Seeing that she was leaving, Jiang Wuwu hurriedly grabbed her wide sleeves and put his fist to his mouth: "Ahem, Su Da is a good person, I want to know if your rice is soft."

Jiang Wuwu's true thoughts: Su is wronged, the palace is hungry and wants to eat!

I looked at him with a puzzled expression, I didn't seem to hear what he said, but I must have come to eat, I pretended to look up at the sky

"What? How many pounds does my charging cable have? I don't know~"

Jiang Wuwu shook his body and said weakly: "I want to eat"

I smiled weakly, raised my voice and said loudly: "Jiang Crooked, is it a man, be louder!" ”

He looked at me for a while, and said loudly: "Lao Tzu wants to rub rice!" ”

I blushed and lowered my head, pinched the corners of my clothes, and then raised my head to him and said, "No way! Dreaming" After saying that, I will leave in style

Jiang Wuwu pulled my sleeve and tilted his head to coquettishly: "But I'm hungry, Su Da is a good person~"

Eh! Don't move your hands and feet, I'm a very powerful Ang~

I got goosebumps in an instant, and I wanted to count the sarcasm of him, but when it came to my mouth, I didn't want to say anything for a while

Seeing this, Jiang Sauce quickly ripped off the salted pig's trotters that Jiang Wuwu was pulling on my sleeve and pulled Jiang Wuwu aside

Stuffed Jiang Wuwu with a piece of flatbread, looked at him distressed with motherly eyes, and said: "Eat some, child, don't be hungry, this is the piece of oil onion cake that we broke the hind leg of the wild boar on the outskirts of the city a few days ago, and it is not moldy yet, you will eat it!" Can't afford to waste it."

Jiang Sauce also wiped his hands with his wide sleeves, and smiled at him: "Hahaha, look at this scallion pancake"

I walked over with my waist and beckoned to Jiang Wuwu, signaling him to lower his head, and he obediently bent down and lowered his head, looking at me at eye level

The corners of my mouth hooked up a triumphant smile, and I quickly put the small bowl hidden in my hand behind me and buckled it on Jiang Wuwu's head

Then he pulled the ginger sauce and the fathead fish and ran away, turning around and shouting at the lard cake and the director's wife as he ran: "Hahahahahaha The lady of the lard cake director run! Hahaha~"

Jiang Wuwu probably didn't think that I would come to this trick, so he was stunned and motionless, what about him, run away first

Long

Jiang Wuwu took the first bowl with a black line, and looked at the bowl with a black face, not knowing what he was thinking

"Bang Dang"

Jiang Wuwu looked at the coins rolling in the bowl, and finally had a reaction, slowly raised his head, and quietly looked at Xue Shenhai, the man in coarse cloth in front of him

Xue Shenhai, the man in coarse cloth clothes, looked at him inexplicably, pointed to the cake in his hand and asked puzzledly: "Boss, how do you sell this baked cake?" ”

A dull black aura rose from Jiang Wuwu's body, his eyes flashed with a fierce killing intent, and without saying a word, he kicked Xue Shenhai away

Then he took off his slippers and held them up, chasing in the direction where Su Yunrui had already disappeared, with a burst of dust behind him, and his voice roared: "The surname Su, don't run, look at my slippers!" The aftermath echoed over the border city

Xue Shenhai, who was 'flying freely' in the sky, was slightly stunned for a moment, and then his eyes widened in disbelief: I flew?

Xue Shenhai was so excited that he was about to burst into tears, and opened his arms in surprise to block the flying white cranes, and beckoned to them: "Hello! Have you eaten? What are you eating? Isn't it fragrant......"

The white crane rolled his eyes at him, flapped his wings wildly behind his ears, and there was a burst of crane chirps, which probably meant: "Eat you paralyzed, get out!" Blocking Lao Tzu's way"

Xue Shenhai approvingly: "You sing so well, are you interested in participating in The Voice of China?" ”

Hakuzuru: "...... would you like to kill him?"

Xicheng Shen Mu flew comfortably on a broomstick, not knowing when he appeared next to Xue Shenhai, holding a small notebook and bowing his head to record something: "Hey! Old watch"

"Hey! Hello~ Xichengguan! West... Xixixi ...... "Xue Shenhai's teeth kept chattering, and he stammered and couldn't say a complete sentence

"West what?" Shen Mu lifted his eyes, looked at him quietly and said lightly

"Scrub scrub...... Ha ha... Hehehe! That, ah! It's so blue! That, Xichengguan, have you eaten? The smile on the corner of Xue Shenhai's mouth slowly stiffened, and he asked cautiously

Shen Mu took out a bowl of dumplings from the thermos box on his waist and showed him: "Don't you just want to eat it~"

Xue Shenhai's smile instantly fell, and when he turned around, he swam forward as if he hadn't seen anything, and his posture was like swimming in the water

"Come on, come on, come on!" Shen Mu rode leisurely on the broom, holding a bowl of dumplings while eating and watching the excitement

"Shen Chengguan! I want to eat one too," After speaking, he stretched his head towards Shen Mu

Shen Mu listened to his words, and the blue tendons on his forehead kept twitching: "You eat fart!" Climb away for Lao Tzu! ”

After that, Shen Mu took out a thorn whip out of thin air, and hit Xue Shenhai on the back without hesitation, scolding like a black-hearted bag foreman: "Swim quickly, haven't you eaten?" ”

Dongguan Xian Youyang squinted his eyes, touched his non-existent beard, looked at the two frolicking figures in the air, and blinked with some confusion (Xian Youyang: That's a little dry in the eyes)

Dongguan Xian Youyang had a picture in his mind at this time

Shen Mu rode a broomstick and raised his eyebrows at Xue Shenhai's handsome and chic style: "Pretty boy, I'll raise you?" ”

Xue Shenhai looked shy: "It's dead!" You dead ghost~"

Shen Mu was stunned, with an unimaginable expression: "You actually didn't promise me?!" Then I'm going to kill you."

Dongguan Xian Youyang thought of this, and shivered all over his body, goosebumps fell to the ground, and his face was full of disgust: "Huh~"

So he silently opened the book on the cover printed with 'Skynet is magnificent, fat but not greasy', and put up the note: Shen Mu, the manager of Xicheng, openly went to the sky to tease the women and men of good families, and wantonly rode a rotten broom to fly at an altitude of more than 500 meters, and the color of his clothes was angry

After writing and closing the small notebook, Dongguan Xian Youyang silently raised his bow and arrow, and a malicious smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, with a hideous expression

After deep (un)familiar, (hesitation) (hesitation) (hesitation) aimed at the ass of the man in pink clothes in the sky

Tell you to ride a bad broom and fly around every day! Retribution is coming, wahahahahahahaha!

The sky is blue, and the clouds are slow

A few figures on the monster street ran as fast as a dog biting their butts, hunting and flying with the corners of their clothes

Some people touched their heads and were puzzled, and looked at their distant backs curiously: "When will the marathon be held on Monster Street?" ”

"Yo~ Deer in the clouds, it's you! Just playing cards together~" The woman's wheel eyebrows stretched out of the window lattice and shouted at the director's wife

Mrs. Director's footsteps paused, looking back at the wheel eyebrows by the window lattice of the tall building, we saw that Mrs. Director stopped, and also stopped, waiting for her quietly

The director's wife looked a little embarrassed

I offered to propose, "Or... Let's go ourselves! We can also help you plant the flowers by the way."

The director's wife felt warm in her heart, looked at me gratefully, and nodded: "Okay, okay!" With that, he threw a small bag of flower seeds into my arms and flew to the second floor with excitement

So I watched as the director's wife, after a short cry of pain, slammed into the wall and sinked, cracking crack after crack, like a spider's web

Emmm ~ master, can't see through!

A bead of sweat the size of a bean ran down the cheeks on everyone's foreheads: "....................."

It seems that it will not be able to be deducted for a while

I squatted down to educate the fathead fish on the spot and said, "This is the end of pretending, you know?" ”

The fathead fish glanced at the director's wife who was trapped in the wall, swallowed his saliva in fear, and then looked at me with innocent eyes and nodded with difficulty

Lun Mei was also frightened, and the apple that had bitten half of the apple in her hand fell out of her hand unconsciously, and it took her a while to recover

The slender finger pointed at the director's wife on the wall, and laughed mercilessly: "Poofhahahahahahahaha Hahaha (ಡωಡ) hiahiahia......"

After a long time, he became accustomed to saying to us, "Ahem, cough...... Don't panic, it's not a big problem"

"So, shall we go?"

Lun Mei took out a self-pare stick and waved at us casually: "Let's go, let's go...... Come on, Zhonglu, look at the camera, yes! ”

…… The heart is really big, and the selfie stick is ??! That's not right~

I yelled at the wheel eyebrows: "This is the demon world!" Where did you get a selfie stick??! ”

"The master of the human world made it by Master Luban!"

"Little farewell!" I really couldn't say anything to her answer, so I took a few steps back with my fists in my fists

At the foot of Wuwu Mountain

The sea of flowers stretches for hundreds of meters at the foot of Wuwu Mountain, the flowers gradually become charming, the most is the ground cover chrysanthemum, the ground cover chrysanthemum is like an egg tart, the edge of the flower tip is the egg yolk and egg yolk, a bit like the old pumpkin in the green field, the old one is lovely and very sweet, there is a circle of yellowish and yellowish inside, although it is not more beautiful than the tip of the flower, but each petal is particularly full, they wash the face with the mountain fairy mist, the best sun bathed, it is no wonder

The breeze is not dry, and the sun is just right

The first time I spent the Flower Dynasty Festival in the demon world, during that time, the days were very difficult, I really wanted to go home, I really wanted to, there was no night that I didn't fall asleep crying, unless the tear ducts I cried the day before were dry!

But I don't want to go home to plant rice and pick up bottles, and I don't want to be a farming princess praised by everyone!

At that time, the monsters all told me: If you want to have a picnic and fly a kite in Wuwu Mountain, you can come during the day, and if you want to see Kong Ming lanterns in Wuwu Mountain, then come at night, the stars are dotted, brighter than the stars

The big monsters and small monsters in the border city would still recite a particularly simple poem at that time:

"At the end of the sea of flowers, there is Wushan, and the thick purple mist wraps the mountainside,

Faintly a thousand Kong Ming lanterns, as if there are gods in the mountains"

Many years have passed, and I don't know if they still remember, but I do

I don't know if there are immortals on the top of this mountain, but the big demon is in the palace on the top of the mountain, a thousand Kong Ming lanterns, hum! I'm not afraid to walk at night to blind him

On the way I came, I borrowed a horse from the sixth uncle who raised horses, and when I came to the foot of Wuwu Mountain, I saw that there were many young men riding horses, all of them were lazy and wanton on the road riding horses for a walk

There are also many children in the sea of flowers, surrounding the feet of tall inflatable foxes and bear-foot dolls

clamoring for them to hug

I try not to get close to them, because when I was young, I used to hug them in my hometown, and I also saw inflatable dolls take off their costumes

The two muscular men sweated and opened their hands, and said to the innocent her with a thick and simple voice: "Come on, hug"

Faced with these unbearable memories, I closed my eyes, exhaled deeply, and then opened my eyes

The heroic horseman walked up, his movements were chic and crisp, and he held the reins and said to everyone: "As soon as the accelerator sounds, the pretty boy appears, get out of the way, the old lady is going to pretend to be forced"