Su Hang is passing through the birth gate of the cosmic ghost......

"I'm in good luck today, this is the twenty-third, and after cleaning this up, I'll call it a day. The work is seriously over-regulated, the body is overdrawn, it is easy to be anxious, and it is easy to get cancer when you are anxious! ”

"Woohoo?" Wangcai complained, "God can get cancer too?" ”

"You're going to get malware! Cancer is malicious programs, and of course God will get cancer, but God can crack it. ”

"Wangwang.... Woohoo! Wangcai said, "You robbed Zeus's cotton and didn't use it much, or we will ride it today to find a town to have some fun, be happy, and cure all diseases!" ”

"I'll go! You're looking for fun, right? If you don't seduce a female dog for a few days, you feel like you're a male dog for nothing? ”

"Woohoo woop." Wangcai said, "Bloody mouth spews dogs." ”

"Go! I've read your YY, you dog, capsized in the gutter sooner or later, I've never seen you so cheap! ”

"Whew~~!" Wangcai shouted, "It's really boring to live!" ”

Suddenly, Su Hang looked to the left, "I can't see it now, it's still nine kilometers away from here, the speed is as fast as a missile, Wangcai, you can pretend to be dead!" ”

With a thud, Wangcai fell on the spot.

Su Hang looked at Wangcai lying quietly on the ground, his eyes suddenly moistened, "Follow me, not to mention the danger, you have to play a dead dog every day, it's hard for you!" ...... I'll definitely find you a beautiful partner in the future. ”

Tang Sanzang sat motionless on the somersault cloud with the golden hoop stick, and his gums were exposed, his eyes were protruding, and his scalp was put back ...... complained in his heart, "Back then, Wukong rode a somersault cloud to come and go in the play, it was really not easy!" When Wu Chengen conceived "Journey to the West", he really ignored his feelings. ”

"It's coming!" Su Hang had just finished darkening the cloud brain of the last cosmic ghost today, and the somersault cloud stopped just five hundred meters away.

Suddenly, Zeus's cotton was about to move, so he was not excited, Su Hang saw it in his heart, "Second goods, I have met the same kind, let's go!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the cotton swooped to the edge of the somersault cloud, and the somersault cloud and it suddenly appeared a blush.

Su Hang understood what was going on at a glance, and his inspiration was sudden, and he immediately used his divine sense to write a couplet in the void on the side of them, but when he saw the golden words shining, they were arranged in turn, "Shanglian: gravity outside the heart; Downlink: intracardiac opposites attract; Horizontal Phi: Nowhere to hide. ”

After writing the couplet, I was also moved, "I am really a romantic genius in Yushu!" ”

Tang Sanzang walked down the somersault cloud in a daze, used the golden hoop stick as a crutch, glanced at the couplet listlessly, and couldn't help but admire, "It's very Wukong's charm back then!" And it's not just Goku's verve...... The combination of these two verves makes me more and more relatable. ”

He glanced five hundred meters away

Su Hang continued to admire, "This thing is standing in that hanging, and it also has the charm of Wukong!" But his heart is clearly ...... I didn't expect my fate with him to be so deep! ”

…...

"This product has a second-class aura all over its body, and it is really a big challenge!" Tang Sanzang complained heartily as he walked towards Su Hang.

Su Hang is interpreting his thoughts, and of course he has to complain, "I'll go, dare to say that I'm a second goods." I didn't expect Tang Sanzang to come and kill me! ...... No, this thing doesn't have murderous intentions today, but has a kind message, isn't he here to kill me?! ”

Tang Sanzang was already fifty meters away, and the divine hand said hello.

Su Hang stood still, still unable to read any murderous intent on him, and sighed unconsciously, "Sure enough, the professional is a good person!" ”

"Master Liu!" Tang Sanzang had already come to Su Hang and saluted; Then, he began to grope in his arms, "Why is it gone!" ”

Su Hang didn't dare to be careless, and read coldly what he wanted to do.

"Ahh It must have fallen on the somersault cloud, wait a minute! Tang Sanzang's tone was kind; Then, he turned around and called, "Doudou, come up and down." ”

As soon as the words fell, the somersault cloud arrived.

"Sure enough, it's here!" Tang Sanzang picked up the golden shackle from the back of the somersault cloud, and the somersault cloud swished back to Zeus's cotton.

"Here you go!" Tang Sanzang handed the hoop to Su Hang.

"Why should I take it?"

"Why don't you pick it up?"

"Why do you want to pick it up?"

"Why don't you pick it up?"

Su Hang looked at Tang Sanzang who was smiling coldly, and said disdainfully, "I just won't answer." ”

Tang Sanzang had no choice but to withdraw the hand holding the hoop, Su Hang only read that Tang Sanzang wanted to give the hoop to himself, but he couldn't read his motives, and he complained, "Could it be that he really doesn't have any motives, just for me?" ”

In fact, many of Tang Sanzang's key ideas were encrypted by the Silent Great Immortal, and Su Hang Natural Mao did not read them.

"Here you go!" After Tang Sanzang withdrew his hand holding the tight hoop, he immediately stretched out the hand holding the golden hoop stick, and Su Hang still couldn't read his motives.

Su Hang looked at the golden hoop stick and was a little moved, and finally took it, "For me?" ”

"Yes!"

"Thank you! This one was collected. ”

"Here you go!" Tang Sanzang stretched out his hand holding the tight hoop again, and Su Hang frowned, "Don't do this!" ”

"This is a divine thing, not a mortal thing!"

Su Hang began to read the information of the hoop, and was amazed, "It's really advanced!" Definitely not something from the ocean of consciousness...... But why give it to me? ”

"Wukong was hacked by God, and then he was split by the heavens, but

Thankfully, he finally came to his senses! ”

"Oh! What did he realize? ”

"Put it down!"

"Oh! What's the matter with me? ”

"Your heart is mad, and there is no one in your eyes."

"What's the matter with you?"

"You, like Goku, make me feel dear!"

"What?"

"He is a very stylish male monkey, you are a very stylish male god, you are both so stylish, you are so outstanding everywhere!"

"That's right! ...... But what are you talking about? ”

"Golden hoop sticks, tight hoops, and somersault clouds are must-haves for wind pullers, and it is a pity not to have them to set off!"

"Go! Hello two. Su Hang smiled, but he was still moved, took the hoop and looked at it carefully, and suddenly, he saw a golden word, "The hoop is outside the world, and when you wear it on your head, there is no obstacle to the fans!" ”

"Yay! Sure enough, it weighs my heart. As soon as Su Hang was happy, he put the hoop on his head, and then smiled at Tang Sanzang, "You came all the way to send me these?" ”

"Not exactly!"

"Oh! What else? ”

"I don't know yet!"

"Ugh!" Su Hang looked at Tang Sanzang with strange eyes, "What do you mean?" ”

"Take one step at a time, why bother thinking about it, I will naturally know when it is time for me to do something."

Su Hang read Tang Sanzang's thoughts again, and found that it was indeed as he said, and he sighed again, "You are as simple as a blank piece of paper, urine!" ”

"I have been meticulous in playing Tang Sanzang for hundreds of years, and playing Shan Cun is a housekeeping skill!"

"Alright! Since you don't know what you're going to do when you stay, why don't you come back when you know what you're going to do! ”

"No!"

"And why?"

"I don't want to go."

"Go! Disgusting answer, whatever you want, then I'm leaving! Su Hang said, "However, I can warn you, don't follow me, otherwise don't blame me for letting the dog bite you." ”

Tang Sanzang didn't say a word, and looked at Su Hang with a smile, Su Hang suddenly felt that he was talking to him a little too much, and avoided his gaze, "I can't stand this kind of loving eyes that are staring at me the most...... Wangcai, let's go! ”

Wangcai immediately got up and caught up with Suzhou and Hangzhou.

"Woohoo .....!" Wangcai said, "What is he going to do with him?" I never bite! ”

"Go!" Su Hang complained, "This Tang Sanzang is weird, and he doesn't fall in love with me." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Su Hang suddenly stopped and complained, "Wangcai, you can continue to pretend to be dead!" ”

Wangcai fell to the ground with a thud.

"This dog is really a very professional actor!" Tang Sanzang said with sincere appreciation.

In the blink of an eye, a large cloud had fallen 100 meters in front of Suzhou and Hangzhou.

"! These two days are either small cotton or somersault clouds, or the boss marshmallow. Su Hang had already read that the strength of this big cloud was amazing, stronger than the quotation marks Zeus, but he still said with a disdainful face, "Although the enemy is getting stronger and stronger, as long as it does not exceed my strength, it will make me excited, hahaha......!" ”

The large cloud slowly condensed into a human form, and gradually became clear and colored.

"Oh! It turned out to be a bodhisattva! Tang Sanzang complained, "The Bodhisattva is also murderous, good, good!" ”

"You're good, you're a ghost!" A six-armed handsome man with a two-foot height, a delicate mustache, a pair of white underwear, and a thin gauze was a hundred meters away and complained loudly, "Tang Sanzang, I thought you were kind-hearted and would be a good old man who adhered to his original intention, but I didn't expect you to want to compete for the place of this true god, and you actually ran ahead of me, it seems that you are really a sanctimonious pseudo-monk!" I misread you. ”

"Bodhisattva, you misunderstood me, I didn't come to kill Lord Liu, but to send him something." Tang Sanzang explained, "I am still a good person, and I have never wavered from beginning to end, Amitabha! ”

"Go!" Su Hang looked disdainful.

This six-armed bodhisattva saw Su Hang holding the golden hoop stick in one hand, wearing a tight hoop on his head, and the hoop was also worn crookedly, one hand crossed his waist, one leg was straight, one leg was bent, his face was facing him, he looked up slightly, looked at the sky for a while, looked at him for a while, and sighed unconsciously, "This rebellious shape is indeed very smelly of that dead monkey." ”

"Ugh!" Su Hang was not very happy when he heard it, "Lao Tzu has never worshiped Sun Wukong. ”

"I know you worship the Eight Precepts." Tang Sanzang smiled again.

"I'll go! I look like Monkey King on the outside, but I have a pig in my heart, and I have been covering it up for 22 years, and I am finally seen by someone! Su Hang's heart suddenly mixed with sadness and joy, "I am worthy of being the master of Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong, and only he can see that I am a combination of their personalities!" ”

Tang Sanzang smiled and nodded at Su Hang, who avoided his gaze again.

"It turns out that the root of these two goods and two is in Zhu Bajie!" The silent fairy complained in a shadowy place, "No wonder he is greedy and lustful!" ”

"What nonsense are you two talking about!" The six-armed bodhisattva complained, "Su Hang, do you do it yourself or do I do it?" ”

"What hands?"

"Kill you."

"You think you're tall and mighty, and you have six arms to justify wearing a pair of underwear to kill people? It's too special and unprofessional, isn't it? ”

The six-armed bodhisattva's face was twisted, and he didn't understand the meaning of his words for a while, and he was still pondering there.

"He's just poor-mouthed, and this sentence has no special meaning." Tang Sanzang suddenly helped to explain, "Bodhisattva doesn't need to worry too much. ”

"Oh!" The Six-Armed Bodhisattva nodded, "I see! ”

"Go! I have to explain to others that this IQ is too low. Su Hang looked disdainful.

"Su Hang, you don't know!" Tang Sanzang explained, "Bodhisattva, the role is noble, Chrysostom is less open, and the lines are very condensed, usually just one word or one sentence, so the communication is often not as rich as ours, and the understanding is often not as good as ours, so when communicating, you have to be more considerate and considerate of him." ”

"What golden mouth is rarely opened, it is often not opened, just standing, what is the solemn appearance of the law, and the ...... of the loving eyes of all beings" The six-armed Bodhisattva complained.

"You are a bodhisattva, the role is a senior leader, of course you have to talk less." Tang Sanzang comforted, "Your words are very likely to cause the people below to be in a hurry. ”

"Go, go, go! Tang Sanzang, you are endless, what a high-level, tall fart~! I'm just sitting there every day, collecting incense from people and telling fortunes, and now I'm laid off, will the top brass be laid off? Even if you are laid off, will you be so depressed~? Which high-level is not the same as usual beauty after being laid off? ”

"Calm down! You are a bodhisattva, you can't get angry and be unprofessional! ”

"Go, go, go! I can't talk to you. Since you're not here to kill Su Hang, get out of the way, don't stand in the way of Lao Tzu's ascension. ”

"What kind of bodhisattva are you?" Su Hang couldn't help but complain, "A mortal is cheesy." ”

"He wasn't a true bodhisattva in the first place, just a packet of information about a bodhisattva created by humans." Tang Sanzang explained, "It's a stand-in, and you don't need to be serious." ”

"When people speak, you interject on the side, and you still chant Buddha every day, didn't the Buddha teach you to educate?" Su Hang squirted, "Take care of your mouth first!" ”

"Master Liu Shizhu has taught me a lot, thank you! Amitabha. ”

"Go!" The six arms of the six-armed bodhisattva shook, and a weapon appeared on each hand.

"It's all modern weapons!" Su Hang complained.

Su Hang had been reading the message of this six-armed bodhisattva, and he found the six-armed

The Bodhisattva is completely different from Zeus and other gods, and does not have the arrogance of those quotation mark gods, and the main program is the solemnity and compassion of the Bodhisattva, which made him really not know how to hack him at first.

"If the main program in his packet is solemnity and compassion, why would he kill me?" Su Hang couldn't find an answer for a while, but after this communication, he finally discovered the loophole of the six-armed bodhisattva.

"It turned out that this six-armed bodhisattva had lost the support of human beings, and seeing the declining of the gods, he was infected by the atmosphere and gradually implanted himself with an anxious program, which is why he did something that violated the main program...... But this deviation from the main program will certainly be corrected, and the day of correction must be filled with pain, chagrin, and shame. Su Hang smiled in his heart, "There is a way!" I'm going to plunge you deep into the black hole of shame. ”

The six-armed bodhisattva had already launched an attack, submachine guns, bazookas, machine guns, laser guns and electromagnetic guns were all used, Su Hang had no choice but to raise a boss shield, and the fierce fire turned the surface of the shield into a raging fireball.

Tang Sanzang, Wangcai, somersault cloud, and Zeus cotton all ran out of two hundred meters and stood together to watch the battle.

"It's spectacular!" Tang Sanzang praised.

"Woohoo!"

"It's evenly matched!"

"Woohoo!"

......

After a while, the six-armed bodhisattva began to spit flames again, and the powerful attack power made Su Hang feel quite difficult.

With the addition of this flame, the diameter of the fireball outside the shield doubled to ten meters, making the scene quite spectacular, and the sound of crackling flames could be heard.

Tang Sanzang couldn't help but applaud and praise, "It's really beautiful!" ”

Su Hang heard it clearly, and scolded on his lips, "It's really a big deal to watch the excitement!" ”

Su Hang began to use the chaotic qi to write a program to activate shame in the space near the six-armed bodhisattva, and probably wrote the following:

"The duty of a bodhisattva is to solemnize the Buddha's land, to have compassion for all sentient beings, and to purify all sentient beings ......"

"Bodhisattvas must not kill, do not be greedy, otherwise they will destroy the dignity of the Buddha's land......"

"Where is the compassion of the bodhisattva?"

"Where is the majesty of the Bodhisattva?"

"How can a bodhisattva fall?"

...... Su Hang finished writing the programs used to activate the six-armed bodhisattva's shame, and copied tens of thousands of these programs in the space around the six-armed bodhisattva, and was proud in his heart, "Now you have the program I wrote in your breath, see where you are fleeing?" ”

The six-armed bodhisattva was naturally unable to detect these programs encrypted by the chaotic qi, and he continued to increase his firepower to attack Su Hang single-mindedly.

"Don't think that you have as many hands as cockroach legs, you can be called Xiaoqiang!" Su Hang already had a detailed plan in his heart, "Wait until I collapse your firewall and let these programs be happily implanted, see if you can still be strong?" ”

Then I heard him shout, "Bodhisattva, take a break!" You must be tired and thirsty after spewing so much fire, right? ”

"Oops! This Su Hang is so merciful, and he is so loving to the enemy! When Tang Sanzang heard it, he immediately praised it.

Wangcai was on the side, and the expression on his face was very weird.

The six-armed Bodhisattva bird did not bird Su Hang, continued to breathe fire, continued to fire, Su Hang also felt more and more pressure, but listened to him continue to shout, "You are a Bodhisattva!" You are a bodhisattva! You are a bodhisattva! You are a bodhisattva! .......”

Su Hang kept shouting this sentence, and at first the six-armed Bodhisattva ignored him, but when Su Hang shouted it for the one hundred and seventh time, he finally stopped breathing fire, "You TM keep shouting this, it's so monotonous!" Lao Tzu is not a real Bodhisattva, Lao Tzu is just a stand-in for a Bodhisattva created by human beings, an information packet. ”

After the six-armed bodhisattva finished speaking, he wanted to continue to breathe fire, but at this time, Su Hang took the lead and shouted, "You are not a bodhisattva." You are not a bodhisattva. You are not a bodhisattva. You're not a bodhisattva......"

As a result, the six-armed bodhisattva did not continue to breathe fire, but stared at Su Hang fiercely, and when Su Hang shouted for the thirty-fifth time, he finally shouted, "You keep shouting this, what do you want to express?" ”

"Yes! What exactly does Su Hang want to express? Su Hang shouted loudly, and the six-armed Bodhisattva spoke loudly, Tang Sanzang heard it, and he was not curious.

Wangcai's expression was always weird.

Tang Sanzang also noticed it, and unconsciously complained to Wangcai, "I've never seen a dog have such an underwhelming expression, it's really not good, I advise you to change your face!" ”

Wangcai looked disdainful.

"I just have a question, are you a bodhisattva?" Su Hang asked loudly, "Although you are just an information package, but whether you are a bodhisattva or not, can't a bodhisattva be a data package?" ”

"How many questions does a dying man ask?" The six-armed bodhisattva was clearly impatient.

"If I don't figure it out, I won't be blind!"

"I only care if you die, I don't care if you look at it or not."

"Wangcai, don't you think that greeting from Suzhou and Hangzhou is educational?" Tang Sanzang asked Wangcai, Wangcai continued with a strange expression, no bird him.

Tang Sanzang shook his head, "I have always only had the urge to be flattened, and today I realized what is the impulse of a flattened person, thank you for making me feel it, Amitabha!" ”

Wangcai is still a bird, and he is not a bird.

Six-armed Bodhisattva Succession

Continued to spray flames to attack Su Hang, which made Su Hang suddenly remember the kang he slept on when he was a child, but today, the temperature behind the shield is obviously enough to roast meat on the kang.

"I'm getting hot!" Suzhou and Hangzhou complained; Then, he continued to shout, "Are you a bodhisattva or not?" Are you a bodhisattva? Are you a bodhisattva? Are you a bodhisattva? ......”

This time, when the fiftieth time came, the six-armed bodhisattva stopped breathing fire, but the weapon in his hand continued to fight.

But he glared angrily and asked, "What the hell are you going to do?" ”

Su Hang replied loudly, "If you don't ask clearly, I won't be blind." ”

"Su Hang is so persistent!" Tang Sanzang shook his head and praised, "However, his words are really educational!" ”

Wangcai looked at Tang Sanzang at this time, his eyes showing disgust.

"Don't look at me like that, don't be annoyed with me!" Tang Sanzang immediately explained to Wangcai, "The Buddha said that all living beings have Buddha nature, although the six-armed Bodhisattva is just a data package, but it is full of emotions, and it may be barely one of the sentient beings, so it also has Buddha nature, so Su Hang is really awakening the Buddha nature of the six-armed Bodhisattva, what a merit!" ”

Wangcai listened and showed an expression that life was worse than death, and immediately ran away from Tang Sanzang for more than ten meters to continue to watch the battle.

"Hey! Although this dog's acting skills are good, the dog's quality is a little worse! Tang Sanzang complained, "It's a pity! ”

The six-armed bodhisattva seemed to think for a few seconds, but did not find an answer.

Su Hang continued to shout, "Even you don't know if you are a bodhisattva, so you can't kill me." ”

"Damn! What kind of divine logic is this? ”

"If you weren't a bodhisattva, I would have been killed by you, just as you were an evil god, it is reasonable to die at the hands of an evil god."

"I'm not a god, and God is much lower than I am! It's not an evil god, I haven't killed anyone before today. ”

"That's bad!" Su Hang shouted, "You are a Bodhisattva, but you must not kill me." ”

"Why?"

"You think, the Bodhisattva's job is to help the suffering, how can he kill me? If you are a Bodhisattva, I am killed by the Bodhisattva who saves suffering, how big is my psychological shadow? If you are a bodhisattva and you kill an innocent me, how big is your psychological shadow? ”

As soon as Su Hang finished saying this, the weapons on the six hands of the six-armed bodhisattva suddenly ceased firing.

Su Hang knew that at this time, the data packet of the six-armed bodhisattva was temporarily in a state of chaotic operation, his firewall was suspended, and those programs began to be implanted automatically.

Su Hang read that the first procedure for the successful implantation of the six-armed bodhisattva was, "The bodhisattva must not kill, and must not be greedy, otherwise it will destroy the solemn ...... of the Buddha's land."