Chapter 17: Oolong-sama

After Manju collected the somersault cloud, we were rough again, and the Dragon Ball radar showed that the five-star Dragon Ball was nearby, and after more than an hour's drive, we came to a quiet and terrible village, and the whole village closed its door, and no one could be seen walking around the village.

"Is there anyone here, please? Thousands of dollars fell from the ground... Bulma shouted.

Strange things that no one answered...

"Bulma, are you sure the Dragon Balls are in this village?"

"That's right, it must be in this village, and the Dragon Ball Thunderbolt has never been wrong."

"Is anyone there, please?" Manju knocked on the door and shouted, and after a while, no one answered, and Lori kicked the door open with a flying kick.

(This plot is illegal, children should not imitate it!) οΌ‰

As soon as Lori Manju poked her head in, an axe slashed at her head, and a flash of lightning flashed, and an uncle fell to the ground.

Manju retracted the power of thunder and lightning, and said to the uncle angrily: "Don't you know that an axe can kill people? ”

"I'm sorry, Lord Oolong, you can do whatever you want, don't catch my daughter to be the lady of the village, she hasn't developed yet... The bespectacled uncle knelt on his knees and begged for steamed buns, looking pitiful for not knowing how pitiful.

"We're here to make soy sauce, do you recognize the wrong person?" I asked, taking a few steps.

"Oolong adults generally come alone, never a companion, it seems that I recognized the wrong person, I'm sorry, you want to play soy sauce, out of the street, there is an aunt Zhang in the second store on the left, you mention my name to her, she gives you half price, our relationship is quite close...

"Dad, are you alright?" A little girl with big eyes and two ponytails ran out and helped the uncle.

"It's okay, it's okay, it was just a misunderstanding." The uncle touched the little girl's head and said lovingly.

"Who is Oolong-sama? Oolong? Bulma asked.

"Oolong is a youkai who lives nearby, he can turn into all kinds of things, no one has ever seen his true face, and he is a very terrible youkai. Yesterday he came to our village to buy wild boar, but unfortunately he looked at my daughter, instead of saying that he wanted to marry my daughter as a bride, he had already arrested several girls from several nearby villages, and no one dared to resist, afraid that he would slaughter the village, so every family in our village is now closed because of the fear of being harmed by oolong. ”

"When will he come and marry your daughter?" I asked.

"Noon the day after tomorrow."

"Do you know where he lives?"

"I heard it looks like it's in Penguin Village...

"Have you ever seen a bead with a few stars like this?"

"I happen to have one in my house, and I keep it for my daughter as a dowry...

When Bulma saw the dragon ball in his uncle's hand, his eyes suddenly widened, occupying half of his face, and he excitedly proposed: "If we want to kill that oolong monster, you can give us this bead." ”

"Deal!" The uncle immediately extended a big hand of friendship.

We, the Dragon Ball trio, asked for directions to Penguin Village, and immediately headed all the way south.

(It's starting to confuse the plot...) οΌ‰

"Isn't Penguin Village supposed to be in the North Pole? How do we go south? Manju asked me very seriously.

"Why is there no white rabbit in the white rabbit? Why is there no wife in the wife's? Why is there no fish in the shredded pork? Why is there no Lei Feng in Leifeng Tower? Why is it so small that only my eyes are drawn in the manga-style Dragon Ball? "I asked five whys in a row, and Manju was silent...

Maybe it's because the small world area is not large, half an hour later, we drove to the penguin village, the biggest feature of the penguin village is that all kinds of small animals are running around, the little elephant and the pig are running around with the shoes of the middle two children, Ultraman and the little monster playing at home, the Arctic penguin is basking in the sun with a sun umbrella.

A cool wind blew in front of me, and the wind passed by a little girl, with a little angel flying overhead...

If you read that right, the girl's name is Aralei, the only girl in the comic book world who loves to play with poop.

Didn't you say that you don't mix and match, why is there Aralei in Dragon Ball??

(Zhenjun roared: There was already Aralei in the Dragon Ball world, go back and read the manga a few more times to be a pig's foot!) οΌ‰

After the wind, the oncoming ones are Kudou Taro, Kudou Xiaoxiong, and Mu Luqian, these three seem to be Alalei's friends?

"Hello, does there an Oolong-sama live in this village?" Manju stepped forward a few steps forward and asked.

Ku Doutaro saw that Manju Lori looked extremely cute, and he shook his long hair and said, "Are you asking for directions?" ”

"yes!" Manju replied ignorantly.

"If you sleep until I don't get lost...

"Stinky rascals... Look at the lightning! Lu saw the hooligan thunder, and after Manju stunned the empty Doutaro, he clapped his hands comfortably.

Kudou Xiaoxiong weakly replied to his brother: "Oolong lives next door to Qianbingwei, and the second one is to turn left." ”

"Hee-hee, thank you."

"Thank you, big sister, thank you for eliminating the harm in Penguin Village...

I gave her a thumbs up, what does it mean to feel like an electric shock at the sight of it? If you can't find a classmate who is in love, let's come to find Manju Dian.

After walking a few steps, a man's deep voice suddenly came from above his head: "My name is Fool Superman, I was born on the planet Sour Plum in the universe, I came here from thousands of miles away, you little hairy children, why don't you hurry up and bow down to Shane?" ”

I glanced around and saw a middle-aged man in a superman blue coat and red cloak standing on a low wall, pointing at the three of us and talking.

"Sick!"

I motioned to ignore him, and walked forward without looking back, but I smelled a smell of stinky fart.

As soon as he turned around, his butt was facing us, okay, he also used chemical weapons, and Manju raised his hand with a thunderbolt of thunder. (Little Lori has a queen fan!) οΌ‰

Fool Superman quickly dodged, jumped on the skateboard, and fled decisively. Manju hurriedly chased after him, threatening in his mouth: "Superman! See if I don't swell your ass! ”

After a few chases, I was worried that Manju would suffer, and Bulma followed closely, Fool Superman lay on the skateboard and slid around, and the skateboard accelerated all the way, and the three of us really couldn't catch him for a while, and when he turned the corner, he even set off a string of firecrackers, which scared us into dancing.

"This is what happens to those who dare to defy justice." He finished speaking loudly in the distance, skateboarding and flying away the birds...

"I'm so angry, what kind of stupid Y Superman is this, how did Uncle Bird create him!" The steamed buns stomped their feet, leaving deep pits on the streets under their feet. . .

My long hair was blown into curls, and I thought to myself, where did I buy these firecrackers, but it would be great to buy a few strings of firecrackers for self-defense.

After being tricked by Fool Superman, the three of us were not very lucky, Bulma knocked on the door of Oolong's house with a portable machine gun, knocked a few times, and forced his way in, and there was no one to be seen.

(Portable machine guns can't kill people in the Dragon Ball world.,It's equivalent to a BB gun...) οΌ‰

"Why don't you go next door and look for Zemaki Senbei and ask, it just so happens that I want to see Alalei." I proposed.

Bulma and Manju had no better way so they nodded and agreed, knocked on the door of Qianbei's house a few times, and a middle-aged uncle opened the door for us, I saw that there was finally a character who was more anxious than me, and I had a little excitement in my heart, and greeted: "We are friends of Oolong, may I ask where did Oolong go next door?" ”

He tilted his head left and right to look at us and said, "As far as I know, oolong only has female friends... ”

I pretended to be calm and replied, "I was actually a daughter before... ”

Qianbei hurriedly led the three of us into the door and secretly said to me: "You are still brave, brother, are you also worried about the helplessness of not finding your mother-in-law's family, you look like my long-lost brother, I don't know you... ”

"You're thinking too much... I said lightly.

I glanced around the room, where Alalei and the little angel were roasting by the fire, and said obsessively, "It's so cold in winter!" ”

It's still summer outside, and they're still wearing autumn pants, or two!

(Zhenjun shouted: Autumn pants belong only to Chinese!) οΌ‰

Qianbei scolded with a cigarette in his mouth: "You two don't seem stupid?!" Staying still and sweating all over, you two are still dressed like polar bears, and when the guests saw it, they thought we were three stupid people who wanted to break into Hollywood... ”

Manju thought it was interesting, and played a game with Alalei in winter, and Qianbei looked at me sympathetically and said, "Brother, it's not easy for you, how old is your child?" ”

I shouted at him, "I'm not 18 yet!! She's my sister paper.。。。 Sister paper。。。 ”

Senbei looked very understanding of me, and invited the three of us to stay here for a day first, and Oolong took his three wives out shopping, and he could come back tomorrow.

I couldn't refuse my warm invitation, and I nodded my head again and again, as a non-mainstream scientist, Senbei still has a rich collection of books at home, with all kinds of books and a few large bookcases.

I had nothing to do to look for a good book in the bookcase, and I found a book with "The Unscience of Science" written on the cover, and when I opened it, it was full of swimsuit girls, and I was a little embarrassed, and I was about to put it back, and dropped a box of videotapes from the book.

Senbei heard the voice and walked over, picked up the tape and wondered, "How can there be a videotape in a scientific magazine?" ”

(Is it really a science magazine?。。。。。。 οΌ‰

"Aralei, bring the VCR little brother here!"

"Yes!"

A small TV followed Aralei into the living room and opened her mouth to speak: "Is there something wrong with me?" Dr. Single Dog! ”

Qianbei frowned coldly: "You can soak yourself in the water and take a bath... ”

The small TV was so frightened that it quickly turned on the switch.

Then he stuffed the videotape into the mouth of the small TV, and the small TV stretched out his hand to open the screen and said: "Now play the videotape, if you check the content that is not suitable for teenagers under 18 years old, this robot will automatically explode!" ”

Bulma and Manju get up and get ready to go out at all times...

The picture shows an old man who bears a slight resemblance to Senbei, and the old man speaks, "Listen to my son, Senbei!" ”

"Ahh This is not a dead father, he also wants to play? ”

"Hey, yo...

"Because you've been since you were a kid, you'll find this tape one day!"

The audience unanimously agreed: "Uncle is right, wise and martial, prophetic emperor!" ”

"You're still the same as before, you look sorry for the comic book industry?!"

Qianbei resisted: "That's not up to you, hey, how do you know I'm ugly in the tape?" ”

"Oh, I didn't lie to you, God is really fair, and after I leave, you should inherit my wisdom. I said, Senbei, are you married now?! ”

At the same time in the house: "Wang! Woof! Woof! ”

The old man continued: "I expected you to follow my old path, so I told you my secret invention, which is the greatest invention of the 21st century, and there is no one of the --- "Falling in Love with You Can't Help Yourself and Loving Your Wife"! As long as the woman drinks this medicine, she will immediately marry you and have a baby, I just let your mother drink this medicine before getting married! ”

"Nari!"

"Yo Xi!"

"Soga!"

"Dad, you are really my father!! I always thought I was a gift from you to charge the phone bill... Senbei cried bitterly.

(That's how much I want to get married...) οΌ‰

"It's okay to tell you, but you need to prepare the materials yourself, and the materials you need are two things, one is your own nose, and the other is the tears of the Great Demon King."

"What is the Great Demon King?" Senbei asked, puzzled.

"He's the Great Demon who lives on the Incredible Island!" The old man took out a photo, a giant more than ten meters tall, with a fierce appearance, and his arms were thicker than the World Tree.

"I'm going to buy groceries first, Daddy will talk about it again!" After reading it, Senbei turned around and walked out the door.

The old man said a word, and Senbei immediately returned.

"Do you want to beat the bachelor until the manga is discontinued?"

In order to get a wife, Senbei honestly asked his father for advice on how to dispense medicine...

"Come on, this tape will be destroyed automatically, remember to decorate the house!"

The next second, the whole house was blown up.,Man-made buns opened the Jindan enchantment to protect me.,The rest of the people are hanging on the big tree.。。。