Let the Great Sage bring his granddaughter-in-law back?

I'm afraid this is a bit difficult, the story of Sun Monkey and Zixia Fairy is well known to the world, to make Zixia Fairy change his mind, the Great Sage must be reincarnated for at least 10,000 years.

"Dean, the matter of the Great Sage's daughter-in-law, Zixia Fairy, let's talk about it in 10,000 years, let's talk about my woman's condition first." Chen Chao hugged Zhou Yingjie, who was hanging on his lap and eating a lollipop, in front of him. "My woman is suffering from rejuvenation syndrome, can you see if there is any way to cure it?"

Dean Zhou sat down on the office chair, took off his shoes, scratched his hands on the soles of his feet, scratched rustling, and said, "I'm sorry, I'm used to scratching the soles of my feet when talking about the condition, so that the nerves on the soles of my feet can be active, which will help me formulate a treatment plan, by the way, what kind of disease do you say your woman is suffering from?" ”

Chen Chao: "She suffers from rejuvenation. ”

"This disease is a bit novel, it doesn't seem to be on the Guinness World Records, can you explain it to me in more detail." Dean Zhou made a good gesture of students seeking advice from teachers.

Chen Chao: "Have you heard of Tianshan Tong's grandmother?" It is the head of the Eagle Palace, Tianshan Tong, in the novel "Dragon Babu" by Old Man Jin, her martial arts will rejuvenate every ten years and eight years, although she is already seventy or eighty, but her appearance is like a child. ”

"Oh," Dean Zhou suddenly realized, and his eyes turned to Zhou Yingjie, who was pouting and eating lollipops, "You mean that your woman has practiced the martial arts of Tianshan Tong's grandmother, and now she is also rejuvenated?" ”

Chen Chao: "You can think so, it's just that my woman cultivates spiritual martial arts, so her body has not changed, but her spiritual level has become a child." ”

Dean Zhou scratched the soles of his feet vigorously and picked off a large piece of old skin, "Isn't this good, your woman is getting younger, which just helps the sublimation of your relationship, you see, isn't your woman more tired of you now?" ”

Under Dean Zhou's gaze, Zhou Yingjie hugged Chen Chao's thighs, and the two almost fused into one, as if they had become one person, and the relationship was so harmonious, it was a good thing.

Chen Chao: "But I'm a normal man, an adult male, I don't want to be in ...... Ahem, at that time, I was facing a child, dean, you know what I mean, right? ”

"Oh, I see." Dean Zhou was even more suddenly enlightened.

Chen Chao: "So, you have to find a way to help my woman's spirit recover and let her return to the state of an adult, OK?" ”

"OK, No problem," Dean Zhou circled his thumb and made an "OK" gesture, and scratched his feet again, "Normally, we have three treatment options for treating symptoms like this mental mutation. ”

Chen Chao: "Which three?" ”

Dean Zhou held up a finger, "First, physical therapy, that is, hitting the patient's head with a blunt object to activate their brain cells to resonate, so as to restore the past memory. ”

Chen Chao immediately shook his head, "Forget this trick, let's talk about the next one." "I switched to drug therapy because physical therapy was ineffective, but it made my condition worse and rejuvenated, so I had to seek help from a psychiatric hospital.

Dean Zhou peeled off another piece of old skin and raised a second finger, "The second method is hypnotherapy, we have the top hypnotist, who has won the Nobel Prize in Psychiatry......"

"Excuse me, excuse me, does the Nobel Prize for Spirituality have any?" Chen Chao felt a little lonely.

"Young man, you're too lonely and unheard, don't you see, isn't this certificate on the wall behind me?" Dean Zhou gave a thumbs up and proudly pointed back at the big red certificate on the wall.

Chen Chao took a closer look, and sure enough, there was a certificate printed with the Nobel Prize in Spirituality in the framed high-sounding photo frame, but the authenticity was very doubtful.

"Dean, let's talk about the last treatment." Chen Chao is now a little like walking on thin ice, for fear that Zhou Yingjie will be cured again, in case he returns to his infant age, it will be completely over.

What does a big man, a dignified seven-foot man look like with a baby girl in her thirties every day?

Dean Zhou raised a third finger, "The last therapy is electric shock therapy, which stimulates the human body with high pressure, stimulates the subconscious, and recalls dusty memories to the greatest extent. ”

Chen Chao: "Will that be dangerous?" ”

Dean Zhou: "It's not too dangerous, nine of the ten patients who have received radiotherapy in our hospital have seen God." ”

"And what about the other one?" Chen Chao asked.

Dean Zhou: "There is another person who has become a vegetative person. ”

Chen Chao: "(((゚Д゚)))"

But it doesn't matter if he becomes a vegetative person, at least letting Zhou Yingjie save his life is a prerequisite for the main quest, but if you are afraid, you are afraid that you will be electrocuted, and nine of the ten patients who received electrotherapy saw God, so they asked if you were afraid.

Chen Chao: "Forget about the third therapy, Dean Zhou, I think the second hypnotherapy is the most reliable." ”

Dean Zhou took out the old skin and flicked it, "I also think that choosing the most characteristic therapy in our hospital is the most effective, let me introduce it to you," called a nurse who looked five big and three thick, "This is our hospital's assistant teacher Qin, Nobel Prize winner in psychiatry, she is very experienced in hypnotic suggestion, and has cured countless mental diseases." ”

"It's better to be famous than to see it, Assistant Teacher Qin, then I will ask you for my woman's illness." Chen Chao politely held Assistant Teacher Qin's big hand, which was bigger than Chen Chao's hand, with rough skin and a lot of black hair.

Assistant Teacher Qin laughed, revealing a mouth full of yellow teeth, "It's okay, it's okay, the doctor's parents, your daughter-in-law is so beautiful, it's a pity that she is psychologically ill, I will definitely be able to cure her, you come with me." ”

……

Come to the consultation room.

Assistant Teacher Qin asked Chen Chao to coax Zhou Yingjie to sit on the recliner and let him use a beautiful hairpin to attract Zhou's attention, and Assistant Teacher Qin took the opportunity to take out an inflatable mallet and slam it on Zhou's head from behind.

Chen Chao: "Assistant Professor Qin, didn't the dean say that he wanted to use hypnotherapy, why did you use a mallet to stun her again?" ”

Assistant Teacher Qin put down the one-person-high inflatable mallet, bared his yellow teeth and smiled: "I'm not knocking her out, but a means of assisting hypnosis, let the patient fall asleep first, and subliminal hinting in the sleep state will have twice the result with half the effort." ”

It seems to make sense, anyway, Chen Chao has no other better way, so he let Assistant Qin teach a dead horse as a live horse doctor.

Assistant Teacher Qin handed the inflatable mallet to Chen Chao, "I'll go and prepare some other props first, you wait here for a while, if your woman wakes up, you can beat her again and keep it in this state." ”

Chen Chao: "Okay, I know, you go and come back quickly." ”

……

When Assistant Teacher Qin came back, he didn't know why he was wearing a pair of helmets, and his whole head couldn't be seen.