The employee who pretended to be hungry today was particularly hungry, but after he ate a super sour strawberry, he hated his "mother" even more, and he thought to himself that if the nanny invited one like this, it would be better not to invite him, and he was angry in an instant. So he decided to continue telling jokes to the residents of District Z and EAP them for free.

Legend has it that negative and negative are positive, and positive is positive. Therefore, when we tell jokes, we must also adopt this principle: Hehe, I am still right.

Then stop talking so much nonsense and get started.

There is a woman who is very ugly and has a particularly poor character, and she has achieved the ultimate in these two negative energies.

She stood in a parking lot at night and swiped Weibo to swear, pretending to be playing with her mobile phone. Suddenly, a Lamborghini sports car drove up. She thought to herself: Could it be that someone wants to talk to me, because although her whole person is full of negative energy, she is still higher than the sky and arrogant.

So the Lamborghini driver rolled down the window, smiled at her, and said hello: Good evening. She suddenly felt the deer bumping into each other, and her heart fluttered. She thought to herself: Is this the sports car driver of the best handsome guy trying to tease me? What should I do? In case that handsome guy asks me to get into his sports car, I will not get on or not.

So after her thought activity was over, she began to struggle.

At this time, I only heard the handsome guy say: This aunt, oh no, it's an aunt, can you get out of the way? Because this is my parking space, you are standing in my parking space. So I'd better ask you to give way so that I can park my car in it so as not to pose a danger to you.

And then there's the second joke

A long time ago, it was very popular here to get ear rings and belly button rings, as well as tattoos.

As a result, there was a big brother, who was so fashionable, that he tattooed a whole world map on his back.

One day he had back pain and went to the hospital.

The orthopedic surgeon asked him, "Why do you hurt?"

He said, "Look, I hurt China."

So the doctor diagnosed him, and he didn't need to take X-rays, he was pneumonia.

The third joke is about to start again

Got married and went on a honeymoon trip, and the husband just took his wife to travel to other places in order to save money, so they went to Kaifeng, Henan. You must know that this bride is a native of Hong Kong.

So in order to please his wife, the husband deliberately asked the waiter to open only a hotel room, in fact, he was still trying to save money.

The Hong Kong lady was very unhappy, so she said to her husband, "You must restrain yourself tonight"!

At night, this man was dreaming there, and he thought to himself, as soon as the next day came, my wife would definitely tell me: I want to restrain myself.

The next day, they were playing in Kaifeng, Henan, and they were tired to death.

When the evening came, they went back to the very small hotel, and he was waiting for his wife to talk to him, but her wife said categorically: divorce.

The fourth joke

There is a big fool who is a bitter courier, he is fat, horizontal and stupid, and he looks like he is looking for a beating, and people want to vent on him when they see him! As a result, this big fool received a courier today, and the name of the courier was actually called: "Grandpa".

The big fool thought to himself, isn't this someone clearly trying to take advantage of him?

In the heart of the big fool, he felt that he was extremely clever and not stupid at all.

So he called, and as soon as the phone rang, the big fool asked, "What is the name of your courier?"

I only heard the customer say, "Grandpa." ”

So the big fool let me let out a long "um", thinking that someone called him grandpa because he had taken advantage of it.

He was very happy and said: "That's right, it's just right, that is, with your courier, I'll send it to you by bicycle now." ”

Grandpa is speechless!