"Hearing you say that, it seems to make some sense. Since you are so powerful, what are you going to use to treat my ** disease? "Tiger" loves constipation "asked.

"Treat both the symptoms and the root causes, and the medicine will cure the disease." Shiso Panda said confidently.

"So awesome?! It can't be a deliberate boast on your own, right? "Tiger" loves constipation" was deeply skeptical.

"Bragging or not, you let me try it, don't you know?" Shiso pleaded again.

"Oh well! I'll let you give it a try, and see if you dare to brag about your miracle doctor at every turn in the future. "Tiger" loves constipation "simply let it out.

"How many years have you been sick?" Shiso began to ask for a consultation, and then put his hand on the pulse of the tiger's "love constipation".

"Maybe two or three years, since I became the king of this tiger cottage, life is simply too comfortable, all day long is to eat and sleep, wake up to eat, there is nothing I need to do, I am too lazy to go out to exercise, since then, it didn't take long to get this problem, when, it is very painful, even if you pull out the blood of a place, sometimes you can't pull out the. Everything else is fine, but this ** disease made me miserable. Ay! "Tiger" loves constipation "When it comes to sadness, I can't help but cry.

"Open your mouth and let me see your tongue." Shisu asked, and then, when the Tiger King opened his mouth to show his long tongue, he looked at it carefully.

After a pause, Zi Su said, "I'll give you acupuncture treatment first, this is a 'symptomatic treatment'." Wait a minute, and then prescribe you to grab the medicine and boil the medicine for you to eat, and by the way, tell you your eating habits, methods and precautions, that is the 'root cause'. Do you understand? ”

"I don't know how to do medicine, and I don't understand what you're saying. As long as you cure my illness, you will be considered capable! "Tiger" loves constipation," said impatiently.

"I just said it in vain. Okay, I'll start treating you right away. Shisu couldn't help but smile bitterly.

Then, take out a slender bamboo skewer from the bamboo medicine box (similar to the one used to treat the heat stroke of the bear, because they are also about the same size), and then prepare to administer acupuncture treatment to the tiger owner.

Looking at the slender and sharp bamboo skewer in the hand of the perilla panda, the Tiger King couldn't help but be startled, and hurriedly asked, "What are you doing?" Are you going to stab me with this spike? You're so daring, don't you want to live?! ”

"Hey! Your heart, your lord. Why should I stab you, is it good for me to stab you?! Shisu thought it was very funny and couldn't help but ask.

"Who knows? Maybe my enemy or rival sent you to assassinate me? The Tiger King said incredulously.

"I don't know who your enemy or nemesis is. What's more, I don't need to murder you, I'm just a doctor who 'saves lives', not some gangster who 'kills people for money'. Since you don't trust me so much, I don't think there's any need to treat you. I'll go, farewell! As soon as the words fell, Shisu picked up the bamboo medicine box and stood up, ready to turn around and leave.

"Wait, since you're not the one who murdered me, why did you stab me with a bamboo stick? I suspect you've got poison on the skewers. The Tiger King hurriedly explained uneasily.

"It turns out that you suspect that my bamboo skewer is poisoned?! It's so funny. Shisu thought it was really funny, and then turned his head and asked the stupid bear beside him, "You say, is this bamboo stick of mine poisonous?" ”

Seeing this, the stupid bear couldn't help but wonder: How can this bamboo stick be poisonous? When I fainted from heat stroke at noon today, it seemed that this bamboo stick was cured.

Thinking of this, the stupid bear hurriedly said to the owner of the tiger village: "King, this is absolutely not poisonous, that's right, I let this bamboo stick cure when I suffered from heat stroke today." If I don't believe me, I'll ask this panda doctor to prick me again. ”

"Okay, let this panda doctor prick you again, and I'll watch his magic skills on the side." Tiger "loves constipation" took the opportunity to say.

Shiso thought to himself: I can also do acupuncture on the stupid bear again now to consolidate the effect of the first time.

As a result, Zisu, a different panda doctor, had no choice but to be in front of the tiger king, and pricked the stupid bear with the middle navel point again, making the stupid bear feel more comfortable all over the body, which made the tiger "love constipation" stared at him in surprise, and he couldn't believe that this was true.

"What's the matter, is my bamboo stick poisonous?" Looking at the stupid bear who was so comfortable that he stretched his waist, Shisu asked the stunned Tiger King with a smile.

"Huh? When this bamboo stick is in your hand, does it really become so magical? "Tiger" loves constipation "is still somewhat skeptical.

"Of course, would you like to try it too?" Shisu said with a smile.

"Won't it hurt?" Looking at the sharp and thin bamboo stick in Shisu's hand, the Tiger King asked worriedly.

"It doesn't hurt at all, it's just a little sore. If you don't believe me, you can ask the big stupid bear. As soon as the words fell, there was a snoring sound of "purring" next to him, and when he turned his head to look, he found that the stupid bear had fallen to the ground and fell asleep.

Tiger "Love Constipation" also turned his head to look at the big stupid bear, and thought: This guy has always loved to sleep a lot, and today he actually slept in my inner room in front of the guests, it was just too unusual, and after I saw the doctor, I saw that I couldn't clean up this nasty guy.

Still serious, the Tiger King turned back to Zisu and said, "Let's leave this stupid bear alone." Let's talk about us first, and since you say that your weird medical skills are amazing, I'll give it a try. ”

"It's long overdue. Then please lie down, my lord, and I will give you acupuncture treatment. Shiso finally breathed a sigh of relief and said.

The tiger "loves constipation" and has to lie down to appreciate the curative effect of Shiso, a panda doctor's miraculous medical skills.

Sure enough, at the moment when the bamboo stick in the hand of Shiso pierced into the tiger king's mid-navel acupoint (this acupuncture point is effective for heat stroke and constipation), the tiger "loves constipation" and suddenly felt that there was a sore, numb, swollen and painful feeling in his middle navel acupoint, and not long after, there was a "grunt" sound in the stomach, and after a while, there was a continuous fart sound of "poof, poof, poof" in the anus, and then, there was a feeling of wanting to go to the toilet to poop, I couldn't help but be amazed, and had to admire: "Doctor, Your healing skills are amazing! I actually want to go to the toilet now. You wait for me, I'll come when I go. ”

As soon as the words fell, the tiger "Love Constipation" immediately got up and ran outside with his head bored......

About a quarter of an hour later, the Tiger King actually hummed a little song, swaggered in, and when he saw Shisu, he immediately bowed his head and clasped his fists and saluted: "Thank you for the magic of the doctor, who has diagnosed and treated my ** disease for many years." ”

"This is still the first step: to treat the symptoms, and later, I will give you the second step of treatment: treating the root cause." Shiso said earnestly.