"Son, why did you lock the door? Open the door and come out to eat. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Outside my cousin's bedroom door, my aunt called with a sad face.

"Good son, Mom made your favorite braised pork, come out and eat two bites."

The little aunt slowed down her tone, she had never been so gentle in her life.

The door remained closed, and no response was heard from inside.

"Bunny, are you listening to music with headphones again? It's against you, open the door to the old lady! I warn you, don't give you three colors to open a dyeing shop, believe it or not, the old lady will give birth to a second child tomorrow, and I will never care about you in the future! ”

It was useless to persuade Wen Yan, and my aunt began to perform in her true colors, like a shrew scolding the street, knocking on the door of the house.

However, this is of little use.

"Leave him alone." The uncle who was sitting in the living room watching the news was angry: "This kid can't get used to it, be a little kind to him, and he will go to heaven." The young man is strong, and he is fine with two hungry meals, and when he panics when he is hungry, he will sneak into the kitchen and steal something to eat. ”

"Do you speak human language, is he still your own son?" My aunt was fierce, but she still hurt the child in her heart, so she looked at her mother-in-law for help: "Mom, Xiaoshuai is usually the most filial to you, why don't you say a few words to him?" ”

"Children have their own ideas, adults don't care so wide." Grandma was very calm and calm, and said Youzaiyou: "In the past, Xiaolang fell off the list, didn't he also lock himself up for a few days, and when the child figured it out by himself, it would be fine." ”

My aunt was speechless, her concept was never as chic and elegant as that of the old lady.

"Woo~~Woo~Woo~Woo~!"

Suddenly, a series of wolf howls came from my cousin's room.

The three adults outside were all startled, and they couldn't understand what the bear kid was trying to do.

At this moment, the door opened, and my cousin rushed out with great enthusiasm.

He didn't say a word, sat down at the dining table, and gulped down the rice.

"Slow down, don't choke." My aunt was even more worried, no matter how I looked at it, I felt that my son was too abnormal.

My cousin ate three bowls of white rice angrily, and the speed was so fast that he stood up and walked out after eating.

"What are you doing?" The uncle, who was originally sitting silently, finally couldn't sit still.

The cousin was very calm: "After dinner, I'll go out for a walk." ”

These words directly made the three elders unable to calm down, thinking that your kid didn't have the sentiment to walk a hundred steps after dinner before!

"Well, I'm going for a walk too." After all, the uncle was still not at ease and walked out together.

The father and son walked around the neighborhood for about 20 minutes, and the cousin was normal throughout the whole process, just like an ordinary person walking after dinner.

Maybe it's because he's so normal, no matter how much the brother-in-law looks at it, he thinks his son is abnormal.

After a while, the uncle suddenly took out a cigarette and handed it over: "Come?" ”

The cousin was stunned for a moment: "Dad, what are you doing?" ”

As soon as he heard that his son even spoke Henan, the brother-in-law felt more and more that his son was abnormal, and said to save the country: "You are already an adult, I have already said that when you go to college after the college entrance examination, as long as you don't break the law, I won't care about you." In principle, I do not support or oppose smoking. If you're feeling depressed, it's okay to have one. ”

The cousin refused to obey: "Dad, you must be testing me, I won't be fooled." ”

"Look at what you said, you're an adult, is it interesting for Dad to test you?" The uncle was so arrogant that he completely forgot how he used routines to "interrogate" Zhen Lang and Zhen Shuai, he tried to squeeze out a face of affinity, and said kindly: "Son, you are not young anymore, why don't we have a conversation between men?" ”

The cousin subconsciously took a half step back: "What do you want to say, can you just say it?" ”

What the uncle wants is this effect: "What's wrong with you, tell me, it's a secret between men, I promise, I will never tell your mother." ”

"Dad, pull it down, a radius of ten miles, who doesn't know that you are a strict wife?" The cousin glanced at his father weakly and revealed the truth: "Can your guarantee be reliable, as soon as my mother glared, you will do it all." Let's just talk about last year, when my mother casually asked you how much money you had left over from buying groceries, you immediately took out all the twenty yuan of private money hidden in your socks and handed it over to the organization...... If I hadn't been your own son, I would have stood in the perspective of a man and deeply despised you! ”

"Stinky boy, you know a fart, this must be true love! Do you understand love, I love you'Mom, give her enough respect, do you understand? The uncle was right, but cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

"If this is love, I'd rather not love ......"

The cousin looked up to the sky and sighed, turned around and walked home.

Back at home, the bear child didn't say a word, and lay on the ground and did push-ups.

My aunt was frightened: "Silly boy, what are you doing, don't exercise vigorously just after eating." ”

My cousin stood up after doing thirty push-ups, and coaxed, "It's okay, I'm full of infinite strength now." Don't look at me like that, I figured it out! Well, it was my idol that made me realize, the power of idols is really awesome! Dad, Mom, I'll play for a few days first, wait until the college entrance examination report card comes down, and then talk about the future. ”

After saying that, the goods took a change of clothes and went to the bathroom sweating profusely.

The two uncles stared at each other, and the aunt wondered, "Why did this kid suddenly figure it out?" ”

The uncle patted his head and said with a smile: "I understand, it must have been Xiao Lang who called him and persuaded him." ”

The little aunt suddenly said: "That's good, your nephew, you are becoming more and more capable." ”

"That's right, you don't see whose nephew it is, this kid follows me." The uncle suddenly flew up.

"Come on, if Zhen Lang is with you, there is basically no hope in this life." The little aunt complained more miserably about her husband, and then praised the idol brother in disguise: "It's not that I said, Xiaolang is much stronger than when you were young in all aspects, promising, and your girlfriend is beautiful and good-looking, but it's ......"

Speaking of which, my aunt subconsciously performed in her true colors: "The last time Xiaomi taught me to make those cosmetics, I inquired about it sideways, her parents are both abroad, and they should be upper-class people." This girl doll is graduating soon, and it's time to talk about marriage, you say that with the situation of our family, even if Xiaomi herself is willing, her parents are really willing to marry their baby daughter to Xiaolang, a child of an ordinary family? ”

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At 6:50 p.m., my cousin, who was ready for everything, sat in front of the computer, his body trembling slightly.

The kid even turned red with excitement, and he couldn't even type, and was chatting with his cousin on WeChat: "Brother, you really didn't lie to me, I'm really in a group with my idol brother, hahahaha!" ”

Zhen Lang also replied with a WeChat voice: "Damn, you always thought I was lying to you?" ”

"No, brother, happiness came too suddenly, I can't accept it for a while!" The cousin became more and more excited: "I never dreamed that one day I would be able to play a copy with my idol brother in a group, and if it spreads out like this, all the students in our class will have to ask me for an autograph, and the Sprinkle family is worth it in this life!" ”

Zhen Lang: "It's so exaggerated, don't you just cut a game?" ”

Cousin: "Brother, you don't understand! The people in my group tonight, saying it can scare you to death, the buddy next door to you is too face-saving, this kind of happiness in a bunch of gods, you post-00s can't understand it at all. ”

Zhen Lang: "Yes, what are the great gods?" ”

"You stand firm, listen to me tell you, don't blame me if you're scared!" My cousin was about to go to heaven, and he coaxed: "The commander of our ten-person regiment tonight is Chen Erfat!" Chen Erfat, do you know that one of the five barbarians of Ritian, known as the first priest of Nirvana Rebirth, is known as the Jianghu people! There is also our MT, which is only cold and not runny, and people give the nickname Nirvana Rebirth First Xiong De! In addition to the idol brother, our DPS also has a dynamic sky, the first fire method of nirvana rebirth, the top three super masters who rank in the top three of the mage list, and the great god-level high play of the cliff...... Hey, hey, brother, are you swollen, are you really scared and crying? ”

"......" Zhen Lang didn't say anything more, and typed a string of ellipses.

"Brother, I know, you are jealous of me, envious of me, speechless. I can understand your feelings, a thief like you, even if he forms a group with the gods, he will be humiliated, no wonder you have deleted your number and stopped playing magic. The cousin stepped on his cousin hard, and used his cousin's tragedy to render his own awesomeness: "I'm different, it's not me who blows, the two generations of old thieves in our family are not joking, brother, I have the blood of the thief family in my body, just because I am so sharp that I fall in love with my own operation, I will definitely not drag the team back!" ”

"......" Zhen Lang was really speechless.

"Brother, I'm at war, let's talk later."

The cousin put away his phone and prepared for battle with full concentration.

Tonight, everyone made an appointment to fight 10 people Siren and 10 people White Bone Cemetery, these copies, although the cousin's number has been called, he himself has never been to fight in person, he is so excited that he can't do it, and he wants to show himself vigorously.

The team configuration is as follows:

MT: Only colds and no runny nose.

Deputy T: You who come to the orangutan, in fact, the cannon is a weapon war, and you can pretend to be 2T part-time.

Treatment: Chen Erfat, a low-key little nurse.

dps: mr?lang, call me Xiaoshuai, Nirvana's Athena, dynamic sky, glory cocoa, Zou Batian.

This time, Shui Mi'er and the stationmaster, Xiao Tiantian and Xunmei and others all went to Su Jie's 10-person group, and tonight Zhen Lang's group has no need for ten people, mainly to bring Glory Cocoa to brush some mage equipment, and by the way, take his cousin to pretend to be forced.

Fighting all the way, it was completely crushing rhythm, and my cousin was as happy as a dream.

When I arrived at the 10-person white bone cemetery, the difficulty was slightly higher, because my cousin was not familiar with the dungeon, and I destroyed it several times. Fortunately, the second fat man adjusted immediately, after all, this dead fat man was also a very strong commander in the guild, and in the end, everyone successfully crushed it. After this trip, with the idol brother's red hand, Glory Coco and his cousin were divided into a few hit suits, which improved a lot.

Since the red hand mode can only be opened once a day, Zhen Lang decided not to play the dark maze tonight, and to open it again tomorrow, maybe he can blow up the black knight's earth dragon mount.

"Hahahaha, brother, my current equipment is so cool that it scares you to cry!" After getting the copy, my cousin began to pretend again: "Do you know what efficiency is?" Start the group at 7 o'clock, and finish two copies at 8:20, this is the efficiency of the great god team! ”

Zhen Lang didn't speak, and then, his cousin didn't speak anymore, he was trembling.

Because of the "cold idol brother" who didn't speak all the time in his cousin's mind, he finally started typing, and sent him a private chat message: "Sao Nian, the technique is good, a hundred JJC games, is it a battle?" ”

Isn't it, the idol brother wants to compete with me in the arena?

My cousin was full of excitement, only to feel that happiness came too quickly, and the ups and downs of life came too suddenly, so this bear child threw out the favorite six-character mantra of the post-10s on the spot: "If you want to fight, I will fight!" ”

· (To be continued.) )