Since Yanzi transferred the clothing store, she has more reasons to stay at home every day and not want to do anything. When I meet such a woman, I can only admit it, but I have to continue to live, and I just take what I need to live with a partner, as long as it is not the kind of noisy day every day, there is no hurdle that cannot be passed.

At noon on one Saturday, after eating, Yanzi still went out to make an appointment to play mahjong, I brushed the dishes and chopsticks at home alone to clean, and then went to the bathroom to take a hot bath, and by the way, put my change of clothes into the washing machine and washed them. When Swallow Mahjong came home at the end of the evening and was ready to eat, when she saw my laundry on the balcony, she was furious and asked me loudly why I didn't notify her in advance when I washed my clothes?

I am dizzy, why should I notify you of the clothes that I have changed by myself? Swallow said that she would also take a shower at night so that her change of clothes could be washed as well. Lazy women really have crooked truths, and they are unreasonable crooked truths that make people cry and laugh! This time, of course, I didn't compromise, the more we quarreled, the more fierce we became, I simply opened the door and shouted at her in the corridor: "You let the neighbors upstairs and downstairs evaluate the reasoning, you don't do anything every day, you know that you sleep in the morning and play mahjong in the afternoon, laundry and cooking should be what you should do, and now you don't want you to do the food at home, and you don't want you to clean it, even the clothes I take a bath and change of clothes are washed by myself, what else are you not satisfied with?" ”

Since then, she no longer does my laundry, and I don't do her laundry anymore, so we wash our own clothes without incident, but she still eats the food I cook for her every day, and spends my money to go to the mahjong field to play mahjong all afternoon.

According to the pre-marriage agreement, every Wednesday night and Sunday afternoon, I will go home to accompany my daughter, on one Sunday afternoon, on our small street, I met one of my original neighbors, that is, a friend who got along well with me and Ye'er, she saw me very excited to congratulate me on remarriage, and then said to me that when Ye'er heard the news of my marriage, she swore that she must bring some people to make trouble with me, and then she was finally dissuaded. It's hilarious! This friend of ours also felt really funny, she said to Ye'er at the time, you can go to my wedding scene to make my scene, but didn't you think about it, why did you go to other people's wedding scene to make other people's scene? The divorce was initiated by you Ye'er, no matter who is right or wrong, you are now divorced, and then you got married first, what qualifications do you have to go to other people's wedding scenes to make trouble? Aren't you afraid of being boring and making a fool of yourself?

This friend of ours said that after her persuasion, Ye'er, a woman, finally dispelled the farce of going to my wedding scene to make a fool of herself that day. Alas, really a pathetic woman, so pathetic that no one has any pity for her!

I spend two days a week at home with my daughter, my friends know my life rules, every time I go back to my hometown, I always ask me to eat and drink together, other people's gracious appointments make me can only go to the appointment on time, but when I call the word to inform Yanzi, Yanzi's reaction is surprisingly strong, on the phone either do not allow me to go to the appointment, or tell her the address of the hotel to allow her to take a taxi from the city to come to the appointment together.

Originally, I thought that Yanzi just cared about me and was afraid that I would get drunk, but I was really moved, so I said to her on the phone, if you want to come, you can take a taxi. I thought that the swallow might just be talking, I thought that the swallow would not be able to take a taxi so far, but I didn't expect that half an hour later, the woman Yanzi really took a taxi, and I should not have been drunk that night, but I was drunk by the swallow.

That night, Swallow took a taxi to the restaurant where a few of our friends were going to party, and we had just sat down for a short time when Swallow took a taxi. When a few friends politely asked Yanzi if she wanted to drink some liquor like us, Yanzi unceremoniously handed over the wine glass, and my friend had to fill her wine glass with wine.

I admire the swallow's technique very much, she can always pick up a piece of dish with a lot of weight very accurately and quickly, and then send it into her mouth as if no one else is around, so many dishes disappear in her mouth like magic, her two thick lips can always open and swallow the dish at the same time, even without a little soup and oil and water of the dish, her skill of eating vegetables is really clever.

In the midst of the jokes, when a few of my friends and I had already drunk the first glass of wine and were about to pour the second glass, Swallow still had half a glass of wine to drink, and a few of my friends took the opportunity to coax me to drink the remaining half of the wine for Swallow. Because Yanzi is a woman's special identity, a few of my friends are just a simple coax, Yanzi can not drink, or drink it, but I never expected that Yanzi actually poured half a glass of wine in her cup into my wine glass, so that I drank half a glass of wine more than those friends.

The thing that makes me feel hateful and angry and can't get a seizure on the spot is that I wait until the second or third cup。。。。。。 When I started to pour wine, in the face of my friend's pouring, Swallow always refused, and the key point was that she always didn't drink half a glass left, and poured it all into my cup for me to drink. In this way, a few of my friends did not get drunk, but I myself was drunk by the woman Swallow because of the left half of the glass and the right half of the glass for the swallow.

Alas, I have a deep understanding of her food and wine. I thought she had come to my party with a few friends just to supervise me for fear that I would get drunk, but the fact was that she attended such a party, and I would be teased and drunk by her, my wife. She didn't come to supervise me, but just because she was delicious, and she was able to spend dozens of dollars to take a taxi from the city to attend every party I had with my friends.

The next time I had a party like this, I would always lie on the phone and say that I was eating at home, but my deception would not hide from her, and she would ask my daughter or my parents to answer the phone on the phone. If I knew I was wrong, I hung up, and she kept calling until I told her where to eat and she would take a taxi. If my phone was simply turned off, she would take a taxi directly to my parents' house, crying and making trouble, saying that I was going behind her back and taking advantage of the opportunity to spend two days a week at home with my daughter, and went out to find my ex-wife Ye'er to fool around。。。。。。

I've never seen a woman like this before, and there's nothing I can do about it. It turned out that when I was with Ye'er, she never attended the party with my friends, and she was even less likely to attend the courtesy party between colleagues in our unit. However, as long as the woman Yanzi is at any of my gatherings, she must and must participate, even if it is a courtesy between colleagues in the unit, she must come to every party, and I dare not compliment her food, but every time I participate in such a party, she can always drink several glasses of more expensive wine, and her alcohol volume is higher than mine. When encountering cheap drinks that are not expensive, she always makes others fill up and she always has half a glass left and does not drink, so I am always drunk by my wife.

Over time, Swallow's reputation for being a high drinker spread among my friends and colleagues; After a long time, every time I met a private gathering with a few friends, I was embarrassed, and my friends were embarrassed, but the woman Yanzi was not embarrassed.

A few of my friends have said to me more than once behind my back, why do you have to bring your wife with you every time you go to a party? In this way, it is sometimes inconvenient for everyone to talk. But how do they know my distress, if I don't bring her to every party, her dozens or hundreds of phone calls will kill me!