Why is there so much you suddenly don't want to play against Vardy?

The Liverpool players looked at Vardy's angry pants and didn't know what to say!

Competing with such a funny guy will lower your IQ!

Although England also has winter, it is not so cold that it comes out, and you think it is beautiful to wear autumn pants and come out like this, right?

I have seen Vardy tease on and off the pitch countless times, and I already feel that my immunity has improved a lot, but in front of Vardy's unsightly autumn pants, they still feel that their resistance is too weak......

Gerrard's eyes widened, and he felt that Benist might have made two mistakes in his life, one was to think too much and cause baldness, and the other was to buy Vardy. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

He really wanted to cry and say to Bei Bald - give up, we can't bear it!

Needless to say, other teasing, just this pair of autumn pants, he feels that he has to live ten years less.

Seeing Gerrard staring at his trousers, Vardy smiled and prepared to start carrying out his plan.

Putting his arm on the president's shoulder, Vardy moved silently towards the rival's queue, just enough distance for Gerrard to hear Vardy speak.

"You know, I seem to be cursed, and I'm so cold, I can't stand the cold, that's why I'm wearing autumn pants!" Vardy said to the president in a matter-of-fact manner.

Ronaldo suddenly realized, no wonder Vardy wants to wear such weird autumn pants, it turns out that it is because it is cold!

But what does it mean to be cursed?

I always feel like this product is going to be broken!

Gerrard heard it clearly, feeling strange, and continued to pretend to look away, but his ears were always on to listen to Vardy.

"What's even more terrifying is that the curse seems to be getting stronger and stronger!" Pretending not to see Cristiano Ronaldo's suspicious look, Vardy continued to speak mysteriously.

"You know, my dog is dead!" Vardy spoke in a deliberately deep voice, as if he were telling a ghost story.

"When I was playing with it, I smiled at it, and it immediately fell; I laughed at it again, and this time it simply lay on the ground and couldn't get up; I thought it was deliberately playing with me, so I smiled at it again. And then guess what happened? ”

Ronaldo felt the cool breeze blowing from the back of his neck, and he couldn't help but shiver.

"After I laughed three times, the dog died!" Vardy's eyes widened suddenly, and he raised his voice abruptly.

Ronaldo is a thriller and feels like he almost didn't pee his pants.

Gerald was next to him and wanted to give himself a slap in the face, he was curious for Mao, so he had to listen!

Vardy smiled, but the smile felt creepy.

"Then I experimented with hamsters and rabbits from the pet store, and after I laughed three times, they all died mysteriously, do you say, am I cursed, or am I possessed by death?"

Vardy looked a little pale, which gave Ronaldo and Gerrard the urge to run away, which was so scary!

It sounds like a bit of, like a horror story, but sometimes it's something that you really have to believe.

After saying that, Vardy flashed away, leaving two dumbfounded guys standing in place, with a wave of panic and sadness in their hearts.

In fact, Vardy's plan is not so simple, and now it is just a foreshadowing, but what he didn't expect is that just a foreshadowing will make Gerrard a little creepy.

And outside the plan, he felt that the president should be able to understand his teasing thoughts, but looking at the president's current state where his legs were about to tremble, Valdi knew that Ronaldo was shot first!

He never thought that the glamorous president would have such a timid side, could this thing also be afraid of ghosts?

It's pretty new!

Okay, I'll comfort him when I have time, my priority now is to trick Gerald.

As the players walked out of the tunnel, the United fans in the stands exploded, and the fans in front of the TV exploded in place, feeling like the end of the world.

What the hell is this on Vardy's leg?

After wearing the dress, I don't feel like it's enough, and now I have stockings again?

You're going to carry out women's clothing to the end!

Before the game even started, they felt like they were worth the ticket price just by looking at Vardy's stockings!

Many fans know that the more important the game, the easier it is to see Vardy teasing, and they are still speculating that Vardy will suddenly start teasing in the first few minutes of this double red meeting, and even a special bookmaker has started the odds for this.

But no one expected that Vardy had already completed his goal just after entering the market, which was too speechless.

I believe that after this game, there will be a trend-setting Vardy in the lead, and I'm afraid that the not-so-beautiful thing of autumn pants should start to become popular!

"Stockings, autumn pants, stupid can't tell the difference!"

"Vardy's autumn pants are really ruined, and if you can wear autumn pants with this effect, I'm afraid that those manufacturers who produce autumn pants will go bankrupt!"

"I really want to see what Vardy looks like when he passes the autumn pants and the girl's skirt together!"

"Meng Xin said that he doesn't understand the rules, is it allowed to wear autumn pants on the football field?"

"Autumn pants are not allowed to be worn, but it is allowed to wear nothing on the body, and the last time I did this, I was very politely sent out of the stadium by the security guards!"

......

Vardy's spicy-eyed pants are really eye-catching, and everyone is rubbing their dry eyes while looking at them non-stop, which is the charm of Vardy.

However, Vardy has never cared about other people's opinions, and his current focus is on scaring Gerrard, which is a question of whether he can grow 0.5cm taller.

In order to avoid the tragedy of sleeping during the linesman's enforcement game from happening again, the referees in this round of Premier League posts have undergone surprise training, but when the referee saw Vardy's autumn pants, he suddenly felt that the linesman was sleeping too much.

It's really Nima who has everything!

What should I do?

Referee Ren rummaged through the rules in his head, and didn't seem to mention that he was not allowed to wear autumn pants to play.

If he did send Vardy off the pitch with a red card, then Vardy would certainly be the first to be sent off for wearing autumn pants, and he may have to go down in history as well......

Forget it, it's better to be invisible!

After the official start of the game, not to mention the fans in the stands, even the players of both sides have been unable to get into the game, this is not the first time that it has appeared in a game with Vardy.

As soon as his eyes swept to Vardy's autumn pants, there was a chill in his heart, and this image also appeared in his mind, and he couldn't focus on the game at all.

As for Gerrard, his heart is even colder, whether it is because of Vardy's pants or because of Vardy's so-called curse......

Vardy knew the story was about to get interesting.

Deliberately retreated a bit, quietly wandering around Gerrard, Vardy was ready to make a move on the Jay team.

Gerrard was trembling, but he didn't know that Vardy was about to attack him, but the other person saw it, so he quietly moved away from Vardy and Gerrard.

That's right, this person is Brother Alonso.

He felt that it was not good for Vardy to be close to Gerrard, thinking about the last time he and Gerrard kissed together, and from then on he was about to become the national male god in the group, this is really a sad and tearful story.

Liverpool attacked, Alonso passed the ball to Gerrard from afar, and then didn't run over to answer it, he just wanted to see what happened next.

Sure enough, the accident happened!

Vardy saw the opportunity and rushed straight to the top, and Gerrard, who was knocked out of his center of gravity, fell directly to the ground.

Vardy was standing there, looking down at Gerrard, his smile grim and his expression unusually strange in the backlight of the stadium lights.

Gerrard saw Vardy's expression and instantly remembered what Vardy had said to Cristiano Ronaldo – I smiled at it and it fell immediately.

Holy!

Vardy is smiling at me!

Curse!

Curse!

This must be a curse!

Gerrard trembled, and looked at Vardy's expression with extreme horror, if there are props on the scene, and there is a director, then this is a horror movie shooting site, and Gerald is the male number one!

The Liverpool players saw this scene and expressed great incomprehension.

Gerrard is a valiant fighter, a leader, and always a leader on the pitch.

But now why was he hit by Vardy, and he was afraid of being like this, is there any ulterior secret in this?

The captain won't have a leg up with this tease, will he?

Consider the image of Vardy sitting on a hotel bed in big pants and watching TV boredly, while the captain takes a shower in the bathroom......

No, it's spicier than Vardy's autumn pants.

Vardy smiled horrically and walked away, leaving Gerrard in his heart pounding.

Suspicious in his heart, Vardy can't really be cursed, right?

Vardy had just laughed at himself, and if he had laughed at himself two more times, would he have died like that dog?

In fact, death does not seem to be terrible, after all, so many people leave this world every day.

But the unknown is the most terrifying, and it is the most able to awaken the deepest fear in people's hearts.

After the restart, Gerrard really started to sleepwalk on the pitch, he was completely dominated by fear.

Is the cross useful now?

What about garlic?

How can I break this curse?

......

Gerrard's mind is completely imprisoned in his own mind, and at this time, Manchester United is equivalent to playing more and less!

Vardy really didn't expect that Gerrard's guts were so small, he obviously just wanted to scare him, and it was almost a joke, but now it seems that he has made Gerrard almost nervous!