Wei Changtian blurted out: "Wow, then you haven't let out all the spring! Those two monsters are feasting their eyes this time!"

As if she had not heard him, the princess closed her eyes and pondered for a moment, and then said, "I was so frightened that I was about to open my mouth to call for someone, but I could not move or make a sound when the two monsters pointed at me. The two monsters liked me so much that they lifted me to the big bed and ...... and defiled my body......"

When she said this, a trace of tears appeared in her eyes, and she said mournfully: "Divine Doctor Zhu, my life is so bitter!"

Wei Changtian expressed sympathy and hated: "It's not that your life is miserable, but that those two monsters are too hateful! By the way, according to what you said, princess, it has been half a month since this incident, why don't you tell the king about it? You can ask him to send heavy troops to protect you. ”

The princess shook her head and said, "I want to say it too, but those two monsters threatened me afterwards, saying that as long as I reveal a word to the outside, they will use demon magic to harm people, not only to kill my father and my mother, but also to kill all the people of Chechi Kingdom." I...... I'm afraid...... So ......"

Wei Changtian said: "Because you are afraid, you have succumbed to the obscenity of the monsters, haven't you?"

The princess was filled with grief and cried, "They can do magic and witchcraft, and my father can't beat them even if he has more soldiers." I think it doesn't matter if I destroy it, I can save the people of our Chechi country......"

Wei Changtian sighed: "Alas, it's a pity that a flower has been destroyed by the monsters like this! But I said princess, your head is enough nonsense, and you don't want to think about it, the demons and monsters are all treacherous and cunning, can what they say count? Maybe they will take advantage of you and go to other places in your kingdom to harm people, what can you do? Well, I guess those two monsters will come to your palace more than once." ”

The princess whispered, "After that, they will come every three days, and if I'm right, they'll come again tonight." Doctor Zhu, you say I...... What should I do? ”

She turned her head sideways to look at Wei Changtian, her eyes showed a look of pleading, and said, "You can use spells, you can subdue demons and eliminate demons, I beg you to help me......! Doctor Zhu, look at me like this, I am scared all day long, I can't eat, I can't sleep well, it's better to die than to live like this, so as not to suffer such sins again......"

Wei Changtian said: "What are you talking about, why do you want to seek death and life at a young age? How beautiful life is, don't you be nostalgic? Hehe, don't worry, even if you don't come to beg me, I will meddle in this idle matter." I am a cultivator of immortals and cultivators, and I am mortal enemies with monsters, if they don't come tonight, if they dare to come, I will teach them that there is no return!"

When the princess heard what he said, she couldn't help but lift her spirits, and her heart was filled with infinite hope.

Wei Changtian said with a smile: "Your father said that you are sick, and he also posted a yellow list to recruit doctors to see you for a doctor." In my opinion, no matter how good a doctor is, he will not be able to see what kind of illness you have, and even if he prescribes the best medicine, it will not be able to cure the root of your disease. You're not suffering from a disease of the body and skin, but a disease of the heart!"

The princess said: "Yes, it is heart disease, and heart disease is often difficult to cure with medicine." Dr. Zhu, I told you the matter again, and I am in a much better mood now. ”

Wei Changtian said: "Oh, princess, then I have to congratulate you first, as soon as your mood is good, it means that your condition is half better, if I can catch those two monsters again, your illness will definitely be cured." Isn't it?"

The princess nodded, with a slight smile on the corner of her mouth, and her face instantly radiated, more than several times more beautiful than when she first came in.

Wei Changtian chuckled and said, "Princess, it's so beautiful for you to smile so slightly, no wonder even those two monsters will have a bad idea of you, in other words, I can't keep my heart unmoved...... I'm going to ...... thing."

The princess's face flushed again, and she added two more points, her eyelids drooped, and she was silent. Neither of them spoke for a while, and the room fell silent.

Suddenly, I heard someone outside shouting: "I said brother, have you arrived? How can it take so long to see a doctor? Isn't it good to see, why don't you let the old pig in and try it?" But Zhu Bajie was waiting outside and shouted loudly.

Wei Changtian said loudly: "Boss Zhu, don't shout, I'll be fine." He said to the princess: "What we just said is only known by God, the earth, you and me...... Holy shit, there are youkai knowing. I'll keep it a secret for you, but you'll have to do what I tell you to do, you know?"

The princess nodded, "As long as I can get rid of the monsters, I'll listen to you!" she said and slowly closed her eyes.

"Squeak", the door was pushed open, and I saw that Zhu Bajie and the king of Che Chi had already walked in.

The king stood in front of the bed, saw his daughter Wuzi's eyes closed, and eagerly, grabbed Wei Changtian's shoulders and asked, "Doctor Zhu, how is my daughter?"

Wei Changtian's shoulders moved, shook the king's hands off, and said with a smile: "After looking, smelling, asking, and cutting by this divine doctor, you can basically determine what disease the princess is suffering from. The divine doctor has already given the princess some medicine, the king, look at the princess's face, is it much better than before?"

The king leaned down, looked at his daughter's face and muttered, "Yes...... yes, it's a little bloody...... My daughter......"

When the princess heard her father's sad voice, and knew that he cared for her, she could not help but open her eyes and cried softly, "Father, I am much better." ”

The king grabbed her left hand and said, "Good girl, you are really better? Ah, your hands...... It was cold and cold a few days ago, but now it's getting hot...... Good ......"

He groped around the princess's limbs for a while, and felt that her body temperature had returned to normal, no different from himself, so happy that he burst into tears, and turned his head to Wei Changtian and said: "Doctor Zhu, you have cured the princess's illness, this king is really grateful, what do you want." Even if...... Even if you and I share the great fortune of this car Chi country. ”

Wei Changtian thought to himself: "I came here with Brother Pig, my original intention was to be an official, majestic and majestic, but I am not interested in your Laoshizi country! But now that I have found out that there are monsters doing evil in it, it is still important to catch monsters, and everything else is not important." ”

He waved his hand and said, "King, don't be too happy, the princess's illness is not really cured." ”

The king was stunned, "What?"

Wei Changtian pretended to mutter: "There is an evil qi on the princess's body, something must have come to her room, I want to exorcise evil spirits for the princess in this room tonight, please find another comfortable place for the princess to rest, and this house will be given to me for the time being." ”

The king suddenly said, 'I see!' So how many people do you need to help with Doctor Zhu's practice, and how many items do you need?'

Wei Changtian said: "Don't want anything." But one thing is most important, and that is that none of you are allowed to go even half a step close to the princess's dormitory during my practice tonight, otherwise I will not be able to drive away the evil spirit, and I will leave it alone. ”

How could the king refuse, and said, "I know, I know, I will give orders." ”

Wei Changtian took out a purple jade grape, put it in the king's hand, and said: "This is a grape that I specially planted, which can prevent all kinds of diseases, you can give it to the princess to eat, and it will be very useful for her to keep it." ”

The king was now obedient to him, and hurriedly stuffed the purple jade grapes into the princess's mouth and ate them, summoned several palace maids to help the princess up, and let the princess go to the west palace Niangniang's bedroom to live temporarily.

Zhu Bajie felt a little empty in his stomach, and saw that it was not far from lunch, so he said loudly to Wei Changtian: "Brother, brother, I came out with you early in the morning to uncover the yellow list of Lao Shizi, and now I haven't even eaten a mouthful of food, and I am about to faint from hunger." You say, how can you compensate me? ”

When he said this at this time, he didn't mean to say it to Wei Changtian, but to the king of Nache Chiguo, and thought: "You, the king, want to cure your daughter's illness, and you won't let our brother go like this." ”

Wei Changtian saw that his eyes were rolling, and immediately guessed his thoughts, and said with a smile: "Okay, let's go, brother, I want to have the best meal, and I will ask you to help me a lot when I do it at night." ”

Zhu Bajie's head shook like a drum, touched his bulging belly and said, "I won't help you." The king said that he would divide the country equally with you, but he did me no good...... Otherwise, if you stay here, I'll go first, and I'll find a place to fill my stomach first. He turned around pretending to do so, and walked slowly to the door.

When the king heard Wei Changtian say that he wanted to ask Zhu Bajie to "do a great favor", how could he let him go? Hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed him, and said, "This ...... Doctor Zhu's brother, don't go, don't go......"

Zhu Bajie said angrily: "My brother's name is Zhu Laoer, and I am naturally called Zhu Laoda, what is the elder brother of Zhu Shenyi." I said, Your Majesty, why don't you let me go?"

The king said: "Since the two of you are here to treat the princess, they are both distinguished guests of my Chechi country, you don't want to go anywhere today, just stay in my palace, this king will have a big banquet and treat the two well." "Don't let Zhu Bajie say it again, pass the order down, and order the imperial dining room to prepare delicious food and wine.

Zhu Bajie wanted this result, and after listening to the king's orders one by one, he couldn't help but be secretly happy. Chong Wei Changtian blinked, signaled that his goal had been achieved, coughed twice, and said: "The king is so sincere to stay, my Boss Zhu will not be reluctant to refuse." Well, after I have eaten and drunk today, I will definitely help my brother to drive away the evil spirit and cure the princess's illness!"

The king thanked him repeatedly, holding Wei Changtian with his right hand and Zhu Bajie with his right hand, and said, "Let's go, the two of you will go to eat with me in the East Pavilion!"

The three of them walked side by side to the East Pavilion, there were already Che Chi and the officials of the country lined up to greet them, only to see that the Pavilion had prepared a few tables of the royal banquet, there were pigs, sheep, chickens, geese, fish and ducks, known as vegetables, bamboo shoots, sprouts, mushrooms, delicacies, all kinds of flavors, all kinds of food,

Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie were already hungry, and when they saw such a feast, their saliva almost flowed.

The king led them to the throne and sat down, and briefed the officials on their identities. When the officials heard that he could cure the princess's illness, and that the king had treated her so kindly, they flattered me with a word.

Facing the table full of wine and food, Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie had a great appetite, and they couldn't wait to pounce on them to eat a big meal, but the officials of Che Chi didn't finish speaking, and they were embarrassed to eat first, so they had to "um" "um" "ah" and "ah" while glancing at those fat chickens and tender geese.

That Zhu Bajie was the most gluttonous and delicious, and he endured it for a while, and suddenly there was a soft sound of "grunt" and "grunt" in his stomach.

Wei Changtian took the opportunity to say loudly: "Ouch, Boss Zhu, why is your stomach screaming?" Ah, you dare to love that you haven't eaten for half a day, and you're hungry!"

The king hurriedly said: "Two Zhu Divine Doctors, all Aiqing, let's have a banquet here, if you have anything to say, we will talk after dinner, and then talk after dinner." Come on, come on, this king is very happy today, no one needs to be polite, eat and drink as he pleases. He stretched out his chopsticks.

On weekdays, when the king feasted the officials, he didn't move the chopsticks to eat first, and none of the officials dared to take the lead, but Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie didn't talk about this, the king's chopsticks just stretched out, and when they hadn't touched the dish, the two of them were chopsticks like the wind, and they respectively sandwiched a fire-roasted fat chicken in front of them, tore their legs and necks, and used both hands together, and ate most of them in an instant.

The officials were stunned at first, and then bowed their heads and whispered, secretly blaming the two of them for their frugal behavior and disrespect to the king, and some even wondered if the two of them had come to the palace to cheat and drink under the guise of curing diseases.

Wei Changtian also seemed to sense that something was wrong, wiped the greasy corners of his mouth, grinned, and said: "Hehe, I'm sorry, everyone, we are really hungry, rude! Hey, don't be idle with your chopsticks, didn't the king say, you can eat whatever you want, whatever, whatever you want......" said and lowered his head to nibble on the remaining chicken thigh in his hand.

When the officials saw that the king did not care, they said no more and began to pour their drinks. From time to time, the music sounded, and a team of beautiful women like flowers walked away side by side, singing and dancing with the music.

During the banquet, led by the king and followed by all the officials, each of them toasted Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie with a glass of wine. The two of them did not refuse to come, took a bite and a drink, and shouted happily in their hearts.

Under such a hearty drink, without scruples, the two of them couldn't stand it even if they had immortal bodies, and after three rounds of drinking, they were both drunk.

After the banquet was over, the king ordered several palace ladies to help the two to rest.

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Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie slept for a long time, and fell asleep at dusk.

Zhu Bajie saw that the two of them were lying on a wide sandalwood bed, the bedding under him was as soft as cotton, and it was extremely comfortable, so he couldn't help but say: "This king is enthusiastic, not only set up good wine and good food and hospitality, but also prepared such a good place for us to rest." Alas, the fly in the ointment is that a good thing is missing......"

Wei Changtian said: "Fuck, you old perverted pig, you're thinking nonsense again." What kind of good things are missing? Isn't it just a beautiful woman who eats and drinks enough to sleep? Save your energy, and you have to help me catch monsters at night. ”

Zhu Bajie glared and said: "Catch monsters? Didn't you say that you want to exorcise evil spirits? The old pig still thinks that you are using this idea to fool the king of Chechi." Hey, hey, brother, where did the youkai come from?"

Wei Changtian repeated to him what the princess said to him, and finally said: "The princess told me not to tell outsiders, I swore a poisonous oath, and you can't talk nonsense, if you talk nonsense, you will have pus and sores, and you will not have a child!"

Zhu Bajie smiled: "We are brothers, where am I considered an 'outsider'?" and said: "I said how can this princess have such a sick method, it turned out to be occupied by monsters." What kind of monster is so hateful?"

Wei Changtian said: "How do I know? But the princess said that the monsters are coming tonight, I don't know if it's true, let's wait for them in the princess's bedroom tonight." Well, I've figured out a way, you will be a princess lying on the bed, I will be a maid, and when the two monsters come, we will deal with one by one, and whoever can't catch the monster will be the turtle son!"

Zhu Bajie said: "Look at you, this turtle son and old pig can't do it!"

While he was talking, he suddenly heard a maid knocking on the door outside and shouting, "Doctor Zhu...... Has Doctor Zhu woken up?"

Wei Changtian said in a low voice: "It must be the king who has come to invite us to catch monsters." Let's go, if we don't succeed, since we eat and drink other people's, we have to help. Then he shouted at the door, "Wake up, wake up, get up." "Get dressed up with Zhu Bajie and go out together.

Sure enough, the maid was going to take the two of them to the princess's palace to see the king.

After a short time, he reached the princess's bedchamber, and saw the king standing in front of the door with a hundred and ten warriors dressed in iron armor and holding sharp weapons.

Wei Changtian thought to himself, "What is this for? Help catch monsters?" When he came closer, he arched his hand towards the king, which was regarded as a salute, and said, "Your Majesty, it's not dark yet, you came so early." Dare to love her daughter and want her to get better soon. ”

The king nodded yes, pointed to the iron-armored warrior behind him and said: "Doctor Zhu said before that no one should be allowed to approach when exorcising evil spirits, I am afraid that the people in the palace will accidentally break in, no, I specially ordered these hundred iron-armored warriors to set up defenses around the princess's dormitory, this time I am afraid that even a bird will not be able to fly in." ”

Wei Changtian smiled and said in his heart: "The other party is a monster who comes without a shadow and goes without a trace." What can you do with a hundred and ten people?" he said: "You don't know, king, the evil spirit in the princess's house is very heavy, and I have dispelled it this time, and no one can get too close to him, otherwise the evil spirit will invade his body and suffer from the same disease as the princess." So, you're going to let these ironclad warriors retreat as far away as possible, you know?"

Although the king was surprised, he did not insist on his opinion, and said, "In this case, then do as Doctor Zhu said." He looked at the sky and said, "I don't know when Divine Doctor Zhu will exorcise evil spirits?"

Wei Changtian said: "Except for me and the pig...... Except for Boss Zhu, the rest of the people left, including the king and you. When the Fa is done, I'll say it. Go back to sleep, king. ”

The king sighed, "If nothing happens here, where can I sleep?" With a wave of his hand, he hurried away with the ironclad warriors.

When they were far away, Wei Changtian smiled and said, "This king is quite obedient, and he will do whatever he wants." If it was changed to before, it would be a small sesame county official, and my chief Wei didn't dare to squeak when he saw it, don't say such an emperor-like king. ”

Zhu Bajie said: "Okay, you are less proud." When are those two monsters coming? ”

Wei Changtian said: "The princess only said that it was night, and she didn't say what time it was, but it should be sooner rather than later, and the evenings should go in first, and then talk to the princess and the maid, and wait for the monsters to come." ”

Pushing the door open, I saw that the lamp and candle in the princess's room had been lit, and nothing had been moved. Zhu Bajie sat down on the embroidered bed with a red quilt, screaming for comfort.

Wei Changtian ignored him and said, "I'll change into a maid first." Thinking of the appearance of a maid I saw during the day, reciting the trick, silently reciting the fairy mantra, her body gradually became thinner and shorter, and instantly became a slender maid with delicate facial features, and giggled: "Brother Pig, how do you see what I have become?"

Zhu Bajie praised: "Like, very like! If it weren't for seeing you change with my own eyes, the old pig would really think it was a girl's family." Hehe, you change, look at the old pig also change. At that moment, he took off his shoes, got into the quilt, reclined himself, twisted the mantra, and shouted: "Change!"

Wei Changtian knew that Zhu Bajie had a lot of shortcomings in the changes, so he took a pinch of his mouth and blew a gust of wind on the embroidery bed, only to see that where the quilt was lifted, the princess who Zhu Bajie had changed into a big belly poop, like a pregnant woman who was pregnant in October, couldn't help but point at him and laughed: "You look like this, I don't know what you think when the monster comes?" ”

Zhu Bajie said: "Nonsense, how can my belly be so big in just half a month? Fuck, don't show the monster the flaw!" I put on the quilt, turned over and lay inside, and said: "Whatever, anyway, as long as the monster dares to touch my old pig's body, I will sit up so suddenly and catch him! I promise that I can't escape him!"

Candles flickered in the ground, gauze tents fluttered lightly, and a gust of wind penetrated through the cracks in the window lattices. Wei Changtian was clever, stood in front of the embroidery bed with his hands down, and said in a low voice: "The show is about to start, Brother Pig, let's put on a good show! Don't forget, one person catches a monster, whoever runs away, who is a turtle......

Before the word "turtle" could be pronounced, the gust of wind suddenly became stronger, and it actually blew open the wooden windows on both sides of the door, and then two black lights, one left and one right, shot in from the outside, and swirled a few times on the inside of the house, turning into two human figures. The two of them were thin and fat, their thin faces were delicate, their eyes were blazing, they were waving a fan in their hands, their fat bodies were bloated, and their faces were dark, as if they had been fished out of an ink tank.