Chapter 3 A Good Boy Can't Lie
Chen Er carried a large backpack with a bamboo tube filled with dew from lotus leaves.
In one hand, he holds a bamboo basket with sea bass, and in the other hand he holds a large lotus leaf, which contains lettuce.
Walking slowly on the edge of Taihu Lake.
The sun in the sky passed over a thin white cloud, and the sun fell like gold.
Chen Er skirted a large area of verdant reeds and walked onto a country road.
A wet breeze blows on Taihu Lake, and the reeds on both sides of the trail make a "rustling" sound.
The surroundings are very quiet, and occasionally a few boats carrying tourists can be seen floating far across the lake.
In the village in front, there is a blue tile and white wall, a fresh aroma comes from the rice field, and the mulberry trees in front of the courtyard gate are full of mulberry.
Chen Er couldn't help but hum a song.
Everyone was fascinated by the quiet Jiangnan picture scroll in front of them.
They couldn't even hear Chen Er humming quietly.
Only two barks can be heard occasionally.
As soon as Chen Er walked into the village, a big yellow dog pounced, his two paws pressed on the ground, his big tail cocked high behind his buttocks, and the butter on his body was smooth and smooth, and he roared at Chen Er several times.
It's not imposing.
Chen Er was holding something in both hands, but the path was very narrow, and the big yellow dog was in the middle of the road.
Chen Er couldn't go around even if he wanted to.
And as soon as he approached, the dog hurriedly made the appearance that he was ready to pounce at any moment.
He thought about it, and then he grinned, followed the example of the big yellow dog, and glared at it viciously.
Then he shouted, "Wang! ”
The big yellow dog obviously had never seen such a similar kind of growth, and he was suddenly a little blindsided.
It shrunk its neck, then tilted its furry head, and a pair of large black eyes looked Chen Er up and down.
The momentum suddenly decreased.
Chen Er made persistent efforts, and hurriedly said again, "Wang! ”
The big yellow dog jumped up suddenly, and the tail raised high in a snap.
The two eyes looked at Chen Er with watery eyes, and then made a "hush" sound from his mouth, and ran away as soon as he slipped away.
Chen Er hummed a song again and walked slowly towards the village.
Off-screen fans couldn't help but burst out laughing.
While brushing "2333", he teased Chen Er.
"I didn't expect Chen Laoshi to be able to speak dogs!"
"This dog used to be the king of the dominant side, until one day, Chen Laoshi came."
"Big Yellow Dog: I have a sentence of MMP, I don't know whether to say it or not."
Chen Er walked into the village and was looking for the family he had set up a farmhouse next to the house number.
I heard a strange sound behind me.
It seems to be the sound of a lot of small meat pads stepping on the concrete floor.
Chen Er turned around and looked at it, and was taken aback.
Boy!
Just now, the big yellow dog actually brought four or five dogs towards him.
Several large earth dogs ran in the wind, their long tongues dragged on the outside of their mouths, and the hair on their bodies was also blown tightly by the wind.
Only the tail raised high did not move against the wind, as if declaring war on Chen Er.
Chen Er couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, "Are these dogs semen?" Do you still know how to fight in groups? ”
As soon as the words fell, several big earth dogs suddenly surrounded him.
They all pressed their little paws on the ground and pouted their buttocks backwards in a gesture of wanting to charge.
Then he opened his mouth and barked at Chen.
I have to say that the feeling of being surrounded by dogs and then mad is not too wonderful.
Chen Er felt that his ears were about to burst.
This must be the strategy of the big yellow dog.
Chen Er looked at the big yellow dog, and saw that it barked the most happily and energetically.
Sure enough, he looked treacherous.
This little thing must have been swindling just now!
The off-screen fans were already laughing uncontrollably, but they didn't roll all over the floor.
"I'll go, the scene of the man-dog battle!"
"Laughing to death! Chen Er's old wet was scolded by a group of dogs! ”
"Society, you dog! Awesome! ”
"Bow to the evil forces, hahahaha!"
"Big Yellow Dog: Do you see it, there are my brothers within a radius of ten miles, and they dare to murder me! Brothers, slap him! ”
“……”
Chen Er was stunned for two seconds, and then a flash of inspiration flashed in his head.
Hurriedly put the small bamboo basket he was holding on the courtyard wall of a nearby house.
With his hands free, he searched in his backpack for a while.
Then he pulled out a packet of jerky and tore open the package with his mouth.
Suddenly, a sweet smell of meat wafted out.
The group of big earth dogs surrounding Chen Er were stunned for a moment.
The screaming slowly stopped.
I saw that they all took a step forward, and the tails that were originally raised high suddenly began to strafe wildly, wagging around constantly.
The tongue in the mouth drags on even longer.
The big yellow dog barked the most even more, it barked twice, and its originally dark eyes became watery, licking its mouth from time to time, and then staring at Chen Er with a blank eye.
Or rather, staring at the honey jerky in Chen Er's hand.
Chen Er laughed twice in his heart, "Sample, I can't cure you yet!" ”
Then he spilled the jerky in his hand far away.
The big yellow dog stared at the jerky that flew out.
The body jumped in the direction of the jerky and pounced.
But because of the excessive force, the butt of the meat dudu passed before its mouth, and it fell on the ground with a real "dog eating shit".
Chen Er clapped his hands and watched with satisfaction as a group of tail-cocked earth dogs gathered around to grab food.
The door of a small courtyard in front of it "creaked" open.
A little girl with pigtails jumped out on her short legs.
Pointing to a group of dogs on the ground, he said, "You bullies people again!" ”
Chen Er stretched his neck and glanced at the house number behind the little short leg.
"Is it a peach blossom courtyard?"
The little short legs "kicked" and ran over, raising their round little faces, and their short white and tender fingers resting on the side of their mouths.
A puzzled look was revealed.
"How do you know?"
Chen Er saw that she was cute and couldn't help but tease her, so he stretched out his finger and posed like a fortune teller.
"Well, because I do."
The little short leg threw himself on his thigh, like a pendant.
Then he took his legs and climbed up.
The two little short legs like white lotus roots kept fluttering, and said pitifully, "Then uncle, can you help me calculate whether it's okay or not, when will I ......grow up?"
Chen Er saw that the little short-legged climber climbed on top of him as hard as a mountain, and he thought it was very fun and cute.
Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly realized that something was wrong.
What did Little Short Legs just call him?
Uncle?
Chen Er couldn't help but touch his face, and he touched the stubble on the side of his mouth.
Isn't it, with his handsomeness, but he hasn't shaved his beard for a few days, he is going to be called Uncle Cheng by this little doll? Unhappy, very unhappy.
So he coughed lightly twice, looked at the little short leg hanging on his lap and said, "Is this good, you call me a big brother, and I will calculate for you, when will you grow up." ”
A large expression of disgust suddenly floated over the barrage.
"I didn't expect Chen Laoshi to be so cheeky and teach children to lie!"
"Little friend! Touching your conscience to speak, this kind of thing can't lie! ”
"Chen Laoshi actually learned to buy people's hearts!"
The little short leg hanging on Chen Er's body showed a very embarrassed expression and hesitated for a long time.
Then Chen Er said in his expectant eyes, "The teacher told us that a good boy can't lie. ”
Chen Er: "......"