After Zhou Yingjie avoided the next room alone, the doctor said to the man in sunglasses: "Okay, now there is no opposite sex here, what is your problem can let me see first." ”

The man in sunglasses zipped up, but took out a gun with a silencer, "Doctor, I'll tell you the truth, in fact, it's not the gun that's really wrong, it's the one in my hand." ”

"Oh," the doctor nodded solemnly, looking at the gun with the silencer, "and what's wrong with your gun?" ”

Man in sunglasses: "My gun is very bad, every time I use it to kill someone, it will hurt my heart and lungs here," he gently pounded his chest with the handle of the gun, "Doctor, do you have a way to cure this gun?" ”

Doctor: "So what kind of effect do you want to achieve, I mean, what kind of effect do you want this gun to be satisfactory to." ”

The corners of the man in sunglasses raised lightly, and he gently smashed his chest with a gun again, "When I want it to kill, not only will it not make my heart ache, but it will make me feel pleasure, can you cure it if you want to achieve such an effect?" ”

The doctor shook his head, "It's hard, it's hard. ”

Beep!

The muzzle of the gun flashed with white flames, and the doctor clutched his chest, knocked over the chair, and fell down in pain.

"Even a single gun can't cure the disease, quacks have no value in existence," After saying this, the man in sunglasses blew the silencer of the muzzle of the gun, and looked at Chen Chao, "I don't know if this brother can cure my gun?" ”

Chen Chao's head shook like a rattle, "I'm not a doctor, I'm bringing a woman to see a doctor, I'm a patient, where can I help you treat the disease with your gun, you better find another master." "My woman just took the medicine, and I don't know how the effect is, so how can I still help you with a neuropathy gun.

Man in sunglasses: "But I have a habit that if I can't cure a gun disease, I will die." ”

Chen Chao: "You're just making excuses, what kind of gun, you obviously want to kill me." ”

The man in sunglasses gave a thumbs up, "Brother, you are so smart, my conspiracy was discovered by you at once, that's right, I'm here to kill you, of course, I have no enmity with you, just just take money to do things, but I must have a reason to kill people, never kill people for no reason, you can't cure my gun, you have to go to the underworld to report like this quack doctor." ”

"OK," Chen Chao made a compromise gesture, "Then you throw your sick gun to me, the doctor is very particular about 'looking, hearing and asking', I have to get your gun and diagnose it myself to find out what kind of disease your gun has." ”

The man in sunglasses shook his head, "My gun is my second life, and it is the woman I love the most, will you give the woman you love the most to others?" ”

Chen Chao: "Never. ”

Man in sunglasses: "That's it, you can't cure me of the gun, so it's only natural that I kill you." Raise the muzzle of the gun and aim at Chen Chao.

"Wait a minute," Chen Chao interrupted with a wave of his hand, "Who said that I can't cure your gun's disease, although I can't get your gun and 'see, smell, ask' in person, but I can diagnose the pulse of the suspension, and with a wire on your gun, I can diagnose what is wrong with your gun." ”

"Oh?" The man in sunglasses was quite surprised, and put down the gun, "Okay, since you can use the 'suspension pulse' method to diagnose my gun, then I'll give you this chance." "I'll play with you and see what tricks you can play.

Chen Chao held up the angry doctor, "Hey, doctor, don't die first, tell me where your family's thread is hidden." ”

The doctor's lips trembled as he uttered a few words.

Chen Chao went to the bedroom and took out a sewing kit, took a thread and put it on his middle finger, and handed the other end to the man in sunglasses and asked him to tie it to the trigger.

Chen Chao closed his eyes, pretended to diagnose for a while, and said to the man in sunglasses: "I have already diagnosed it, this gun of yours is actually a kind gun, every time you kill or injure a living being, this gun will hurt your heart, and you, as its owner, must empathize, so when you kill people with it, you will feel heartbreaking." ”

Man in sunglasses: "Oh, I see...... "I believe you are evil!" But for the sake of seeing that you kid can fool around, I'll play with you again.

"Then how can I cure it with this gun of kindness?" The man in sunglasses asked, you just diagnosed the cause and can't cure it, I still have a reason to kill you, and I didn't break the rules.

Chen Chao: "It's very simple, just let it become an evil gun, and when you kill people with it in the future, not only will you not feel heartache, but you will also have pleasure." ”

Man in Sunglasses: "So how do you turn it into an evil spear?" ”

Chen Chao stretched out his finger, the one with the space ring (invisible), pointed to the invisible space ring and said to the man in sunglasses: "Hit me here with a gun, break my finger, and it will become evil." ”

There are a lot of question marks in the sunglasses man's heart, how thick are your fingers, it's easy for me to break your fingers with one shot, do you want to exchange a finger for a life?

If you break my finger, my gun will become the gun of evil, which means that if you have cured my gun, there is no reason to kill him.

But I can still play tricks, I insist, my gun is still a good gun, I still feel heartache when I break your finger, and if the treatment plan is not successful, I can still kill him?

Hahaha, I'm a genius!

The man in sunglasses was happy in his heart, and put the muzzle of the gun against Chen Chao's finger at close range, "Brother, I'm going to shoot, whether my kind gun can be cured depends on your finger." ”

Chen Chao didn't frown, "Come on, healer's parents, your gun is sick, I should cure it." ”

"Okay, such a medical virtue, much better than that quack, I shot." The man in sunglasses spoke squarely, beep, and a shot was fired.

The moment to witness the miracle appeared, but the expected bloody situation did not appear, Chen Chao's fingers were intact, and the 'peanuts' that shot at close range did not know why they disappeared, and they did not know where they went. (Of course, it went into Chen Chao's space ring)

Chen Chao: "I said it all, your gun is a kind gun, it can't bear to shoot at my fingers, come again, can't give up, five shots for a course of treatment, three courses of treatment package to cure it, quickly, shoot it four more times." "Put your finger on the muzzle.

The man in sunglasses didn't believe in evil either, beep beep, and fired four more shots in a row, but it was really hell that not only did he not break his fingers, but even the 'peanuts' seemed to have been eaten.

Chen Chao put his hand behind his back and shook off the five warheads in the space ring, the space the size of an egg happened to be able to receive five "peanuts", and the magazine of this gun would not exceed fifteen rounds at most, and the three courses of treatment would make it obedient.