"Something happened to my cousin?" When Zhen Lang heard this, the chrysanthemum suddenly tightened, and motioned for Shui Mi'er to get up, he also sat up and asked, "Uncle, what's the matter, don't worry, speak slowly." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"After your brother finished the exam, it was not normal." The uncle didn't mean to say it slowly, and the more he talked, the more anxious he became: "This bear child doesn't know what's going on, other people's children go out to celebrate after the college entrance examination, and they even go out to play all night." But your brother burned out some of the tendons, and he shut himself up in the house and saw no one. ”

"That's right." Zhen Lang breathed a sigh of relief: "Uncle, you just scared me." According to me, Xiaoshuai is probably not very satisfied with his exam, anyway, he is at home, and he will be fine after a few days. ”

"I look at his situation, I guess he didn't do well in the exam, you said he wouldn't think about doing stupid things, right?" The uncle became more and more worried: "Now the pressure of the college entrance examination is getting bigger and bigger, and it is too torturous for children." At noon, I also saw a piece of news, there was a candidate in our province who did not do well in the exam this morning, jumped from the corridor on the fourth floor of the examination room, and fell into a blur of flesh and blood. ”

"Uncle, don't think about it so seriously, Xiaoshuai is not the kind of person who commits suicide." Zhen Lang thought of a way to comfort his uncle: "In fact, the candidate's own feelings are not necessarily reliable. Some people thought they did well in the exam, but their grades were a mess. There are also some people who think that they did not do well in the exam, but their grades are quite good. Let's talk about myself, when I took the college entrance examination for the second time, I felt very good, but I was three points short of the admission line of Normal University. In my third college entrance examination, I thought that I would perform averagely, but as a result, I didn't expect that I would reach the admission score of Tsinghua University! ”

"That's right." The brother-in-law was a little relieved, and said, "You still make a phone call to persuade your brother, and he listens to you." Anyway, the college entrance examination is over, and he can play as much as he wants this summer. His mother and I would now prefer to watch him go out and relax, and he locks himself in the house like this, and Lao Tzu looks worried. ”

Zhen Lang: "Okay, leave it to me." ”

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On the afternoon of June 8th, it was depressing and bright.

said depressed, because today belongs to the last day of the college entrance examination, the candidates who stepped into the examination room have a sense of uncertainty about life and death, and countless parents are more anxious than their children, and the parents waiting outside the examination room have formed a black and oppressive crowd, which feels like the haze in the sky.

Explain Lang, also because today is the last day of the college entrance examination, and after the exam, it means the end of the entire high school career. For the country's youth, the significance is much more than that, because they have experienced six years of elementary school, three years of junior high school, and three years of high school. When the college entrance examination ends, it represents the end of twelve years of suffering.

It's hard to describe this feeling, anyway, many children think that when they enter college, all the hard days are over.

A reporter once interviewed a post-10 bear child: What is college?

The bear boy gave an incisive answer: college = eating and waiting for death + watching movies and masturbating......

Twelve years of extreme tension, in exchange for 3-4 years of extreme ease, and then after graduating from college, the salary is lower than that of migrant workers, this is the strange status quo of China's examination-oriented education.

Someone once said a famous saying with depth and connotation: high school is tight, college is loose......

At five o'clock in the afternoon, when my cousin Zhen Shuai walked out of the examination room, his expression was very dull.

The uncle and aunt who had been waiting outside couldn't help but sweat, and the aunt couldn't wait: "Son, how did you do in the exam?" ”

"Ugh." The cousin sighed: "Don't say anything, I'll go back and read the book again." ”

The uncle was taken aback: "After the exam, what books are you still reading?" ”

"When I entered the examination room, I realized that I had wasted too much youth." The cousin's face was embarrassed, revealing a kind of enlightened emotion: "Youth, the cliff of youth can't stand the waste, I hate my former self." Dad, Mom, if I repeat my studies like my brother and take the college entrance examination again, do you agree? ”

"We'll talk about that later." The brother-in-law was frightened by his son's abnormal appearance, and comforted: "You don't have any ideological baggage, you finally finished the exam, you can play happily, I and your mother don't care about you this summer, you can play how you want, don't exhaust yourself." ”

The cousin didn't speak, turned around and left.

He chose to walk home, causing his parents to follow him anxiously.

Back at home, my cousin went into the bedroom and locked himself up.

"Zhen Shuai, welcome to the University."

"The future junior brother Zhen Shuai, senior sister is waiting for you at the Normal University."

repeatedly watched Mo Xiang and Ye Yingying's [Enrollment Video], and the cousin shed tears before speaking.

"Senior sister, I have lived up to your expectations!"

The cousin was holding the mobile phone with a sad expression.

"If I repeat my studies for another year, the two seniors won't graduate, right? Oh, youth, youth really can't stand the delay! If you work harder, buddy, you won't pass by my goddess sister. ”

My cousin's face became more and more sad.

When the book is used, I hate it less, and my cousin only had such an awareness after the college entrance examination.

Thankfully, he was only eighteen years old, and it was not too late to have such an awareness at this age.

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"My cousin's situation may have been hit. In the past few weeks, he has been digging through the wall and stealing light, but he still has not achieved the desired effect, and the psychological gap is very large, and the blow he has received is even greater. After listening to Zhen Lang's dictation, Shui Mi'er analyzed it, and then made a suggestion: "Or, I'll let Xiangxiang add him to WeChat and give him a little motivation?" ”

"No, that kid is like me, if he really wants to get in touch with his sister, he won't have the heart to read." Zhen Lang shook his head and said, "I discussed it with my uncle, if Xiaoshuai doesn't play well this time, he will repeat his studies for another year." Our family has hot-blooded genes, and his foundation is better than mine, as long as he maintains the posture of struggle in the past half a month, he will definitely be able to be admitted next year. ”

"Your family...... God, you don't want your cousin to take the college entrance exam several times, do you? Shui Mi'er couldn't cry or laugh, and suddenly had the momentum of torture to extract a confession: "What do you mean that if you get in touch with your sister, you don't have the heart?" This is a lot of information, honestly, what's the inside story? ”

"Hehe, I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed." Zhen Lang laughed a few times, revealing an unbearable look back on the past: "Didn't I chase that person when I was in high school, I harassed her all day long, secretly sent her WeChat in class, and didn't have the heart to study at all...... It wasn't until she was admitted to college and I couldn't see her anymore that I knew ...... hard work."

Shui Mi'er was silent, the story of Zhen Lang and Ban Hua for seven years, she had mixed feelings every time she heard it.

Zhen Lang looked at her cautiously: "Jealous?" ”

"No, it's not worth it for you. Sometimes I really hope that the person you chased back then was my ......" Shui Mi'er smiled and immediately changed the subject: "I feel that your cousin is a big boy who needs to be stimulated, otherwise, anyway, he is on summer vacation, and we will pick him up in the provincial capital?" ”

Zhen Lang was stunned: "Why did you pick him up?" ”

Shui Mier: "Let him experience college life in advance, it's okay for him to follow the stationmaster and them to visit the beauties in the school, feel the atmosphere of the beautiful women in the university, and then feel how happy it is in this college where there are only 30% male students......"

"It makes sense, I know this bear child, he always thinks I'm bragging and fooling him, and after he sees the beauty of the teacher with his own eyes, it is estimated that he will be stimulated to explode and burn the small universe." Zhen Lang's eyes rolled and he had an obscene idea: "When the time comes, let Xiangxiang and Yingying cooperate and meet, but definitely don't give him any contact information, unless he is admitted to the undergraduate next year." ”

Shui Mi'er nodded: "Okay, when my cousin comes, let him live in your room." ”

Zhen Lang: "Then where do I live?" ”

Shui Mi'er showed a smile of ecstasy: "You came to my room to spend the night." ”

Zhen Lang was moved for a while, and couldn't help but pretend to be faint: "Is this really good?" ”

Shui Mi'er made a straight face: "Don't pull it down, you can sleep with your cousin in the future!" ”

"Oh, no, highly requested to stay overnight!" Zhen Lang said, and suddenly realized that something was wrong: "This is not good, Xiaoshuai still doesn't know who I am in the game, I live together all day, I will show my stuffing, I can't let that kid live too nourishingly." ”

Shui Mi'er: "Do you want him to live in a daily rental house every day, you don't have to be so extravagant if you have money, right?" ”

"You think too much, how can I let a high school student go to a daily rental house, this is too harmful to the flowers of the motherland." Zhen Lang said, revealing a dark expression: "Isn't the bed in my dormitory vacant, let my brother go to sleep in the dormitory, really experience the college career in advance, and let the second fat teach him to be a man by the way!" ”

Honey: "Will the housekeeper agree?" ”

"It's not as serious as you think, the management of Building 9 is very lax, and we have a good relationship with the dormitory staff. Let's just say that 302 next door to us, there is a person named Li Laosan who moved out, there are only three people living there, last semester a fellow from the cannon came to play with him, and lived in his dormitory for two weeks, no. Zhen Lang became more and more energetic as he spoke, and said, "Well, it's so happily decided!" I want my cousin to know what it means to be tight in high school and loose in college! ”

"Wait." Shui Mi'er seemed to remember something, and said curiously: "High school is tight, college is loose, when Su Jie saw these six words in a post before, she patted the mouse and laughed for a long time, I never understood what it meant." Tell me now, these six words, isn't it some evil joke? ”

Zhen Lang was stunned: "It shouldn't be, you are such a black-bellied person, you don't understand the meaning of this sentence?" ”

Shui Mi'er said aggrievedly: "I'm not omnipotent, I don't understand some jokes, tell me about it." ”

Zhen Lang: "Then why didn't you ask the eldest sister at that time?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "I don't ask her, that female hooligan is the most annoying, and she always uses yellow jokes to take advantage of me." ”

Zhen Lang was moved again, and the trust of the Variety Fairy in him seemed to surpass that of Su Jie. In addition to trust, there is a vague dependence, so he had to burst out of manhood and explain coaxingly: "High school is tight, college is loose, a typical pun intended." The first meaning is that the curriculum in high school is tight, and college is much easier. ”

"I know that." Shui Mi'er was even more curious: "What does the other one mean?" ”

Zhen Lang scratched his head and said with a shy face: "Another meaning is that the position between the legs of female classmates that cannot be described is very tight in high school, and very loose in college......"

"Stinky rascal!" Shui Mi'er's little face turned red, grabbed the pillow and beat Zhen Lang violently, and said angrily: "Why are these jokes on the Internet all changing tricks to hack us women, you men have nothing to do, it's not fair!" ”

"Damn, you have to listen, and after listening to it, you call me a hooligan, is it easy for me? Besides, it's also a fact.,A lot of girls were very innocent in high school.,When you go to college, you're crazy about opening a house.,On weekends,I can't live in a daily rental house.,Isn't this high school tight college loose? Zhen Lang wanted to be reasonable, as a little master of pickling girls who had risen to level 16, he suddenly realized that reasoning with a woman at this time was tantamount to looking for death, so he immediately curved to save the country: "Hehe, in fact, it's not all for girls, and the chrysanthemums of friends, it's also tight in high school, and loose in college......

Burst~~!

Shui Mi'er was about to run away, but when she heard the last sentence, she sneered.

After a while, she stopped laughing and said, "Call your cousin quickly, don't let him think about it." ”

Zhen Lang said calmly: "Don't worry, I understand this kid, I can't give him too many benefits at once, otherwise he will have to fly to the sky and don't care about the life or death of the earthlings at all." ”

Shui Mi'er was very curious: "What kind of bad idea do you have?" ”

Zhen Lang said mysteriously: "What is a crooked idea, I want him to experience the power of idols!" ”

・(To be continued.) )