At this time, Tang Sanzang was moved to praise again and again, "Su Hang is really enlightening the six-armed Bodhisattva, good, good!" ”

From time to time, he nodded at the somersault cloud and Zeus's cotton, so frightened that they immediately ran away ten meters away.

"Are you a bodhisattva?" Su Hang continued to shout roughly.

The six-armed Bodhisattva's twisted face is like a bun that has just come out of the pot, and there is breath in it, but it can't be released.

"His profession is to play a bodhisattva!" Tang Sanzang suddenly shouted loudly, "He's a very good actor!" ”

"Damn! Second goods, I didn't ask you. Su Hang scolded in his heart, "What's the interruption, it's too special and uneducated!" ”

"That's right! I am a professional in playing bodhisattvas. The six-armed Bodhisattva smiled, "I'm a special actor, a bodhisattva data package, hahaha......"

The six-armed bodhisattva justified his name, the firewall was turned on again, and Su Hang chuckled in his heart, "It's over, the implantation is going to fail!" ”

"But ......" Tang Sanzang suddenly shouted again, "The Buddha said that all living beings have Buddha nature, he is so vivid, it is all living beings, so he also has Buddha nature, he is also a Bodhisattva!" ”

"I'll go!" Su Hang smiled to himself, "It's clear again so soon!" ”

When the six-armed bodhisattva heard this, he was suddenly stunned.

"You are playing a Bodhisattva, and you are a Bodhisattva, and the role is so heavy, why don't you do what a Bodhisattva should do?" Su Hang took the opportunity to choke loudly.

"What should a bodhisattva do?" The six-armed bodhisattva still had a stubborn face, his train of thought seemed to be stuck by something, and the firewall suddenly lost its effect.

Su Hang reads that he is implanting the second procedure, "The duty of a bodhisattva is to solemnize the Buddha's land, to have compassion for all sentient beings, and to purify all sentient beings......"

"Now that you are so ferocious that you have come to kill me, where is your bodhisattva compassion?" Su Hang continued to strike while the iron was hot.

The six-armed bodhisattva began to implant the third program: "Where is the compassion of the bodhisattva?" ”

"Oops! This Su Hang has wisdom and benevolence, his trick is called a stick to drink, to beat the six-armed Bodhisattva, let him sober, usually I don't dare to do this to the Bodhisattva! Tang Sanzang praised again and again, and looked left and right, Wangcai, somersault cloud and Zeus cotton immediately ran more than ten meters.

Su Hang took the shield, and the six-armed bodhisattva seemed to freeze, his expression was dull, this was still implanting various programs to activate shame, and his firewall completely collapsed.

Finally, five minutes later, he suddenly fell to his knees, dropped all his weapons, and held his round head with six hands at the same time, suddenly like a bud about to bloom.

The six-armed bodhisattva cried, and it started with the rhythm of howling and weeping at the beginning!

"His confession is like the Yellow River bursting its banks, out of control!" Tang Sanzang let out a long sigh, "Hey! What a painful realization. ”

Su Hang knew that the six-armed Bodhisattva had fallen into deep shame, and he didn't feel that his face was complacent.

At this time, he was also secretly walking behind him, slowly raising the golden hoop stick, and sighed in his heart, "Although you are in pain now, I still want to kill you, if you don't kill you, maybe you will catch up and kill me again." ...... Thankfully, though, you're just a packet, and it feels like I'm killing you like deleting a paragraph. ...... Definitely about the same! ”

Su Hang had already raised the golden hoop stick and was about to smash it down, when suddenly he was wearing a crooked hoop on his head, but when he heard him scream in pain, he fell to the ground and kept rolling.

...... Tang Sanzang finally recited the mantra.

Wangcai was really smart, and immediately found that it was Tang Sanzang who made it bad, so it quickly rushed towards Tang Sanzang, but unexpectedly, when it reached a distance of three meters, it stopped, did not dare to rush up and bite, and stood in place and screamed angrily.

Seeing the situation, Tang Sanzang finally stopped chanting the mantra and smiled at Wangcai, "It turns out that you are not only a good actor, but also a good dog who protects the master, praise to you!" Don't worry, I'm not trying to hurt Su Hang, but not letting him hurt the Bodhisattva. ”

After Tang Sanzang finished speaking, Wangcai stopped calling.

At this time, Su Hang had already fainted in pain, and Tang Sanzang began to walk towards him and the six-armed Bodhisattva.

The six-armed bodhisattva didn't even notice what was happening behind him, and he was still intently immersed in shame.

"Hey! A handful of snot and a handful of tears, where is it still like a bodhisattva! Tang Sanzang complained as he walked, "It's so cruel to my heart!" ”

Su Hang woke up in a daze, and when he opened his eyes, he felt that the world was spinning, and he wanted to vomit, so he had to continue to close his eyes and recuperate.

He had already guessed that it was Tang Sanzang's ghost, and scolded in his mouth, "Trick me into wearing a tight spell, just like when I deceived Sun Wukong, look at you as an honest peasant, but you are a profiteer in your bones, I can't beat you!" You wait...... You're going to be beaten worse than the scene of a car accident. ”

"Oops! You lie down and rest, usually Wukong has to lie down for thirty minutes after being spelled by me before he can barely stand up. Don't rush to flatten me, or you will scare me, and if you repeat the incantation, you will lose more than you gain. Tang Sanzang actually comforted and threatened Su Hang, and at the same time apologized, "I'm really sorry to make you miserable!" ”

Su Hang scolded in his mouth, "The worst person is a person like you who can't see bad on your face, no wonder I don't feel like a match when I see you...... I can't spare you, wait for me. ”

"It's not as good as a salted fish lying down, and it's still so windy on the mouth, it does have the charm of Wukong!" Tang Sanzang continued, "You still lie down and rest, I'll go to comfort and comfort the six-armed Bodhisattva, he needs me more than you now." ”

"Get out!" Su Hang scolded fiercely, "Who the needs you, you plague god." ”

"What a coincidence! Wukong and Bajie both scolded me like that. Tang Sanzang remembered Sun Wukong for two seconds, "Hey! I'm missing Goku again. ”

......

"Bodhisattva, crying beyond recognition, loss of solemnity, wipe it quickly!" Tang Sanzang handed over a bundle of toilet paper.

The Bodhisattva took it and looked at it listlessly, still continuing to cry, and then returned the toilet paper to Tang Sanzang, but he took out a dozen baby-specific facial tissues from his underwear butt pocket.

"I'm completely low! It turns out that the Bodhisattva uses this kind of paper, and the Bodhisattva's underwear is not underwear, just like underwear!

Tang Sanzang blushed with embarrassment, "Next time, I'll also prepare some of this kind of high-grade facial tissue...... This time it really made you laugh! ”

The six-armed bodhisattva wiped away his tears, blew his nose loudly, and then slowly stood up, "I'm so ashamed! ”

"Damn! You stand up six meters tall, but you look crying, this style of painting...... My heart really can't stand the bird, so let's sit down and talk! ”

The six-armed bodhisattva sat down again.

"Ahh It feels more harmonious...... Bodhisattva, do you remember? Tang Sanzang said in a tone of remembrance of friendship, "There were several sincere ideals in front of us, we hesitated for a long time, thought for a long time, and finally decided to choose one for each and cherish it for a lifetime!" ”

"It's a pity! The years have made people, and you and I have been laid off! It was like waking up from a dream and catching a glimpse of the harsh reality, and I lost it in a panic. The six-armed bodhisattva felt that his shame was being cracked by Tang Sanzang.

"Later, we lived in a state of confusion, living like years."

"To this day, I finally regret it!"

Su Hang listened to the fleshy dialogue between the two of them, and his mood was so disgusted that he collapsed, and even Wangcai's expression was constipated.

"There is nothing more painful in the world than this." Tang Sanzang continued to sensationalize, "You should be ashamed, I will raise my hands and feet to support." You are also lucky to be ashamed, because there are more people and gods in this world who have not had the opportunity to be ashamed of giving up their ideals, so I must congratulate you again! ”

"Your words are like a sharp sword that pierces my heart and releases bruises."

"Do you suddenly feel that the blood circulation has been dissolved? So you want to say ......"

"If God could give me a chance to do it all over again, I would say three words to that ideal."

"What three words?"

"Don't give up!"

"Oh! But these three words can't fully express your mood at the moment, so you still want to say ......"

"If I had to put a deadline on this insistence, I would like it to be...... Forever! ”

"Ahh Don't go forever, won't you never be able to achieve your ideals? It's so sad! ”

"Then ...... This life, this life! ”

"Okay, enough!" Tang Sanzang held the six-armed Bodhisattva's hand tightly and said with tears in his eyes, "Bodhisattva, welcome back!" ”

The six-armed bodhisattva nodded firmly with tears in his eyes, and his shame stopped completely.

"Get out~~~·!" Su Hang suddenly let out a roar that was exhausted, "Roll as far as you want, you two stinking and shameless drama spirits who are worse than shit." ”

"The isn't as disgusting as you think, okay!" Tang San

Hide with a look of disdain.

"Then you go eat~!"

"I'm not a dog."

Wangcai was stunned when he heard this.

Su Hang was angry not only because of their disgusting dialogue, but also because Tang Sanzang completely cracked the shame of the six-armed bodhisattva and shattered his own plan, which made him feel a huge frustration, "I will actually lose to a false god!" ”

"Hey! This Su Hang's problem is no less than that of Sun Wukong, and his ability is no worse than him, you have escaped death in the hands of Sun Wukong n many times, but this time you have to risk your life to pass with him, isn't it too self-conscious? The six-armed bodhisattva cared about Tang Sanzang, "Lao Tie, I'm really worried about you!" ”

"Hey! I am a person who can resist anything, but I can't resist the temptation to educate young people. ”

"You really look like you have the charm of the past." The six-armed bodhisattva patted Tang Sanzang's shoulder and praised.

"How?"

"Professional!"

At this time, Tang Sanzang's eyes flashed with the light of an entrepreneur.

"Daxian, at this moment, you must have a deeper understanding of 'Er', right?" Su Hang was dizzy and complained to the silent immortal.

In a place full of shadows, the silent immortal's trance-like body seems to be sitting still, which is really a kind of performance art that expresses speechlessness!

After sending off the six-armed bodhisattva, Tang Sanzang came to Su Hang's side, at this time Su Hang was still in a dizzy state, with hatred in his heart, but he was unable to vent.

"Awesome! This hoop has become more delicate after shrinking, and it can also be automatically adjusted according to your congenital tortuous head circumference, and it is attached as if it grew out of meat, you are really blessed than Wukong, and it is a good time to use such a good thing! As soon as Tang Sanzang came up, he made Su Hang Wo Huo's words, "Wukong's size back then was too poor, not to mention the front and back light, the left is wide and the right is narrow, and it is particularly heavy when he wears it, and he has been insomnia all night since he put it on, which has hurt me, Bajie and Sha Seng, oh! There is also a white dragon horse followed by insomnia, and those days were really tormenting. ”

"You second goods, you can see clearly, it is it that strangled my head out of shape, not my head circumference." Su Hang wanted to cry without tears.

"Oops! ...... So cruel! ...... I know a blacksmith who is beautifully crafted, reasonably priced, and undeceived. Back then, I wanted him to change the hoop for Wukong, and even the price was negotiated, but I didn't want Sister Guanyin to disagree later, and I also owed the blacksmith a favor. Otherwise, I'll introduce you! In this way, firstly, you can wear it more comfortably, and secondly, I can also return the favor to him, which is really the best of both worlds! ”

Su Hang suddenly felt creepy when he heard this, "Could it be that this Tang San is hiding in the play?" "Tang Sanzang, this is not acting, why are you talking like that?" Su Hang lay on the ground and shouted dizzily.

"You forgot? Our profession is originally an actor! This is an occupational disease. Tang Sanzang smiled, "What's more, what is acting?" Is it called acting with a script in front of the camera? ”

"Second goods, what do you mean?" Su Hang continued to shout.

"It's all drama in and out of the play, aren't you acting all the way?"

"Damn!"

"What I want to play now is a guide for you, just like the guide who played Wukong, Bajie and Sha Seng back then, you must devote yourself wholeheartedly."

"Second goods, who wants you to play my guide?" Su Hang scolded loudly.

"Don't be angry, anger hurts your liver. I'm a professional guide, which may seem incredible to you, but I think it's so ordinary, Amitabha! ”

"it~! Who allowed you to play my guide? It's incredible, it's just a matter of anger and resentment. ”

"Don't be angry, anger hurts your liver. It's not a question of whether you allow it or not, just like your parents gave birth to you without your consent, and sometimes your opinion doesn't matter at all. ”

"This? What logic? If you talk about my parents again, I promise to make your limbs tremble and your mouth foam. ”

"Don't be angry, anger hurts your liver. I mean, a lot of things are involuntary, obviously you activated this story, and I was forced to play it, of course, I have to thank you for giving me this opportunity to re-employ. ”

"I'll go!" Su Hang sat up with support, his head was still dizzy, but the hoops had been loosened a little, "How can I say that I activated it?" ”

"You're here; Then a god also came here; Then he told us to kill you; Then, although I did not want to kill you, I wanted you to get out of here as soon as possible and restore peace to this place, so I began to look for you; Then I found this golden hoop and the mantra in the white sand; Then I got the somersault cloud; Then, somersault clouds brought me to you; Then, I found out that you are very similar to Wukong and Bajie; Then, it dawned on me about my new job...... Do you understand? ”

"Huh-" Su Hang exhaled, he was even more dizzy by Tang Sanzang's words, but he knew in his heart that what he said was a very reasonable procedure, but he was not convinced, and continued to shout, "Get out~~~!" ”

"Don't be angry, anger hurts your liver."

"Damn! If you say it again, I'll cut off your liver and stew it to replenish my liver!" ”

"Hey! You're so angry. Although I am familiar with playing this role, but it is very hard, in this play, I want to fully show the ups and downs of a middle-aged uncle who is disliked by you, indomitable, and finally move you and stimulate your strong self-motivation. Whether it is in the eyes, or the expression, or even the movements, behavior, I have to act in the slightest, into the wood, especially every time I chant the mantra, the heart is like a knife, better than your pain is very, it is not easy, so I hope you are polite to me! Amitabha! ”

"Stop, stop~~~!" Su Hang picked up his hands and slapped the ground hard, shouting loudly, "Get out~~!" How far to roll how far. ”

"Oops! Your words, Wukong also shouted hoarsely back then. Just now, your voice reminded me of many warm pasts! Tang Sanzang continued to say without changing his face, "However, don't be angry, angry

Hurts the liver. I was scolded by Wukong back then, and I didn't know how to deal with it at first, but then I got used to being scolded, so I had a lot of experience and had a way to resolve it. ”

"Whew—what's the solution?" Su Hang sighed helplessly.

"Four words, ignore them!"

Su Hang suddenly fell to the ground after hearing this, "I'm really poor on words now, let me download some dirty words to scold you." ”

After Su Hang finished speaking, he really began to download swear words from the space of the ocean of consciousness, and then began to ...... in his mouth

After scolding for five minutes, he found that Tang Sanzang's face still did not change, and the more he tossed, the more annoying his heart became, the more painful his head became, and that's it.

"Su Hang, you scolded so much in one breath, but I found that some words are too modern, and some words are postmodern, which are beyond my understanding, you will be okay later, can you explain it to me?" After Tang Sanzang was scolded, he actually said this, Su Hang was really speechless, and he didn't bother to pay attention to him.

......

Half an hour later, Su Hang finally recovered, he sat up, looked at Tang Sanzang coldly, and scolded in his mouth, "Stinky shit!" ”

When Wangcai heard it, his expression suddenly lit up.

Tang Sanzang just looked at his nose and nose, stood ten meters away with his hands folded, his face was kind, and from time to time a sentence of Nanwu Amitabha Buddha burst out of his mouth.

Su Hang crossed his legs and entered deep meditation, he was looking for a silent immortal to help him untie the hoops, "Fortunately, Lao Tzu is luckier than Sun Wukong, and there is a super boss as the backstage." ”

......

"I can't help you!" Su Hang didn't expect that he had just finished his request, and the silent immortal immediately refused.

"Stop teasing me! How could you not help me? ”

"This Tang Sanzang is right, it was you who activated the story with him."

"Holy! Daxian, I can't be convinced when you say that! Obviously, you asked me to come to the Consciousness Ocean Black Universe Ghost, how can I say that I activated this story myself? It's far-fetched. ”

"It's one thing for me to let you come to the Dark Universe Ghost, it's another thing for you to involve Tang Sanzang."

"I'll go! How can I recruit him to provoke him? Obviously, he himself sat in a somersault cloud and came to me to be a drama spirit. ”

"It's right that he came by himself, but if he sends you a tight hoop, won't you be fine if you don't take it? But you took it, so it's a causal entanglement between you and him! …... If you hadn't accepted the hoops in the first place, you wouldn't have these stories. ”

"Don't talk about everything, okay? I don't have a relationship with him, as long as you untie me and understand. ”

"To tell you the truth, I can't solve it, and when your chaotic qi is upgraded, it will naturally be lifted."

"What?! Waiting for the Chaos to escalate? ...... Go! You can't solve it? I can't believe it! ”

"Believe it or not! And I think that his trip to you will only be of great benefit to you, and there will be no disadvantage of mung beans. ”

"I almost got killed by his spell, and said it didn't have the same harm as a mung bean?"

"Do you want to upgrade the Chaos Qi?"

"Ugh! …... Does this have anything to do with him? "Su Hang is in the trap again.

"I've done the math, he can help you level up the aura of chaos."

"Really?"

"Believe it or not

Do you believe that there is a certain number in the dark? ”

Su Hang definitely couldn't bear this hint, he thought about his strange experience, and sure enough, he immediately complied, "You can't believe it!" ”

"And this Tang Sanzang is a collection of data packages of various literary and film and television works of "Journey to the West", the connotation is very rich, and it is quite professional to take apprentices, you see that his three apprentices have become ...... to defeat the Buddha respectively."

"Stop, stop!" Su Hang complained, "Those are all stories made up by human beings, how can they be taken seriously?" ”

"Even if it's apocryphal, it condenses the essence of human thought! Therefore, Tang Sanzang's apprentices are definitely professional. ”

"Go! Even so, he's just a packet! How can I be my master? ”

"And what are you?"

"I ......" Su Hang remembered at this time, "I am a personality, a thinking model, and a data package!" ...... That's not right! Isn't my consciousness already in the fourth dimension? Isn't there a sense of God? How to ......"

"Don't think that if you are a god, you can forget your roots. To tell you the truth, the divine consciousness is just a packet, the divine body is just a packet, all the gods are just packets, and even me is just a packet...... Did it dawn on you? ”

"Wow, senior! You're sure it's one set, I have to suddenly realize! ”

"So Tang Sanzang is fully qualified to guide you."

Su Hang completely accepted the hint, and he seemed to have been implanted with values by the Silent Immortal again.

"Remember the Earth movie Star Wars?"

"It's old."

"Every Jedi has a mentor."

"Yes!"

"You are like a Jedi now, and Tang Sanzang is your mentor."

What a dissonance to this analogy! ...... But what are you to me? ”

"Boss."

"Oh! That's right, you're the boss! Although Su Hang felt a little lost, he still accepted it immediately, because it seemed to be a fact.

"Let's follow Tang Sanzang for a while! Maybe he can really turn you into a popular male god who has swept thousands of girls. ”

This sentence is simply a killer weapon against Su Hang, he can't bear it, but he still asks, "If I am so attractive, will I be sorry for Ning?" ”

"Nope! You're just attractive, not a mess. ”

"That's right! Your words made me pause, the pursuit of personal charm is the motivation for everyone's life. ”

"Be respectful of this Tang Sanzang, he will surprise you, remember, he will surprise you, surprise you!"

In this way, Su Hang was implanted by the silent immortal with a hint of his favor towards Tang Sanzang, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

......

After talking to the silent immortal, Su Hang opened his eyes and said with a smile to Tang Sanzang, who was ten meters away, "I have seriously reflected on it, Master Tang's thoughts and wisdom can really compete with the sun and the moon." ”

"Oh!" Tang Sanzang was frightened by Su Hang's abrupt words, and unconsciously complained, "The moment you opened your mouth, I was already discolored, but at this moment, I saw that you really had the potential to be a second goods." ”