A man who has become an uncle, how moisturizing will his life be?

The above question is too in-depth to answer. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Especially when you meet someone like Zhen Lang, who is sometimes extremely funny, it is difficult for you to guess the answer.

For example, on this night, Honey guessed the beginning, but didn't guess the end.

At midnight, Zhen Lang, who became the uncle, looked at her very obscenely for a while, and then said an unexpected dialogue: "Your attitude towards the uncle tonight is too arrogant, I went back to the room to think about it, don't get up so early tomorrow and go for a morning run, the uncle has to sleep lazy." ”

With that, he hurried back to his room and closed the door.

Shui Mi'er was stunned for a long time, and she didn't understand what kind of trouble the color wave was going to make.

Back in her room, Shui Mi'er laid out new sheets and bedding, and sent a WeChat message to Zhen Lang: "Uncle, are you sure we won't live together tonight?" ”

This news was like a stone sinking into the sea, and Zhen Lang did not reply at all.

The ever-changing goblin has insomnia, and tonight Zhen Lang is even more changeable than her, making her at a loss.

While she was tossing and turning, Zhen Lang was also tossing and turning.

Since agreeing with Shui Mi'er to play the plan, Zhen Lang has been waiting for the day when he will be an uncle. It can even be said that since he first developed feelings for the opposite sex in middle school, he has been looking forward to the day when he starts the role he wants to play and live a happy life.

However, when this moment really came, Zhen Lang was at a loss.

There's a term that often comes up in competitive games: rhythmic.

For example, lol, a high-end jungler may not be able to get many heads and assists, but he will definitely lead the rhythm, so that the whole team unconsciously enters a sharp rhythm and easily wins.

There is no doubt that in the love game, Shui Mier is a master of rhythm, and she can always make Zhen Lang have a rush to fly. On the other hand, Zhen Lang has not yet shown talent in this area, he does not have such a big picture, and he has no experience at all, and he can only be regarded as a top single player if he dies, and he can't bring the rhythm of the whole group.

So, when it was his turn to turn over and sing as a serf, he seemed at a loss.

Because of the dignity of a man, the idol brother was embarrassed to show his timidity in front of Shui Mi'er, and returned to the room mysteriously. At the beginning, Shui Mier said that if Zhen Lang's script was too bad, she would strike to protest, which put a lot of pressure on the idol brother. He plans to design a few scripts tonight and play them again tomorrow.

Before the script came out, Zhen Lang was already messy.

He gradually got used to sharing the bed with Shui Mier, and now that they were suddenly separated, there was a strong unaccustomation to it.

This feeling is very strong, and it makes people deeply realize what it is like to not see each other for a day.

Zhen Lang couldn't help but diverge his thinking, it was so uncomfortable just not living together for one night, and when Shui Mi'er graduated and left in the future, how would he face this life of being alone in an empty house?

It's okay not to think about it, and when he thinks about this, he can't sleep even more.

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At half past eight in the morning, Honey's eyes turned red.

She couldn't remember what time she had fallen asleep last night, and she hadn't slept until half past eight in a long time.

After getting up, she went to see Zhen Lang as soon as possible, but the door of the livestock room was locked...... It's actually locked.

Shui Mi'er felt that something was not right, and always felt that the atmosphere of the cozy cottage today was very strange.

When she finished washing up and walked out, she was startled by the sudden movement.

In Zhen Lang's room, music suddenly sounded, obviously this thing turned on the volume of the computer to the maximum, fully releasing the role of the silver rhapsody high-end speaker, and the music of his single loop was actually "Happy Birthday Song"......

At the same time, Zhen Lang opened the door, and with an expression like a domineering president, he rushed over and hugged the beautiful woman horizontally.

Shui Mi'er was at a loss: "What are you doing?" ”

Zhen Lang smiled sullenly: "What do you say I want to do?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "What time is it, don't you have two classes in the morning?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Tomorrow's exam, I won't go today." ”

Shui Mi'er was very confused: "Then why are you playing birthday songs?" ”

The idol brother was even more confused: "Can't you see what I want to do?" ”

Speaking of this, he looked enlightened: "Oh, it's because my expression is not in place, I forgot to send my blessings, wife, happy birthday." ”

Shui Mi'er was stunned: "How do you know that I am birthday today?" ”

"I have to know." Zhen Lang has the expression of a heifer sitting in a hot air balloon.

She carried Honey to the table and lifted the lid to reveal a birthday cake with 22 candles on it. Then he put down the beautiful woman and used the lighter to light the candle.

"Don't order yet." Shui Mi'er didn't know if she was too surprised or too frightened, she couldn't help but laugh and said, "Uncle, let me interview you first, when did you go to buy this cake?" ”

Zhen Lang: "This morning." ”

Honey: "That cake shop downstairs?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Yes." ”

Shui Mi'er's face collapsed: "Liar, that cake shop didn't open until nine o'clock in the morning." ”

Zhen Lang scratched his head and said with a sneer: "Okay, I booked it yesterday, and told the boss to get it at eight o'clock this morning." The uncle was not authentic, I called him for ten minutes in the morning, and he reluctantly opened the door. ”

Shui Mi'er's expression became even more weird: "If I say that my birthday is not today, will you go crazy?" ”

Zhen Lang shed tears before speaking, today he originally wanted to pretend to be strong, but he failed to pretend to be forced.

This strong feeling of pretending to fail is a huge blow to a man.

After settling down, he said weakly: "No, how can it not be today?" ”

As soon as she heard this, Shui Mi'er was furious: "You also helped me get my wallet, didn't you take the opportunity to look at my ID card?" ”

Zhen Lang said to the sky: "I deliberately didn't watch it!" ”

Shui Mi'er was even angrier: "Why don't you look at it, you don't care about me at all." ”

Zhen Lang was also angry: "Didn't I want to surprise you?" ”

"You're still reasonable, and every time you turn surprises into fright." The more she talked, the more angry she became.

"Why did I ignore it?" Zhen Lang was not happy, seeing that the happy atmosphere he wanted was completely messed up, he also said angrily: "You said that you are two months older than me, my birthday is August 8th, aren't you June 8th?" If you look at the calendar for yourself, isn't it June 8th? ”

"Big brother, what I said about 'two months' is an approximate imaginary number, okay?" Shui Mi'er was defeated by his theory, and said angrily: "My sister is just more than a month older than you, remember, my birthday is June 21st, Gemini!" ”

"You don't make it clear yourself, do you blame me?" Zhen Lang was even angrier.

"How do people know you're so stupid?" Honey is right.

"That's right, I'm just stupid, my brother has been in college for two years, and the first time I missed two compulsory classes for someone, I'm just a stupid beep!" Zhen Langniu's temper has come up, and he sits at the dining table, waving a knife and fork: "If you don't eat it, forget it, I'll eat it myself!" ”

After saying that, he munched on the cake with a big gulp, and his face was full of food, choking himself half to death.

"Eat slowly!" Shui Mi'er showed an unbearable expression and began to feel sorry for the angry uncle.

At this moment, Zhen Lang is not only an angry uncle, he is simply an angry bird, daring to smash a wild boar with a bird's head, it is completely the rhythm of fighting with his life. He put on the posture of eating the whole big cake alone, and made it clear that he wanted to eat the bitter fruit and die to death.

Seeing that Zhen Lang didn't pay attention to him at all, Shui Mi'er suddenly sat opposite him and said menacingly: "Don't think that only you will choke yourself, before you choke to death, I will support myself to death!" ”

Leaving this cruel sentence behind, she swept the cake at a faster speed.

Young people's brain circuits are often not understood by uncles and aunts.

Because of the youth.

It is precisely because of his youth that when he looks back many years later, he realizes that he had such a comical time.

Looking at the honey on his little face covered with cream, Zhen Lang felt that this girl was cute and cute, but he couldn't bear it, so he took the initiative to open the man's spacious chest: "Truce, don't eat it, let's put the facts and reason!" ”

Shui Mi'er didn't wipe her mouth, just pouted and glared at him like that: "Do you know to be reasonable now?" ”

Zhen Lang: "What kind of attitude do you have, although I am a little bit second, isn't the starting point also to make you happy?" If you don't appreciate it, it's just that, and you all kinds of complaints that I despise me, and the clay people are also angry, I can't bear it! ”

"I'm not unappreciative, I'm blaming you for turning surprises into frightens every time." Shui Mi'er was upright and gushed: "Listen, as your [Special Training Instructor], I need to remind you. Your routine is not high-end at all, and the four words self-defeating are you, which not only makes the girl not feel romantic, but also startled by you. ”

Zhen Lang was stunned: "Then what kind of routine is high-end?" ”

Shui Mier: "You have to at least find out what day my birthday is, such a casual birthday greeting, not only scary, but also makes me feel that you don't care about me at all, and you don't even remember people's birthdays." ”

"There's a point to that." Zhen Lang nodded.

"Also, in order to prepare for this surprise, you deliberately kicked me out last night, which will make people resentful. Your attempt to indulge in the past is so old-fashioned that it doesn't create a sense of surprise at all. Shui Mi'er continued to carry out ideological education at the level of pickling girls to him.

"Am I so good for nothing?" The idol brother was hit hard, as a little pickle girl who had risen to level 15, he felt that his level seemed to have dropped seriously.

"It's not useless, it's okay to have a little confidence in yourself?" Shui Mi'er sent encouragement at the critical moment: "People who really know you can still feel your heart." Although I despise you as an instructor, as your temporary wife, I am still very moved, and the stupid appearance of our uncle just now is also quite cute. ”

"yes, how cute?" Zhen Lang shamelessly sold a cute.

"It's so cute that people want to give you benefits." Shui Mi'er stood up, walked over with a graceful posture, and sat on Zhen Lang's lap, her tone and movements were full of provocativeness.

"Don't use beauty tricks, the uncle's anger hasn't disappeared yet." Zhen Lang got up arrogantly, the two of them sat on the chairs in front of the dining table, facing each other so closely, and the lower half of their bodies were closely united through their pants, this picture reminded the idol brother of the [Table War] in a certain island country art film.

"A weak woman like me, how can she please her uncle without a beauty trick?" The ever-changing goblin always takes an unusual path, bursting out of the demonic side, and suddenly grabbed a handful of cream on the cake with his backhand and applied it to Zhen Lang's neck, even near his ears.

At the moment when the idol brother was completely confused, Shui Mi'er leaned over her small mouth and licked the cream on his face, licking all the way from the earlobe to the chin, and then to the neck, the picture was too beautiful to look at......

Zhen Lang was trembling all over, always feeling that this didn't seem to be good, but there was no reason to resist.

When he felt confused about life, Honey actually got under the table, knelt on the floor and unbuttoned his pants, and then actually applied the cream to his indescribable position......

Zhen Lang trembled even more, and a confused voice echoed in his heart: "This ...... It looks like it's very strong...... Strange, how can my brother have a little shy expectation? (To be continued.) )