The three of us frolicked on the beach, and a few hours later, the old turtle jumped ashore with a man wearing sunglasses, wearing a Hawaiian flower-like shirt, holding a cane, with a light and hairless head, and a heavy turtle shell behind his back, and his hands behind his back, as if the leader had petitioned, jumped ashore and said, "Hello! ”

(Who is this fancy old man?) It's Jinjun's favorite generation of Zongshi! The next three lines will be revealed... ）

"Who are you?"

"I am loved by everyone, and I am embarrassed to bloom when I see flowers, turtle-fairy-man!"

"Are you the turtle's father?" Bulma asked, pointing to the old turtle.

"I'm a purebred human, and the martial arts faction is called the Turtle Sect... Did you save the old turtle in my house? ”

"No, it's this teenager... The old turtle pointed at me.

"I've also fed you kelp in salt water, okay?!" Bulma only shouted.

"Then you two will win the battle with me, and this immortal will give you a treasure." Turtle Immortal Humanity.

"Congliang's literary fight is handed over to you." Bulma pushed me up.

"Is that you? Then I started ... The turtle fairy looked at me and said, "The Buddha said, you are on fire in the crotch of your pants - of course (crotch burning)"

"I think you can't bear your crotch, fart and take off your pants - too much."

The turtle immortal is not in a hurry or slow: "My Buddha said, crazy and vulgar, pointing to the fart and blowing the lamp - there is no hope"

I didn't think that this evil monk was also very powerful, and he was short of words for a while, and the two stared at each other without speaking, not even blinking their eyelids, as if they were secretly competing.

The big turtle hurriedly took out the table, chair, and teacups, placed them neatly, and made a gesture of please.

Half a pillar of incense, I sat down first and said, "You blinked, you lost a game." ”

The turtle immortal also sat down cross-legged and said, "You sit down first, and you also lost a game." ”

I said with relief: "I blink to wash your mind and wash away the evil energy of mortal dust. ”

The turtle immortal defended: "I sat down to persuade you to put down the butcher knife and go west as soon as possible." ”

"One last game, I'm thirsty." I said.

Seeing that the turtle immortal no longer spoke, I picked up an empty teacup on the table, and calmly poured tea into it, the water cup was about to overflow, and he continued to pour it.

The turtle immortal realized: "I understand, what Your Excellency means is that an overflowing teacup can't hold anything, and only by emptying my mind can I receive new things." ”

I shook my head and sighed, "You can't finish pouring the bitter water of your life......

The turtle immortal asked, "The world scolds me, insults me, laughs at me, despises me, despises me, and hates me, how can I deal with it?" ”

I said, "Endure him, let him, endure him, honor him." ”

"I understand, are you letting me get through the past few years and watch it again?"

"No, I mean you deserve it."

The turtle immortal smiled bitterly and shook his head: "What do you say will happen when the water reaches the boiling point?" ”

I said, "Get out!"

The turtle immortal sighed: "I lost, take it orally." ”

"Since you've lost, you can give the baby now, can't you..."

"I see you are stylish... And in order to repay you for saving the old turtle, I should give you a treasure.,I want to think about the password.。。。 ”

"Come out! Immortal Bird Kazuki! ”

"Immortal, isn't the immortal bird Ikki going to save Athena?"

"Really? Isn't it salvation that has returned? ”

"That's the 12th house, and you have to fight Odin, Douhai King, Bian Hades King...

"Athena is really not worry-free, why is she always lost...

"Then let's get another one... Come out, Aralei! ”

"That's another set of manga by Akira Toriyama.。。。 Immortals, do you take medicine? ”

"Do you have medicine?"

"How much do you want?"

"How much you have, how much I eat...

"How much you want to eat, how much I have..."

。。。。。。

I was very dizzy, I felt that my nerves were going to be confused, and I hurriedly said: "Is there any welfare, no welfare, I'll go home to cultivate immortals and birds... ”

"Wait, I'll change it, come out, somersault cloud!"

Sure enough, a small white cloud flew in.

I took the time to ask Mantou secretly: "How is it compared to Brother Monkey's somersault cloud?" ”

Manju glanced at it and replied to me secretly: "The one who defeated the Buddha is a colorful auspicious cloud, this Japanese style is a white cloud, and the speed cannot be compared, and it is not the same thing... ”

"In the future, I will still support domestic products with one heart... I made up my mind in my heart.

(Are the really handsome Apple phones printed with China's invention system?) Congliang said: Don't be embarrassed if you buy a fighter in the copycat, can you? ）

"This is called a somersault cloud, you two will go up and give it to you." The turtle immortal pointed at the little white cloud road with a stick.

"This thing can go to the sky?" Bulma said excitedly.

"In fact, people with a lot of temperament can go to the sky at any time and just fart, but Xiao Baiyun really doesn't need to eat sweet potatoes, don't need to refuel, and don't use electricity, as long as people with pure hearts can ride on it... Don't you believe me? Well, I'll show you ... ”

The turtle immortal flew on the little white cloud with a kick, and with a "bang", he immediately fell to the ground. He rubbed his waist and said, "Now believe it, people who are not pure in their hearts really can't stand up... ”

The turtle immortal looked calm, everyone present was embarrassed for his old man, and the crows of the whole world were sweating and flying overhead...

"I'll try!" Bulma jumped into the clouds and hit the ground with her buttocks.

"I said from the beginning of this book that I am a 360-degree pure and flawless baby, and my brother wants this somersault cloud to learn to sing "Conquest"!" I plunged headlong into the clouds, landed first and dug out a big hole.

"It's a knockoff!" I was sure.

Lori Manju carefully climbed up, and Little Baiyun happily took her to fly everywhere above our heads. . .

"It's a lustful cloud... I'm angry.

"Hey, Turtle Immortal, do you have a three-star dragon ball around your neck?" Bulma suddenly discovered a new world and exclaimed with joy.

"I said that I will only give you a treasure, this bead was found by me in the ancient tomb expedition a hundred years ago, I begged Hu Bayi for a long time, and he gave it to me, I can't give it to you."

"Please, bird, turtle immortal, you are the most handsome and dashing... Bulma hugged the turtle fairy's arm and said coquettishly.

The turtle immortal's old face turned red, and he was embarrassed: "It's not that I can't give it to you, but this thing should be very valuable... ”

Bulma pleaded unrelentingly: "Turtle Immortal, your old man has a request, only you want what you think of, and there is nothing that I Bulma can't do." ”

"Then you can light on my turtle shell, I have collected the kisses of a thousand young girls, and I can prolong my life...

"That's fine... Bulma gave a deep kiss to the turtle fairy turtle shell.

The turtle fairy rode the old turtle, left the dragon ball, and went home with a nosebleed...

(The requirements of the elderly are really low...) The crash point is also low... ）

Manju rode the somersault cloud and said to us, "Do you want this girl to fly with you to find the Dragon Ball?" ”

Bulma and I said in unison: "It's not a bird, it doesn't like to fly!" We're used to riding cars! ”