Chapter 19: The Spear of Kindness's Mutation
"What's going on? How so?! The man in sunglasses looked over and over with the gun, could it be that this gun has really become a kind gun, and even firing five shots can't hit one finger of others, which is not scientific.
Chen Chao: "Why did you stop, this is only one course of treatment, and there are two courses of treatment, if you don't want to shoot, then I'll help you." ”
Chen Chao's hand is fast, and the man in sunglasses is still in a state of confusion, so Chen Chao snatched the gun of kindness.
"It's really a good spear, I can't even bear to break a finger, I want to cure it, it seems that I can only let it kill the master." Chen Chao pointed the muzzle of the gun at the man in sunglasses.
The man in sunglasses was so frightened that his sunglasses were about to fall off, and he hurriedly waved his hand, "No, no, no, don't shoot, I'm gone, I'm not curing my kind gun." "If this spear of kindness is cured, won't it have to kill me?
"Hey, how can you do it if you don't treat it, if you make a mistake, you have to admit it, if you are beaten, you have to stand upright, how can you not treat it?" Chen Chao aimed at the man in sunglasses.
The man in sunglasses turned pale, "No! Don't! I'm cured, I'm really gone! I love my spear of kindness, I ......"
Beep beep beep ......
The man in sunglasses kept shaking and shaking, as if he was dancing in place, and like a drunk drunk, he staggered and fell, "My gun of kindness has been cured...... Uh......" twitched, and whimpered.
"Alas," Chen Chao looked at the man in sunglasses and shook his head, "Why does the good gun of kindness have to cure it, are you satisfied?" Fu looked at the gun in his hand again, "Now that this gun has become an evil gun, it suits me well, so I'll take it." ”
System: "Obtain the special story item 'Spear of Evil', which can be condensed into bullets with rage, and killing enemies with it will give the user unparalleled pleasure." ”
Anger condenses into bullets?
Chen Chao did his luck and tried to condense the anger in his body......
System: "I'm sorry, you're not angry right now. ”
"So how do I get angry?" Chen Chao asked.
System: "When you're angry, angry, anger comes naturally. ”
"Oh, it's going to be very angry, it's going to be angry, I'm going to get it." Chen Chao nodded, as long as there is anger, the bullet can be condensed, then this evil spear is an infinite bullet?
"Hahahaha, I've found a treasure."
Chen Chao laughed, ecstatic in his heart, and there was still a trace of anger.
"Little brother Chen Chao, are you laughing at Shimo?" Zhou Yingjie appeared behind him at some point, looking at Chen Chao with sparkling eyes, cute and cute.
Chen Chao was taken aback, "Sister Jie, what's wrong with you, oh my mother, what kind of medicine does this doctor prescribe, why did you take Aunt and become Liluo?" I hope she'll lose her memory and forget the past. ”
Zhou Yingjie hung on Chen Chao's body and pouted: "I'm hungry, little brother Chen Chao, I want to eat lollipops, I want ice cream, I want to eat cream cakes." ”
Chen Chao held his forehead with his hand, I'll drop a mother, God, can you not punish me like this? The anger in my heart is full at once!
As soon as his mind moved, the evil spear was full of bullets, beeping and beeping, firing several shots in a row, whipping the corpse, and directly beating the dead man in sunglasses into scum and turning into nothingness, as if it had never existed.
A wave of pleasure rushed from the soles of the feet to the door of the head, up, up.
The spear of evil is so powerful that the bullets of anger can shoot people into powder and dust.
"Little brother Chen Chao, you are so good, this gun of yours is so fun, it can make a living person, and it can turn a person into nothing, play with me," Zhou Yingjie clapped his hands happily, and reached out to grab the evil gun.
"Don't move!" Chen Chao flicked his finger on the back of her hand, "I am an evil spear, only adults can play, and children go aside." ”
Zhou Yingjie's lips flattened, and he cried out.
Chen Chao: "ε(┬┬_┬┬)3"
He was completely out of order, and hurriedly rushed to the doctor's side, held him up, and shook him, "Doctor, don't die first, wait a while and then die, you prescribed medicine to make my woman take it and become a child, what should I do?" You speak, don't die, don't die. ”
"It's hard to ...... Too...... It's too hard......" The doctor said a few words intermittently.
"What's so difficult, you should hurry up and say, how can I make my woman recover, you prescribe medicine, and you have to be responsible if you die!" Chen Chao was anxious, adults still have a way to control it, this child is simply a person from two worlds.
Doctor: "Go...... Go...... Go to a psychiatric hospital...... Uh...... "My neck was crooked, and I was completely out of breath."
"A mental hospital?" Chen Chao wanted to cry without tears, "Okay, then I'll take my woman over there to have a look, don't cry," turned his head to look at Zhou Yingjie, who was sitting on the ground rubbing his eyes and crying nose, and put on a funny smile, "Go out with Brother Chao, Brother Chao will take you to McDonald's." ”
Zhou Yingjie stopped crying, and the pear blossom said with joy: "Okay! ”
……
Next.
Chen Chao chartered a power tricycle to take Zhou Yingjie to the psychiatric hospital for help.
"Little brother Chen Chao, this gray-haired monkey is so cute, what is its name, can I be friends with it?" Zhou Yingjie looked at the great sage who was eating bananas at Chen Chao's feet, and stretched out his hand to touch it, but he didn't dare to touch it, for fear that the great sage would scratch her.
Chen Chao touched the Great Sage's head, "It's called the Great Sage, it's my good partner, you are my sister, of course the Great Sage is willing to be friends with you." ”
When I went to the club to see Zhou Yingjie before, it was inconvenient for pets to bring in, so I could only let the Great Sage stay outside and play by himself, but now there is no restriction on going to a mental hospital, and it doesn't hurt to take the Great Sage with me.
"Squeak squeak!" The Great Sage also accepted Zhou Yingjie under Chen Chao's instructions, stretched out his head and let her touch it, satisfying her curiosity.
"Hehe, the Great Sage's fur is so soft, it's the same as hugging a bear, can I hug it?" Zhou Yingjie looked at Chen Chao with a look of hope.
Chen Chao shook his head, "You still don't want to hug it, the Great Sage only likes female monkeys, if you hug it, it will be angry, unless you are willing to pretend to be a female monkey......"
"I don't want it, it's so ugly to pretend to be a female monkey, if I am a female monkey, you don't want me anymore Chen Chao's little brother......" Zhou Yingjie intertwined his fingers.
Chen Chao: "╮(╯_╰)╭"
……
Psychiatric hospital.
Dean's Office.
"Mr. Chen, this is our dean, if you need any help, you can talk to our dean Zhou." The nurse on duty kindly introduced the number one leader of the psychiatric hospital to Chen Chao.
"Hello." Chen Chao shook hands with Dean Zhou.
Dean Zhou's eyes swept and noticed the Great Sage at Chen Chao's feet, and his face was immediately happy, ignoring the Great Sage's squeaky and screaming, he grabbed the Great Sage's paw and pulled it, "Oh, grandson, you finally came to see me, how have you been doing with Lao Mei in the past few years?" Grandpa bought you a house and a car, and he is waiting for you to bring your granddaughter-in-law back. ”