"One ear is the most ideal mouse I have ever seen, and his dream is to hope that all the black cats in the world will crawl at his feet and sing "Conquest"...

--- Congliang's book "Memoirs of My Eventful Years as a Store Manager"

As the saying goes, I'm not afraid of meows, I'm not afraid of rats, I'm afraid of a bunch of meows and rats, isn't it just to call people, me and Lao Wang will too, we have a free group, so many gods are backing, it's not enough to laugh at the rivers and lakes?

I glanced at it, standing neatly outside the door, like the meows and rats who were loyally waiting for the king's parade, I was even more determined, and decisively took out the white jade charm and slid it twice, thank God for thanking the earth, thank the Queen Mother and Peter the Great, the aura that was exhausted last night has recovered!

As soon as the screen lit up, I clicked into the Xiaoyao group and saw the Xiaoyao group leader chanting nondescript verses online:

The master of the Xiaoyao group: "There is a fish in the North Underworld, its name is Kun, the Kun is so big, it can't be stewed in a pot." Turned into a bird, its name is Peng, Peng's big and needs a grill. Divide and eat, leave its skeleton, cover it with a carpet, and I always sleep in it... ”

(Sycophants praise endlessly, choose a few to share.) ）

Too fat to sleep: "This poem encompasses 5,000 years of Chinese culture, which seems to cover the unique views on freedom, and can show the unique thinking of the mythical beast in the dark!" Drink it again, and the aftertaste is endless; Furthermore, the stomach and intestines are unobstructed; Moreover, there seems to be a sense of seeing the sun through the clouds, and the sea is full of rivers swallowing the sky and dragging the earth. The contemptible immortals admired the group master for more than one, that was an irretrievable worship! The appearance of this poem allowed me to establish correct life values, determine the direction of struggle, and let us put an end to the edge of becoming a demon. ”

A hundred years on the sword: Listening to the words of the group leader is better than reading the books of my life. A poem, a love, a lifetime, a pot of wine, good friends, is it okay to chat privately?。。。。。。

Left hand touched the stinky foot: "Between the lines, all show the incomparable chic and handsome appearance of the group leader, the white screen and black words have added a bit of your mystery, and even the punctuation marks reveal your sturdy figure; Under the whole world, carrying forward the past and forging ahead into the future, those who can be the masters of the group can be the king; Of course, Brother Xiaoyao, if you don't have a hundred years of lonely hard study and lonely back, if you don't have the vicissitudes of life abandoned by a beautiful woman, and if you don't have the vision to see the fairy world, how can you create such an earth-shattering ghost and god through the ages? ”

The leader of the carefree group: "@左手摸臭脚, the best pen is also called hanging ball, don't break it blindly if you don't know the idiom, it's called the swan song of the ages!" A swan song for the ages! A swan song for the ages! ”

Touched his stinky foot with his left hand: "@逍遥群主, mighty brother, thank you for saying important things three times。。。。。。 ”

Jia Congliang: "Excuse me, the first day the store opened, there were rats and cats blocking the door outside the store and gathering crowds to demonstrate, and I also asked the gods to help solve the problem." ”

The pheasant in the phoenix: "You don't need a knife to kill a chicken... Did you know that the group is full of famous immortals? What do you mean by immortals? It is to go out and need the support of the little fairy, you don't need to take your own belt when you go to the thatched house, don't mention chopsticks when you eat, in addition to giving birth to a baby, you need to do it yourself, what else do you need our fairies to come out of... ”

(The 500 likes of Tsundere can't bear to describe, it hurts the hearts of mortals too much.) ）

I'm not the old king next door: "Of course please don't move the immortals, do you have juniors who want to work part-time as a fairy guard in this store?" As long as all the immortals are cultivated below, both men and women can eat and live in our store, the probation period is three months, ten medium-grade fairy stones per month, the biggest benefit --- online store specialty, and the entry will send a two-dimensional world flower! ”

(The group suddenly exploded, and all kinds of voices sounded...) Hundreds of replies)

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The cactus is afraid of thorns: "Ten medium-grade fairy stones, not enough for the rations of my mount, and the divine stones are about the same... ”

Demon beasts are not as good as poultry: "I can't say that, the world flower is really rare, unless the bloodline is special, otherwise it is difficult to find... ”

You didn't discuss: "My daughter has always wanted to go to the mortal world for a while, I'll ask, but Lao Wang, you are not allowed to teach him badly!" ”

Finally saw the reply, I glanced at Lao Wang, only to see that he was still replying to the message, I was about to ask who this fairy's daughter was, when I suddenly heard the sound of drums coming out of the door.

At the door, a thin mouse with only one ear sat on a sedan chair carried by four people, holding a small pistol, and shot into the sky while greeting the standing rats and meows.

Columns of water...

I instinctively plugged my ears, but I didn't expect the pistol to spew water... Okay, if you take a water gun and want to parade, do you really think you're the king of rats?

It waved its hand, and the sedan chair stopped at the entrance of the storefront, and the dead black cat's fart staggered past, bending to the ground, and its head was close to the side of the sedan chair.

The rat with one ear naturally lifted the mouse's foot and walked down the black cat's head, and it said in a human voice: "Listen to my newly acquired subordinates, you have the smell of fairy stones, don't you know who is in charge of this back street?" It's one ear! ”

My little heart fluttered, and I said, "One ear escaped from prison again?" Should I report it to Sheriff Black Cat? ”

Lao Wang saw some people on the market and took out a box of cigarettes, handed it to one ear and said: "Brother has admired the name for a long time, I heard that Your Excellency's cultivation is about to transform into a shape?" I wish you an early ascension to heaven。。。。。。 ”

One ear waved his hand irritably: "Smoking is unhealthy, don't you know that for our rats, a cigarette is equal to a mouse pill!" Speaking of which, there are two things I hate the most in my life, one is the black cat with a pistol against me, and the other is the stubborn owner who doesn't pay protection money... You know the rules, thirty percent of the income belongs to me, and seventy percent belongs to you... ”

I proposed, "Three-seven open?" It's better to open it on five or five, and now the live broadcast can be on fire。。。。。。 ”

One ear, the mung bean eyes of the thief's eyebrows and rat eyes, turned straight, and said in his heart: "Does this thing seem stupid (⊙_⊙)?"