A one-meter-tall pig's head looked like a man crawled out of the toilet window, he was wearing shorts, with a cute pig face and two pig ears standing up.

"You're an oolong?" I asked with my hands behind my back.

"How do you know me?"

"What other pig would wear shorts as a hat besides you?"

"Did you bring these two sisters here to be my wife?"

Oolong really doesn't remember to eat or not, I will tell him slowly in the future, so he quickly hugged my thighs, begged with a big mouth: "Take me along, I'm about to be driven crazy by the three wives, ask me for brand-name clothes and bags all day long, and force me to do plastic surgery every day, in order to show affection in the circle of friends, sprinkle dog food... ”

"You just fix it, isn't it just a knife, a needle, a lifetime of things." I quipped.

"Have you ever seen a pig that looks like Yang Yang? The difficulty factor of plastic surgery is too great, and the doctor advised me to change my head directly... ”

"Aren't you going to transform? Every day, I change all kinds of handsome guys to show their three sisters... ”

"I can barely last three minutes after I transform, and after three minutes of handsomeness, he started scolding me, you should have seen it just now...

"That's okay, let's follow us in the future, but first I have to go to that village to apologize, now the children don't dare to go out to school, for fear of being abducted home by you to be a wife!"

A few hours later, Oolong appeared in front of the uncle and the villagers, and sincerely bowed his head and apologized: "I'm not good, I'll review; I'm not right, I'm guilty; It's my fault, I deserve it. I shouldn't marry a wife without permission before the age prescribed by law, and raise three at once, please forgive me, in fact, I'm just a spiritual marriage, and I buy clothes, food, bags, clothes, and food for them all day long... I really didn't do anything else that is taboo in the comic world.,I'm sorry.。。。 ”

Villager A: "You can't be angry with a pig like this. ”^(*￣(oo)￣)^

Villager B: "Marriage is the grave of love, you still lie down three at once, it doesn't seem stupid!" ”

Villager C: "Monogamy, only allowed to marry a wife and a wife, next time I remember that a wife buys a house, how do you think the real estate is speculated, and the number of mothers-in-law determines the house price!" ”

I took the dragon balls handed to me by my uncle, and now I have collected five dragon balls, and only the last two dragon balls are left. Next, we helped Oolong send away his three nominal wives, and the three wives of Oolong shouted at the same time: "Godfather, don't leave me!! ”

It's desolate.

"Really willing?" I went back and asked Oolong a very delicate question.

"In the past few years, the money that has been abducted and deceived by her three sisters has been abducted and cheated away, but I can't bear it in my heart, I serve them too well, and the pressure on the next godfather will be great."

I said to him very seriously: "Oolong, you have a lustful heart, no lustful guts, and you have money to spend on your wife, I think you are a good man." ”

"That's because I'm 13...

The journey is far away, a little hard, Oolong wanted to run back to Penguin Village several times without permission and then go as a godfather, but was violently stopped by Bulma and Manman, he is really a second-year teenager!

"You're telling me where you're going?"

Bulma doubled and said, "To the southwest, the Flaming Mountains are right!" ”

"Flaming Mountain, the Flaming Mountain that can't be crossed!? Don't you know, there is a very terrible Bull Demon King living in the Flaming Mountain! I don't want to become a roast suckling pig, so I'll go first! Oolong turned into a winged bat in the car and flew out of the window.

"I still lack a pet at home, I can't let him go!" Bulma said hurriedly to Manman.

The steamed bun turned to me, and I nodded slightly in agreement.

Suddenly a cloud floated in the sky, and three words floated on it: "Don't go!" ”

A few seconds later, Oolong's whole body was scorched, and he sat back in the car with a helpless face, and said to Manman: "As a sister, if you are not gentle like this, you are destined to not be able to get married." ”

"If I don't get married, I don't want a pig baby!"

Bulma handed Oolong a piece of candy and said, "Don't be angry Oolong, everyone is reluctant to give you a candy." ”

Oolong took the candy angrily, and said angrily: "I don't even know my mother when I'm electrocuted now, it's not something that can be solved by eating a piece of candy." ”

"Then I'll give you another one...

The car drove into the desert, and finally couldn't stand the long-distance torment, broke down and struck, and there was no transportation in the boundless desert, which was equivalent to chronic suicide. Seeing that the situation was not good, Oolong escaped several times and was caught by Bulma, because what Bulma gave Oolong was not sugar, but loneliness. As soon as he was ten meters away from the woman, he would have a stomachache.

"Manman, can you carry us in a somersault cloud?" Bulma asked thirty-sixth.

"You're all bad boys, Xiaobai won't let you sit on it." Manju sat on the clouds with a sun umbrella and replied for the thirty-sixth time.

"I don't think it's a big deal, why are you two so tired?" In the past two days of walking in the desert, I have also been a little hot and dry, but not to the point of unbearable, is it because the foundation has been built to enhance my physical fitness?

"I'm a daughter who grew up in the city, how can I compare with you country children... Bulma complained.

"I'm an oolong-sama playing with Miss Qianjin, I don't have a chance to walk such a long way, Dragon Ball or something, and I don't have my share, I don't bring such animal cruelty." Oolong also complained.

"Then put up the villa, and let's rest here." I proposed.

The proposal was unanimously approved, Bulma and Manju went to take a shower to cool off, and Oolong and I lay down on the sofa.

Suddenly, I heard someone knocking on the door, and there were still people visiting this place.

Opening the door, a long-haired boy who looked a little more handsome than me stood upright, followed by a cat with a big face.

"Hello, who are?"

"My name is Yamcha, I am a famous ranger in this area, this desert is under my jurisdiction, I don't want to bully you group of children, consciously hand over your money and capsules, I will not hurt you in the slightest, I will let you leave on your own."

"Are you robbing me?"

"If you want to understand it like this, you can do it, of course, I want you to understand it as robbing the rich and helping the poor, so that you will feel better." Yamcha replied, digging his nostrils.

"Aren't you that crybaby, Pu'er?" Oolong suddenly pointed at the big-faced cat behind Yamcha.

The big-faced cat also saw the oolong and said in surprise: "Aren't you an oolong children's shoe?" ”

Yamcha was surprised, I was happy, and I was glad that there were acquaintances, and the robbery was estimated to be difficult to fight.

Pu'er, the big-faced cat, said to Yamcha: "His name is Oolong, he used to bully me with all his strength, and then he stole the kindergarten teacher's shorts and was expelled from the kindergarten... Young Master Yamcha, help me teach him a lesson! ”

Yamcha's eyebrows furrowed when he heard this, and he drew his big knife to teach Oolong a lesson.

Oolong hurriedly hugged my thigh and said, "You also have to look at the master to fight pigs, right?" ”

With a bitter gourd face, I turned my head and shouted: "Steamed buns, Bulma, someone has come to rob them!" ”

The sound of steamed buns came from the bathroom: "I haven't washed it yet!" You want him to come over later... ”

The next moment, Yamcha's big knife was already slashing at my head, and I dodged it sideways, thinking to myself, "He's so slow." ”

A few rounds of fighting, each of his moves and styles were easily dodged by me, probably because I learned a few monkey punches from Brother Monkey over the years, I think Yamcha's movements are too slow, Brother Monkey played monkey boxing after drinking, I haven't seen it once.

Monkey boxing is a boxing technique that combines monkey form and offensive and defensive techniques. Monkey boxing has been recorded in the Ming Dynasty, and there is a saying of "monkey boxing 36 roads".

Monkey boxing imitates the body shape of a monkey, requiring a shrunken neck, shrugging shoulders, holding a chest, rounding the back, girdling, bending elbows, hanging wrists, and bending knees. The technique imitates the monkey picking fruit and climbing, and there are methods such as picking, picking, grabbing, and buckling. The footwork imitates monkey jumping, channeling, and entering and exiting, and there are toe steps, small jump steps, cross steps, etc. The eyes should be as focused as a monkey, and the technique should hit, mainly using the upper limbs to block, hit, pinch, etc.

The sports characteristics of monkey boxing are mainly agile and fickle, crisp and fast, and in one sentence: I am an agile hero.

(This is not fighting the glory of kings...) ）

On the other hand, Yamcha became more and more impatient, and finally showed his flaw, and I grabbed my wrist with one hand, and the big knife fell to the ground, and I lifted my long legs and kicked him to the ground.

"How much ability do you kid have, who is your master?!"

"Brother Monkey!"

"A monkey? You dare to tease me Yamcha, it seems that I can't use my ultimate, I haven't felt the taste of being knocked down for a long time, look at my wolf tooth wind fist! ”

After Yamcha finished speaking, his figure shook, like a wolf king, his momentum soared, his fists were whistling, like a hungry wolf howling, my heart was not good, it was too late, more than a dozen fist shadows, with a strong wind, knocked me down more than ten meters, and happened to break the door of the bathroom in the villa.

Manju and Bulma were half-wrapped in bath towels and screamed loudly, I happened to fall into the bath, bleeding all over my body, blood seeping out of my mouth, and muttering: "Stinky shameless, suddenly magnify the move, magnify the move... ”

Bulma took a few steps and picked up a portable machine gun and pointed it at Yamcha and said, "You are robbering?" Looks so handsome, doesn't look like it? ”

Yamu looked at Bulma as if he had seen a ghost, and his whole body couldn't move, and the big-faced cat Pu'er said, "Young Master Yamcha, what's wrong?" ”

Yamcha covered his heart and said, "I'm sick again that I can't see beautiful women, let's withdraw quickly!" ”

Bulma chased after him in a few steps: "Do you rob money, or do you rob sex?" Negotiable... ”

Yamca didn't look back, drove the desert locomotive, and ran away like crazy.

Bulma returned to the bathtub and asked me, "Who was that?" Pretty handsome. ”

I looked at the dancing sand mist in the distance, and said, "That's a boy who robbed money but couldn't rob sex... ”