Vardy just wants to be a quiet teaser, facing the sea and blooming, even if it's just chrysanthemums......

If you have the strength, others can't take away your main position, and if you don't have the strength, even if you kneel and lick Eriksen, you still can't get into the national team. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

His mindset is as simple as that.

In this time of distraction, while others are busy trying to minimise their impact on the incident, Vardy is not concerned and does what he wants.

In order to invest in all aspects, Vardy has recruited several professionals to form a special team to serve his investment, and the previous purchase of Apple shares and investment in Facebook, these funds have been transferred to the team for management.

And now, Vardy has a new business plan.

In my previous life, I remember that Ronaldo made a special underwear/pants brand, using his own personal trademark CR7.

Whenever he sees an advertisement for Cristiano Ronaldo naked and wearing only a pair of pants, Vardy finds it very interesting.

This is simply a screen licking weapon for many little fans and lust/girls!

While the ROI of starting a panties brand is far from enough compared to investing in Apple and Facebook, the key is that it can greatly increase your personal influence.

Well, I'm sorry President, I'm going to steal your business again!

Of course, you can also continue to launch your underwear brand in the future, and then the two of you PK, isn't it more interesting?

Vardy suddenly remembered an anecdote about the president from his previous life.

According to the actress who filmed an advertisement with the president, it was later revealed that in order to make herself look "thick", the president stuffed a lot of things into her pants......

Vardy wondered what the second-year teenager had stuffed under his crotch to make it look big and look like the real thing!

This is something that Vardy actually needs, but in fact he is only an average size, far from being "proud", and fraud cannot be avoided.

Suddenly, there was a flash of inspiration in my head, otherwise when the brand began to operate, I would be the image spokesperson of Da Giroud.

At least in football, as far as Vardy knows, no one is more "thick" than Giroud.

In his previous life, there was a photo of Giroud naked in the dressing room, although the clarity is not very high, but everyone can still clearly see that the whip-like thing, thick and long, is simply breathtaking!

Looking for him to be the image spokesperson is definitely the most suitable candidate, people don't need to stuff things into it at all, they can look big.

Imagine that picture, the girls are so surprised when they see the photo that they are almost unable to close their legs, so that the sales of panties/pants can not be high?

Even if the girl can't use it herself, it's good to buy it back and collect it!

Well, it's not just Giroud, it's Didier Drogba and Gerard Pique who are also good choices.

Drogba is the only man in the world who leaves three marks after slipping and kneeling, no matter how reasonable the analysis is, people can't help but think about it, coupled with his black physique, Dehua's handsome appearance, will make girls want to die!

Pique is naturally rich and handsome, and he also has a lot of capital, if he combs it horizontally like a trouser belt, he can reach the side of his body, which is simply a livestock level......

No wonder you can make Shakira obedient!

Well, there are always people in this world who are unusual, which is not enviable.

The spokesperson No. 1, No. 2, and No. 3 are all available, and it is almost time to establish a brand, and Vardy handed it over to the investment team in one go, and he became the boss of the hand-off.

......

In the 23rd round of the league, another major event was ushered in, the Double Red Club, another big battle between Manchester United and Liverpool.

At this point in the league, each team has already started the acceleration run, waiting for the final sprint, and the result of the sprint will determine what they will achieve this season.

Liverpool are in a worse situation than Manchester United at the moment, stumbling over the season and currently sitting fifth in the table, eight points clear of Manchester United.

Of course, even if Liverpool are relegated, they will definitely be fighting high against Manchester United, and the competition between the two teams has been going on for decades and will continue in the future.

The Double Red Club itself is a major attraction, and the collision of the two giants will attract the attention of countless people.

And this game is the first meeting between the two teams after Liverpool's failed bid to buy Vardy in the winter transfer period, so what kind of performance will Vardy have?

Will it be for Liverpool to prove they have a good vision with their excellent performances, or will the slump make Liverpool glad they didn't actually buy Vardy?

It's all an unknown.

However, many media outlets are still more optimistic about Vardy, which is also the impression that Vardy has left with a terrifying goal rate for more than a season.

Jamie Vardy is not one of those parallel strikers who specialize in picking up soft persimmons, and his goalscoring efficiency has been very smooth, whether it is against fish belly or giants, he has performed well.

Which big club that has met Vardy hasn't been deflated in front of him?

In other words, whenever it comes to playing against strong teams, Vardy is full of energy, he has a big heart that others can only envy, and he is a player born for the big scene.

At Everton last season, Vardy didn't leave any good memories for Liverpool, not counting those jokes on the field, Vardy was about to stab Liverpool to death.

That's why Benitez is obsessed with Vardy and is bent on bringing him to Anfield.

At a time when the outside world is hyping this game very lively, Vardy is fighting in the system!

Ever since he thought that he could use the task to grow taller, Vardy was very concerned, no one wanted to be five short forever, thinking about the time when he had an iron hair belt, but was still squeezed by his opponent and couldn't even enter the penalty area, Vardy had an urge to cry in his heart, which is really a sad story.

"System mission: Intimidate Steven Gerrard in the Premier League and Liverpool matches."

"Reward: Host height and growth of 0.5 cm."

"Failure Penalty: None"

That's what Vardy is supposed to do, and it should be interesting to pit Gerrard.

You have to hold on to a wool, last time I let Team Jie and Brother Long have a shocking kiss, this time you don't have to think about replacement, it's still you!

When matching rewards, Vardy wanted to set a height of 1cm, but the system didn't agree, so he had to cut it in half.

The absence of a penalty for failure made Vardy happy, perhaps because the system felt that the task might be a bit difficult.

Vardy is fully ready, but he doesn't know if the Jay team is a coward.

......

In the home team's dressing room at Old Trafford, the Manchester United players who had just warmed up changed their shirts and prepared to play, but after Vardy took out something, everyone looked at Vardy in surprise and was dumbfounded.

Crying and laughing, are you going to go out in this thing?

What is Vardy holding in his hand?

White autumn pants!

In fact, it's just thicker than the stockings that girls wear, and it's understandable to call them stockings.

In the stunned and inexplicable eyes of everyone, Shi Shiran put the same autumn pants as stockings on his legs, and then put on the pants and socks.

Others looked at Vardy's ghostly look, and their expressions were really like seeing a ghost, and they were scorched by thunder.

Are you sure you're going to go out like this?

Aren't you afraid of being killed?

But Vardy didn't care at all about the look in his eyes that seemed to be God.

This is actually not Vardy's first creation, he is stealing Luo Laohan's idea.

Although I don't like Luo Laohan very much, it is undeniable that Luo Laohan actually has a place in the teasing industry, and his famous masterpiece is "Autumn Pants Killer".

The temperature in Munich is very low in winter, Luo Laohan, who has always been afraid of the cold, can't carry a hot water bottle with him in order to keep warm, this thing is definitely a murder weapon in the eyes of the referee, God knows if Robben will unscrew the hot water bottle and splash people with hot water in the case of annoyance?

The ingenious and creative Robben came up with a good idea, and that was to wear warm autumn pants......

The creativity is good, but it's a bit thunderous.

Bayern's red jersey and autumn pants, paired with milky white autumn pants, Luo Laohan almost blinded people's eyes.

Germans like to jokingly call autumn pants "erotic killers", because in people's habitual thinking, wearing autumn pants will definitely not be sexy, and naturally make people want to disappear.

Luo Laohan, who put on autumn pants, was not cold, and his strength could naturally be brought into play, beating his opponent to the point of screaming, and finally got the name "Autumn Pants Killer".

However, because this image is too spicy, the German Football Association is afraid that the image of the Bundesliga that has been built up with great difficulty will be ruined by Luo Laohan, so it warned Robben that he must take off his autumn pants, or change to the same color as the jersey, otherwise you don't want to play and lock up your little black house.

And how could Robben, who has always been unconvinced, take off his autumn pants, so this product was replaced with red autumn pants, this time it was finally matched with the jersey and pants, but the image of Luo Laohan finally couldn't be seen......

Now, Vardy is imitating Luo Laohan, playing the role of "Killer of Ball Pants".

It's not that he thinks he looks good in his pants, his aesthetic is normal, and he knows it's spicy to the eye.

But everything is about to be funny, and he knows this, and it is about to become his code of conduct.

On the one hand, wearing the ball pants to spicy everyone's eyes, this is a proper amusement, and on the other hand, this is a prop he carefully prepared to scare Gerrard.

Looking at his teammates who were still staring at him, Vardy didn't explain, he was still waiting for Gerrard!

When he walked out of the dressing room, his team-mates were far away from Vardy, as if they were afraid of being infected by the teasing.

When they walked to the players' tunnel, the Liverpool players didn't pay attention at first, and at most they glanced at it and wondered for a moment - why are Vardy's legs so white?

But when they did get a good look at Jamie Vardy's shirts, the scene in the home dressing room was repeated.

Alonso and Gerrard were drinking water, and there was a duel spray with a poof, how embarrassed and embarrassed!

Excuse me, is this Old Trafford?

How do I feel like I'm in a mental hospital?

This is probably the doubt in the minds of all Liverpool players!