Chapter 5 It is rare to have a few friends in life, fight together, eat together, and sleep together by the way!

"Why, why do you still follow me, big brother, we don't know each other at all, okay?"

Saitama stood in front of a two-story apartment and roared, while Wu Biao was carrying two large bags, it should be said that both of them carried two large bags on their shoulders, which were the meat of the 170,000-year-old cicada larvae.

The cicada larva was so huge that Saitama didn't swallow it alone, but just packed two bags and prepared to take it home and put it in the refrigerator to freeze first, but ......

Why does this bastard follow him all the way!

I regret it!!

I, who is idle and has nothing to say hello to, please die happily once.

"Well, acquaintance is fate, and I don't have anywhere to go anyway." Brother Biao grinned, completely faceless and skinless.

"What does it matter to me that you don't have a place to go?"

The corners of Saitama's mouth twitched: "I'll be honest with you, although I call myself a hero, but in fact, I don't have any money at all, the rent is in arrears for a few months, and when no weirdos appear, I'm just a squatting at home with a chaotic schedule, sleeping when I eat, and watching TV when I wake up." ”

Wu Biao glanced at Saitama strangely, and suddenly felt that this thing was inexplicably familiar......

What are you doing when you're not fighting?

Well...... Watch TV...... Eating...... Go to bed...... Watch TV......

The corners of Wu Biao's mouth moved slightly, and for the first time, he found that he was such a scumbag.

No, I'm richer than him!

Thinking of this, Brother Biao's face suddenly became extremely proud, and a good master was awesome: "It's okay, I don't mind." ”

Just kidding, how can you just leave, you have no place to live, and you can't cook...... These two items are also less important. The most important thing is that the donkey rider in front of him is strong enough, and he fights after eating every day, and this kind of life is better than going to the construction site to move bricks by himself.

“…… Do you mind if I'm okay? The corners of Saitama's mouth twitched: "And I see that you are not very old, so hurry up and go home, your parents will be worried if you go back late." ”

Brother Biao shook his head when he heard this: "My parents have been dead for many years. ”

"......" Saitama.

Hey, the atmosphere suddenly became heavy.

How can I continue to pick people up?

"I'm sorry!" In the end, Saitama actually apologized, and it was no wonder, after all, in his opinion, he mentioned the other party's sadness.

Although, Wu Biao didn't care at all......

"By the way, didn't you say you're married? And the children are already one year old, so they will be worried if they don't go back. Saitama changed his words, he didn't want the guy with abnormal brain circuits in front of him to come to his house no matter what.

"None of them are in this world." Brother Biao told the truth directly.

"......" The corners of Saitama's eyes twitched fiercely a few times, and she wanted to slap the two bags she was resisting on her face.

Paralyzed, do you want to play so heavy, it looks like a 16 or 7-year-old boy, not to mention his parents who died, even his wife and children are not in this world?

And already married at such a young age?

Are you kidding?

I haven't even had a girl in my twenty-two years of life, and a little kid even has a child?

Fool it!

But it didn't look like a lie.

What did this man go through in his short life?

Saitama instantly made up a lot of pictures in his mind, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "That friend should always have it." ”

"They're not in this world either." Wu Biao continued to tell the truth, but Brother Biao, who was annoyed, answered the truth again: "In this world, you are the only person I know." ”

“……”

Saitama was speechless, and there were only four big words left in his mind: It's time to finish the calf-

How can I get?

For Mao will think he is so pitiful......

"That's it!"

Brother Biao didn't know that Saitama had thought of himself as an extremely pitiful person, and said impatiently: "Which house is your house, hurry up and stew this meat, I've been hungry for a long time." ”

"Huh?"

Saitama's face changed, and he organized the wording in his heart, wanting to continue to find other reasons to get rid of this bald head.

Well?

No, this is my home!

Let me decide whether to let me go or not, right?

That's right, that's it!

"Wait!" As soon as Saitama waved his hand, he was ready to speak directly.

Although the experience of the teenager in front of him is very bumpy, there are many older people who have experienced ups and downs in this world, and he is also one of the people who have experienced ups and downs.

In the end, because of the sentence "Lao Tzu is not looking for a job, I want to be a hero" became a hero who was interested in making but had no income, and it took half a year to save money on food and frugality, or three months without paying the rent.

I'm already very bumpy, okay?

The more Saitama thought about it, the more sad she became, and in the end she doubted her life......

And just as he was about to open his mouth, an old lady's hoarse voice came from a room with the word 101 hanging next to the two: "Who, who is making noise outside the door, is you going to pay the rent?" ”

"Oops——!"

Saitama's face changed drastically, as if he had seen a ghost: "Quick... Fast...... Hide. ”

"Huh?"

Wu Biao was stunned for a moment, and then glared at Saitama: "What to hide, men are fearless, where the enemy is, just kill it!" ”

“……”

This is dangerous!

Although it was a tempting proposition to kill the landlord, Saitama felt that he was a hero no matter how much he said it, and he couldn't do this kind of thing anyway.

So......

Without the slightest hesitation, Saitama rushed directly upstairs, and the speed could be said to have broken through the speed of sound, go upstairs, unlock the lock, enter the house, and do it in one go!

Saitama breathed a sigh of relief, but it was just ......

"This is your home, it's really small enough."

Saitama was startled, and looked at Wu Biao, who was speechless when he put two big bags on the ground in the room and looked left and right in the room.

That's too fast, isn't it?

However, unlike Wu Biao, Saitama didn't know much about being powerful, and all he was surprised by was Wu Biao's speed. This surprise was thrown out of his mind in a blink of an eye, and the corners of his mouth twitched and looked at Wu Biao: "Why did you come in?" ”

Wu Biao turned his head and glanced at Saitama: "Of course you came in from the door." ”

"No, I said how did you get into my house?"

"Nonsense, didn't you say it all from the door?"

"I said, this is my home!" Saitama yelled.

Wu Biao was stunned, and after half a sound, he nodded suddenly: "It's okay, you don't have to be polite to me, so what are you doing outside." ”

“…… Please, will you be kind to me? ”

"Hey, donkey ride, I'm hungry, you hurry up and stew these four bags of meat."

“…… It's Saitama! ”

Saitama really didn't know what to say now, and finally gritted his teeth fiercely: "You can leave after eating, I don't know you well." ”

"It's okay, just a few more fights will get you acquainted." Brother Biao waved his hand indifferently: "If you want to fight, Brother Biao can accompany you at any time, fists to the flesh, woo wow——!! ”

Seeing Wu Biao suddenly assume the posture of a boxer, Saitama picked up the two bags he was carrying with a dark face and prepared to put them in the refrigerator.

"Huh?"

Saitama suddenly remembered something and turned around: "What did you just say?" ”

"Huh?" Brother Biao recalled for a while with a confused face, and recalled: "Fist to the flesh!" ”

"Not that."

"If you want to fight, you can accompany you at any time, do you want to fight?"

"It's not...... You just said that all four bags were stewed? Why? ”

"Nonsense, of course it's eating, these four bags should barely be enough to eat six points full."

"......" Saitama's face darkened.

I see!

Those who are not in this world are starving to death, right?

It must be so!

……