and knock on the door of the room at this time to say: I appreciate you! Thinking that Tian Fu was scaring him, he turned his head and glared at Tian Fu, spit out his little tongue, made a grimace, and said, "Slightly slightly, deceive the child!" Everyone is an adult, so I just shouted! That person with such a stinginess even set an alarm clock to find trouble for such a thing!. Without waiting for Tian Fu to speak, he heard a woman's voice shouting from downstairs: "801, it's all at this point, what are you howling, you are howling that I asked my old man to knock on your door at four o'clock in the morning!" ”

Tian Fu tilted his head, looked at Ji Meng with a smile on his face, raised his right hand to his face, slapped back and forth left and right three times, and said cheaply: "Smack!" Syllable! Syllable! The voice from downstairs directly made Ji Meng stunned, she couldn't imagine that there was really such a stingy person in the world, what she said a second ago, she was slapped in the face, Tian Fu's three snaps, as if it really hit her face, so angry that her face was quickly covered with a layer of redness, and she was angry in her heart for how the people downstairs were so stingy, she shouted a sentence and went online, she also knew that shouting loudly in the middle of the night was her fault, although she was angry in her heart, but it was not good to have a seizure! Seeing that the smile on Tian Fu's face was getting bigger and bigger, the smug emotion in his eyes was like a fountain, gurgling from his eyes that were squinted into a line! An old face smiled vividly into a pleated skirt, and the face was full of pleats, and there was no flatness.

Ji Meng saw Tian Fu smiling like this, she also knew what was wrong, and she was very annoyed: "Are you happy that I made a fool of myself?" See how I clean you up! Pointing to his slightly powdered face, he said arrogantly: "With my appearance, I will be forgiven for everything, uncle, don't you say yes!" Tian Fu was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart: "You are so confident, you don't even need a question sentence, just use an affirmative sentence." I really want to say that the earth doesn't revolve around you, where do you get the confidence to think that you are the center of the world? However, he squinted his eyes and looked at Ji Meng, which was almost written on his face: If you dare to say half a word, I want you to have a good-looking expression. Second, he said: "Xiao Mengxian is not bad at all, appearance is justice." She added with a wail in her heart: "She is right about this, appearance is justice, you can do whatever you want if you have a face, this world is not ancient!" ”

Ji Meng heard Tian Fu's words that she agreed with her and that she could be forgiven for doing anything. Like a victorious rooster, he picked Tian Fu with his eyes with satisfaction. Tian Fu looked at Ji Meng's small movements, and translated in his heart: The kid is your acquaintance, and my aunt will let you go today. Ji Meng put on a vicious expression and said, "It's four o'clock tonight, if someone comes to seek revenge, you are responsible for taking care of it!" Tian Fu exclaimed: "Why? Ji Meng proudly wiped his air bangs and said, "Sister, Yan is good!" Without waiting for Tian Fu to react, and then continued to be happy in front of him, he turned around and ran to the door, and ran downstairs, Ji Meng turned down the stairs, Tian Fu heard a click, someone opened the door, Tian Fu couldn't help but sigh in front of the sky: "It's coming, the knock notice at four o'clock!" After saying that, he walked to the door,

As soon as he walked to the door, he saw a woman half a hundred years old knocking on his door, and the woman saw Tian Fu come out, did not knock on the door, and said to Tian Fu: "Young man, I officially inform you that I will come and knock on your door at four o'clock in the morning, and say, I appreciate you very much!" Tian Fu rubbed his hands and said with a smile on his face: "That eldest sister, that girl is new just now, I don't know the rules here, see if you can raise your hand once!" The woman said with a righteous face: "No, rules are rules, you can't let people go just because the other party is a girl!" Tian Fu persuaded: "Eldest sister, you just heard that the girl ran all the way from Hubei to S City and met her fellow countrymen, and she was inevitably excited, which is also human nature, for her sake, for her sake?" ”

The woman turned her face and said solemnly: "If you don't follow the rules, you will follow the rules!" Tian Fu saw that the woman insisted on knocking on his door, and tried to dispel the woman's idea of knocking on his door at four o'clock, and said, "That eldest sister. The woman waved her hand and interrupted Tian Fu's words: "Young man, do you know what the law is not expensive, and the rope is not twisted!" If you don't know, then I'll tell you what to call it today, the rope is not twisted, and today you just broke the sky, this door to me. ”

At this time, Ji Meng and Qin Sirou helped Wen Keke to the corner of the stairs, the woman glanced at Ji Meng, was stunned for a moment, and asked Tian Fu in a kind tone: "Young man, this is the girl who shouted?" Tian Fu listened to the woman's tone obviously changed from cloudy to sunny, and had a premonition that the woman's board was raised high, gently put it down, and said weakly: "Yes!" The woman nodded to Ji Meng and said, "Such a beautiful girl, this little thing is still forgotten!" ”

Tian Fu couldn't imagine that the woman would just forget it, so he sighed and asked, "That's it?" The woman glared at Tian Fu and said, "Young man, are you still unwilling if I don't trouble you?" Tian Fu glanced at Ji Meng, then at the woman who was a little angry, and said, "Otherwise, you should come and knock on the door!" At least this makes me feel that the world is still fair! ”

The woman snorted coldly: "Crazy! Saying that, he turned around and walked towards his home, walked into the door and closed it with his backhand, Tian Fu's face stiffened, he looked at the woman's disappearing back, only to feel that a gust of autumn wind rolled up a fallen leaf, and the fallen leaf was in a big circle in the air, flying into the distance, leaving him with a cool and cool heart. After a while, Tian Fu asked stupidly: "Can anyone explain to me what it means that the law is not expensive and the rope is not winding!" Ji Meng helped Wen Keke to Tian Fu's side, and said disapprerovitically: "The law is not expensive, and the rope is not winding, what is said is: the law will not welcome the noble courtiers, just as the ink rope will not avoid the bend of the wood." Tian Fu said: "Then she is!" Ji Meng looked at Tian Fu's completely confused appearance, and immediately thought of the way he used his hand to fan before, and he had a feeling of revenge in his heart, and wiped his bangs with his hand, and said proudly: "Obviously, Fa Ayan, the rope is twisted!" ”

Tian Fu took a long breath and said, "This one with a smiling face and good words, but she can't catch up with her to take a look at you?" Ji Meng smiled when she heard this, shook her hair, narrowed her eyes, and said with a smile: "No way, who made me look good!" With that, he turned and walked into the house.

After Ji Meng turned around, Tian Fu covered half of his face with words, and said with a wry smile: "In this era of face discounts, having a face is the same as hanging up, I, a person who was set up at the age of forty from the factory, how can I compare with you immortals, I can live until now, I feel more and more that this is the eighth wonder of the world!" What I'm particularly meowing about is not going to change my name to Tian Jianqiang! Obviously, she was disturbing the people, I persuaded her for a long time, begging to let it go, but others just refused, and in the end, the main owner didn't need to put anything on his face, and he was forgiven! What kind of world is this! ”

Suddenly, I found that Ji Meng's reaction was a little wrong: "Ji Meng, this little girl, asked me to top the tank before, why didn't she worry about me like she would blow up?" Like you know I'm going to be scared? Completely ignoring my face that can stop a child from crying loudly. It's not scientific at all, she should be more reserved, so that it is in line with the way a girl should look when a strange man and woman first met! She asked me to jack the tank like a scoundrel! Or was it just me who was dazzled? I couldn't help but scratch my hair.

Tian Fu's answer to this question, but only God knows the answer, who can tell the truth about men and women! When Tian Fu was thinking about his question, Ji Meng heard what he said, and deliberately turned his head to Tian Fu to make up for it, and said, "Do you want us immortals to compare?" You have to read more. Tian Fu was even more embarrassed when he heard Ji Meng's words, he knew what Ji Meng meant, and there was a stalk: People who are ugly should read more. Ji Meng came to the door, but Qin Sirou's voice came: "Ke Ke heard it, I can hear for the first time that Chef Tian has a clear and unambiguous understanding of his appearance, admitting that he lives in this world is the eighth wonder of the world, and he wants to change his name to Tian Jianqiang." Hearing Tian Fu's head full of black lines, he snorted, and his puffed mouth blew the hair on his forehead, and said: "Disaster comes from the mouth, disaster comes from the mouth!" ”

When Ji Meng was blowing his hair in Tian Fu, he suddenly set a four o'clock alarm clock for the people here, just to knock on other people's doors, and specially notified a wave before knocking, and asked very curiously: "How can there be such a practice of setting a four o'clock alarm to knock on other people's doors here?" ”