Manju has been very fond of Jay Chou recently, and Jay Chou's song title is used as a note in the address book. For example, the note to Thor is "in the name of the father", the note to the electric mother is "listen to the mother's words", and the note to Lao Wang is "Indian old turtledove". And the note to me Jia Congliang is "what kind of man".

--- "Congliang's Diary"

Because Manju was clamoring to go to the Incredible Island, Bulma and I had to go to the Incredible Island with the Senbei family in a flying machine.

A few hours later, we came to a forest with a tropical rainforest climate, and this is the Incredible Island.

The island is full of beasts, monsters are running all over the island, fortunately there are two more ferocious imps than monsters in Alalei and Manman, and there is nothing major to do after walking around the island for half a circle.

Finally, I turned around and found a very charming-looking woman sitting on a rock eating a lollipop, and when I stepped forward to take a closer look, I was naïve, she was gnawing on bones, and I didn't know if it was a human or an animal's bones.

"Where does the Lord of Skar live on this island?" I took two steps forward and accosted me.

The woman licked her long tongue, waved the bones in her hand and said, "Give me a mouthful of blood, and I'll tell you!" ”

I didn't want to come to this small world for more than ten years and didn't meet a beautiful woman, and the first one I met turned out to be a vampire, so I asked stubbornly: "What flavor do you want to drink, we have Lori here, little angels, scientists, the owner of the first online store in the fairy world, and a young and violent girl... ”

The beautiful vampire bared her two fangs and happily demanded, "First, I want a texture that is elastic and soft." Second, I want fresh blood, preferably a maiden drop. Finally,Hehe,I'm a little embarrassed.,I think it's better to suck some blood every now and then.,I don't want to drink it all in one gulp.。。。 ”

A few of us gathered in a circle and secretly discussed for a long time, and finally, Bulma blushed and handed her a freshly baked --- sanitation-towel...

I kindly used the boiling water I brought to make her a cup of chrysanthemum tea...

She was very satisfied to suck the blood, drank a few sips of chrysanthemum tea, and sang slowly: "Look at the chrysanthemums blooming in the mountains and fields, each one is as delicate as you, I use my heart to irrigate our love, blooming the most beautiful buds, the chrysanthemums in the flowers are not as moving as you, your smile makes them shy and withered, your tenderness is like water being tightly surrounded, blooming the sweetness of love... ”

"Don't sing chrysanthemums blooming all over the mountain... Let's talk about how to find the Great Demon King! ”

"Okay, put the morning glory seeds in the water of that egg fried rice pool, so you can meet the Great Demon King!"

I secretly laughed with the beautiful vampire.,I heard that the small world can also be online.,I left the email address of my online store.,I also want to drink this aunt's brand blood.,I provide a lot of it.。。。

I finally said goodbye to her, and to be honest, if it weren't for her good teeth, I would have been friends with her.

"Goo-too-... Goo-to-goo... Goo-to-goo... Goo-to-goo... Goo-to-goo... ”

The seeds of the morning glory were thrown into the pond, and it was not long before a small earthy dragon flew out of the pond, and it staggered out of the pond, wearing snow boots...

Very cute and politely yelled at us: "Do you want to, disturb Ben Long's sleep, Ben Long is dreaming of me lying in the BMW and crying... ”

"Lizards?"

"Shenlong?"

"The final boss?"

The little dragon flapped its palm-sized wings and continued to roar, "I'm a purebred Beanie Dragon!" If you dare to blaspheme this dragon, I will eat you all in the name of Doudoulong! ”

Alalei touched and jumped, hugged the big tail of the little dragon, turned three times on the left, and three times on the right, and then, let go, the beanie dragon went to the sky...

In the distance, the famous song it left behind can be heard:

Stretch out your hands, I am the wind

Dreams are the most different time and space in the world

The ocean of hearts, the peaks of love

It's what you said, people are different

It was you who taught me to grow

Close your eyes and follow you and fly into the sky

My favorite, Beanie Dragon, Beanie Dragon

Doudoulong, Doudoulong...

The water in the pond grew tall and thick as if it had heard a song, and the vines gradually grew to the clouds.

"Could it be that the Great Demon King of Skar lives on the clouds?" Senbei looked up at the endless vine path.

"Will there be a hen that lays golden eggs?" I hoped.

Manju said: "It can't be the same Thor clan as me, right?" Accustomed to living in the clouds and playing with thunder people? ”

Luckily, Manju has somersault clouds, and she pulls and pulls people like me and Senbei who are too impure in their hearts to the end of the vine, above the clouds.

When I got up to the clouds, I saw a big demon with two horns beating a drum, teaching a group of young demon girls to learn to play the drums.

He looks exactly like the photo.,It's ugly.。。

The Great Demon King said, "You have to listen to the beat, and you have to beat it one by one, and you have to beat it, and it will be done one by one. ”

The female apprentice said, "You shout the beat, we play the drums." ”

They heard the Great Demon King of Scar shouting, "The hole is big, the hole is big, the hole is big." ”

As a result, everyone stopped fighting, and the apprentices said, "You didn't shout the syllables accurately, why didn't you shout 'Bang Bang'?" ”

The Great Demon King of Skar immediately changed his words and shouted, "Bang, madness, madness." ”

As a result, a female apprentice broke the drum.

The atmosphere was extremely embarrassing, but Qianbei still said it in order to please his wife, and the big demon king of Skar was embarrassed: "I haven't cried much since I beat my mother's womb, how can I have tears?" By the way, do you have any drums, I only heard the drums shed tears once... ”

Everyone's eyes looked at me, and I innocently said, "I've only ever quit in my life... ”

"Why don't I say a rhythmic tongue twister... Manju helps me beat the rhythm! Music, up! ”

"Sending nonsense will cost phone bills, sending back nonsense phone bills will volatile, sending nonsense will cost you phone bills, spending nonsense will cost you back nonsense, sending nonsense will cost all your phone bills! Sending nonsense will cost phone bills, sending back nonsense phone bills will volatile, sending nonsense will regret spending phone bills, spending phone bills to return nonsense will consume, sending nonsense returning nonsense will cost all phone bills! Sending nonsense will cost phone bills, sending back nonsense phone bills will be volatile, sending nonsense will cost phone bills, spending phone bills to return nonsense will cost money, sending nonsense returning nonsense will cost all phone bills。。。 "I've been chanting that my mouth is numb, and the Great Demon King of Skar is very helpless crying birds.

(Whoever reads it again, everyone will have a knotted tongue and numb...) ）

Qianbei carried a big bucket and received a bucket full of Scar's helpless tears, and we said to Scar's big devil: "More rain, less thunder, don't be scary!" So he got down from the clouds and got on the plane and went back to Penguin Village.

At the end of the story, Senbei didn't have a good wife medicine in the end, because the manga character in the Dragon Ball world has a nose...

(Readers come to text messages: it's time to go to the text!! Senbei begged his wife to take care of our wool business, and never wrote that he and Yamabuki-sensei ended up together, and lived a happy life without watching beasts and beauties!! ）

The text began to pull.。。。

"You don't listen to what you say, you don't understand when you hear it, you don't do it when you understand, you do it wrong and you do it wrong, you don't admit it when you make it, you don't change it, you don't accept it, you don't say it if you don't accept it! Don't squat in the toilet for oolong, don't understand? ”

"The head of the oolong is like the earth, with mountains, rivers and rivers; The waist of the oolong is like a kitchen knife, cutting meat and cutting vegetables and chili peppers. Oolong Mom, Dominatrix, pick up the fork and fork everywhere; Oolong Dad, Batman, flying from the sky and crawling on the ground; Oolong Po, Popping Chicken Po picked up the pole and grabbed it everywhere, Oolong Po Contra, picked up the machine gun and went everywhere, Contra, a few heels and crossed the river; Oolong master, fly swatter, kill flies without blood; Sister Oolong, it's a little wild, and the lion and tiger pull it off. ”

"People are cheap and pigs are cheap all their lives, you waste air when you live, waste land when you die, waste RMB at home, lack of calcium since childhood, lack of love when you grow up, grandma doesn't hurt, uncle doesn't love. The left side of the face is under-pumped, and the right side of the face is under-kicked. The donkey sees the donkey kicking, and the pig sees the pig stepping on it. ”

Saying goodbye to the Qianbei family, I walked to the door of the Oolong house with Manju and Bulma, and heard the three wives of the Oolong family seem to be fighting against the Oolong, like bombers, bombing back and forth.

There are Beijing accents, Shanghai accents, and Sichuan accents, and these three Hedong lion roars are still found from all over the country, and it is not easy to get them together.

(You can really hear accents in the comic world??? ）