The cotton ball goes into the ear and can't be pulled out!

Vardy felt like his brain was tickling with a cotton ball and wanted to pull it out as quickly as possible, but that's the way it is, the more you try to grab something, the more you stay away from it.

Then Heynckes, who was standing in front of Vardy, was stunned and wanted to tell Vardy again before the game started, but why did Vardy keep picking his ears?

Picking out your ears when you are talking to yourself, is this disdainful of your own words, not disdainful of them at all?

Unlikely!

Then Heynckes saw Vardy's expression become embarrassed, as if he was asking for someone, and he was too embarrassed to say it.

"Old man, help me dig out my ears? The cotton balls can't get in or out! ”

Vardy's embarrassment, Heynckes swears, never saw it.

Let me help you pick out your ears?

Aren't you afraid that my vinegar-bowl big fingers will go in from this ear and come out from that ear?

And then the brains are all over the ground?

Shaking his head in disgust, Heynckes had planned to tell Vardy a few words, but by this time he had already changed his mind, turned around and shook his head and left, leaving Vardy petrified in place.

The game was about to start, and Vardy had no choice but to walk to the players' tunnel, and as for the little things in his ears, he had to slowly figure out how to do it.

The referee blew the whistle, and this much-watched contest began.

The United States is very cautious, although the strength is good, there are not many opponents in Central and North America, but it is obviously not enough to put it on the big stage of the World Cup, at least they themselves know this very well, the United States is far from being England's opponent.

If you consider it from the perspective of origin, except for the native primitive tribes, most of the remaining Americans are immigrants from Britain, which can be said to be of the same origin, and the sport of football was also transmitted from Britain.

So, can Britain be considered the FA of the United States?

Especially when it comes to football, it seems that the United States has no resistance at all in front of England.

Luckily, they were aware of this, so from the very beginning of the game, the United States set up a formation in the middle and back.

Let's defend first, if you don't defend first, you won't even have a chance to defend later.

This is in line with everyone's expectations for this game, if the newborn calf of the American team is not afraid of attacking England like a tiger, then everyone must think that the American coach has taken the wrong medicine, and then the next day the United States Football Association will announce that the little old man is out of class.

England naturally invaded unceremoniously, and you have opened the door, what am I being polite to you?

With Wayne Rooney at the front, Shuangde taking turns behind him, and Lennon dribbling the ball, England's attack was powerful and powerful.

This configuration, if you add a Dardy, it will be a beautiful England fan.

No, we already had Vardy!

Why didn't you see much of this teasing?

After watching the excitement for a long time, I was so excited that I didn't want to, and then the fans reacted.

Vardy is England's number one superstar, the absolute arrow core figure, how can he do without him, he is England's sharpest weapon, and they are counting on him to attack the city, so soon, everyone invariably focused on Vardy.

After watching it for a while, the fans slowly turned from the initial expectation to surprise, and finally to confusion.

When others attacked, Vardy was plucking his ears;

When someone else shoots, Vardy is picking out his ears;

When others were defending, Vardy was still plucking his ears;

It seems that Vardy's whole world is only one thing left to pick out his ears, and the whole world is just a floating cloud in Vardy's eyes, and nothing is important to pick his ears.

Do you want to dig so hot?

Dear, wake up, this is not a shampoo room, this is a stadium.

"Watching Vardy dig out my ears, my ears suddenly itch, like tens of thousands of ants crawling, which kind person came to help me dig out my ears?"

"I may have misadjusted the channel again, isn't this the World Cup live?"

"You should be glad that Vardy is just picking his ears quietly, instead of taking off his sneakers and sitting on the ground and picking his feet......"

......

The surprise was followed by an incredulous buzz from the fans, who seemed to have returned to their familiar rhythm – Jamie Vardy's unorthodox play.

The teammates said they were speechless, although Vardy's hard stroke did not delay England to suppress the United States, but the problem is that they are all waiting for Vardy to score, relying on Rooney alone to charge in front, the American defenders can wipe out the little fat man's hair in minutes.

But the problem is, Vardy is just too uncomfortable.

It was the first time Vardy had felt so vividly that he had a brain, and if it weren't for the fact that the cotton ball felt like it was in his head, Vardy would have thought he didn't have it......

There's no way for me to play quietly!

No, we still have to find a way to get the cotton balls out quickly.

If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools, and if you have a cotton ball in your ears, you can't concentrate on playing football!

After thinking about it, Vardy walked up to Beckham and looked at Beckham pitifully.

"Dear, the cotton ball is in my ear, help me dig it out?"

Beckham was stunned and almost didn't vomit blood.

Nima, what about this competition, I'll help you pick out your ears?

As far as the Arabian Nights are, Beckham has never felt so incredible about him.

Even he had a sense of déjà vu when he walked to the side of the road and was being held out by a girl leaning against the wall.

"Uncle is here to play!"

After a difficult step, Beckham turned away with a strange expression, ignoring Vardy because he really felt uncomfortable.

Vardy, on the other hand, looked sluggish.

Am I being rejected?

It seems that picking out ears is not an unsightly deed, and no one will say that there is a relationship between the two of us, so why can't this work?

Forget it, I'll let someone else help.

Gerrard?

Frank Lampard?

Rooney?

......

No, these rough men don't know what it means to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, and they may be able to help me take out the cotton balls, but it is estimated that the ears will be wasted, so I can't count on them at all.

While digging involuntarily, while thinking for a long time, Vardy couldn't find a suitable target, and couldn't help but get frustrated.

Suddenly, Vardy's gaze rested on the person in front of him, and his eyes couldn't help but light up.

Yes, that's you!

With everyone's eyes watching, Vardy walked straight to the USA penalty area, as if he was going to ambush there.

The American defenders couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, Vardy didn't play much just now, this time it's going to be a big killing?

But they clearly thought too much.

Vardy continued on his way to American goalkeeper Howard.

"Hey, brother, help me dig out my ears, the cotton balls can't get in and out!"