Body Sandbag
When Ji Meng was blowing his hair in Tian Fu, he suddenly set a four o'clock alarm clock for the people here, just to knock on other people's doors, and specially notified a wave before knocking, and asked very curiously: "How can there be such a practice of setting a four o'clock alarm to knock on other people's doors here?" ”
Tian Fu thought for a while, sighed, and said, "Speaking of this, I brought this atmosphere up!" Ji Meng snorted and asked, "What's going on?" Tian Fu said: "When I first came. Raised his foot and stomped on the ground, pointed to the ground and said: "The guy downstairs often calls a group of people to drink in the rental house, the atmosphere is warm, the movement is very large, and it doesn't look at the time, Monday to Sunday, drink every three or five days, and can't disperse before one or two o'clock, think about it, they don't sleep, but others want to sleep!" They drank so much that the neighbors couldn't sleep! ”
Ji Meng asked, "Don't others say it?" Tian Fu said: "I said it, but it was useless!" No matter what the neighbors say to him! He only replied, what can you do to me? Ji Meng said: "What happened later?!" Tian Fu pointed at him with his hand and said, "Wasn't it me who came later!" That buddy doesn't dare to say that you can help me! ”
Ji Mengdao tilted his head and asked, "You just set an alarm clock at four o'clock, go and knock on his door, and say that I appreciate you?" Tian Fu smiled: "That's it!" I knocked on his door at four o'clock and said that you have done a good job of persuading you to drink, and I admire you!" Ji Meng said: "Why don't he dare to say it on your own, aren't you afraid that he will knock on your door?" Tian Fu said: "That's not that he is angry." I was saying that I admired you, but a businessman saw it, and saw that I said that to the man, and the man closed the door angrily. And the uncle had no small opinion of the man's habit of disturbing the people, and he waited ten minutes, and when the man had just fallen asleep, he knocked on the door of the man's room and repeated what I had said. ”
Ji Meng said: "That's it?" Tian Fu said: "Of course not!" I don't know how the uncle operated, when he said that I admire you very much, he actually secretly recorded a video, and put the video in the group established by the landlord, this building is a big person who disturbs the people, there are many people who have grievances, they are seeing the person who obviously wants to get angry, but he can't have an expression, they all feel relieved, some of the heads of the household discussed, every ten minutes, arrange for someone to knock on the door of the person's room, saying that I appreciate you. Ji Meng smiled and said, "When did you knock it?" Tian Fu said: "Knock until seven o'clock!" It is said that he goes to work at 7:10! Ji Meng said: "Later? Tian Fu said: "Later, this guy was born for a few days, and he committed two more crimes, but he was queued up to knock on the door until seven o'clock!" After that, the people in this building felt that this method was much more useful than reason, as long as someone disturbed the people. Just like the eldest sister just now, I will inform you, what mistake did you make, when will I take revenge on you! The people here don't bother the people at will! Ji Meng sighed and said, "That's it!" ”
Ji Meng began to ask Wen Keke about the reason for his injury, Wen Keke stepped on his high heels, slipped his foot when he went down the stairs, and briefly explained to Ji Meng what happened when he flashed to his waist. Qin Sirou and Ji Meng helped Wen Keke into the room from left to right and helped her sit on the sofa. When Tian Fu walked into the room with the third daughter, he saw Wen Keke's step-by-step walking style, twitched the muscles in the corners of his eyes, and said, "I said little short legs!" You just said that you were injured because of wearing high heels, and you have to step on six or seven high heels when you go to the hospital? You're not afraid of getting hurt and getting hurt! ”
Wen Keke sat on the sofa and glanced at Tian Fu and said, "The girl's dedication to beauty, you don't understand!" He sighed and said, "It's still comfortable to sit on the sofa!" Tian Fu walked up to Wen Keke with a pair of slippers, glanced at the slippers in his hand, saw that the toe of the slippers was facing Wen Keke, turned his wrist, aimed the heel at Wen Keke, put it at her feet, and said, "It will be more comfortable to change the shoes." ”
Wen Keke Tian Fu's actions were a little at a loss, he didn't know how to respond to Tian Fu, accepting it seemed too intimate, not accepting it, the other party was kind again, and finally bowed his head and whispered: "Thank you!" Qin Sirou and Ji Meng both looked at Tian Fu, Ji Meng didn't know when he had a kind of fascination with Tian Fu, and when Tian Fu came over with his shoes, he paid attention to him. Tian Fu's every move Ji Meng saw clearly, especially Tian Fu's action of turning the heel direction of the shoes, Ji Meng's heartstrings were inexplicably plucked, and he was delighted to find that Tian Fu was careful, and for some reason he didn't like Tian Fu to be careful with others, even if that person was his best friend.
Ji Meng patted his left cheek with his left hand, looked at Tian Fu's almost paralyzed face again, and shook his head violently, as if he wanted to throw out the unstable emotions in his head, and couldn't help admonishing himself in his heart: "Ji Meng! Ji Meng, what's wrong with you today? Running around with strangers for no reason, for no reason, you're jealous of others taking good care of other girls? Are you in the dark? Get rid of the mess in your head, or you'll die. ”
Tian Fu saw Wen Keke change his shoes and said, "Little Mengxian, please help her accept the shoes with short legs." Tian Fu was headless and brainless, Ji Meng was dumbfounded, glanced at Tian Fu with slanted eyes, and thought: "The ferry is swinging to the riverside, building a tower to the spire, obviously you are being courteous to the Ke Ke sister, half the thing is done, tell me to sweep your tail for you, you have got the label of caring about people, you have played all the highlights, the dirty work and tiring work are mine!" There is no such good thing in the world. He asked angrily, "Why?" ”
Tian Fu scratched his nose and said: "With my appearance that I will be disgusted with being ugly if I do good deeds, it is better for me to do things that are both cheap and obedient!" He immediately added: "If I hadn't gone wrong with the little short legs, would I have given up this opportunity to be courteous?" He glanced at Ji Meng a few times with his head sideways, and thought: "It stands to reason that the legs of the little short legs play with the New Year, and the personality, personality and appearance are all the best choices, why don't you feel it?" Is it because she is too independent, she doesn't have the sense of dependence of ordinary women on men, and she can't get her adoring eyes to satisfy her vanity? The cute and cute girl in front of her, the more she looks at it, the more she wants to tease her. ”
Ji Mengna knew that the reason why Tian Fu did things halfway and did bad things with good intentions was because Tian Fu naively thought that this was flirting with her sister, which could attract her attention. Ji Meng simply thought that he was complaining when he said to him: "With my appearance, I can be forgiven for anything"! glanced at Tian Fu, and said with a pout: "Don't mention it, what you provoked, you will clean up the aftermath." ”
Tian Fu raised his head and said, "Someone may come to seek revenge, why do you leave it to me?" Ji Meng pondered: "The old lady asked you to do things, where did you get so much crooked!" He turned sideways, squinted at Tian Fu a few times, and said in a long nasal voice: "Huh? Am I doing something bad!? If Tian Fu used his brain more at the moment, he would know that if a girl said that she hadn't done it, she had to say "no" and say it out loud, and she couldn't have the slightest grievance and perfunctory, at this moment Tian Fu chose to prove to Ji Meng how prominent his memory was, and said: "Just now you roared angrily, and the sound shook for nine days!" ”
Ji Meng rolled his eyes and said, "You are trying to say half a word!" Tian Fu disagreed with Ji Meng's threat, and said, "Just try it. . . He spoke in a futuristic voice, and the sound of the wind from his sleeves interrupted him. I saw Ji Meng, his hands crossed on his waist, his eyebrows upside down, and his eyes staring at Tian Fu with a sly look. Tian Fu was immediately suppressed by Ji Meng with his gaze. In Ji Meng's earnest teachings, he stretched out his right hand awe-inspiringly, aimed his palm at Ji Meng, blocked her gaze, and shook his hand like a fan, and said: "Haha, don't try, don't try this, listen to people's persuasion, eat enough." ”
Ji Meng took advantage of the victory to chase and made a gesture of raising his hand to fight, and said: "You dare to say half a word, see that I don't kill you." Tian Fu hurriedly nodded and said, "Absolutely don't dare, give a chance, give a chance, I won't have a next time, big guy." ”
Tian Fu's unprincipled concession to Ji Meng surprised Qin Sirou and Wen Keke, and after nearly two months of getting along, the two of them thought that they still knew a little about Tian Fu, and they were surprised, and they both pondered: "This gentle stubbornness is suitable for Tian Fu, under the gentle skin, what is hidden is the backbone." He doesn't force you to do anything, and you don't want to force him to do what he doesn't want to do. ”
Tian Fu's deepest impression on the two of her is: if you don't do it, you won't do it, you will do it, do it on time and on point, rain or shine. couldn't help but glance at Tian Fu and Ji Meng a few more times. Tian Fu pointed to the kitchen and asked, "Your cute girl, I haven't eaten for a day, I'll give her a supper, Sisi, do you want to give you a bowl of noodles too?" Sisi shook his head and said, "I don't want it." He turned to Wen Keke and asked, "What about you?" Wen Keke shook his head and said, "I don't want it either!" Uncle, Meng Meng has a light taste, and the noodles for her are slightly lighter than I want. ”
Tian Fu nodded, signaling that he understood. I went back to the kitchen to handle the noodles. After Qin Sirou, Wen Keke and Ji Meng exchanged a few words, they couldn't wait to pull Ji Meng to sit down and said with a smile: "Have you two confirmed your eyes?" Ji Meng's face suddenly turned red, and he hurriedly distinguished: "How can there be?" Wen Keke said: "Don't admit it, when have you ever spoken to a boy so domineering?" Qin Sirou learned Ji Meng's previous movements and added: "That's it, even if you dare to say half a word, see if I don't kill you." What a domineering side leak! ”
Without waiting for Ji Meng to speak, Wen Keke continued: "You don't know!" What a person we Uncle Tian usually don't eat in oil and salt! Sisi and I usually ask him for help, such as this. Pointing to the water dispenser: "The water dispenser ran out of water the night before yesterday, Sisi and I came back from shopping, we were dying of thirst, and asked him to help carry the bucket of water, you know what he said?" Ji Meng saw that Wen Keke had a lot of resentment in his words, and thought of something in his heart, but he was not sure, and asked, "What did he say?" Wen Keke stretched out his hand to the corner of the door, and said helplessly: "He said that he would either wait for him to finish the work at hand, or carry it himself." Since we waited for more than ten minutes, we were so thirsty that we went down and bought two bottles of water. ”
Ji Meng looked at the two halves of the bottle of water in the corner of the door, and deliberately glanced at Wen Keke and Qin Sirou a few more times, and said in surprise: "No! Ke Ke, you two are not as beautiful as flowers, but that is also the existence of disasters for the country and the people! If this is known to the classmates who are chasing you, I don't know how many people will say: You go away, let me come. ”
Qin Sirou said: "Before I met Uncle Tian again, I was quite confident in my appearance, but since I met him, I began to wonder if my appearance was the emperor's new clothes, fake." Ji Meng laughed and said: "Sisi's resentment is a bit big!" Wen Keke glanced at Qin Sirou, and also heard her resentment, sighed and said: "I thought that when I first met him, I got a glass of boiled water, and he grew so big, and he didn't help him move things, but now I get angry when I think about it." Qin Sirou remembered the scene of meeting Tian Fu for the first time, and said unwillingly: "Mengmeng! You don't know how miserable we were at the beginning! On a June day, at noon at 378 degrees, I pulled your big suitcase with my left hand and two large bags of things in my right hand to the downstairs of the rental house. He compared Tian Fu's figure to the kitchen, pinched his arm, and said: "A man with so many muscles, seeing two delicate and weak women carrying luggage, even if he doesn't take the initiative to help, he won't refuse!" As a result, the product simply and neatly refused! I also deliberately spoke in a tone of voice, in order to make myself more feminine, this thing didn't even raise his head, and said: I'm not available! And then I really didn't have time, half an hour later, when we finished moving, the food was cut, and finally I was free. Gave me and Koko a glass of water. ”
Wen Keke came up to Ji Meng and teased: "Mengmeng, seriously, don't you two have some feeling of calling, this uncle, don't look at him coercing with you now, this guy is actually like an alarm clock, he will only say anything once, do it when he arrives, and accept it when he says it." ”
Ji Meng thought for a while about what she and Tian Fu had said, and smiled, neither disagreeing with Wen Keke's words, nor approving. Wen Keke wanted to continue to ask, but at this time, Tian Fu came out with a bowl of noodles from the kitchen, handed the noodles to Ji Meng, stretched out his hand to Ji Meng, and asked Wen Keke and Qin Sirou: "I brought this person to you, and I should also talk about my benefits!" Qin Sirou smiled and said, "Uncle, are you free tomorrow?" Tian Fu said: "I'll rest tomorrow!" In the morning and afternoon, I will go to be a human sandbag. After 5 p.m., it's always available! Qin Sirou heard that Tian Fu was free in the afternoon, and the chef who gave Ji Meng a reception banquet found it, and said happily: "Tomorrow, Ke Ke and I will pick up the wind for Meng Meng, and I want you to be our chef!" Tian Fu rolled his eyes and said, "I want to put half a catty of finger pepper, okay!" There was a finger pepper in the dish that couldn't eat the three girls, and when she heard that Tian Fu wanted to put half a catty of finger pepper, she said in unison: "No!" ”